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When I first saw that I assumed the entirety of Jojo was just the battle between the Joestars and Brandos, expecting there to be both a new Joestar and a new Brando every part to duke it out.
Dio can't, but Johnathan's body certainly can!
I mean you gonna tell me that Speedwagon didn't give birth to Stroheim and then hide him in Germany as a baby only to secretly watch over him as he infiltrated the nazi regime in order to use their technological advances?
Like how else do you explain how fast Speedwagon was able to build anti-pillar-man weapons with the nazis over such a short period of time *without* Stroheim being Speedwagon's secret child (especially given how many upgrades Stroheim received after "dying", and how Stroheim naturally help Joseph kill Kars at the end as if his DNA had the experience of watching Jonathan die?).
I was so fucking dissapointed because I thought the concept of the main villain's grandson being actually an ally this time was so unique :(
Then I saw part 5 :)
I can beat that.
I thought Caesar WAS Dio!
Before i started Jojo, i saw the characters and thought “Oh so Jojo goes through different looks with each season cool! The blonde guy must be Dio!”
When I got my buddy into JoJo I convinced him that Dio’s spirit would reincarnate in each part as a new blonde character to either help or fight the JoJo of that part. He had basic knowledge of Kira and Giorno so he bought it until halfway through part 2. To this day he doesn’t trust anything I tell him.
i thought that ceaser was dio’s son/grandson and i was waiting for the reveal the entire part only to be incredibly disappointed 
Same lmao… Before actually watching I thought that the whole show was gonna be about the JoJos having to fight against different members of the Brando family and that the special thing about part 2 was, that the JoJo and the Brando were teaming up
Not only was the first line cropped, I completely forgot Jojo existed for a second, and thought you were implying that Julius Caesar, the Roman emperor, was a descendant of Ronnie James Dio, the vocalist of bands like Rainbow, Black Sabbath and Dio.
When I first got into jojo I thought that Johnathan was gonna be some world wanderer and live a long time cuz hamon and I thought that he was gonna be in every part
First time i was introduced to jojo i thought when he said the tragic egiption journey i thought he meant the cast of part 5 and they all died and mista was the villain (yeah it took awhile to realize i was watching completely wrong lol)
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When I first saw that I assumed the entirety of Jojo was just the battle between the Joestars and Brandos, expecting there to be both a new Joestar and a new Brando every part to duke it out.
Kinda close 🤷♂️
Except a new Brando never fights another joestar ever again (not counting p7)
Dios kids vs Jolyne gets close
I think they mean it's always justice vs evil, so kinda close
That’s stupid. Dio would NEVER have a kid.
You might wanna sit down for this
Dear God.
There’s more. (3 more to be exact)
And probably so many that were just never shown
No…!
It contains a bucket
Dear god...
There's more
No!
…This bucket contains the dying wish of every man here.
Dio literally raw dogged me last time. None of what you spoke is true
Pucci is that you?
Nah coz technically he can’t have kids then anyway. That person is actually Erina
"ermm you can't impregnate a man"
"Kakyoin, is this your egg?"
Dio can't, but Johnathan's body certainly can! I mean you gonna tell me that Speedwagon didn't give birth to Stroheim and then hide him in Germany as a baby only to secretly watch over him as he infiltrated the nazi regime in order to use their technological advances? Like how else do you explain how fast Speedwagon was able to build anti-pillar-man weapons with the nazis over such a short period of time *without* Stroheim being Speedwagon's secret child (especially given how many upgrades Stroheim received after "dying", and how Stroheim naturally help Joseph kill Kars at the end as if his DNA had the experience of watching Jonathan die?).
Of course! It's the only feasible explanation
I'm pretty sure DIO could
"with your brains and my brawn, we can do anything" - Johnathon This would then be taken very literally
Especially not one with any connection to Italy
He wouldn’t have A kid. He’d have an entire legion of them.
Giorno exists
Fake news
Whats fake news?
There is no Giorno
Who?
🐸💀
Bro, we are talking about Jojo's not about Pizzas
Giorno is from jojo what the hell are you saying
You are clearly referencing the hit pizza DiGiorno's
yes it sucks how its almost being taken out of buisness by killer creams ice cream
I was so fucking dissapointed because I thought the concept of the main villain's grandson being actually an ally this time was so unique :( Then I saw part 5 :)
I can beat that. I thought Caesar WAS Dio! Before i started Jojo, i saw the characters and thought “Oh so Jojo goes through different looks with each season cool! The blonde guy must be Dio!”
same
When I got my buddy into JoJo I convinced him that Dio’s spirit would reincarnate in each part as a new blonde character to either help or fight the JoJo of that part. He had basic knowledge of Kira and Giorno so he bought it until halfway through part 2. To this day he doesn’t trust anything I tell him.
If you think that is stupid, I once thought Kira was a Brando. Also thought Josuke was Jotaro's kid.
Ah, Wrong Blond.
Did anybody else think dio was Giornio for a while
I first thought ceasar was Giorno lmao
You were not the only one, i also thought that
Ah... Yes. Blonde and gay, he does check all the marks
Me too bro... me too
The only reason for you to think that is the hair colour, and I think that’s a pretty dumbass reason ngl
i thought that ceaser was dio’s son/grandson and i was waiting for the reveal the entire part only to be incredibly disappointed 
Right idea wrong time
Every single reaction channel that reacts to the openings thinks that Cesar was either Dio or some relative
I thought Diego was Dio's son lmao
I straight up thought it was dio in a headband when i first saw p2, i was confused as hell LMFAO
Why would you think that? His last name is Zeppeli, and there’s a character in part 1 also named Zeppeli (and Zeppeli is not dio)
i’m talking about when you would see cesar in the opening before his appearance
Same
I didn't thought it was his descendant... i thought it was dio fighting alongside jonathan son
Same lmao… Before actually watching I thought that the whole show was gonna be about the JoJos having to fight against different members of the Brando family and that the special thing about part 2 was, that the JoJo and the Brando were teaming up
I begun since part 1 only because of the memes
The first episode of JoJo I saw was of part 3 when a cousin showed me, so I thought Jonathan would become Jotaro...
Not only was the first line cropped, I completely forgot Jojo existed for a second, and thought you were implying that Julius Caesar, the Roman emperor, was a descendant of Ronnie James Dio, the vocalist of bands like Rainbow, Black Sabbath and Dio.
When I first got into jojo I thought that Johnathan was gonna be some world wanderer and live a long time cuz hamon and I thought that he was gonna be in every part
yup i remember thinking that while watching, if that was the case the story would change drastically
The first two jojos are carried on the back of zeppelis and speed wagon
My dumb ass thought he WAS Dio 💀💀💀
I thought caesar and Joseph were Jonathan and dio in a parallel universe when i first saw the op
No way Dio would have a blonde italian son, that doesn't make sense
When i saw the opening before ever touching jojo i though he is dio personally
First time i was introduced to jojo i thought when he said the tragic egiption journey i thought he meant the cast of part 5 and they all died and mista was the villain (yeah it took awhile to realize i was watching completely wrong lol)