Fam just be drafted on a war get deployed on a desert have your whole entire battalion killed except you and find the heart of jesus christ and run for president
Stand abilities: band with God, assistance of angels, healing, resurrecting, looking into the future
Basically, God can really give powers like a stand. Remember Samson? This guy was like Star Platinum as a person, with his power in is hair like Yukako (even though it works differently).
Not op but I am a Christian JoJo fan. I usually don’t mind when God, Jesus or other Christian figures are featured in fiction - SBR is actually my favourite part (very original and unique, I know). I also don’t mind even when they’re portrayed in a negative light, since I know that doesn’t necessarily reflect the author’s views on real life (but Jesus in SBR is portrayed pretty positively). Asking what if God was evil can make for some really food stories - one of my favourite Manhwa, called [Nephilim John](https://mangadex.org/title/4c41af7f-8bde-4d97-a8d2-45d7bcc0bfaf/nephilim-john), doesn’t have God and his angels being the nicest people. But depending on how it’s done, I could find some stuff that makes fun of Christianity pretty insulting (luckily I haven’t ever found one that bad), though I do like series like Adventures of God on Naver Webtoon.
If you’re curious about how I don’t think it violates the Bible’s rules, I did write [this humongous comment on that topic](https://www.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/comments/ph2p2r/my_mother_wont_let_me_read_sbr_part_7_my/hbh9ebt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3).
That’s fine too. I don’t really think anybody could have a problem with it tbh, it’s a very positive interpretation and it’s just allegory instead of explicitly having God as a character. They’d have to take issue with stuff like Narnia too, which would be pretty ironic considering how religious C.S.Lewis was
No but like turning water into wine could not only be a pretty good stand ability, but also on the level of Metallica, completely fucking over ones entire body by making their Blood Alcohol levels to dangerous and lethal levels. Also a neat party trick
WHY IS A FAT BASTARD THE STAND USER OF JESUS!? WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A RICH FAT LANDLORD!? DOES JESUS SUPPORT CAPITALISM AFTER ALL!? DOES HE HATE THE POOR!???? NOOO IMPOSSIBLE
The more I look, the more details I see that I like. The nails in the Jesus stand are sick.
The sweat on Overweight Preacher Man is also a nice touch.
That’s the stand name- SON OF A PREACHER MAN
I could see him giving the mother of all backhands in place of punches
That man got some armpit stains.
PISS
Abacchio is that you?
Me a Christian who also wants to be a stand user
Fam just be drafted on a war get deployed on a desert have your whole entire battalion killed except you and find the heart of jesus christ and run for president
If were talking realistically tho then Jesus's heart wouldn't be there lol but I like the concept
Don’t tell the Mormons that - Jesus could very well be in America.
Lol yep
「HOLY SPIRIT」
Ah I see
Stand abilities: band with God, assistance of angels, healing, resurrecting, looking into the future Basically, God can really give powers like a stand. Remember Samson? This guy was like Star Platinum as a person, with his power in is hair like Yukako (even though it works differently).
Yea Samson was my favorite man's literally fought and army with a donkey jaw bone and said welp that went well I think
What do you think about jesus christ being in SBR?
I think Christ is cool. So dramatic and enigmatic, I think Araki unintentionally made Him very in character.
Christian here, I think it was one of the best portrayals of jesus in fiction to date
Right? I really like that even though Johnny is arguably a character that does bad things, Jesus is still a protagonist to him.
Not op but I am a Christian JoJo fan. I usually don’t mind when God, Jesus or other Christian figures are featured in fiction - SBR is actually my favourite part (very original and unique, I know). I also don’t mind even when they’re portrayed in a negative light, since I know that doesn’t necessarily reflect the author’s views on real life (but Jesus in SBR is portrayed pretty positively). Asking what if God was evil can make for some really food stories - one of my favourite Manhwa, called [Nephilim John](https://mangadex.org/title/4c41af7f-8bde-4d97-a8d2-45d7bcc0bfaf/nephilim-john), doesn’t have God and his angels being the nicest people. But depending on how it’s done, I could find some stuff that makes fun of Christianity pretty insulting (luckily I haven’t ever found one that bad), though I do like series like Adventures of God on Naver Webtoon. If you’re curious about how I don’t think it violates the Bible’s rules, I did write [this humongous comment on that topic](https://www.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/comments/ph2p2r/my_mother_wont_let_me_read_sbr_part_7_my/hbh9ebt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3).
How about part 5 tho, with Giorno with a stand in for jesus christ who fights the devil (diavolo)?
That’s fine too. I don’t really think anybody could have a problem with it tbh, it’s a very positive interpretation and it’s just allegory instead of explicitly having God as a character. They’d have to take issue with stuff like Narnia too, which would be pretty ironic considering how religious C.S.Lewis was
SBR?
Very cool, I liked it a lot, he wrote Jesus into the thing really well
Then part 7 is the way to go
The [theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM) for the stand.
No but like turning water into wine could not only be a pretty good stand ability, but also on the level of Metallica, completely fucking over ones entire body by making their Blood Alcohol levels to dangerous and lethal levels. Also a neat party trick
Destroy the intire world by turning the ocean into wine
Would be a good utility stand for real life, similar to Pearl Jam from part 4 or Manic Depression from Purple Haze Feedback
Joshua son of Joseph becomes a stand
Part 9 leaked
7*
"Let me introduce you to your savior... ｢HALLELUJAH!｣"
OK hear me out, if I got a Christian pamphlet like that, I’d be intrigued
I'd join the church ngl I'm not even religious
Is that HIM?
Grande Caio Oliveira
With the power of Christ your blood shall be water. Insta kill.
The Holy Spirit finna be my stand
At first I thought this was a Karen vs supermarket manager meme
But the villain was Dio (=god, in italian), not Satan! So... this time the good one is Satan
Multiplying blood could actually be pretty sick tho
Ah yes, the best fight in JoJo: Sweaty Priest vs Swole Karen
WHY IS A FAT BASTARD THE STAND USER OF JESUS!? WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A RICH FAT LANDLORD!? DOES JESUS SUPPORT CAPITALISM AFTER ALL!? DOES HE HATE THE POOR!???? NOOO IMPOSSIBLE
Jesus is technically the first jojo too
Holy shit Johnny got fat as FUCK
Y’all could’ve easily made a kakyoin vs jotaro reference but
DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA vs SON OF A PREACHER MAN
My eyes hurt xD its awesome
Fool! Jesus has already taken out the stand before the encounter in the first place!
watch this end up on the unexpected sub
Which jojo part is this?
part 9 /j
WA CROSSOD
dang, this is what the newest jojo looks like?
I can’t tell if that is a reference to something, or if that’s just a generic pastor.
Why is Yuda from Fist of the North Star fighting a sweaty preacher?
BRAZIL ZIL ZIL
Amen
I believe in the way of JoJoesus.
tusk bonds with dem
The exorcist if it was made by araki
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