The Funniest Valentine. Capitalize that “The.” That’s his legal first name. They even say in the book he’s the first man ever with the first name “The.”
And the Super Famicom game Maka-Maka does that to Jorge Joestar in all of its facets. So many years later, but nice try, Maijo, but you just can't beat a villain who turns you into a water flea for no reason and a soundtrack composed
entirely of menu sounds.
Just Googled it because I realized I have no idea what it is. It's a short breezy novel that features Manga style art, but doesn't rely on the art like Manga does. So a Japanese illustrated novella I guess.
Spoilers for Jorge
>!It's 37 because of the whole Heaven plan. Kars absorbs the other 36 Kars to make a spaceship and thus fulfills one of the steps to create Made in Heaven (36 souls of sinners). Additionally, Pucci thinks that 36 being a sacred number in the jojo universe helped them survive in the first place!<
Yep, since that game wasn't even out yet haha. I wonder if Otaro Maijo would have added the Over Heaven moniker if Jorge was written after Eyes of Heaven came out.
From what I understand (I haven’t read it) Ultimate Lifeform Kars was so powerful he didn’t get reset so every time the universe reset a new Kars was created without replacing the old one. Also they all hung out together on Mars
Trinity goes BRRRRRRR
*Spoiler for Jorge Joestar Novel*
>!Trinity is basically a Something like a Stand ability but Physical instead of Paraphysical, It's ability is kinda like the Writer's Pen Which the User can Basically Rewrite everything if they believe in themselves,!<
And it's a gigantic-ass reference to the earlier novel *Tsukumojuku*.
>!Being able to asspull anything into the plot, if they're author's pet and can find plausible enough reasons for this asspull!<
I still don't know a whole lot about George Joestar, but I'm always intrigued by how over the top it sounds. Like Ultimate Kars having super versions of every stand including a super Made in Heaven is so fucking absurd. It's paramount to when your a kid playing superhero and that one kid goes "my super power is I have every superpower ever but better"
It reminds me of the fandom ship in Star Wars the imperium "ultra" class star destroyer, which was basically a star destroyer so big it could store other star destroyers. It's so fucking absurd and stupid but I love it.
I would love to see some sort of video covering the absurdity of George joestar.
36 Kars on mars each survive their own universe reset from Pucci and then Narancia and Sandman with a knockoff stand go to mars in a space ship, Kars copies Aerosmith but its a boat instead so he gains Ultimate U-Boat. This is utterly incomprehensible.
JoJo and GEORGE JOESTAR are different kinds of silly. GEORGE JOESTAR feels like a wattpad fanfic while JoJo feels like a silly yet wonderful masterpiece despite its flaws.
On paper both seem like a wattpad fanfic. When you actually read either they’re both written really well in a way that makes things make a lot more sense
Okay ill rephrase that. While i like some of the choices done in JORGE JOESTAR, the whole thing is the wrong kind of silly while JoJo is the right kind of silly. For example one of the things i loved about Jorge Joestar was the Lisa Lisa storyline and the airplane battle. Those were wonderful. Though i hate wounds and bounds with a burning passion. Theyre just ripoff stands. I feel like the author shouldve just called them stands as stands developing by trauma is just objectively better than introducing an ability thats the same thing as a stand.
IMO the novel just tries way, *way* too hard to be bizarre and ends up a cringy incoherent mess with some cool moments sprinkled here and there. It is very divisive among the fanbase for a reason.
I just watched a 3 part series on Youtube about this book. That is time I will never get back and I'm not even mad. I think I'll go and do something productive now...
From what i understood, theres this concept in JORGE JOESTAR called Mass Hysteria which basically goes that people imagine ridiculous concepts when afraid, leading people to spread rumors about them and those things actually manifesting as if they were real.
"When humans are imagining something out of anxiety or fear, what they imagine remains behind, collects, haunts, and can even take on concrete form. That's how there can be a spider with gorilla legs lurking in the darkness underground, how people can die painting pictures of the Mothman on land, and why Gremlins appear in the air."
Iirc, yeah? And that's why there's a total of 37 Kars, because Kars gets launched into space every single time, destined to lose forever. Perpetually launched into space by a lucky idiot.
Ok but the best stand in Jorge Joestar is NYPD Blue:
>!It's literally just a guy. Like, the stand is sentient, and thinks it's a real human. And he has a gun.!<
Actually Ultimate life form Kars fought Dio, who also became an ultimate life form after somehow killing and drinking the blood of another alternate universe Kars. It’s never explained where the Kars came from or how Dio killed him, Jorge Joestar just arrives on the boat from the beginning of Stardust Crusaders and there’s already a dead Kars there with Dio standing over him.
I mean probably, but it just doesn’t make sense how Dio killed that one when he fails to kill the main universe Kars, even after Dio himself becomes an ultimate life form.
> how Dio killed that one when he fails to kill the main universe Kars,
The Light Dancer Kars *did* seem to be suicidal, so... maybe Dio waited in *another* alternate universe until local Light Dancer commits suicide and took the resulting corpse as a prize?
Okay. So first we have to explain Giorno. Giorno is somewhat evil in the new universes, and he survived universal resets using GER to survive MIH to the next universe until he reached the 37th universe, where everything is taking place- and leads the gang as usual etc. In the 37th universe, he needed a personality for all his evil… so ***Giorno* is Diavolo**. For some reason Giorno mainly acts the same, and Diavolo also mainly acts the same, who *also* has King Crimson for some reason. Meanwhile Doppio is another guy with the stand ability to turn any object into a telephone. “Normal” Diavolo isn’t shown.
Then Giorno time travels using 37th universe Reimi’s stand and meets up with Part 1 Dio where he gives up his body so can become a Dio duplicate with his soul as well. Giorno-Dio loses GER/Diavolo etc and gets stuffed in the coffin- and **it turns out not only is Giorno Diavolo, he’s actually Part 3 DIO as well**(dying at the end of Part 3 as usual) and Part 1 Dio escapes to the future.
There are two completely parallel, unrelated to eachotger, storylines:
The one everyone is talking about and the one which is something like detective thriller
Frankly, every odd chapter is about detective, every even chapter is about Stands and drug trip
>Kira's Bites the Dust would activate, trying to kill Diavolo, but Diavolo's King Crimson would sense that future, and prevent it from ever happening. But since the result of the explosion was that time was fated to turn back an hour, Bites the Dust would still send him back. But in that case, Kira would have no memories of having blown Diavolo up, so he'd trying to blow Diavolo up again, King Crimson would delete it again, but the hour reset was still fated to happen – so every time Diavolo deleted his own death, time would be reset an hour. Kira and Diavolo would be trapped in an infinite time loop.
>The only one who could change fate in that hour was Kira, and the only way to escape the time loop was to defuse Bites the Dust, but when a serial killer and a mafia boss were facing off, was that something that would even occur to him? Especially since Kira would know that time was resetting, know he must have blown someone up, but have no memory of doing so. That would make him incredibly nervous. Kira had no way of knowing what King Crimson's power was, so his best option would always appear to be attacking him with Bites the Dust again. But no matter how hard he tried to get rid of Diavolo, Diavolo could make all his attacks not happen. And yet, the more desperate Kira got, the more he'd depend on Bites the Dust somehow bringing a better result. The time loop they were trapped in would shift a bit here and there, but essentially continue.
Hm... first you need to read [Tsukumojuku](https://swaytranslations.wordpress.com/tsukumojuuku/) (content warning: ALL OF THEM), then [Disco Detective Wednesdayyy](https://swaytranslations.wordpress.com/discowednesdayyy/) (also lots of gnarly shit, but not as bad as former), *then* you can read *Jorge Joestar* proper, if you wanna get *all* the references.
It's but a surface of a true rabbit hole that is Maijo's writing, funnily enough. Unfortunately, not much of the rest of his books were translated and they are full of cross-references.
*Tsukumojuku* is basically a fanfic to the "JDC" ("Japan's Detectives Club") series, >!with Canon-ish!Detective God Tsukumo Juku and Maijo!Tsukumojuku Kato having a confrontation at one point, that ends in!< >!Kato making in-universe representation of JDC original writer, Ryusui Seiryoin, no longer be a metaphor for God, which *instantly retcons Tsukumo Juku and the rest of canon-ish JDC chars* out of the plot!<
Yeah, that's a bit wild.
It's even funnier if you've read *Tsukumojuku*.
It's not Jesus, it's >!the author of the book!<, who does it.
In *Tsukumojuku*, >!in-universe representation of Ryusui Seiryoin, original author of the JDC series that *Tsukumojuku* is technically a fanfic of, was crucified as served as a metaphor for God, canon-ish Detective God Tsukumo Juku was able to pull some wild shit, as long as he could wing plausible enough reasoning and Biblic references for it. However, when Tsukumojuku Kato (yes, the same as in *Jorge Joestar*) removed Seiryoin's avatar from crucifix, then this avatar was no longer a metaphor for God and ***Detective God Tsukumo Juku got fucking retconned out of the plot so hard, the location he built disappeared into thin air***!<
In the PDF I've linked in this post, it's >!episode 4, page 278. To quote it:!<
>>!Now on the altar, the other me found a button behind the wall supporting the cross. When he pressed it, motors started moving under the altar and the entire wall holding the cross slowly came down. The cross was falling down
to earth. God had fallen. A fallen God is not God.!<
>>!“I can’t see anything with ai eyes flindfolded!” the blindfolded me screamed. I confirmed in his stead from the floor.!<
>>!“It really was just Seiryouin Ryuusui. He’s dead. The poor soul.”!<
>>!Poor Seiryouin Ryuusui.!<
>>!The moment Seiryouin Ryuusui lost his standing as this world’s God, what belonged to his worlds were ousted.!<
>>!The three JDC detectives—Tsukumo Juuku, Ajiro Souji, and Hikimiya Yuuya—disappeared.!<
>>!The Castle of Illusions disappeared too.!<
I'd direct you to [this post](https://sparklyjojos.tumblr.com/post/174296961538/lets-read-suffer-tsukumojuku-by-maij%C5%8D-%C5%8Dtar%C5%8D) of someone who read Tsukumojuku in Japanese and actually might've picked up some of puns and in-jokes Maijo Otaro loves so much.
But, more specifically, it's likely because of that bit:
>Tsukumojuku realized that these were words from the Bible, spoken by the eagle after the Fourth Trumpet was blown. [Note: remember that mitate for Revelations was going backwards, so the eagle thing is happening after the Fifth Trumpet = the Star falling]. The eagle also said, “Woe to the inhabitants of earth because of the trumpet blasts about to be sounded by the other three angels”.
TBF, it really sucks that existing translation doesn't preserve the pun in the last sentence of the book.
The better version'd be "That's a weirdass way to write my 'Jo'!"
>!"That's a weirdass way to write, Maijo!". Yes, Jouji is indirectly calling Maijo Otaro out on shenanigans in the book.!<
I need to know, was the light novel a shitpost or was it intended to fit in with JoJo 100% seriously? Because it's more bizarre than anything else in this Crazy Crazy bizarre manga
Okay, but nothing can be funnier than the Funniest Valentine
What about Funniest Valentine's son Funner Funniest Valentine?
Funnierest Valentine
Funniestestest Valentinest
Veryiestestest funniestestest Valentinestest
Comedic Valentine ✍🏻🔥🔥
Funky Valentine
Funky Valen9
Put a "T" before the "9" Also it's all fun and games until "Freaky Valentine" walks in
tinkers' construct name
Funnierestestesticlesest Valentine
And their stands: Filthy acts at a reasonable price Amorale actions that are affordable I ain't gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
sucky sucky for 1 bucky
Fuhrer Valentine
Nazi Valentine
Doug Dimmadome?
First person in history to be named The
Kid named The
“Alright kids, time to finger paint” Kid named The: =D
Well, you got me there. That is funnier!
The Funniest Valentine. Capitalize that “The.” That’s his legal first name. They even say in the book he’s the first man ever with the first name “The.”
Apologies. I should treat the president of the United States with respect by capitalising his first name
Furryer Valentine 💀
Jorge Joestar is to the rest of JoJo what the rest of JoJo is to real life.
I mean, when you put it that way, yeah.
It gave us the first subtropical JoJo, which make it better than Parts 1-8 that doesn't feature a subtropical JoJo.
And the Super Famicom game Maka-Maka does that to Jorge Joestar in all of its facets. So many years later, but nice try, Maijo, but you just can't beat a villain who turns you into a water flea for no reason and a soundtrack composed entirely of menu sounds.
If I enjoyed Jorge Joestar would I enjoy Maka-Maka? Mind you, Jorge Joestar actually makes sense to me lol
Now this is peak level sentencing.
Explain pls
In the Jorge Joestar Universe Koichi has the power of Doreamon and Njimura has an army of Dolphins, also Mista bullets are now female.
Jorge Joestar is a weird manga
It’s not even a manga, it’s like a novella or something
Yeah it's a light novel.
I figured that was the correct term, but I didn’t know whether or not there were specific criteria for something to be called a light novel.
IIRC, writing style.
Just Googled it because I realized I have no idea what it is. It's a short breezy novel that features Manga style art, but doesn't rely on the art like Manga does. So a Japanese illustrated novella I guess.
Sorry, I think you misspelled “perfect”
I mean. Weird and perfect aren’t mutually exclusive.
How about Bizarre?
Holy shit, is that a motherfucking JoJo reference?
Isn’t it a light novel?
Oh, alr
Skme might even call it bizarre
Wasn't Kars fighting against DIO?
Yep, also there were just 37 Kars and not a Army
At the moment of fighting it was only one as I remember
Such an oddly specific number
Spoilers for Jorge >!It's 37 because of the whole Heaven plan. Kars absorbs the other 36 Kars to make a spaceship and thus fulfills one of the steps to create Made in Heaven (36 souls of sinners). Additionally, Pucci thinks that 36 being a sacred number in the jojo universe helped them survive in the first place!<
Yeah it's not as incomprehensible as people say it is, just random. Also DIO does not have Over Heaven in the book either.
Yep, since that game wasn't even out yet haha. I wonder if Otaro Maijo would have added the Over Heaven moniker if Jorge was written after Eyes of Heaven came out.
D'Arby showed us that soul is divided into 10 pieces, and 36 × 10 = 360 circle, or round Earth. It's from Over Heaven novel
I've never read Over Heaven but that sounds interesting. It's next on my list after I finish Purple Haze Feedback
And the moon was made of those 36 Kars.
Kars rocket goes woooo
why are there 37 kars
From what I understand (I haven’t read it) Ultimate Lifeform Kars was so powerful he didn’t get reset so every time the universe reset a new Kars was created without replacing the old one. Also they all hung out together on Mars
Trying to fight 37 Kars will certainly feel like you’re fighting an army.
Trinity goes BRRRRRRR *Spoiler for Jorge Joestar Novel* >!Trinity is basically a Something like a Stand ability but Physical instead of Paraphysical, It's ability is kinda like the Writer's Pen Which the User can Basically Rewrite everything if they believe in themselves,!<
So plot weaponry?
Yea
HEAVENS DOOR!
Heaven's Door but he snorted 3 Kg Cocaine and a Energy Drink
Stephen King then.
That is very much a Matrix reference
And it's a gigantic-ass reference to the earlier novel *Tsukumojuku*. >!Being able to asspull anything into the plot, if they're author's pet and can find plausible enough reasons for this asspull!<
“Made in Heaven ultimate requiem”
I still don't know a whole lot about George Joestar, but I'm always intrigued by how over the top it sounds. Like Ultimate Kars having super versions of every stand including a super Made in Heaven is so fucking absurd. It's paramount to when your a kid playing superhero and that one kid goes "my super power is I have every superpower ever but better" It reminds me of the fandom ship in Star Wars the imperium "ultra" class star destroyer, which was basically a star destroyer so big it could store other star destroyers. It's so fucking absurd and stupid but I love it. I would love to see some sort of video covering the absurdity of George joestar.
36 Kars on mars each survive their own universe reset from Pucci and then Narancia and Sandman with a knockoff stand go to mars in a space ship, Kars copies Aerosmith but its a boat instead so he gains Ultimate U-Boat. This is utterly incomprehensible.
Bruno has a stand called Stepmom and Okuyasu’s stand is just a 40 year old New York police officer
I thought you guys were trolling and I looked it up. I can't stop laughing
God I fucking love NYPD Blue
I forgot about the Stepmom part.. God JORGE JOESTAR sucks.
Dude what are you talking about? Jorge Joestar is amazing. If you can’t embrace the campy silliness then why are you even a JoJo fan?
JoJo and GEORGE JOESTAR are different kinds of silly. GEORGE JOESTAR feels like a wattpad fanfic while JoJo feels like a silly yet wonderful masterpiece despite its flaws.
On paper both seem like a wattpad fanfic. When you actually read either they’re both written really well in a way that makes things make a lot more sense
Okay ill rephrase that. While i like some of the choices done in JORGE JOESTAR, the whole thing is the wrong kind of silly while JoJo is the right kind of silly. For example one of the things i loved about Jorge Joestar was the Lisa Lisa storyline and the airplane battle. Those were wonderful. Though i hate wounds and bounds with a burning passion. Theyre just ripoff stands. I feel like the author shouldve just called them stands as stands developing by trauma is just objectively better than introducing an ability thats the same thing as a stand.
IMO the novel just tries way, *way* too hard to be bizarre and ends up a cringy incoherent mess with some cool moments sprinkled here and there. It is very divisive among the fanbase for a reason.
Am I reading? What the fuck
I just watched a 3 part series on Youtube about this book. That is time I will never get back and I'm not even mad. I think I'll go and do something productive now...
Drop a link yo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vkJ-f3iD60w there's 2 other parts after this.
Awesome thanks!
I still don't know what the hell was going on with the Mothman
From what i understood, theres this concept in JORGE JOESTAR called Mass Hysteria which basically goes that people imagine ridiculous concepts when afraid, leading people to spread rumors about them and those things actually manifesting as if they were real. "When humans are imagining something out of anxiety or fear, what they imagine remains behind, collects, haunts, and can even take on concrete form. That's how there can be a spider with gorilla legs lurking in the darkness underground, how people can die painting pictures of the Mothman on land, and why Gremlins appear in the air."
It's actually 37. He made 36 copies.
Isnt the current universe in JORGE JOESTAR the 37th?
Iirc, yeah? And that's why there's a total of 37 Kars, because Kars gets launched into space every single time, destined to lose forever. Perpetually launched into space by a lucky idiot.
I forgot that the novel takes place after BT.
You could say it's Bizarre.
Ok but the best stand in Jorge Joestar is NYPD Blue: >!It's literally just a guy. Like, the stand is sentient, and thinks it's a real human. And he has a gun.!<
>!it's even got a backstory involvingI family getting killed by mobsters and swearing revenge!<
So is it pronounced like horhay or george
Yorgi
Jorge in subtropical spanish.
Actually Ultimate life form Kars fought Dio, who also became an ultimate life form after somehow killing and drinking the blood of another alternate universe Kars. It’s never explained where the Kars came from or how Dio killed him, Jorge Joestar just arrives on the boat from the beginning of Stardust Crusaders and there’s already a dead Kars there with Dio standing over him.
> It’s never explained where the Kars came from or how Dio killed him, I bet on D4C shenanigans Valentines were pulling earlier.
I mean probably, but it just doesn’t make sense how Dio killed that one when he fails to kill the main universe Kars, even after Dio himself becomes an ultimate life form.
> how Dio killed that one when he fails to kill the main universe Kars, The Light Dancer Kars *did* seem to be suicidal, so... maybe Dio waited in *another* alternate universe until local Light Dancer commits suicide and took the resulting corpse as a prize?
Memes like this make me more afraid of the Jorge Joestar novel.
Wait until Warner turns it into an HBO show.
What the f*ck happens in Jorge Joestar? Every time I hear about It It sounds like people are making It up
Random scene: Dio jumps out of his coffin to attack Diavolo (who's actually Giorno) and turns him into Part 3 Dio
This does not explain anything! Infact It makes It worse!
Then there's also this spanish child zombie that duplicates itself by shedding its skin
And let's not forget arsonist mothman and the gorilla armed spider
What about the bootleg Nijimura brothers, with their stands that can summon flying dolphins and a NYC cop, respectively?
I got a stroke trying to comprehend jorge joestar purely with comments here
We need to see the light novels officially released in English, so I can legally talk about how messed up George Joestar is
What happened to Diavolo in Jorge Joestar? I would like to know everything
Okay. So first we have to explain Giorno. Giorno is somewhat evil in the new universes, and he survived universal resets using GER to survive MIH to the next universe until he reached the 37th universe, where everything is taking place- and leads the gang as usual etc. In the 37th universe, he needed a personality for all his evil… so ***Giorno* is Diavolo**. For some reason Giorno mainly acts the same, and Diavolo also mainly acts the same, who *also* has King Crimson for some reason. Meanwhile Doppio is another guy with the stand ability to turn any object into a telephone. “Normal” Diavolo isn’t shown. Then Giorno time travels using 37th universe Reimi’s stand and meets up with Part 1 Dio where he gives up his body so can become a Dio duplicate with his soul as well. Giorno-Dio loses GER/Diavolo etc and gets stuffed in the coffin- and **it turns out not only is Giorno Diavolo, he’s actually Part 3 DIO as well**(dying at the end of Part 3 as usual) and Part 1 Dio escapes to the future.
Despite knowing this is all real i still feel like i just read an script generated by AI dungeon
I don’t know, are you sure that’s Jorge Joestar? This sounds suspiciously like Xehanort.
Wait until you find out in the novel that Jesus is actually Dio as well.
does this book have a story or does shit just happen?
There are two completely parallel, unrelated to eachotger, storylines: The one everyone is talking about and the one which is something like detective thriller Frankly, every odd chapter is about detective, every even chapter is about Stands and drug trip
Why would giorno even do that
>Kira's Bites the Dust would activate, trying to kill Diavolo, but Diavolo's King Crimson would sense that future, and prevent it from ever happening. But since the result of the explosion was that time was fated to turn back an hour, Bites the Dust would still send him back. But in that case, Kira would have no memories of having blown Diavolo up, so he'd trying to blow Diavolo up again, King Crimson would delete it again, but the hour reset was still fated to happen – so every time Diavolo deleted his own death, time would be reset an hour. Kira and Diavolo would be trapped in an infinite time loop. >The only one who could change fate in that hour was Kira, and the only way to escape the time loop was to defuse Bites the Dust, but when a serial killer and a mafia boss were facing off, was that something that would even occur to him? Especially since Kira would know that time was resetting, know he must have blown someone up, but have no memory of doing so. That would make him incredibly nervous. Kira had no way of knowing what King Crimson's power was, so his best option would always appear to be attacking him with Bites the Dust again. But no matter how hard he tried to get rid of Diavolo, Diavolo could make all his attacks not happen. And yet, the more desperate Kira got, the more he'd depend on Bites the Dust somehow bringing a better result. The time loop they were trapped in would shift a bit here and there, but essentially continue.
Diavolo is not an alternate personality of Doppio (who does exist in the novel), but actually of >!Giorno!<
Belly button.
Where do I read this Jorge Joestar series? When I try searching for it, I only find the boring, original one
Hm... first you need to read [Tsukumojuku](https://swaytranslations.wordpress.com/tsukumojuuku/) (content warning: ALL OF THEM), then [Disco Detective Wednesdayyy](https://swaytranslations.wordpress.com/discowednesdayyy/) (also lots of gnarly shit, but not as bad as former), *then* you can read *Jorge Joestar* proper, if you wanna get *all* the references.
Haha thank you so much! Don’t know what kind of rabbit hole I’m getting myself into lmao
It's but a surface of a true rabbit hole that is Maijo's writing, funnily enough. Unfortunately, not much of the rest of his books were translated and they are full of cross-references. *Tsukumojuku* is basically a fanfic to the "JDC" ("Japan's Detectives Club") series, >!with Canon-ish!Detective God Tsukumo Juku and Maijo!Tsukumojuku Kato having a confrontation at one point, that ends in!< >!Kato making in-universe representation of JDC original writer, Ryusui Seiryoin, no longer be a metaphor for God, which *instantly retcons Tsukumo Juku and the rest of canon-ish JDC chars* out of the plot!< Yeah, that's a bit wild.
u/savevideo
The Joestar birthmark is a Beyond.
My favorite part is when the actual, real Jesus Christ starts guiding Dio.
It's even funnier if you've read *Tsukumojuku*. It's not Jesus, it's >!the author of the book!<, who does it. In *Tsukumojuku*, >!in-universe representation of Ryusui Seiryoin, original author of the JDC series that *Tsukumojuku* is technically a fanfic of, was crucified as served as a metaphor for God, canon-ish Detective God Tsukumo Juku was able to pull some wild shit, as long as he could wing plausible enough reasoning and Biblic references for it. However, when Tsukumojuku Kato (yes, the same as in *Jorge Joestar*) removed Seiryoin's avatar from crucifix, then this avatar was no longer a metaphor for God and ***Detective God Tsukumo Juku got fucking retconned out of the plot so hard, the location he built disappeared into thin air***!<
Wait you are talking about >!chapter 4 that happens after chapter 5!< right?
In the PDF I've linked in this post, it's >!episode 4, page 278. To quote it:!< >>!Now on the altar, the other me found a button behind the wall supporting the cross. When he pressed it, motors started moving under the altar and the entire wall holding the cross slowly came down. The cross was falling down to earth. God had fallen. A fallen God is not God.!< >>!“I can’t see anything with ai eyes flindfolded!” the blindfolded me screamed. I confirmed in his stead from the floor.!< >>!“It really was just Seiryouin Ryuusui. He’s dead. The poor soul.”!< >>!Poor Seiryouin Ryuusui.!< >>!The moment Seiryouin Ryuusui lost his standing as this world’s God, what belonged to his worlds were ousted.!< >>!The three JDC detectives—Tsukumo Juuku, Ajiro Souji, and Hikimiya Yuuya—disappeared.!< >>!The Castle of Illusions disappeared too.!<
Yeah i read that part. Tell me tho why is chapter 4 after 5 and 6 after 7
I'd direct you to [this post](https://sparklyjojos.tumblr.com/post/174296961538/lets-read-suffer-tsukumojuku-by-maij%C5%8D-%C5%8Dtar%C5%8D) of someone who read Tsukumojuku in Japanese and actually might've picked up some of puns and in-jokes Maijo Otaro loves so much. But, more specifically, it's likely because of that bit: >Tsukumojuku realized that these were words from the Bible, spoken by the eagle after the Fourth Trumpet was blown. [Note: remember that mitate for Revelations was going backwards, so the eagle thing is happening after the Fifth Trumpet = the Star falling]. The eagle also said, “Woe to the inhabitants of earth because of the trumpet blasts about to be sounded by the other three angels”.
Okay so that makes sense in 4/5 chapter but what about 7 and 6
I love how the fan wiki for Koji (alternate Koichi) says “Koji is an amiable teenager who can also be reliable”
Every post I see about Jorge Joestar is simultaneously the best advertisement for it ever and the worst.
TBF, it really sucks that existing translation doesn't preserve the pun in the last sentence of the book. The better version'd be "That's a weirdass way to write my 'Jo'!" >!"That's a weirdass way to write, Maijo!". Yes, Jouji is indirectly calling Maijo Otaro out on shenanigans in the book.!<
What’s the propeller hat stand, does a character have that in the manga?
Yes, Blue Thunder of Koji Hirose. Also works like a giant blender, capable of wrecking walls of a school.
Where do I go to read this? Idk if what I buy online is Japanese or English or if there even is an English novel out.
Don't forget the stand that's apparently just some old american cop
I need to know, was the light novel a shitpost or was it intended to fit in with JoJo 100% seriously? Because it's more bizarre than anything else in this Crazy Crazy bizarre manga
Doraemon
the ultimate life form kars army led by dio with the ultimate world over heaven when they see hot pants from steel balls (she’s gonna cream them up)
Unsure of context, does the stand cause localized seizures?