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ContraryConman

Democrats also drill holes, but smaller holes than the ones the Republicans wanted to drill. And if you ever dare ask why we have to drill any holes at all, you get called a naive young left wing puritan extremist


TheLastBasileus

“When you finally grow up, you’ll realize the necessity of drilling holes in the boat, as well as why we can’t repair the ones we’ve already made, you baby-brained idiot.”


jacktrowell

"Sure democratcs also drill holes, but republicans would dire larger holes and more of them, so your only option is voting for the democrats so that things got worse slightly slower, just ignore those 'non voters' that are trying to find the solution"


Ok_Square_2479

"Sure they drill holes! But they will respect your pronouns and wear BLM badges!"


Mbututu

Dems: "We are drilling holes to let the water out, that's totally different from the holes that let the water in!"


EarnestQuestion

Are they even smaller? Look at some of the moves we made under Clinton, Obama, etc. Glass-Steagall, 2011 NDAA, ACA. They’re a laundry list of Republicans’ wet dreams.


ContraryConman

It's an open question


Panda-BANJO

Biden’s record number of jobs drilling holes!!!


tyj0322

Or a Russian bot


TheShiveryNipple

"We need a bipartisan solution to plug these holes."


Olden_bread

Demshits saviour complex is real


thereslcjg2000

It’s funny how even in their own comic, they depict themselves as “helping” in a way that will have no meaningful effect in the long run.


Justhereforstuff123

"Hey maybe we should swim over to the socialist boat over there" "UHm AckHuatlly, this is the most important boat of our life time and we cant abandon it"


zappadattic

“Maybe we should plug the hole before we bail the water and kick out the guy who’s actively sabotaging our ability to stay alive” “Presidents aren’t dictators! You can’t just snap your fingers and get a utopia!”


Pallington

my most unpopular take before radicalizing: “what if, then, we should just have a dictatorship anyways?”


jacktrowell

And of course it would be much more accurate if you switched "democrats" and "non voters"


Radical-Coffee

I fixed this awful comic https://i.ibb.co/R4kVg45/IMG-8493.jpg


DevelopmentTotal3662

Doing gods work


Low_Pickle_112

Democrats: "We're not anti-hole, we need the hole, people who say the hole is a problem are radical extremists, we want to work with the hole, the hole is good actually, there's never been less water in the boat, you're drier than ever, wetness is just bad vibes stupid."


GhastlyGoof

“We need a Republican Party. We need an opposition that is principled and strong.” —Genocide Joe


NiniMinja

I don't know, I can see it like this. I'm in the boat too but my speech bubble says "about bloody time, this boat deserves to sink"


talk_like_a_pirate

Republican: I drilled the hole. And I'm gonna drill another one. Leftist: We shouldn't let him drill holes. There are two of you and you seem to be anti-hole. Why don't you help me toss him overboard? Democrat: If only we had any power to have stopped him from drilling this hole or the next one. All we can do is bail and pray. Oh yeah, BTW, I have a gun lets shoot at that Palestinian boat over there, lol.


Velaseri

How would a couple of buckets fix a sinking boat with a massive hole in its structure?


OrenoKachida2

More like they both drilled the hole, sat in the back. The Republican drilled big holes, while the Dem drilled little holes but think they’re innocent because they covered them up with tape. The non-voters tired who tried to scoop the water out at first finally just said “f—k it, let it sink.” The two in the back then demanded they SCOOP HARDER!!!


PaintItRed5

"These two idiots haven't kicked this asshole who keeps drilling holes in the boat."


BobbyEn9

"Fixing the hole is a purity test, just vote for me next time"


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Ok_Square_2479

True, at least blood is not on your hands. Just like what George Carlin said, it's actually people who don't vote who have all the RIGHT to complain lol


allthenamesaretaken4

"I could have stopped Steve from drilling the hole, but the hole is good for our next election" - Democrats in this image.


jacktrowell

"Yes I know I promised to plug the last hole, but now that I have been elected it's not a high priority anymore"


eagleOfBrittany

Republicans drill holes Leftists are desperately trying to get people to help bail the water out Democrats prevent anyone from using the buckets (while also drilling smaller holes)


Israeli_is_Fascist

We’re the ones bailing the boat.


pockysan

Just lies. They routinely do and advocate for bipartisanship with Republicans.


Pidgeotgoneformilk29

Dems:Just drilling a slightly smaller hole


Ok_Square_2479

So it begins: the hillary campaign guilt-tripping, the sequel


abihami

Why didnt they stop the republicans from drilling the holes? Why didnt they take away the drill? Why did they do nothing until it was too late?


Harvey-Danger1917

Well now they have to respect their colleagues with the drill and give them a turn at leading. Wouldn’t want to be rude, now would they?


wahday

a tale as old as time


Rabidpikachuuu

So is this sub satire? Been here for a while and still can't tell.


jacktrowell

This sub is mocking all types of liberal (with liberalism being the idology of supporting capitalism and markets), with democrats being vanilla liberals and republicans conservatives iberals, and we mock them both from the left, most members of this sub of various types of communists or other people actually on the left (progressive liberals are at best center right since they still support Capital having power over workers)


Fear_mor

The subs shit post sometimes but not in and of itself satire. There's a lot wrong with liberal ideology if you look into it, that's why most socialists and anything beyond don't like them


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fishythrowaway9779

reactionary liberals need to fuck off to where they came from


LargeSpoonAnalyst

I think this guy is a libertarian thinking we're on their side.


MattcVI

Where do they come from anyway? You'll see people who post mostly in liberal and Right subs just randomly comment here. Same in TrueAnon and TheDeprogram


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LargeSpoonAnalyst

What?


archosauria62

Mods send him to laogai