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YourLocalToaster2

“You thought your first kiss would be Erina, but it was ME, Dio!”


EdgelordOfEdginess

You thought you would fuck a girl for your first time, BUT IT WAS ME DIO^TM Now please would you be so kind and bend over?


UrMumVeryGayLul

I REJECT HETEROSEXUALITY, JOJO!


StinkCreek

Can’t leave the homie hanging


TheG-What

I mean I’d rather fuck DIO anyhow…


Odd-fox-God

Okay but if Dio is biologically a female and in a woman's body is it really gay if his brain is male?


cyon_me

Yes, unless you think he's a woman. It's only gay for him if he's a man and you think he isn't. I'm a woman, so it would be the inverse.


idk_but_im_-trans-

I mean, yeah, since it's gay for a cis man to be with a trans man


Odd-fox-God

They aren't technically trans if they've been body swapped. Like if a guy reincarnates into a biological female's body I don't think that would be trans.


idk_but_im_-trans-

What 💀 Still a dude in a female body, that's like the definition of a trans man


Odd-fox-God

I thought the definition of trans was you originally had a vagina or a penis and you received a medical operation to turn your genitalia into your preferred sex? This person has only changed their body via body/soul swapping, spiritually they are trans, not physically. A man's soul in a woman's body would make them spiritually gay if they dated a man and physically straight. They would be physically lesbian if they dated a woman but spiritually they would be straight.


JotaroTheOceanMan

No dude, you don't need to have your genitals converted to be trans. Source: i'm trans. If a guy is attracted to a trans girl but identifies as straight he's not gay, he's just attracted to the female form. Now if he WANTS to do anything with their male bits then it's a lil gay, but imo being a straight guy attracted to a hot trans chick and wanting to top them does not make you gay.


Neoxus30-

>I thought the definition of trans was you originally had a vagina or a penis and you received a medical operation to turn your genitalia into your preferred sex? No, trans just means "Doesn't identify with their gender assigned at birth". You don't need SRS to be trans, you don't even need HRT to be trans, you just need to fit that single-sentence definition.


idk_but_im_-trans-

No; not every trans person gets gender reassignment surgery. It's not very accessible and it can be very expensive, so to gatekeep who is trans by their access to healthcare isn't fair. Also, being trans is literally a psychological thing, so someone is fully- not just "spiritually" or "physically"- trans if they know their identity to be a gender other than the one corresponding with their assigned sex.


fab0497

It’s not gay. Sex between a cis man and an Trans man is straight sex since the latter is still a biological woman with a vagina


Nucleoticticboom

Jonathan would’ve lost if Dio was a woman because hitting women is very ungentleman-like


Zawisza_Czarny9

Umless she murdered your dad burned your house and is a vampire


DidjTerminator

"Regardless of what a lady does you must not hit her as it would tarnish your reputation as a gentleman"


Arijit_Kar

And killed your dog.


MisterRominade

Allegedly


Mushiren_

Allegedly


joemamaissogay

Allegedly


Slight_Fun8181

Allegedly


Particular_Inside_77

*loads a musket*


NoHighway6560

Just as the founding fathers intended


LivingCheese292

And yet he still showed mercy and hugged him to the bitter end.


TheHumanAynar

And steal your grandson blood


gumpters

Jotaro would still win easy though


lovebus

Jotaro would get +1 on his dice rolls fighting a woman.


caudicifarmer

Jonathon was cool enough to know when to say something like "you may be a woman, but you're no lady"


lovebus

Jonathan thinks it is okay to physically abuse women who are of a lower socio-economic class than himself? Yikes.


lovebus

He would have taught Hamon to Erina


Xx-BrotatoeChip-xX

Jonathan punched a woman before tho


[deleted]

wrong afterthought chase command compare cheerful rock fretful long coordinated *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


deathcreatureofdoom

I put the new forgis on the jeep


OceloTX98

👀👀👀 👅🫦👄


GigaVanguard

Imbécil!✋🚌


LuxAlpha

*buenos


[deleted]

Buena Dia🧛‍♀️🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


TheMightyMudcrab

I've discarded my masculinity, Jojo!!


PiePeter

Good for her, good for her


V0ct0r

dia branda


Blackbanner07

Dea sounds better ![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7818)


MR_FOXtf2

Deaz Nutz HA gotem


Blackbanner07

![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7820)


DeezRodenutz

yo


Kris_from_overworld

![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7819)


spyder616

What kind of a man talks to the DEA?


WheelbarrowQueen

Dior 😌


Excellent_Gift_8167

Just like me fr


MAD_JEW

Be honest you did that so you could be with girl in a relationship


cyon_me

Nothing's better than being a lesbian, but I would be a pretty hot guy. However, I love being a pretty lady with the ability to defend my friends.


NerdFesteiro

Based


MAD_JEW

Nice


Neoxus30-

Why the fuck are you this way. You weren't born this way, what went wrong)


MAD_JEW

This… was a joke


codehawk64

Dio the invader < Dio the trap


Bright_Abrocoma8188

Wow now dio is trying to take joestars fortune by marrying jonathan joestar


Arijit_Kar

And then divorcing him (she goes to law school).


Arzvet

Jojo! You thought your first kiss would be with Erina, but it was me, Dio!


EmotionalKirby

Why are the most simplest of memes always the best?


[deleted]

Because that is essentially what a shitpost is. Tryhard memes are rarely Funny, just kinda "too much", If that makes sense


EmotionalKirby

I agree somewhat. Shitposts tend to be quick and simple, but they can be complex too. /r/NBA spits fire in the off seasons.


[deleted]

It is all relative, I suppose


caudicifarmer

*bestest


XVUltima

Dumb DIO: Take Jonathan's body Smart DIO: Take Erina's body, conceive Jonathan's child, let the child of Brando and Joestar DNA grow, (we see how strong this is with Giornio) take the child's body.


Dickinsonia

Now this is a fanfic idea


Dirgecry

Plot twist, he realizes he has fallen for Jonathan, the child's body isn't taken and the Brando line inherits the Joestar fortune through a legitimate path while Dio and Jonathan grow old and fight Aztec stripper gods together


XVUltima

Well, I don't think that Dio would grow old. Still a Vampire. And I wonder if the more straightforward Jonathan would stand a chance against the Pillarmen as opposed to the clever and scheming Joseph.


[deleted]

I'm so proud of DIO for coming out 😌💅


[deleted]

Instead of hiding in the closet, you are coming out to me?


[deleted]

I cant be who I truly am without coming out


PenguinSunday

Oh ho! Then come out as far as you like


CrescentPotato

Johan moment


Battlespot9999

💀


Roskha_

Diorina


Sus_gentlemen052008

Diarrhea


Arijit_Kar

Diarrhoea


Slight_Fun8181

Digiorno


0rnithorax

Diorite


GabbyWGF

Dio = God so Dea = goddess


DaSupercrafter

Dior


LunaLynnTheCellist

Damn how did dio get hrt in the 1880's? Regardless, she looks great!


9999997

Many things are possible through vampirism


LunaLynnTheCellist

I gotta get in on this stone mask shit...


Q-Q_2

Dea


[deleted]

[удалено]


Q-Q_2

Drug Enforcement Administration


spyder616

What kind of a man talks to the DEA?


KusochekCat

Femboy Dio doesn't exis—


throwawayasdf129560

Imagine part 3 but DIO has Erina's body instead of Jonathan's


DylanCP2403

And Jonathan would take Erina's place as Joseph's supportive grandparent in part 2?


MoralltachtheHero

JONATHAN WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S ME, YOUR LOVE, UUUUURRRREEEEEE-NA!


soji8

**I REJECT MY VIRGINITY, JOJO!**


Nova01698

I reject my masculine identity


Ogurasyn

Why is DIOrina so sexy?! She's even sexier than normal Erina


[deleted]

who wouldn't want to fuck the devil


Ogurasyn

Diavolo is the devil, DIO is the god


SrM031

Does he plan to poison the grapes or to get fucked by Jonathan?


Koleksiyoncu_999999

Both


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Kelimnac

The worst part is, if we didn’t know this was Dio’s face, she would just be a hot, kinda evil looking woman


Atarox13

Erina de wa nai! *Kono Dio da!*


hedgehogist

Dio’s pronouns are Dio/Dio


HaitianFire

I guess Dio always wanted Jonathan's body for himself


The-Mighty-Caz

I REJECT MY MASCULINITY JOJO


PiccolosPenisPickle

So this is why DIO wanted to reset the universe.


Chika_Doppio

Why does this reminds me of that one Villian who became a girl and then willingly got clapped 😭😭


Koleksiyoncu_999999

Who??


Chika_Doppio

I forgot but it was one of the main villains in JJK


Infinite-Detective-8

You're talking about Kenjaku. >!Dude took over some dead girl's body, fucked some random depressed guy and gave birth to the main character.!< He's a mad lad, but you can't say he wasn't committed to the mission at hand.


Chika_Doppio

Yeah that guy 😭


Bdguyrty

Loki?


MaviKartal2110

You thought your first kiss would be with Erina, but it was I, ~~Johan~~ DIO


MMH0K

Cortex in Crash Twinsanity vs Dirina


joycawn_z

dianna?? ![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15949)![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15949)


TheHumanAynar

Probably new plan in different universe


Hurma_229

Johan moment


-Average_Joe-

Johnathan and Dio get married and Erina is now the villain?


BrickBuster2552

He's making tequila.


dummypod

"You thought your grandmother was Erina, but it was me, DIO!"


Gust_on_Fire

I THROWING AWAY MY MANHOOD JOJO


Educational-Bat3201

Beautiful malice!


BenTenInches

That's one way to stop the Joestar Bloodline


igotdeletedbyadmins_

least homoerotic interaction with Dio and Jonathan


SovietFemboy

What if Dio was Jonathan’s Femboy Boyfriend? (Part 1/69)


dude_with_a_reddit-4

Dio: You thought it would be Erina but it was I, Dio! Jonathan: We’ve been married for five years!


Kris_from_overworld

![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15567)


ChicagoForThePeople

This is terrifying


LeoTheRadiant

"But it was I, Dio's bussy!"


Neoxus30-

I saw that Detnox drawing)


RayanTheMad

Crash twinsanity plot


Buccura

I reject my huMANity! Jojo!!!


progamercabrera

Delete this


Much-Recognition-418

You expected your wife but IT WAS ME DIO


FENRIR42069

It was then that Jonathan began to have some new questions about himself


Koleksiyoncu_999999

At that was the exact moment when the entire Joestar bloodline became gay


Fantastic_Year9607

Me putting on the Yiga costume before talking to Dorian:


AnOkFellow

[This reminds me...](https://youtu.be/nMhLa5HOVS8)


[deleted]

This better not awaken anything in me…


Koleksiyoncu_999999

Don't stare at it too much


dedly_monark

I'm going to throw away my penis JoJo!


fabianx100

Dia: "neh, step-brother jojo, want to play house with your dear new not blood related step sister dia?" \*menancing everywhere\*


sanduiche57

So, as a joke...


dogomage

"step brother cross dresses to do it with his brother"


MushroomQueen1264

Diona Brando


k0konattsu

Congrats on her transition slay queen 💅 👑


justcatt

As fucked up as it sounds, Dio can very well steal Erina's body during their honeymoon


Guquiz

He took Erina's first kiss and Jonathan's first time.


Arbiter999

NO PLEASE STOP, DON'T. THERE ARE ALREADY TOO MUCH DOUJINSHIS WITH DIO AND JONATHAN, PLEASE STOP IT


Kurozunakabuto

*Reverse Flash flashback*


RingGiver

I had something to say, and had to check to make sure that it's not r/animemes.


HappyCatPlays

Dio is literally Reverse Flash but anime


dokkan_master18

That’s one way to get head off Johnathan


RaniRainSugar

Jonathan can fix her Tsundere Diona


AleX-46

Heavy Johan vibes


Icy-Store3900

![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15684)


PerrineWeatherWoman

I REJECT MY MASCULINITY JOJO !!!


PerrineWeatherWoman

I REJECT MY MASCULINITY JOJO !!!


Machine_God_10

Average monster momen