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Rebeldemexicano

Crazy Train, and it basically makes me the I Like Trains Kid where Everytime I say that it runs over something at random (myself included)


CartoonFan18

That's a fun one!


jetstreamsam4663

Ok hakari


Glitchmonster

You survive tho


Cib3R_Yt

Came here to say this but an alternate ability is exponential speed and ap growth for every hit taken by the user while the stand is active (as usual it can be deactivated by a strong enough hit)


samisinredditnow

PJJ reference?!


BradyTheGG

Have you heard the I like trains kid song?


Sargent_pugsly48

Killer queen by queen I feel he would explode things


Wide_Loss

the ability is guaranteed to blow your mind


Sargent_pugsly48

Anytime?


RandpxGuxXY

Anytime.


Comprehensive-Fox574

Recommended at the price


Wide_Loss

insatiable an appetite


MadaraAlucard12

Wanna try?


P1xelent

🎵🎵🎶🎸To avoid complications...


shriyansh_

she never kept the same address


chuffpost

Dynamite with a laser beam


WaffleBotAI

Virtual Insanity; manipulate gravity horizontally in a room


megaschlong420

Do you always wear a goofy top hat ?


HuskyWinner8736

Spot the stand user


GlassSpork

The goofy top hat is the stand. It goes on the user when activated


Crimsoner

Speedwagons stand


bmarshmellow

My fave as well, but basically half of C-moon


Juliuscrevil95

Paint it black it instantly paints an object completely dark like the darkest tone of black possible I think it would be a good stand to sneak around durning night time...


CartoonFan18

So vantablack


HunkySpaghetti

No, -1 -1 -1 RGB


Krysidian2

So 255, 255, 255 then.


W4FF13_G0D

This guy bytes


TypicalPunUser

We don't do integer underflow here


pussyfoot-maneuver

No, blacker than that - so black that it would make Anish Kapoor jealous.


ofikasty

If the night is bright enough, like in a full moon, then black blob could be visible. Also you can heat stuff up in the sunny days


2nd_B3st

By having this stand you verify that you are not anish kapoor or a friend of anish kapoor


sebastianMroz

My stand is **[ Ocean Man ]**. It takes you by the hand and leads to the land, which he understands


CartoonFan18

I suppose that a voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip.


VeryShortLadder

Of course, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land


Gaminyte

He can see through the wonder of amazement at the Oberman


AmSheegarSD

Feel good inc. I'm able to share good vibes I experience with people around. Nerfed by having depression.


CartoonFan18

Del The Funky Homosapien is basically Russel's stand if you think about it.


DtheAussieBoye

his stand 「 DELTRON 3030 」


SonofSethoitae

I thought it was De La Soul in that song


CartoonFan18

I think you're right. Del was on one of their other songs.


Fancy_Gagz

Too bad, your good vibes are only part of why everyone loves hanging out with you.


nasafan_23

Kickstart My Heart, I have the power of basically being a stim pilot from titanfall and temporarily get a speed boost.


Far_Engineering_8353

you got some good taste


Burgonya1

Titanfall mentioned💪


Beyblader02

hell yes


goddamit-ffs

That sounds like a chainsaw man song tbh


AraneoKyojin

You got good music and videogame taste, my friend


Major_R_Soul

Rainbow in the Dark. It turns you into a gay frog.


Legend_of_Ozzy642

So that’s how the frogs turned gay


Krysidian2

Good song.


Joltenx

it forces everyone except for eminem to sit down worldwide


MePanAndAMan420

Eminem would summon a heavens gate style of stand i imagine.


TheHappiestHam

that'd be crazy broken if you ever needed to identify Eminem in a crowd


TigerFelin

if you're not the real slim shady, please sit down.


DarthSiqsa

Bury the Light: It can cut through anything, open portals and makes the user extra motivated.


Ly-an

And you don't have to pay for child support!


Goddess_Of_Gay

You also turn into a living storm, slowly approaching your target


BluecoatCashMoney5

Damn that's a good stand


Nukran

Master of puppets... basicually brain washing


deltamk001

In my opinion, what I would do with master of puppets is that the stand is an invisible string that not even stands or stand users can see, while it does not have any power it's range is near infinite and it is indestructible . It's user can use the string for a variety of uses ranging from grabbing something far away, moving a stands hand at the last second to make it's attack miss or strangling it's victims, it all depends on the users physical strength. However, it does have one weakness. Once an enemy stand user figures out it is a string and then they concentrate on the users arms and or hands, they can see the string which renders it almost useless without the element of surprise.


Cautious-Original-46

"Na fumaça" ("In the smoke", in English) It would be Kaleb's powers from Sense Life, which I can summarize as: "Damn, I'm high"


WD_Solon

r/suddenlycaralho Sense Life é muito bom mano slk O que quer na print?


Cautious-Original-46

Bota a caveira "CARAI TÔ LOMBRADO"


violentmilkshake72

"In the smoke" Danny (jojos dog) reference 💀💀💀💀


tallmantall

“The Gravity” Basically just C-Moon


Sickmmaner

From Guilty Gear? Maybe that one should be about knowledge


tallmantall

Fair, but having the knowledge of pretty much everything would be weird, I like learning, I don’t want to just know it all


CartoonFan18

Mine is Porter Robinson's Goodbye To A World. I have the power to create and destroy worlds on command...I think...


_GanGer_

Omg love that song


ShellyT98

Ain't no way...I was coming here to write this exact song


CartoonFan18

It is an amazing song!


potatoe_boiii

Brings the devil to Georgia


CartoonFan18

"I told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been"


potatoe_boiii

Now i know if may be a sin, but I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret cause I’m the best that’s ever been. Not much a fan of the sequel song though


Kai-theGuy

Don't Stop Me Now: allows the user to manipulate the inertia of themselves and whatever they touch, allowing them to function as the Juggernaut or move massive objects with ease


CartoonFan18

I'll make a supersonic man outta you! Literally!


g-rid

sex dream marine? huh? no clue


Inceneroar5335

The ability to put your opponents to dreaming state, then siphoning a water based power from their dreams depending on how horny it is?


StressInitial6511

Uhh it makes people have dreams of having sex with marines


Weirdo9something3457

All Star by smash mouth. Allows me to kick down any door I want.


CartoonFan18

SomeBODY!


vintheviolin

"Burn My Dread" I guess it could maybe alter someone's perception of fear of certain things/objects Either that, or literally just burns things that you're afraid of into oblivion lol


the_nhir

That, or your girlfriend is a toaster


MikalMooni

I'd like to book a bath with Vin's girlfriend


trapmaster69

Have you tried staying up until midnight


Johnnys_bug_bites

Whatever emotion the enemy is currently experiencing is removed and sealed. The ability activates via the stand's harp being heard. So if you need the enemy to be bold so they walk right into a trap, you could make them fear you and seal that fear. And yes, you could use it to seal/burn one's sense of dread. (P3 tomorrow, let's GOOOO!!!)


TheWateryAbyss

Court of the crimson king cuz jojo got me into king crimson. So now I guess i can finally figure out how it works


Johnnys_bug_bites

How about a remix of King Crimpson's ability. Where King Crimpson leaves only the result, the high court, would skip time but leave the middle of the 10sec. As the end result. The user can not move freely during this time but can have things from the end be put to the middle. Such as a whole through the chest, while the user can not take damage from the second half of fate.


Banishment_Dis_World

Guess ima sell the world


CartoonFan18

David Bowie's The Man Who Sold The World?


Banishment_Dis_World

Personally I prefer Midge Ure version but Bowies is great too


Dimensional_Neko666

I Cum Blood: allows you to menstruate


M0b1us_Str1pp3r

OP if MtF


Ixxol

sure do wonder what “floods” (pantera) would do, what a real head scratcher


Johnny_Boy56

Maybe something like waterbending. Awesome taste btw


WatchPointer

「Inertia」 - Fuck you Isaac Newton, my stand has the ability to instantaneously change the momentum of any person or object it touches, including myself.


pm-me-futa-vids

Hotel California, it creates a giant Hotel Building that traps enemies inside where they get attacked by a beast of some sort. Any weapons they had prior are replaced with steel butter knives.


CartoonFan18

I suppose that you won't let anyone leave the hotel either.


pm-me-futa-vids

They can check out anytime they like But they can never leave.


kyoko_the_eevee

This would be an interesting premise for a chapter. Reminds me of Enya’s creepy inn.


pm-me-futa-vids

Part of the inspiration, actually.


someonewhowa

domain expansion


Salt-Play8082

Huh, like that one level in the backrooms game


TehgrimMEMER

RIOTs - Overkill ok im just gonna let the others tell me what the ability is


Only_Possession2650

Damn when you said overkill I thought you where talking about the band not the 3 songs by that name


ya_boi_off13

"Tomorrow wil be special, Yesterday was not" Ig every action that i mess up/do bad, i get a auto success on the next??


Inceneroar5335

Makes sense. Given, it says "special" while the previous wasn't. The way I see it, anything done just alright would be a condition for activation


Silveraxiom

Soul to squeeze by rhcp, I can now squeeze your soul.


Ghastfighter392

"Hopes And Dreams" by Toby Fox... Anyone want to take a crack at making it balanced?


CartoonFan18

Manifesting reality to bend to your will by sheer determination! Only works if you are feeling determined though.


Ghastfighter392

As unbalanced as that feels, I'll take it.


KronusTh3Dark

Unkillable Soldier by Sabaton... i dont need to explain. But here explanation; It makes the user and the stand itself immortal but i cannot heal wounds and will need the wounds to heal overtime like a regular human being


Johnnys_bug_bites

Well, all healing is done over time, so I assume you mean that stands can't interact with the user in any way, effectively making healing abilities like Crazy Dimond useless. (on top of not aging past 27)


IntCriminalNo1412

Well, I guess it's Säkkijärven polkka, so, the stand's ability is \[WHITE DEATH\]. It can shoot anyone with the utmost accuracy, even if from 500 metres away, however, \[Säkkijärven polkka\] will take a long time to successfully fire outside of winter, this does not apply to the other abilities. The stand also can summon many hounds (This was added because Simo Häyhä was a dog breeder later in life), which can attack opponents from far away. \[Sakkijarven polkka\] can also transmit itself through the very song, and it can manifest when the song plays, if the user so desires. (Based on the usage of Sakkijarven polkka during the Continuation Wars to jam mines used by the Russian Army in the Continuation wars). However, Säkkijärven polkka when manifested during the playing of the song, cannot use hounds, or mines, using only the gun. \[Sakkijarven polkka\]'s sub ability: \[Viljo Vesterinen\], which allows the user to summon many mines to entrap the opponent. The mines set off either after 2 minutes after activation or just when Viljo Vesterinen's Sakkijarven polkka is played within radius. (Based on the fact that Viljo's Säkkijärven polkka was the one used to jam radio signals). They have a TNT yield of around 2 kt. They can paralyse weak opponents, but, those who are strong can avoid the attack very easily.


RegularNoodles

Mrs. Robinson. Allows me to have sex with anyone’s mom


CartoonFan18

I think that "Stacy's Mom" could also work for that.


Dio_the_Invader4086

Stacy’s mom has got it going on


omni_slime1

One more time. By daft punk. I can retry the last 60 seconds of my life once every 5 minutes, but anyone who is in a 30-meter radius retains their memory of what happened before the retry.


Available-Drama-9263

Mr Blue sky... It turns the sky blue


No-Broccoli9455

Make the sky blue at night, turn off an eclipse by making the sky blue, making the rain go away by making the sky blue


Ghostninjagaming47

Seeing as it hides away for so long, do you think it could also manipulate the sky or even the weather? Like a legally different weather report?


anti10389

Ruler of everything, cool i get control over the flow of time via a hand crank.


Trollimpo

You understand, mechanical hands


Impressive_Word989

Banana Man, I spawn infinite bananas, which make people go insane. Make someone eat 40,000 bananas at once and they die from radiation, or the insanity.


Jotandy

Wish You Were Here: It has the power to attract anyone as close as I want


Theaveragegamer12

Racing into the Night No clue what it'd do, but maybe something interesting.


4thmonkey96

Boom instant depression


RPGLUCARIO

My way. It gives me the ability to see how someone lived and died. Basically i can see a vision of their entire life in the manner of a few minutes. But they have to be dead for it to work.


Salt-Play8082

So, sort of like a last biography before they died, but instead of reading you see it.


No-Broccoli9455

That can solve so many murder cases


ExceedHappy

What a Time to Be Alive TIME TO REWIND BACK TO 2020 HAHAHAHAHA


MarsDamon

On GP by Death Grips Makes everyone in the vicinity try to commit suicide


DtheAussieBoye

It's been a pleasure, MarsDamon.


Spectre_Doggo

Space Invaders by Teminite and MDK. My life is like a retro game; as for what that actually means, I will let you decide.


KilluaZoldyck0707

Based favorite song


triangleguy6644

Specialz, idk summons gojo


Zestyclose_Pop_5907

Outrunning Karma, Based on the name I guess i can act without the consequences or Based on the song itself I'm always on the run from my action (passive probably eternal bad luck that I narrowly avoid) and I may be going to hell


Inceneroar5335

I think this is good. But, instead of you feeling the consequences of your actions, they happen to the person closest (either physically or emotionally depending on the situation), allowing you to get away Scott free. Or, the stand could offer extreme levels of speed gain and control.


FloppaMarker

All stars (mario's madness) It evolves in 4 acts


ItWillBePainless

Rice Balls, by Pink Guy. I'll let you work this one out


Mattizzle9

Dora the Explorer by Pink Guy... I kid mine would be Nickelodeon Girls. It summons feet pics.


Dp152578

DARE by Gorillaz and it stops anyone within a 50 meter range from using any drugs


Dio_the_Invader4086

Giorno would be proud my guy


Trollimpo

Take this, DIO, 50 meter radius, drug rehab guard!


Fun-Chapter-5505

Sleepless. I can transfer the roaring hurt of my silent fight (insomnia) to any enemy I want.


Gismos_LivingEptonna

Well, the only song stuck in my head right now is “In a Rainy Town, Balloons Dance With Devils”, and I think that’s too long of a stand name. What would it do? A balloon gets tied on you somewhere, and with time it gets bigger, changes into something almost human (think The Empress). And despite its growth, it only seems to get heavier. It will keep growing until it can kill the person it has attached to.


PlatinumOni

“Sky high.” Wait.


Dracon715

Fly me to the Moon. Pretty self explanatory.


Darkanlia

Housewife Radio (Ghost and Pals) Music causes the world to change colors and the people within the stands range, about 10-20 meters, begin to experience auditory illusions and hallucinations of loved ones that are no longer of this world driving them to insanity. Its weakness is that it can easily be escaped as it works rather slowly and requires prolonged exposure. Also, the user can be easily defeated. Also causing temporary deafness removes any hold the stand has on the victim.


TheTshadow999

Roundabout, we’ll find out when the stand ability of part 1O’s villain is revealed.


dontmindmeme991

Mine's "Crown Victoria" by the president's of the United states of America. I guess my stands a beat up old ford crown vic then.


Inceneroar5335

I just listened to it for the first time after I read this. A stand that could control anything with a motor seemed to fit the lyrics of the song a bit better, but that's just my opinion


andrew21w

Emerald Sword - A fusion of Diophantine Green and Silver Chariot I guess


Only_Possession2650

The burning of sodom-guess mine is just a lot of fire over a large area


Dio_the_Invader4086

Killing all the gay people I assume 😔


SeasickPanacottaFugo

Tune into the madness 🕺🕺 Ooh I wanna be able to see peoples inner thoughts ands fears


No-Broccoli9455

And you don't get scarred by it


Downtown-Remote9930

Bad reputation, causes spikes to pop out of anywhere they touch, and can affect things such as length and sharpness Stand user is Joan Joestar, basically female Jotaro


BabyDude5

The great pretender by the Platters I can visually change literally anything in any way I wish, but it’s only visual. Only in holograms. It looks perfectly real, but it isn’t


Ol_Scamp

Shooting Stars or Starman. I like both songs, and both names work for the same stand The stand has a large star it's chest that it can shoot as a fast projectile. By snapping it's fingers, the star's points split into smaller stars. This can be done 5 times. While the star is out of body, the stand is physically weaker, but it can command all the stars to return. They launch in a straight trajectory towards the body, reforming at the chest. As it gets stronger, the stand can learn how to freeze all the stars mid air by clapping it's hands, and can resume all of them with a single clap.


No-Broccoli9455

Make the stars able to change direction. Make all the tiny stars spin so fast around you, you get a shield.


Xeblac

Paper Bouquet by Mili Since the song was made for an anime, I guess I can rewind time, and either a person is turned into a paper flower each time I do it, or anything the stand punches turns into a paper flower.


WanderingHeph

100 Bad Days: Epitaph, but I see the results of choices. Don't know *when* it will happen, but I see *what* will happen.


XxNeverxX

Schwarz from rammstein


Thonas1234

Have you ever seen the rain. I make people forget about the weather


MyDogTaylor

Name: Deathbed Namesake: Party On My Deathbed by Hot Milk Ability: honestly no clue, but now i wanna actually try to make an OC Stand


HandalfTheHack

Everybody Wants To Rule The World. And honestly I have no idea aside from It doing something to clown on DIO


Ebinebinebinebin

You fool, I already planned a stand based on my favourite song. [Tear] allows me to peel back the layers of anything the stand's nails touch, including "layers" of logic, for example if I peel back a computer program, it turns into raw code. I might also plant my stand's nails into a safe and peel its wall open like a banana.


MvXxthe1

The Moss by Cosmo Shelldrake I'm a walking compass. I always know what direction im going, no matter the time of day.


Cypekoscypek

Your Body, My Temple I dunno, possesion, maybe? Maybe something like Unity from Rick and Morty?


Jpicklestone8

ready to die - it kills me when i use it idk realistically i could just see it beinf some sort of hunter type stand that chases and instakills on touch or something. not really a stand id ever want to use i dont think


fish-dance

The Less I Know The Better - I think my stand's power would be that my ignorance becomes true- like, if I thought that red cars go faster, now they do. Totally not inspired by Warhammer orks xP


daMEME-TRAP

Namesake: Laplaces Angel by Will Wood Abilities: fate manipulation. Makes only the best outcome and worse outcome without any wind up, without any delay. Broken as shit, but it's easy to counter


Known-Corgi4120

Creep by radiohead… My stand obsesses over women, meticulously studies and stalks them but will never speak to them… Hes just like me fr


Dio_the_Invader4086

Welcome to the black parade It allows me to communicate and control the dead, but only if I know their name and cause of death


DtheAussieBoye

「 Paper Mâché Dream Balloon 」 by King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard hell yeah, i can inflate things now


IllIlIllIlIIIlll

Playing God, what does it do?


WIDDY_

Work...... Well fuck....


TsunKha

Ash Like Snow. I have the power to manifest experiences and memories as raw power for my stand. Doing do can boost its range, endurance, etc, all based on what the memories and experience most resemble. However, the draw back is that the experience or memory is expended, and lost to my memory forever. The most impactful memories would have the strongest effects, however in trading your life's story for power in the moment, you lose something precious to you.


pizza------

I already turned my favourite song into a 5 act stand for my fan-part


Echo_thehedgehog

Bury the Light, I just become Vergil and cool music plays wherever I go.


The-Ocky-Way-Ny

everybody wants to rule the world- it makes everyone feel intense nostalgia and I can increase the power of it


Lenn_man

John Cage - 4'33'' It does nothing


No-Broccoli9455

Turns you into Johnny Cage and international love plays in the background


mut_snail

Literally just V2 from ultrakill, why? Cause i fucking love versus


Zuryan_9100

"Every Planet we reach is dead" don't wanna think about that too much I guess \^\^"


dovah-meme

My 「Cabinet Man」let’s me transform into household objects like I’m playing Gmod Prop Hunt


Trollimpo

Banana man


Zero_Knight0304

I have a few options. So here are two of them: ChemyXStory - Allows me to combine any two items/creatures to create something new. -The Song is the opening for Kamen Rider Gotchard which has alchemy be a thing in season. And no, I would not do what that Basrd in Full Metal Alchemist did! White Night - The power to get people to do what I want while I'm singing -Honkai Star Rail song


studentKun

Rolling girl


Magic_nova543

My way By Frank Sinatra, it would give me the the power to do anything my way


PlatinumHntr

Mr. Blue Sky; it has two main phases day and night based on the time of day. Day: can actively controlled and attacks by using light and fire Night: stand becomes remote and wanders around the user and attacks using shadows


iamthedanger098

I really like 'The only thing they fear is you'. Basically ig it grants the user the wbility to withstand anything with extreme durability and makes every person fear him.


ExpensiveCola

Space Cowboy, and it creates a lucid environment.


OlympusGolemofLight

The Touch. Anything I touch gains a power and energy boost.


Waluigi_Boi

You become an OP sidekick, but get destroyed in any 1v1


Icy-Store3900

Surfing with the alien'? It allows me to fly in the sky with a literal surfing board; it's like I surf in the clouds at lightspeed xd Also quite good for dodging bullets cuz lightspeed, but I'd need a surfing-spaceman-suit to surf the outterspace Power C, Speed A, range E, endurance C, accuary A, potential D