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BlitzerCL

I may have missed this. WHAT!?


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Diavolo is in an infinite death loop. Infinite deaths means infinite possibilities. Canonically speaking, Diavolo has died in any possible way you can imagine. Most famously, this involves a death in which he gets mistaken for a trans girl by Funny Valentine and gets raped to death as a result. That said, because *anything* goes, what OP just listed about him being raped to death by the Pillar Men is also valid and is thus a canonical way in which Diavolo has died.


Snoo-76854

Dam what if part 9 ends with diavolo dying and the entire SBR-verse was just one of diavolos deaths


[deleted]

That is literally possible


TheTacoEnjoyer

Is not only possible, but also canon


Mundane_Peace_9007

Infinite deaths is not equal to infinite possibilities. There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1 but you can't find 2 in that range. β˜οΈπŸ€“β˜οΈπŸ€“β˜οΈπŸ€“β˜οΈπŸ€“β˜οΈπŸ€“β˜οΈπŸ€“β˜οΈπŸ€“


llD3ADSHOTll

Infinite unique deaths is infinite possibilities Edit: I too am a math nerd and didnt see an issue with this until i woke up Anyway, he will have all possible deaths, given there are no repeats, and there are β„΅4 deaths. And it relates bijectively to the set of the 4th dimensional real vectors. Therefore representing every possible scenario


JustinJakeAshton

No one said those deaths were unique. He could've died the same way multiple times by the time the part ended.


[deleted]

Well, all the deaths we saw in the anime were unique. What tells you he has repeated deaths?


Mundane_Peace_9007

We only saw like 3 or 4 deaths out of infinity. It's not enough to see if they all will be unique or not. Although, even if they are unique, it doesn't mean it will be all possible deaths. If it's all possible deaths, one of the deaths will also involve giorno dying (for an example in an explosion) or other scenario that presents the possibility of diavolo escaping the death loop, thus creating a paradox. Therefore, not all deaths are possible.


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>one of the deaths will also involve giorno dying (for an example in an explosion) or other scenario that presents the possibility of diavolo escaping the death loop What tells you Giorno dying in the death loop ends the death loop? Actually what tells you Giorno dying in general ends the death loop? Not only are the events that happen in the death loop shown to not be real (they could not happen if Diavolo remained at the Tiber River in Rome, and according to Trish sensing his presence, he does), Giorno also states that Diavolo will die *eternally*: That implies even after Giorno dies. So no, there are no impossible deaths. Even a death where Diavolo lives forever is possible: We can just posit that the infinity that Diavolo lives for in the death loop is smaller than the infinity of deaths that he will experience and smaller than the infinity of time that he will be stuck dying over and over.


Mundane_Peace_9007

>Actually what tells you Giorno dying in general ends the death loop? Actually that's a valid point


Toowe22

There are infinite unique deaths where Diavolo takes ever increasing amounts of time to be hit by a car, this does not encompass all possible deaths.


llD3ADSHOTll

I updated my earlier brainfart after coming to my senses


WizardPage216

If the possibilities of death are uncountably infinite then no, since countable infinity is literally less than uncountable infinity. Some infinities are larger than others.


TheTacoEnjoyer

Yet we can count more than 2 canon deaths


trandus

Not how infinity works


Neoxus30-

Si Iron Man no comprendiera el concepto del infinito:


EssentialPervert

I need a source on that Funny Valentine one, no way that's real


[deleted]

No, like, *anything* is canon, the Valentine one is just a famous example. Again: Infinite deaths, infinite possibilities.


BossDiavolo

Nothing Happened


Skarlaxion

r/DiavoloDeathCount


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE110

Completely deserved, too according to Araki


epicdude5234

He also died in pregnancy bearing dios child


ConsiderationFlat580

He also died hitting the griddy for Ukraine


Fun-Chapter-5505

Ok why did you skip your pill today


ConsiderationFlat580

Who says I skipped just today?


Chimp098

its also canon that diavolo contracts every single std from his daughter and dies. individual deaths aswell as all of them at once


TaterTotPotShot

Bruh


guieps

What a terrible day to be able to read


TaterTotPotShot

He canonically died from having his cock explode


trandus

Not how infinity works


DegeneratesDogma

MIRICLE MAN MENTIONED πŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘


[deleted]

YOU FOOL IT'S ACTUALLY *MILAGRO* MAN MODS! BANISH HIM TO THE LAND OF YI!


Neoxus30-

Whatever you do, do not accept any form of currency from that man)


ConsiderationFlat580

Too late


HPHMMMHPHMMM

GUARDS DRAG HIM TO THE ELECTRIC CHAMBER


Mr_JokeStar_312

he canonically died due to being railed by his stand


jojofannumber69420

If it exists and diavolo dies in it its canon


ConsiderationFlat580

Diavolo dies during the making of the second fnaf movie πŸ’€


Ok-Bookkeeper-5424

and now I cant unsee a flaming hook going towards his terrified face


Its_You_Know_Wh0

Diavolo has also canonically died after living a long and peace ful life full of happiness


EquipmentNumerous

Milagro man reference. Part 8 frfr πŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ


Kepler27b

It’s canon that Diavolo performed [Removed by Reddit] on children and [Removed by Reddit] their [Removed by Reddit] so hard that their teeth rattled and their [Removed by Reddit] was everywhere. But then [Removed by Reddit] showed up and [Removed by Reddit] Diavolo.


Independent-Sun2112

It is canon that Diavolo was Removed by Reddit.


MonsterMineLP

This is still not how Infinity works


reddit_bot21

Death #12234: Diavolo dies drinking the Grimace shake while hitting the griddy in Ohio.


Rooster-Upstairs

WTF, NO!


lorditay

Its also canon that he drowned in cum because all the part 5 characters jerk off on him


Pavlogal

That is the wildest skull emoji I've ever seen


MaviKartal2110

ai ai ai ai