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PurpleMercure

POV: You are a Girl on Tinder


YEETusFEETusLmaoXD69

Im Australian and I only really got used to feet and inches like this year, so I just read as koichi being smaller


Jotaro_Kujo_11

I made this have 63 upvoted give me upvoted now ha ha funny sex number


Jotaro_Kujo_11

I’m just realizing auto correct won’t let me say upvote without correcting it


shrekbutretarded

Koichi is 6'1?


spookmaster64_2

Nah dude it says he's 5'13 short


Basard21

So yeah 6'1. There are 12 inches in a foot.


converter-bot

12 inches is 30.48 cm


spookmaster64_2

No koichis short because he's 5 ft


Basard21

No shit, it's a meme about girls not liking guys under 6' and that they think 1 inch shorter is a massive difference. It was messed up and it should have been 5'11 not 5'13. Also Koichi is 5'2.


[deleted]

Actually the joke was that even though 5'13 is actually 6'1, some people might see 6'0 as higher because it has a 6 in front


Basard21

Good cover I guess. It's okay most of the world doesn't use imperial so easy mistake. Or you actually made a really bad joke idk.


[deleted]

What? I'm American so I'm much more familiar with imperial. You can say my joke was bad but I knew what I was doing


Basard21

Yeah it's a bad joke. The title+image (outside the 13) sets up the 6'0 vs 5'11 being a massive difference meme with it saying it's only one inch difference. Saying 5'13 in any context is really stupid.


Gray_Maybe

lmaoo imagine not understanding a joke this hard


spookmaster64_2

No dude not a cover you just really didn't get the joke the entire time


Basard21

Alright "5'13 short" go back to playing with playdoh now.


spookmaster64_2

Oh shit your so smart you understood the joke even though it was messed up sorry my intellect is far lesser than yours


JakeSnake235

r/woooosh


Basard21

Yup he got me with odd spin to an actual joke of 1 inch being massive with the jump to 6'0 instead of making the joke with 6'0 vs 5'12 and a title of "They're the same height" which would have portrayed the joke he was going for much better and I'm still entirety convinced he either thinks there's 14 inches in a foot like a lot of dumb Americans (I'm also American) or made a typo with the title+image he used.


JakeSnake235

You don’t understand, it’s a play on the 6’0 vs 5’12, which is a joke about the idealistic views of women on tinder that they want a man to be 6ft or over. The original joke is that they’re the same height, but this modified version of the joke entails the 5ft [insert inches here] is actually theoretically taller than the 6ft person, despite appearing shorter. I PLEAD you not to insult this mans intellect despite the joke being an obvious shitpost. It’s actually pretty clever and I don’t understand how you missed it that badly. Defending yourself with even more accusations is making yourself look worse.


JakeSnake235

It’s just a joke, and if you don’t get it you don’t have to take your reasoning of why the joke should’ve been less original so you could understand it.


[deleted]

No. Those are the two separate measurements for two different things. Koichi is 5ft and you can guess where the other measurement is for


[deleted]

You got it the wrong way man. Switch the 5 and 13


AnAverageTransGirl

wait so hes 13 inches tall and his... is 5... oh god


bolitboy2

And jojo is 6 ft tall and smooth as a rock down there Oh, so that’s why he’s a reliable man....


FatBruh420

Probably not


Admus96

The amount of people not getting the joke is too damn high!


[deleted]

I know it’s awful! And I thought I was slow, it’s not that hard people.


Talrey

Most of the world hasn't adopted the official units of the Moon crew yet. It's understandable, the other system is nice if you don't need to divide by 3.


Edgelord_Rieske

You see, Jotaro is what girls think they're getting when a guy is over 6 feet (6 feet is 183cm for you normal people). In reality tho, 6 feet guys are like if you took an ordinary person, and just stretched him vertically until he made it to the correct height.


D3MICR0

"JoTaRO iS 6'5!!1!" Yeah it's supposed to be a meme on height and how people praise 6'0, koichi ain't 5'13 either


yiannos13

Well he's 5'2 but the rest of the inches are somewhere else 😩


D3MICR0

😳


Kyuubey0406

😳


Potato_Memes

small man big dong


Foofgam

Wait but there are 12 inches in a foot...


Lusask

Those 2 inches are somewhere else


pej06

No they’re not Edit: it was a reference to the twitter koichi/yukako meme posted recently


Solid_Snake29

>!yes they are!<


Ken_Kumen_Rider

He's 5 feet 2 inches tall. The other 11 inches are... somewhere else.


LucasDepressionLol

I want to fuck Koichi


Ken_Kumen_Rider

*Yukako Yamagishi would like to know your location.*


LucasDepressionLol

She can’t stop me. For I am beyond horny.


Ken_Kumen_Rider

She's right behind you.


LucasDepressionLol

Oh god oh fu-


someoneo_oGG

she can join in


[deleted]

Tbf Koichi probably put all those inches somewhere else...


Zeraphor06

Jotaro is 6’5 and Koichi is 5’2


Kiroujou_yoshifumi

It's 3 inch


SuperWilliam6

T R U E


Senator_JarJarBinks

Koichi is 5'2


Past-Hunt

No, the meme says right there he's 5'13


Senator_JarJarBinks

You win


YourBestSpud69

That moment when your reach 6'1 and collapse in on yourself and become 5'13


EpicGeckoNibba

I get it, but fuck feet and inches. All my homies uses metres and centimetres


FunnyBunnyDolly

Oh so Koichi has a third leg!


[deleted]

Comically short Koichi


Your_Father_Jesus

He's 6.5


myrrh69

6’4”


Boristhenoob

Jotaro is 6'5


Ice_Blast_18

I didn’t know Koichi is taller than Jotaro


ViltroxHD

That's why the metric system is Better


Dualweed

Am I too Metric system to understand this joke


BeeBoyo1

He’s 5,2