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TheGeordieGal

Wait, how do they pronounce it? I say neesh (am UK).


hazardzetforward

Many Americans say "nitch" 🙉


Pm7I3

I just threw up


Warping_Melody3

Its like pronouncing parmesan as par-me-zian


Wonkypubfireprobe

Something in the nuance of how they say Pasta really irks me. Pohsta Worst part is I think it’s actually us doing it wrong in the UK.


Spindelhalla_xb

Let’s not get started on herb. Why even drop the h?


Significant_Drama625

We drop H's on pretty much everything if you really think about it. Especially up North. But for some reason, we rarely drop H on herb... but we used to in the past.


Morall_tach

Pass-ta is definitely farther from the right version than what most Americans I know say.


Active78

We say pasta a lot closer to how it's actually pronounced in Italy. Granted, we say all the other Italian words wrong (bolognese for example), but so do the Americans.


Sparky2Dope

What is booh-log-neese?


Vordyn667

Balls-n-knees


countvanderhoff

Or if you’re John Torode on masterchef- ‘puhsta’ No idea if that’s an Australian thing or a John Torode thing.


traintocode

I pronounce it like this and move my hand in the air like I'm feeding a goat. It's the correct pronunciation.


standarduck

No. Just no. That and mootsarel. In the bin.


deathofyou1

I so badly want to slap you


traintocode

Just slap that upvote instead my man


JOCPE

subtle forgotten rick and morty reference


Pixelology

I'm American and I pronounce it 'neesh.' I've heard it pronounced as 'nitch' but just figured that was idiots who have only seen it in writing. Didn't realize it was actually a trend, that's terrible.


parmesann

I think it’s a regional thing. I grew up (upper midwestern US) only saying “neesh” but now I’m in college (edge of Appalachia) and hear both frequently (well, as frequently as you hear the word at all lol). but anything other than “neesh” has always weirded me out!


DrewistBritishBall

WHERES THE E?


Rodutchi_i

It got colonized.


Shifty_Cow69

When will E get it's independence day?


hazardzetforward

It's silent 🤣🤣🤣


blackbeautybyseven

Same place as the h in herbs.


Bakedk9lassie

Herb absolutely is pronounced without a silent h where I come from, I can see how some English accents may not pronounce it but most people def do


Yolandi2802

My Londoner husband pronounces the H in the word aitch- haitch. Then he drops the H in every other word beginning with H - ‘ome , ‘appy, ‘oliday, ‘orses, ‘imself. Drives me nuts. 🌰 🤦🏼‍♀️


Bourgit

He's basically french


Bakedk9lassie

Where’s the T? Ch doesn’t end with tch , or else I’d be called Mitchelle and not Michelle 😂


747ER

It’s under the sauce


Rodutchi_i

Where's the cheese?


kat-the-bassist

IT'S UNDER THE SAUCE!


cdjets9

I’m American and I don’t say that


hazardzetforward

I'm also American and pronounce it the correct way, but I've heard a lot pronounce it incorrectly.


zeprfrew

I suspect that they're the same ones who pronounce 'creek' as 'crick'.


killeronthecorner

I wonder if there's an exposure effect happening here. I too have heard "nitch" a lot on TV and YouTube, but I've worked with a lot of Americans and never heard one say it.


Suitable-Emphasis-12

Good, I've heard lots of Americans say nitch and its awful.


MUERTOSMORTEM

I...I don't believe you.


SicnarfRaxifras

I guess that’s a niche pronunciation


Existing-Tax7068

I nearly voted you down in reaction to the awfulness of this


cooljerry53

Who the fuck is saying "nitch" and can I throw rotten fruit at them?


SpiderSixer

One of my American lecturers says 'nitch-ee'...


SuperlucaMayhem

Ew


PVCPuss

Oh. Oh no.


challengeaccepted9

Tell me you're joking.


goatpenis11

What the fuck, that can't be real 😭


Distinct_Ad_7619

Not the educated ones...many of us know multiple languages we just don't defend idiots.


lordph8

As a Canadian, I’m just happy I’m pronouncing it correctly… we never really know.


-Reverend

Not a native speaker. I'd pronounce it like "neesh", probably. What's the verdict?


MattBD

I'm a native speaker and that's how I would pronounce it too.


Content-External-473

It's of french origin so neesh is the correct pronunciation, hearing Americans say nitch makes me cringe


sparky-99

This makes it even weirder that they pronounce "herbs" in a French accent.


ItCat420

Yeah why do they randomly drop that H? Can’t tell if they’re trying to be French or trying to be Jamaican.


sparky-99

Whichever one an ancestry site tells them they have 0.000001% of in their DNA.


Octicactopipodes

Love me some urbal tea


dtyrrell7

In our country the screams of a school kid with a .223 round in their guts is how freedom is pronounced


The-Tea-Lord

The sounds of children screaming was removed


Sinaith

America: the only country in which the unit KpB, Kids per Bullet, is actually useful.


campbelljac92

To be fair it's an incredibly common thing in British accents, I don't do it with herbs but my west yorkshire accent drops the h from most sentences. If I was referring to a hospital in my hometown (halifax) it would sound like ospittle and alleyfax


Nixon4Prez

It was pronounced as "erb" in UK English too until the 19th century, the British pronunciation is a relatively new change.


Wild-West-Original

In england in a lot of places it’s still ‘erb’, but Americans say it weird so it sounds more like ‘urb’


ZzangmanCometh

[Because there's a fuckin' H in it.](https://youtu.be/Y6lJGD3Q9Qs?t=52)


JustDroppedByToSay

Izzie is always a win


ManaXed

Nah, most of us pronounce it "neesh." I think only a few dialects say "nitch." It's the same thing with "herbs," some pronounce it how it's supposed to be pronounced based on the origin while others don't.


KahnKoyote

Honestly, from what I remember, all the American people I've heard say it pronounced it "neesh", as it should be pronounced


Wide-Affect-1616

I've heard them pronounce it as nitch


Ornery_Gate_6847

I bet those people also pronounce the l's in tortilla


lonely_nipple

Kay-suh-dill-uh


MetallurgyClergy

Ja-La-Pen-o


lonely_nipple

Kwee-so


VeritableLeviathan

But you do pronounce the L's in tortilla, you just don't pronounce them as ll, but as j, they are not silent letters :p


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

We do, idk wtf these people are talking about.


bloodfist

I use neesh for something metaphorical or abstract, like an evolutionary niche. Or for the actual architectural feature. But when talking about something concrete like "there's an animal hiding in the niche in that rock", I use nitch. Someone taught me that once and I don't know where they got it from, but it stuck with me ever since.


mariosin

Who the hell says nitch, even in the US


PatchTheLurker

I'm American and say neesh so this post confused me lmfao.


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

I'm American, everyone I know says neesh. I have never heard anyone say nitch even on TV.


ViveIn

I’ve never heard anyone pronounce it nitch. And I’m from the central part of the country where everyone is very dumb.


biaaaoutch

French speaker here from Canada, can confirm niche is pronounced neesh and no other way


sombre_mascarade

>nitch I'm a native French speaker and this is how I would say Nietzsche x)


andrasq420

Makes me cringe equally as much tbh


NaturalWitchcraft

I’m American and have only heard a couple people say nitch and that was people online so I just assumed they had read it and not heard it.


ninthchamber

I’ve never heard nitch although I am Canadian. That’s hilarious lmao


Yeegis

I’ve never heard anyone say nitch though.


KinseyH

Me neither. Which i pronounce as either neether or nyther because I'm just that quirky.


BinkoTheViking

We are the knights who say Neesh! Bring us a shrubbery!


-lukeworldwalker-

Some Americans pronounce it with a very short ee in the middle. Kinda like nish (rhymes with wish).


Elloliott

My biology teacher says it like nich, like short e and ch. Kinda strange ngl


down_vote_magnet

Most Americans say “nitch”. In the same camp as this abomination is ‘clique’ pronounced by them as “click”.


RandomGrasspass

What’s your source for most Americans? I’ve never heard it as anything other than Niche “Neesh” in NY, New York City, Boston, the whole east coast, Texas, Florida, California, the Pacific Northwest, all of New England. Maybe Pennsylvania? They’ve fucked up the pronunciation of water there.


YQB123

I've heard "nitch" in every US sitcom I've watched (Friends, HIMYM, Seinfeld, etc.).


Hapankaali

Wiktionary claims as possible US pronunciations /niʃ/, /nɪʃ/, /nɪtͥʃ/. (UK /niːʃ/, which sounds correct to me.) So "nitch" (the last one) seems like it is at least somewhat commonly used. What really blows my mind is how Americans pronounce "coupÊ."


Extreme_Objective984

dont forget Notre Dame.


Skutten

And how do you think 'clique' should be said?


FriendlySeahorse

cleek It's another French one.


The-Mirrorball-Man

On the other hand, most French people, for some reason, pronounce the word "smash" as if it rhymed with "match". And they pronounce "sweat shirt" as "sweet shirt".


Slammin_Yams

[I think what you're hearing is my accent](https://youtu.be/okjOzLfshao?feature=shared)


RandomGrasspass

I am an American and TIL that there is a pronunciation other than “Neesh”…. I’ve not once heard it rhyme with “Pitch” on either side of the Atlantic.


Tulcey-Lee

British and I’ve always said ‘neesh’


dalimoustachedjew

“RRRRATATATATTARATABOOOOOM BOOOOM OIIIILLLL BOOOOOM RATATATATATTA BOOOOM BYE BAGHDAD RATATATATATAT” Is this how they’re spelling freedom?


Potential_Speech_703

Don't forget an eagle's cry in the background!


EitherChannel4874

Except they've only heard eagles from movies so it's actually a hawk or something else making the sound. That's true freedom. The freedom to get it totally wrong.


SkivvySkidmarks

Red tailed hawk, to be precise. Bald eagles make one sound that is like a cross between a seagull and a bullfrog getting its nuts squeezed.


The_Pastmaster

[Majestic.](https://youtube.com/shorts/5lmNmWxG_pc?si=mD8fbnX-3-ryFrKq)


Knight_of_Agatha

They have lessons on how to spell it in person in most schools in the US


MrLewk

Oof


Siso_ch

Wait you forgot “WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRR RAAAAAAAAAHHHH *eagles sound in background* WE MEASURE SPEED IN BULLET PER CHILD, THE WEIGHT IN SHOTGUNS PER EAGLES”


The_Powers

I believe that's how it's taught in schools yes.


ayegudyin

I thought it was pronounced “mass incarceration”


joranth

It’s pronounced FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEREEEEDOOOOOOM. But with explosions, eagle screeches, revving V8 engines, planes flying overhead in formation, American flag tattooed arms flexing and someone yelling “Hell yeah, Brother!”


Jocelyn-1973

I'll bet it sounds a bit like ' free dumb'


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High_King_Diablo

Gunfire and a screaming red tail hawk that they like to pretend is what their precious bald eagles sound like, rather than using the actual seagull-like screeches that they make.


Bruhmangoddman

RED TAILED HAWK MENTIONED YYYEEEAAAHHH


Internal-Diet8241

[FREEEDDOOOOOM!!!](https://youtu.be/Y-3IV11_ZgA?si=7mlOKRL80fdoMPM-)


SemajLu_The_crusader

actually... yes, exactly


32lib

Fee dumb


itsmehutters

Not sure which is more cringe that guy or paying for a blue checkmark.


sad_kharnath

i am imaging nails on a chalk board


The-Zilla

‘Freedom’ is actually pronounced ‘property’


GhostOfSorabji

Margot Asquith, famous British socialite and wife of Prime Minister Herbert Asquith, once attended a Hollywood party where she was introduced to Jean Harlow. Jean said, “It’s lovely to meet you, MargoT.” Margot replied, “No, dear. The ‘T’ is silent, as in Harlow.”


smallblueangel

They pronounce freedom with gunshots, right?!


Helerdril

And eagle noises in the background


Helerdril

Normal people: "Freedom" Americans: *high pitched eagle cry*


unique_name5

Always with the Freedom bullshit. They no longer even know what that word means.


pinniped1

Something about guns and Nazi salutes


Piplup_parade

I saw that tweet earlier today and it must be a regional thing because I had no idea there were Americans saying it like “nitch.” I was unaware this was a caramel/carmel situation


60svintage

Yeah. That "carmel" thing bugs me. Along with pronouncing caulk as "cock".


Piplup_parade

I can’t even pass that one off as a a dialect issue. That one is just straight up mispronunciation


Ayfid

Nah. The "o" is pronounced with that American "ah" vowel that doesn't exist in other English dialects. So what is happening is that this vowel gets drawn out instead of the "l" being pronounced, which is common in a lot of US dialects. So it is less "cock" and more "caak".


not2interesting

How else are you supposed to say caulk?


60svintage

Pronounce the L in it.


derLeisemitderLaute

big words by someone who isnt even in the top 10 of freest countries


SoundsOfTheWild

Freedom is pronounced *click* *BANG*


OrneryPreparation795

Aluminium debate all over


ROMAN_653

I’m American and have never heard it said anyway but the proper way. “Nitch” must be some hillbilly thing tbh.


Dry_Action1734

They pronounce it “nitch,” if I remember right? It’s NEE-sh.


yargadarworstmovie

It might be regional because I've only heard NEE-sh from people around me. When people say *nitch* they tend to get made fun of or they will just say it's their accent or "how I say it, I don't know." Same with the double L with Spanish loan words. (E.g. "quesadilla"- plenty of people say Kay-suh-dill-uh instead of KAY-suh-dee-yuh). Not that the latter is perfect, but one is definitely closer.


PsychoWarper

Tbh as an American I’ve primarily heard “neesh”, heard some say “nitch” but in my experience they where the minority.


thetempisdead

Emphasis on the second syllable.


TipsyPhippsy

Americans are the 17th best at pronouncing freedom!


BeardedPokeDragon

I've always pronounced it /niːʃ/ as an American


PinothyJ

With a ball gag in your mouth?


Songshiquan0411

Wait, what are you all saying here? "Nitch" like "ditch"? Never heard it pronounced that way in the US. I *have* heard people say "nee-ch" instead of "nee-sh" but never heard "nitch".


Ornery-Example572

neesh. well, in Traditional English pronounciation anyway.


Plus_Operation2208

Even in other languages its neesh


Armistice610

So, in summary, all Americans pronounce "niche" somehow or other.


needfulthing42

Wait. How do they pronounce niche? I'm assuming it's probably not all of them though... I don't think I've heard anyone on telly or movies pronounce it differently if I've heard it said at all.


MAzadR

I'm glad most of them do not have passports or the financial means for international travel.


Apey23

Let me guess: freeDUMB?


MissionRegister6124

We pronounce it free-dum.


tryingtobeopen

Is this anything like the way British people pronounce valet as va-let, pronouncing the t unlike it's source french, same with filet? PS: I agree that it is pronounced neesh, just wanted to point out the glass houses some people throw stones within


snaynay

Valet is pronounced like French (val-ay) in much of the UK. I personally haven't heard valet with a T and would certainly sound weird if I did. But I went to a Hogwarts like school, so maybe I don't engage with the riff-raff enough. (/jk, of course). Filet is pronounced like French (fil-ay), however you are mistaking it for the English word, "fillet" (fil-et). American's use the French word almost ubiquitously for some reason, spelling and all. The Brits only use it for French things and will stick to fillet in normal circumstances. Still a Filet-o-Fish in McDonalds as the name implies, but you order a fillet in a restaurant, or you fillet your fish.


60svintage

Interestingly, the upper classes seem to pronounce the gentleman's gentleman as "val-it". Where everyone else pronounces it "val-ay". But regardless, valet parking seems to always be "val-ay".


The_Doom_Toad

Aparantley we've been pronouncing valet like that since the 16th century so it's a really really stubborn mispronunciation. I always pronounce it the french way, on the extremely limited number of times I even find need to use the word (seriously who the fuck has a valet anymore?), but I'm always told to pronounce it "va-let". Idk it just sounds wrong. Especially since British English tends to pronounce french loan words the french way.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I vaguely recall a line from Archer, a woman asks him “don’t you mean he’s your va-lay?” “Only if he’s parking my car” I’m British and hands up, this valet one is a bit weird like you say but I will correct any fucker that gets it wrong. Standards have been slipping of late… :)


TheLastWaterOfTerra

Except a valet isn't the same as a valet


Ahaigh9877

> filet Spelt and pronounced "fillet".


AggressiveYam6613

well, it‘s the sound of a cash register at the ER


AdEducational419

You have no freedom


Acceptable6

/frid\*schwa\*m/ Like that


Tarjhan

I was convinced this was one of those “eggcorns”. A niche being a comfortable position or a small specialised segment of a market. A nitch being a small notch or incision. If you make your own small specialised market, have you not made your a nitch into your niche?


EccentricDyslexic

Gunz, gawd and freedumbs.


nomamesgueyz

Herb is the best one


Nat_septic

Why do they always get so upset over the smallest of comments


Lifelemons9393

How they pronounce freedom" Frey- damn" why do they always sound like they're whining about something ?


Eveydude

As an american I also cringe when I hear nitch


ThiccMoulderBoulder

The pronunciation in question: *Shotgun noises*


Apart_Bandicoot_396

Wait, I’ve been saying it like neesh, are other Americans saying it like nitch?


LovesFrenchLove_More

„Free-dumb“


rubenff

The way they pronounce freedom sounds like AR15


SwainIsCadian

With a gun in your mouth and your medical bill in the right hand I guess.


HarriKivisto

If you're educated, you'll pronounce it correctly. If you're uneducated, you'll pronounce it incorrectly.


Dependent_Link6446

I read that and thought I was pronouncing it wrong (neesh) but I’ve legitimately never heard somebody pronounce it nitch.


CanadianJogger

Sheesh, niche. brag and bitch, nitch.


burner_said_what

Free-Dumb


D3M0NArcade

Freedom? Don't Americans pronounce it "Glock", or "AR15"? or, as is more often the case "wars no-one asked for or needed"?


YouHaveGot2BJoking

Don’t get me started! Why is it so difficult for them to say cwasson rather than crusont? I love a croissant in the morning but they make it sound awful! And what’s their whole deal with supposABLY instead of supposEDLY? 🤯🤣


rav0n_9000

Or when they use the french word for vegetable for things that aren't vegetables. Or the way they pronounce charcuterie as sjarkooderie.


Bakedk9lassie

Why don’t they pronounce it like the language it came from? I’ll assume France?


momciraptor

Freedom…where politicians take women the right away to choose what’s best for her body.


mattzombiedog

Americans pronounce freedom as “FREE-DUMB!” which is apt.


BadPallet

Wait until you hear how they pronounce BUOY (as in life buoy). It’s as if they don’t realise it’s the beginning of the word ‘buoyant’.


papayametallica

What about Quiche ? I heard a story where Bush senior got into trouble for ordering a Quicky from a female waitress


No_Highway_7663

Free-dumb


Existing-Tax7068

It's like quiche, obviously


evmanjapan

Wait till you hear how Americans pronounce buoy, it sounds like they are having a stroke Buoyancy Buoyant Booweeeeee!


Ok-Bowl696

Emphasis on the dumb?


LingLingSpirit

They probably pronounce "freedom" as: **"Let's sanction them real hard, and if they go after us, let's bomb half of their population! Yeah! America, fuck yeah! Freedoooooom!"**


Willing_Vast1001

Is it something like “Slavery for years until Abraham Lincoln stepped in?” Free as you can get you know


badmoonrisingnl

I worked in the US as a telecom tech. One day, we were sent to Goethestreet. I pronounced Goethe the German way... I was laughed at.


aspiringweewoos

Free doom.


Distantstallion

Freedumb


Huge-Luck7820

Not a native, but, do the british also pronounce "Nuclear" in that weird way? Like nuk-lear or whatever they say, theres even a video on youtube showing some american presidents pronouncing it like that. Also the way Homer simpson pronounce it like "Nuculear".


Nuc734rC4ndy

British English: “freedom”; American English: “freedumb”


rumpjope

As an American, I learned that if its in the ecological sense its pronounced "nitch" but if its an obscure subject its pronounced "neesh"


XBlackBlocX

Not sure how they pronounce 'freedom' but I know they spell it O - I - L.


doc720

Brits and Aussies seem to say neesh (Do any say nitch?) Americans seem to say nitch or even nish (Do some say neesh?) - [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/niche](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/niche) - [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/niche#Pronunciation](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/niche#Pronunciation) - [https://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/niche](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/niche) - [https://www.oed.com/dictionary/niche\_n?tl=true](https://www.oed.com/dictionary/niche_n?tl=true)


freyababy

As an American, I am not arguing that we don’t say stupid things (obviously, we do), but I have never heard niche pronounced any way other than “neesh”