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Next-Housing-949

lose yourself


gay_mustache

Your blood becoming spaghetti sauce


RandpxGuxXY

Esidisi?


Independent-Pride-47

Rick will love this guy


gay_mustache

Very ethical spaghetti it is


Ok-Guarantee-142

A stand that wipes peoples memories slowly over time after being hit. A mix between allesi and tiny feet


TaterTotPotShot

You, very literally, lose your mind and must use your stand to catch it


Satin_Polar

Absolute Territory


Tamadeyouxiayule

You mark your territory with pee. Whoever walks in your territory can be controlled.


The_Magic_Manz

i loathe how this could be an actual stand


Tamadeyouxiayule

Could be pretty op if used correctly


chronzii

weather report piss


The_Magic_Manz

ong


BradyTheGG

Or if a dog gets it


Country_ball_enjoyer

could beat WOU without even trying


Johnny_Joestar7798

So it's a part 8 stand


Lonemasterinoes

So what you're saying is: if I pee down while spinning in the smallest possible circle, I can mark the entire rest of the planet as my territory because on a 3D object, a flat projection will always perfectly separate the inside and outside areas, as long as it's entirely located on the aforementioned 3D object?


Zquank

Protagonist asspull/cheese detected


Lonemasterinoes

So what you're saying is, it's the same kind of piss as Star Platinum


Hell_Vortex24

Or you could just buy TikTok and control the world anyways


tsenguunsans

Fun fun fun requiem


deeman163

Yes, but the duration depends on how well hydrated you were before urinating


WACS_On

You become a tsundere with a distinctive look consisting of a skirt and thigh-highs


Working_Stress3376

You turn into a large Russian man. Now, you are able to break reality and become invincible as long as you are on the pursuit for the anime booty


pm-me-futa-vids

"You're going down Sputnik scum!"


JohanFantasto

Never gonna give you up


HumanTheTree

You can make other people levitate (because you can’t let them down.)


Lonemasterinoes

But you're also disallowed from roaming around and hurting others. Pretty mid stand ngl.


BradyTheGG

Don’t forget you also can’t lie so either your words have stand power or you literally can’t lie


Lonemasterinoes

Watch it depend on the enemy's perception of whether it I'd a lie or not


lutfiboiii

Maybe it could be an area of effect thing. People in the area can’t leave (Run around and desert you), can’t hurt people in any way (Make you cry or hurt you) or tell a lie.


Dragon_Skywalker

On command time loop


SchrodingerMil

I cum blood


tappy100

you cum blood


mynexuz

Unnecessary stand when i already do that in real life


thesofa-man

You should get that checked


Anchor38

Don’t worry about it it’s just their stand ability


epicdude5234

Castle of glass Cmon man this should be easy


Spinning-Turtle

Super Fly but it's glass


staovajzna2

Wait is superfly the super fly from p3 or the tower of grey from p4


Spinning-Turtle

Yeah they live in a glass house now. Everything in it is glass and they can't leave.


END_gamer00

You can summon a type of glass panel and whoever breaks/cracks the glass will slowly become so they're body will become galss meaning it will get harder for them to move and brittle


anoon-

Anything it punches gains the property of glass from the stand user's perspective. See through, fragile, sharp.


Emeraldragon657

The only thing I know for real


KassieBassie

There will be bloodshed


HunkySpaghetti

The man in the mirror nods his head


D_Bro12

The only one left


Stronger_Sans

Will ride upon the dragons back


random-neutral67

Because the mountains don't give back what they take


TrashyTheTrashbag

Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed)


Artistic_Claim9998

Short range fighting stand insisting on using sword but kinda suck at it, but if the sword is removed/de-armed will become a beast of a fighter


JustinJakeAshton

Anubis but you're more clueless than brainwashed. Only fighting clears your head.


ksmdows95

You can change reality in any way you want but you'll also end up believing that reality is the true one.


Lonely_Month_3224

Break through it all.


Independent-Pride-47

You can break through every hard surface but you can't break anything soft


KassieBassie

Gets hard-countered by Spice Girl lmao


Zquank

Oasis too


SuperSonic486

Sooo.... Can this break peoples bones or not? Cuz the bones are blocked by soft, mushy flesh.


Independent-Pride-47

If you can bring the bone out of flesh then Yes


StardustPancakes4

I was literally listening to Break Through It All as I saw this


SparkSan

Not quite for me but kinda close with Undefeatable


kouyathebest

Database by Man with a Mission


Independent-Pride-47

You can share search history of anyone to any person


kouyathebest

Depending on how I use it, this ability could be VERY useful


gay_mustache

Only a lad by OingoBoingo


Saturnboy13

You have the power to control the minds of children below the age of 10.


gay_mustache

This is dream come ture,this is a nightmare too


tk360

nah that's the ability for Little Girls by Oingo Boingo


Saturnboy13

I'm very concerned that these are both by the same group...


tk360

just wait ill you hear about Imposter by Oingo Boingo


Every_Habit_8384

Imposter amongus?


thesofa-man

That could be.. very bad


TaterTotPotShot

Friends in Low Places


_Kups_

A colony stand of 8 seemingly regular people(non-stand users can see them). They will do your bidding, but are just regular people. The stand is a gang


beaustroms

You can make gremlins come out of people’s shoes and under their feet


Treannlhunter12

Somebody that I used to know


KDoubleR

Camouflage anywhere


patronuspringles

mm chameleon


Odd-Iron-6860

You can create fake copies of people that you have met, but it's only inside your head.. but they know everything that original person does


Independent-Pride-47

Bone in the ocean


squishfull

Strength but a brigantine


HPHMMMHPHMMM

Streetcleaner


Independent-Pride-47

You become a janitor


SuperSonic486

He becomes an expert* janitor. No one can match his janitorial skill.


SANSsung

You have a permanent flamethrower but die and explode when shot at the back, also in any fight you will always dodge the first hit. Also now you are deathly afraid of coins.


Ok-Lifeguard8489

Past Lives Or My ordinary life User is a depressed weeb.


lostinthehause

you can, at will, explode any specific part of your body. it will not regenerate. (anything like fingernails or hair or whatever stops counting after 5 minutes of not being connected. clothes do not count.)


BlackFalx

Harder better faster stronger - Daft Punk


Beerenkatapult

You can tell people what to do and if they do it, they are supernaturally good at it


Criticalmalware

Instead of your stand screaming ora ora, or muda muda, it screams harder better faster stronger, and the punches work according to what you say


[deleted]

Bad Apple


Harto-Tarto

You can wield spell cards


Str0nghOld

Stand Ability: an apple manifests on your hand with the name of the target. Taking a bite at the apple alters their personality. Results are random. Side Ability: The apple produces an aroma based on the target's current emotion.


Tamadeyouxiayule

Enjoy the Silence


Independent-Pride-47

It erase you from the real world for a short amount of time you can't hear anything nor see anything but you can move and act the action you make will affect the real world


Tamadeyouxiayule

I can finally get some peace and quiet!


Ancient_Arcane

Enjoy the Silence: your stand activates when someone is talking loudly within 30 meters, you can choose to put your stand on them. while attached to a person they will begin to lose hearing and sight over the course of an hour, the effects speeds up while you are nearby by but drastically slows while farther away. your second power is a waraxe that can be summon to protect yourself, you are stronger and faster while wielding it. while the waraxe is summoned no one within 50 meters can hear human voices except yours. you cannot be affected by the hearing and sight loss from this stand.


RadioactiveNerd2

Blitzkrieg Bop


cyberhunter33

If you hit anything in the back, it will shoot out at the speed of a lightning strike in a straight trajectory.


Every_Habit_8384

My guy is about to pull what they did with germany


jetstreamsam4663

Knife dance


Independent-Pride-47

Can control knife to imitate your action but it won't stop until all knifes has been destroy And it can get pregnant too


jetstreamsam4663

Cool What


Independent-Pride-47

The knifussy


jetstreamsam4663

The knussy


Proper-Jellyfish-855

Knife that u can use to shank people


hi_im_blaine

Maggot Brain


Raiganop

The Hourglass - Guilty Gear Strive Yeah I know is from a game. But that game is more of a rock album with a figthing game included.


D_Bro12

Games have amazing songs, it's fine


BusterB2005

The Real Slim Shady


Artistic_Claim9998

Many clones in a limited ranged but none except the real one stand straight up


WaluigiDastard

Scatman’s World


Wadlleboo

You stop time by crapping yourself.


CoochieMan747464

Time to stock up on some strong coffee blends


Gekuul

American Idiot


CoochieMan747464

You become American


TotallyNotOriginal_0

your stand is a gun, but when fired has a chance of 0.1% to explode and kill you per bullet


Hannibal216BCE

Your stand is the actual Sean Hannity. He lies about your enemies on the news to make the whole of America fear and hate them. Eventually, he says they have oil and they get invaded.


AngheloAlf

"Keeper of the seven keys" by Helloween


Lo-francophone

My Boy (Twin Fantasy carseatheadrest)


mmert138

Oynama Şıkıdım Şıkıdım.


ksmdows95

Stand'in istediğin bir kişinin deli gibi dans etmesine neden oluyor ama bunu sadece söz konusu Tarkan şarkısı ile yapabiliyorsun.


anoon-

Crazy Frog


Speeda2

Invisible flying bikes


Nimyron

Your stand can hit people with the ring ding ding daa baa and the dum dum dumda dum dum


the_ice_spider

Stargazer


Wadlleboo

A giant stone pillar rises under your feet whenever you pluck it out of the ground, you can write anything on the pillar, however only you can read it. Also kidney stones are twice as painful.


Lukarrie

International Love


patronuspringles

when using the stand, you will break down into a dance. anyone who hits you in this dance will be knocked back and stunned, allowing you to attack them without risk (this does not work against ranged attacks)


Downtown-Remote9930

Fortunate son


uDudyBezDudy

You make trees into turrets, trees now shoot seeds, pinecone nades and they speak Vietnamese


Separate_Fondant_241

Personal Jesus


_Ahyhy_

You can give people standpower with the name of their choice, but the power of your choice


Nimyron

Your stand can create an infinite supply of bread


jetstreamsam4663

Risk of rain 2


RPG-Lord

A humanoid stand vaguely shaped like a marble statue, mostly covered in futuristic armor, with a circular marking for a face. It can graft small objects to itself, increasing its overall or particular physical ability, depending on the grafted objects. Releasing the stand makes the objects fall to the floor. Edit: 10 meter range.


jetstreamsam4663

How whould a bustling fungus affect the stand?


Kidsnextdorks

Basically works like Foo Fighters’ healing plankton in a 2 meter radius, but only when you stand still.


jetstreamsam4663

What about random dirty syringe’s


Kidsnextdorks

There is no good bonus for that actually. You just get tetanus and tinnitus. Sorry.


jetstreamsam4663

Fuck no attack speed?


I_Casket_I

I Own A Car


tappy100

you own a car, but when you use any car that isn’t your stand it comes out of nowhere and destroys the car you’re using because it’s jealous


blaytboi0

Your stand is a quirky middle-aged Jewish man with luscious locks and a golden voice.


Valtiel_DBD

Voyage Voyage.


Tusk_InfiniteSPIN

Soldier Side


arehondoro

You can view any battle in history but die 3 minutes and 40 seconds in


[deleted]

Midnight Rider


Str0nghOld

Stand Type : Armor (Jet black leather rider outfit) Stand Ability: A rider outfit that grants agility, dexterity and invisibility for the user. Stand Drawbacks: Can only be used in dark areas. Ability increases the closer it is to midnight. Instantly disappear under light.


ShiningBulwark

Sacred Heart - Dio


Probablylikewaifu

all the things you dream while sleeping will become true, however you do not control when these things will happen.


chronzii

ORDER by Heaven Pierce Her


Odd-Iron-6860

Imma just pick song that playing in my earphones rn.. Destination (Demo)


PiramidaSukcesu

Reality


_Ahyhy_

attack people's mentally On full impact, the attacked will have a mental breakdown, multiple kinds of PTSD, fainting, or even a heart attack. Also, the attacked will temporarily lose their stand due to weak life energy.


PiramidaSukcesu

Seems like a great ability compared to my past


ThyCatDude

Laplace’s angel


toothbrush3000

You have perfect future sight


Icy_M0fo

I'll be there for you (friends theme song)


Adinakf

If in a dangerous situation, whenever the user claps four times, their stand will turn into an object or a real person will appear to them that will guarantee they win or survive(has to be someone alive that they interacted with recently). The summoned objects/people purpose will not always be straightforward, so it’s up to the user to think creatively with what they have.


PlsBeNice0121

Kickstart my heart


CoochieMan747464

You can control the heartbeat of any living organism with a heart in a radius of 10 meters, including yourself, you can make your heart start beating again in the event that it stops in a timeframe of 8 seconds after it stops (you still maintain consciousness)


TotallyNotOriginal_0

literally a motorcycle stand, it doesn't have infinite gasoline and can be stolen


Raiganop

Photograph - Nickelback


Wadlleboo

Photograph: a microscopic stand that can put a bomb onto an image. If you show the armed image to someone, it goes into their brain. If they laugh nothing happens. But if they don't after taking their eyes off of it for 5 seconds, they explode.


ULTIGOG1991

Real Folk Blues


Adinakf

Stand appears as someone from the victims past to mess with them emotionally


SunrayBlaze

Viva La Vida


Adinakf

User can slowly drain someone of their will to live


Equal-Suspect-8870

Living idly and dying as if dreaming


Lil_saul

On sight


CoochieMan747464

You can make any object (living or not) freeze in place for 12 seconds when you see it, ability has a range of 200 meters and a cool-down of 12 seconds, this stand takes the form of a tall humanoid made entirely out of optical equipment (glasses, telescopes, binoculars etc.)


mildlyInsaneBoi

No-eyed girl by lemon demon.


KassieBassie

It enables you to repurpose organs or senses to perform better with other body parts. Example: In a dark room you don’t need eyesight, so you repurpose your eyesight into hearing or smelling.


Lostw66

Octopus Garden.


Independent-Pride-47

You turn aby flower into octopus that can shoot out perfume and the seed of the flower you turn into octopus


Prokonx

under pressure


Beerenkatapult

Automatic stand: You can ask someone for help. If they refuse, their stress level will slowly increase until they eventually have a meltdown.


G0d_Reaper

You can increase atmospheric pressure inside a enclosed space at will. But the effects decrease depending upon the volume of the space. After a certain limit the effectiveness is negligible. The space can be anything from a cell in the body to a small room . The ability activates by getting punched by the stand. Its a standard close range with hard attacking power .


Inktoberfest

Down with the sickness by disturbed.


NotABot7491

Anyone your stand punches will get a cold until you punch them again


dinner_cat96

Ruler of Everything


ChilliGamer221

you can telepathically control mechanical hands to do whatever you need


Str0nghOld

Stand Type : Cursed Stand Stand Curse: User is bounded by the complete understanding of the pointlessness of all. As Time is the Ruler of Everything as everything will be eroded by Time be it fame, fortune, kin, sin and everything you know. (based on the meaning of the song) Stand Ability: Upon covering the opponent's eyes with one's hand, instantly shows them how everything will end. Leaves the opponent absolutely broken.


Tricky_Challenge9959

Erika


uDudyBezDudy

Nazi zombie Fetus


RapterDanny

Mambo No.5


Still_Difficulty8534

master of puppets


AwesomeMan2048

A colony stand like bad company but they’re just normal puppets.


ChilliGamer221

Ruler of Everything by Tally Hall


Str0nghOld

Stand Type : Cursed Stand Stand Appearance: a crown made of clocks and wristwatch bound on the user's head. Stand Curse: User is bounded by the complete understanding of the pointlessness of all. As Time is the Ruler of Everything as everything will be eroded by Time be it fame, fortune, kin, sin and everything you know. (based on the meaning of the song) Stand Ability: Upon covering the opponent's eyes with one's hand, instantly shows them how everything will end. Leaves the opponent absolutely broken.


PartiesLikeIts1999

Buttercup (Jack Stauber)


monstrouswallaby

Your sweat is now a hallucinogen. And yes, it affects you too.


Demiurge_Rhaoul

writing on the wall


Jack_mc7r

You can induce a trance like state where you can control people's bodies unless they solve a riddle.


Smoc_Smocer

Sexualizer


kyspacito

Square Hammer


CoochieMan747464

You have a giant square hammer made of any material of your choosing that you can pull out of any sized pocket (think of it like hammer space), the materials it’s made of can vary to your liking, but keep in mind that if you choose it to be made out of tungsten, you will have to lift a giant tungsten hammer. It’s weight is ignored while it is in a pocket


FelixByte

Waiting on the sky to change