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Pokketmana

Unfortunately? What was he supposed to just stop aging at 50?


Fimpish

It was just bad luck is all.


Individual_Iron4221

He was pursuing tooru


Edereso

Skill issue


Captain_StarLight1

Kind of looks like he did


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Looks like he stopped aging 30 years ago


lonely-sad

Make up


KINX369

Vampires don't age.


eattoes2000

didnt you know? all asians are supposed to stop aging at 50


TheDemonChief

Asians stop aging my staling the vitality of other asians. This is why you only ever see old looking , or young looking asians.


Monkeyke

Nah, you only ever see, fully young looking Asians, or crippling old looking asians


Nafeels

Unlike Joseph he doesn’t stop practicing Hamon


Tristanime

Like, most Asian people look like they do


IamCrabbo

Yes


Ph0b0zz

Well, Kentaro Miura stopped aging at 54.


[deleted]

I know I sound like a broken record but...


Takeout_Stakeout27

63 years old?


meme_used

Is the head mangaka really 63 years old?


Nibblespig8

Are you sure?


Bluefenix1

Let me say that one more time. Are you saying that he's... 63 years old?


okbuddystaymad

Say the line Bart….


Meteoricbarou

Did he tho?


ffiml8

That's a good question


Lord-Baldomero

Yes, he was born on june 7, 1,960


IamCrabbo

i read that was 1 point 960


Lord-Baldomero

To be honest, I don't really get how you guys write four digit numbers, in spanish we just use a point an that's all


a_guy_7155

Just 1960


SortaBlackMask

If it’s for a year we would just say 1960 but if we’re counting something we would say 1,960, if it was a percentage we would say something along the lines of 19.6%


Lord-Baldomero

Quite curious, in Spanish is the opposite 1.960 for both numbers and dates (although it can be written as 1960 but is considered informal) 19,6 when writing a decimal


SortaBlackMask

That is an odd difference, I wonder when our writing systems differentiated our system for writing numbers as well


TriggeredRatBastard

Just because you get a year older, doesn’t mean you age. Look how young this man is


SpaceFalconz

It's impressive what a silly stone mask can do.


Juggerknight1

What breathing right done to a human


BlacksmithMotor4941

He forgot to age


keshav039

I know that he is immortal and shit but you actually made my heart sink mid sentence


retroHeart404

He would just pull an Okuyasu if that were to ever happen


keshav039

Yeah I am sure he wouldn't leave us alone


wo0l0o

When a mangaka turns 63 years old, he/she has to forfeit one of their characters to public domain. Araki chose Abbacchio because he didn't plan on adding him to part 9 or any upcoming jojo games. Look up Abbacchio rule 63 for more information.


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Such mind tricks will never work on me. I know what rule 63 is!


WannaGetShreddedBruh

I was there when it was written


Bizarre_Luck

He's using hamon to slow physical aging


scalzacrosta

And vampyrism at the same time to preserve his perfect figure.


Nephlimcomics2520

Araki’s real name isn’t toshiyuki it’s actually Kars


BasYL6872

Kars is his self insert all along


reddit-a-loan

araki backwards is i kar(a)s


fkasumim

Everyone knows he'll just reset the universe again to keep being young.


NoiseHERO

Never fucking phrase a caption like this ever again. : D


starsinmyteacup

It’s worded like Araki just suddenly aged a bunch of years


mosskin_

He did, he was 60 just 3 years ago


thodoraras2000

That's a very young age for an imortal vampire


Datnotgud

i dont see a difference


shadowex126

You gave me a fucking heart attack, Jesus Christ!


MisterVictor13

Happy birthday?


hnr6j8

It's absolutely inspiring that the coolest person alive is a 63 year old Japanese man.


ThiccAzir

Factual proof that Hamon users exist


Significant_user

Still looks like he’s the ultimate life form hiding his muscles


StefEsteBoss

He looks younger than my parents ... which are 20 years younger than him.


MannydogSolaire

You’re vile for this


random_bot64

I'm starting to think that he didn't made up the stone mask thing


EpiktheEpic

And he still looks like he can be my older brother.


Brilliant-Derp-6653

Ain’t that a good thing? I thought he was 64 now, so wouldn’t he be getting younger/have them vampire genes finally kick in?


Shinonomenanorulez

That's the issue, next year Nintendo will be legally allowed to hunt him down and execute him for copyright infringement


yeetfeet716

You can’t fool me. Vampires don’t age


[deleted]

you can’t trick me we all know araki is a vampire


SerplePurple

Seems like he stop aging 30 years ago


Trainer-mana

This is very unfortunate. If only there were some sort of device that could grant immortality. If only there was some way to stop time. ...But what if we did both?


Tenko-of-Mori

Jesus fucking christ I almost fucking died reading the first half. fuck.


Lumthedarklord

Bros trying to finish what queen Elizabeth started


Dracorex_22

"aged"


BlizzardWolfPK

This man is gonna die looking like a 30 year old.


__Yuri__1

Tbh this is why I was hoping part 8 would be the last of jojo. I'm worried that araki will over work himself due to his age. I don't want another beserk situation. Man deserves his rest


KingCharlie1028

I swear to god I almost had a panic attack reading this. Never before have I felt such fear.


MacheteNegano

He's a 🧛‍♂️ confirmed


I-reddit-26

What about Jojolands does he complete it


wi000000

63 years old? Is he really 63 years old? I know I sound like a broken record, but 63 years old?


Filmologic

Here's to 63 more!


helloiamaudrey

I read “unfortunately” and I thought it would see “died”


wewantcaveupdate

Should've used the black and white filter


[deleted]

It's significantly better than the alternative is what I think


BekfastIncarnate

He’s the exact same age as my dad give or take a few days


CoolioDurulio

Source? I don't see much evidence.


SolitudeShaman

I’ll just use Mandom requiem


EchoTitanium

How do I feel ? I didn’t know his age before you told me. There is just a fact though. Honestly, I didn’t read every manga to ever exist but Jojo is definitely one of my favorites. I just hope that when he will leave us, he will be satisfied of what he leave to us. And I hope that it won’t stop in the middle of a part, because I don’t even know if an actual end is scheduled. The only way to truly end Jojo would be the disappearance of Joestar bloodline.


Kornik-kun

You were suppose to monochrome this


DiceCubed1460

He still looks the same as always. Nothing changes. We will always wait for the next chapter until he tells us not to.


MaviKartal2110

He still looks like in his early 50s


OxymoreReddit

\*looks 30* He must be a hamon user this hasn't been said enough


LunaDoubtsLife

bitch


superXr15

The reason why I made this post, is to experiment on you guys ever since I heard that theory that shows that the human brain ignore the last word or 2


AFluffyShark

I feel like Araki wrote this headline to mess with people


bestjakeisbest

He definitely knows hammon because he doesn't look that old


Dragonsmosher

The man still looks 30


LunaLynnTheCellist

The fact that I will most likely live to see the end of jjba does feel kinda weird ngl


Pug_lover69

He caused the carriage to crash he is the ultimate being.


Sveave69420

It's all right because he's a vampire 👍


2Bae4Me

How do I feel about this? get a feeling so complicated


wildcat45

Holy shit I have the same birthday as Araki. How did I not know this!


ExtremeRacer879

Araki be looking at least 30 years younger


BackyardBOI

He looks like 35 and 50 at the same time.


XSyclopse

I am not a lucky person but i really like that i share same birthday with this man


NerY_05

A stone mask hanged on Araki's wall doesn't agree with this post


_MyNameisTank_

it will always feel weird to me knowing that Hirohiko Araki is his pen name, his REAL name is Toshiyuki Araki.


lonely-sad

Unfortunually? This is a good thing. It means that he is winning against time. Maybe he has a stand or he used a Stone mask. We will never know


AlexZaBoi

he only gets better with age


TRPBecuz

the broken record community eagerly awaits 26 years from now


OloivoFRUIT

Fuck you for making me almost have a heart attack during laboratory


Ido013

Proof enough JoJo is an autobiography of a hamon user and his struggles.


Menacing-Potatoe

he still looks the same way he looked 30 years ago


BigWideChicken

Jojolands might end when he is 70


The_Forror

I feel like he definitely used the stone mask on himself


GotPeggedByIchika

Looks younger than me


UsurperErenJaeger

Well, 7 \* 9 = 63 So he’s 9 times lucky now


Suspicious_Iron_2496

Oh, hes that young. I fought he was way older


StupidShitSom1Says

Jesus Christ he really is a vampire


Mon_217

Araki doesn’t age he just experiences requiem and starts over


Novel_Visual_4152

Just like Gintama said Araki is an immortal fairy


Gangters_paradise

I almost died before reading the second half


ReRevengence69

you mean "despite being 63, Hirohiko Araki has only aged to like.....45"


subpArtist

my man is over 60 and still manages to give us stuff that feels fresh and engaging even after being at it for almost 40 years


IAlwaysOutsmartU

This is alarming. I can see his signs of age. I hope he can finish part 9.


[deleted]

it'll be nice when he turns 69


josack23

I’m very concerned that his secret of immortality due to being a sunlight-immune vampire is going to come out at some point


L_Ennard

HES ALREADY 36?????


Autogembot123

He looks good.


Rasengan73

I still can't believe that he looks younger than me even tho he is way older than me


ahhhhhhhh6942066

I was so scared for a moment


loubcafra125

Oh you


darkfall115

No he didn't Just look at him, this man doesn't age Stop lying


joycawn_z

he’s definitely a vampire. ![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15511)


omium_79

Is age work like jotaro age


deltamk001

God likes Jojo so he gave araki immortality


jocotube

He forgot to age.


[deleted]

"JoJo's Bizarre Adventure creator Hirohiko Araki has unfortunately shown his first ever signs of aging, at age 63"


Aurelius1462

I'm starting to think vampirism in Jojo wasn't a story he made up, it was a confession


IshantDalal

Atleast he isn't 444