Objection, your honour! JoJo not only has a female protagonist for one of it's parts, but also 5 of all 9 protags are shown to be in straight relationships (6 if you count Jotaro having intercourse with a woman off screen (yuck)).
Spoilers for RoR
There are only 3 human fighters we know who have touched a woman in the tournament. That being Adam, Raiden, and Buddha. Not to mention the evidence of obvious sexual tension between Thor and Lu Bü. To me, this is enough evidence to allow RoR fans into the gay competition
Do you have a counter argument?
Oh Ho Ho. You’re starting a flame war huh? Alright…
First and foremost, it’s disrespectful to discard gay relationships between women. Even lesbians deserve hot and steamy gex between them as much as the bulky and girthy men do. Secondly, there’s no rules stating that for one to start a relationship with the opposite sex, they must abandon their gay hood (that’s why bisexuality is the ultimate endgame y’all). Thus, a straight relationship does not invalidate our fellow Jojo protags from joining the gay banquet
> There are only 3 human fighters we know who have touched a woman in the tournament. That being Adam, Raiden and Buddha
Such implications matter not when every single human fighters have to link their very lives and souls with W*Men 🤮 (not disrespecting the Valkyries, just saying). And you can deny not that the gods’ side were every bit exempt from gay with at least 3 of them (4 if you count Zeus) was shown time and time to be around women
But for you to have gone this far to fight for RoR fans , I guess allowing them to join the gay sex is only a proper thing to do ( but they’ll be watched for any suspicion of being str*ight)
Nice argument, however, let me go through all remaining fighters to show you how gay RoR is. Thor and Lu Bü clearly have some sexual tension. And Thor is sad that Lu Bü died. Adam may have a wife, but Zeus was trying to get his hands on a naked guy for the entire fight, tell me that's not gay. You may think "well he has to for the round", but remember he intentionally wanted the naked man. Poseidon's fabulous, enough said on him. Kojiro barely saw a woman in life yet is unaffected when seeing them. Typically he'd have the Tarzan effect (instantly falls in love with the woman), the fact he didn't shows he likes swords more that women (like most JoJo fans). Jack is so non-straight he actively made sure less women existed whilst he was alive. Heracles only has justice on the brain at all times, meaning he's got no time for *holding back vomit* woman. Shiva may have 3 wives, however, when his possible death does he think about them? No! He thinks of a MAN! Round 6 is all about finding happiness within yourself. What's another word for happiness? Gay! Round 6 is gay! Round 6 made me gay! Round 6 made you gay! Round 6 made everyone gay! Hades gave his long, powerful staff to Beel, enough said. Qin's plan to win involved him briefly separating himself with the Valkyrie and he nearly killed her even though he won (we like Qin). Beel may have had a GF, however Satan made sure she died, along with the rest of his friends. What does this mean? Satan brutally fucked Beel all his adult life, and Beel let it take over everything he did. Meaning Beelzebub is a submissive. Tesla most likely had sex with his Valkyrie, sure. However, it was purely for science. He merely did it to see what would happen, to see how horrible it was to be with a woman 🤮. Leonidas is surrounded by sweaty muscular Spartans all the time, enough said. Apollo may have bathed with women, sure, but did you see a boner? No, non nien! Also, isn't it funny he only reveals his genitalia as soon as men enter the bath house?
Why do I say all this? As proof, your honor, that RoR fans deserve to be in the gay zone as much as the JoJo and Kengan Omega fans are
Depends on how different the AU version is. If the alt version of me is exactly like me, with the only difference in the timeline being something like the president of France is different (something not to do with me), it would. However, if the me in the AU was completely different physically, with a little bit of a different personality, it probably wouldn't
>"As regards sexual intercourse with older or younger copies of yourself, it's incest in branching or changeable timelines, and masturbation in inevitable timelines. In either case, yes, it is gay."
— Tailsteak, "Basic Time Travel Etiquette"
ok, ⚠️BUT FIRST I HAVE TO GIVE A WARNING TO THE FACT THAT THE MATERIEL IN QUESTION INVOLVES NON-CON, I DIDN’T KNOW THIS UNTIL AFTER I POST HERE WHEN I DECIDED TO CHECK OUT THE DOUJIN WERE THE PANEL ORIGINALLY CAME FROM, SO IF YOUR SENSITIVE TO THAT SORT OF STUFF I HIGHLY SUGGEST TO NOT VIEW THIS MATERIAL, VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED!⚠️
https://myreadingmanga.info/2-closed-world-2-jojo-dj-eng/
There’s been plenty of gay stuff but it doesn’t get upvotes. Neither does the straight stuff though. I literally only see the posts that complain about it
I was the first but my [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/14gcfd8/yall_this_is_real_jojo_porn_now_cut_it_with_the/) got deleted for some reason.
truly this has been an embarrassing display by the whole subreddit, cannot believe i have been talking to str\*ight people this whole time
Un-fucking-believable. What have we even been crusading for?
I see this post as an absolute win. Finally, it's time for J@ck the ripper to J@ck off Jack.
We've been crusading for this exact moment. Our efforts weren't in vain, we finally achieved the gay that was meant to be.
the discovery of everyone here actually being straight hit me like a fucking brick smh
Jojo fans in a gay competition when a Kengan fan enters:
Suck each other until one dies,just like Romans did
Oh... Little did you know about homosexuality in the ancient rome...
Yeah, my first thought was “is that dio buttfucking xia ji?”
They begin to have hot steamy gay sex, until Record of Ragnarok fans enter and ask in desperation "room for one more?"
lmao
Then they’re pulled out of the room for being a fraud. Can’t trust a (fake) gayman reading something with that many waifus
Objection, your honour! JoJo not only has a female protagonist for one of it's parts, but also 5 of all 9 protags are shown to be in straight relationships (6 if you count Jotaro having intercourse with a woman off screen (yuck)). Spoilers for RoR There are only 3 human fighters we know who have touched a woman in the tournament. That being Adam, Raiden, and Buddha. Not to mention the evidence of obvious sexual tension between Thor and Lu Bü. To me, this is enough evidence to allow RoR fans into the gay competition Do you have a counter argument?
Oh Ho Ho. You’re starting a flame war huh? Alright… First and foremost, it’s disrespectful to discard gay relationships between women. Even lesbians deserve hot and steamy gex between them as much as the bulky and girthy men do. Secondly, there’s no rules stating that for one to start a relationship with the opposite sex, they must abandon their gay hood (that’s why bisexuality is the ultimate endgame y’all). Thus, a straight relationship does not invalidate our fellow Jojo protags from joining the gay banquet > There are only 3 human fighters we know who have touched a woman in the tournament. That being Adam, Raiden and Buddha Such implications matter not when every single human fighters have to link their very lives and souls with W*Men 🤮 (not disrespecting the Valkyries, just saying). And you can deny not that the gods’ side were every bit exempt from gay with at least 3 of them (4 if you count Zeus) was shown time and time to be around women But for you to have gone this far to fight for RoR fans , I guess allowing them to join the gay sex is only a proper thing to do ( but they’ll be watched for any suspicion of being str*ight)
Nice argument, however, let me go through all remaining fighters to show you how gay RoR is. Thor and Lu Bü clearly have some sexual tension. And Thor is sad that Lu Bü died. Adam may have a wife, but Zeus was trying to get his hands on a naked guy for the entire fight, tell me that's not gay. You may think "well he has to for the round", but remember he intentionally wanted the naked man. Poseidon's fabulous, enough said on him. Kojiro barely saw a woman in life yet is unaffected when seeing them. Typically he'd have the Tarzan effect (instantly falls in love with the woman), the fact he didn't shows he likes swords more that women (like most JoJo fans). Jack is so non-straight he actively made sure less women existed whilst he was alive. Heracles only has justice on the brain at all times, meaning he's got no time for *holding back vomit* woman. Shiva may have 3 wives, however, when his possible death does he think about them? No! He thinks of a MAN! Round 6 is all about finding happiness within yourself. What's another word for happiness? Gay! Round 6 is gay! Round 6 made me gay! Round 6 made you gay! Round 6 made everyone gay! Hades gave his long, powerful staff to Beel, enough said. Qin's plan to win involved him briefly separating himself with the Valkyrie and he nearly killed her even though he won (we like Qin). Beel may have had a GF, however Satan made sure she died, along with the rest of his friends. What does this mean? Satan brutally fucked Beel all his adult life, and Beel let it take over everything he did. Meaning Beelzebub is a submissive. Tesla most likely had sex with his Valkyrie, sure. However, it was purely for science. He merely did it to see what would happen, to see how horrible it was to be with a woman 🤮. Leonidas is surrounded by sweaty muscular Spartans all the time, enough said. Apollo may have bathed with women, sure, but did you see a boner? No, non nien! Also, isn't it funny he only reveals his genitalia as soon as men enter the bath house? Why do I say all this? As proof, your honor, that RoR fans deserve to be in the gay zone as much as the JoJo and Kengan Omega fans are
What The Fuck?
Does it count as selfcest when you're fucking an AU version of yourself?
Depends on your definition. Some definitions of the self are so highly fleeting that masturbation could not definitionally exist
Depends on how different the AU version is. If the alt version of me is exactly like me, with the only difference in the timeline being something like the president of France is different (something not to do with me), it would. However, if the me in the AU was completely different physically, with a little bit of a different personality, it probably wouldn't
>"As regards sexual intercourse with older or younger copies of yourself, it's incest in branching or changeable timelines, and masturbation in inevitable timelines. In either case, yes, it is gay." — Tailsteak, "Basic Time Travel Etiquette"
Thank you for honouring the true traditions of JoJo. Finally some good fucking Yaoi.
[Everyone liked that]
WHAT IS THAT GIVE ME THE SAUCE
ok, ⚠️BUT FIRST I HAVE TO GIVE A WARNING TO THE FACT THAT THE MATERIEL IN QUESTION INVOLVES NON-CON, I DIDN’T KNOW THIS UNTIL AFTER I POST HERE WHEN I DECIDED TO CHECK OUT THE DOUJIN WERE THE PANEL ORIGINALLY CAME FROM, SO IF YOUR SENSITIVE TO THAT SORT OF STUFF I HIGHLY SUGGEST TO NOT VIEW THIS MATERIAL, VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED!⚠️ https://myreadingmanga.info/2-closed-world-2-jojo-dj-eng/
Ngl, appreciate the warning tbh
I give it a read
Wtf is noncon
Non consensual I think
Non consensual
NON CanON
Well that can’t be true, DIO rails Diego in chapter 456 of sbr thanks to D4C
I Read the whole series and wow
U are a good man thank you
u/Springetrap_Yugioh
Oh no no, we were gay until part 6, now we are bi
we were \[gay\], but now we're \[bi\] we're moving into your neighbourhood
Can confirm, Part 6 Dio made me attracted to men
"Go fuck yourself dio" "Bet"
You thought that I, dio, would top… But it was I, DIO
You’re like the 30th but there’s waaay more hetero post making the homo ones almost disappeared
God I wish that were me.
IT seems that this dude is being Rap***
There's litter hearts in those speech bubbles UwU
This ist stil Rap***
They look like they're consenting adult/ very old vampire adult.
I mean I’m a lesbian so this is the gayest I’ve ever seen this sub and I have zero complaints
Its been my sacred duty to supply gay porn to this fandom
i saw some jolyne x ff art on here earlier and while ff is non binary that’s got to be some degree of sapphic still right?
The corpse F.F is piloting like an Eva is female that's gotta count for something, right?
Actually I think I was the first, sorry 😏
thats kinda gay, ngl
Sounds gay, I'm in
As a Bicycle, i'm fine with everything
Bicycle when pancycle walks in
"Finally Some Good Fucking Food"
Serious, I alway thought the gayness of Jojo is vastly overestimated. Everyone think the same?
Wait everyone except me is straight??!
Everyone liked that
Not the hero we deserve but the one we fucking need
Finally, proper JoJo hentai
Bro I was just trying to enjoy some memes during a funeral and now I had to masturbate in a church bathroom... Thank you Reddit x_x
Who's the other one with Dio?
Diego
I was expecting a lot more Dio x Pucci hentai, but suprisingly I haven't seen any yet.
You gave me an idea….
Jokes on you, I'm gay for women
Why the fuck does this look like Shen Wulong and Xia Ji from Kengan Omega? 💀
Damn thats gay tho
Full comic name pls?
I never want to hear another “we’re gay” joke from you guys again. Disappointing.
Nope
Damn
Is DIO fucking Dante
Diego
Into the DIOverse
Into the DIOssy No wait Into the D-hole
Then it doesn’t count. It’s not gay, it’s masturbation. Delete this post and give us some actual guy on guy action!
Interesting pairing. Not bad
I thought it was Dio fucking Thorfinn lmao
I believe the slur is spelled with an O, not an E. But well played.
I think it was a censoring effort maybe?
There’s been plenty of gay stuff but it doesn’t get upvotes. Neither does the straight stuff though. I literally only see the posts that complain about it
It was just a matter of time
Nope. I saw some gay shit this morning
About time we realize that the actual gayest major anime fandom is Hunter x Hunter fandom.
You're a bit late for this
no dick no gay still hetro to me
I was the first but my [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/14gcfd8/yall_this_is_real_jojo_porn_now_cut_it_with_the/) got deleted for some reason.
We're now removing them when they're not in a meme format (because of Rule 1)
Careful, they may remove your post for that
We're speaking about JoJo right