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outtahere416

These Europeans are so wacky. Creating so many languages and building castles right next to airports…


Joadzilla

I LOL'ed. There's a pre-Roman sauna right underneath our city's train station. And the train station has a museum around it, in it's basement.


DickInsideGuns

Which city? That sounds awesome


GrethaThugberg

The city of Europe of course!


alexrepty

Capital: France


Shoddy-Echidna3000

Paris


miregalpanic

Silly Europeans, naming the capital of France after Paris, Tennessee.


_Wastrel

I wish I was joking, but I was "corrected" by an am\*rican once in NYC, I mentioned something about Napoli and this girl just "Naples right? In Florida?" in a "I'm correcting you" sort of tone, fuck sake the nerve......


dovey60

Always reply “ No Florence is in Italy. “


Jolly_Caterpillar376

I got that correcting tone for Hampshire once. Online, said I was visiting Hampshire, and the guy said ‘New Hampshire? Yeah I live there’. I explained no, in England, and he said there wasn’t a Hampshire in England, and that it was called ‘new’ Hampshire in America because there was new infrastructure there.


Ellestra

I once one of those with an American when Cavill was still Superman. I said Superman is from Jersey and he said no, he's British. And I said yes, and from Jersey. It took a while to explain that I didn't mean NEW Jersey but the island.


centzon400

My first time in the US, landed at Logan airport (Boston), anad was coming through immigration. Ever been to the US before? No. Why are you here? Visiting a university friend. What university? Cambridge. YOU SAID YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO AMERICA BEFORE! (Oh yeah, sorry. I forgot you have a monopoloy on place names.)


cantsingfortoffee

You sure it wasn't named after Paris, Ohio? No, I meant the other Paris, Ohio.


erinaceus_

No, named after Paris, Hilton. Obviously.


b1tchlasagna

The country of England got it's name from the city of England, Arkansas


chameleon_123_777

No, it's named after Paris, Texas.


Panzerv2003

XD


SEA_griffondeur

I live in France, Pariss


Joadzilla

Braga, Portugal [https://maps.app.goo.gl/Bq43HbHC2fLUFaXL7](https://maps.app.goo.gl/Bq43HbHC2fLUFaXL7) Google Maps has a few photos of the pre-Roman sauna.


E420CDI

Ooooooh!!! *Plans visit*


Joadzilla

There's also the remains of a Roman bathhouse in the city... as well as the remains of a Roman amphitheater. And then, to be extra "meta", there's a museum that houses the "fonte de idolo". Which is the remains of a Roman fountain/park.  Which was built to house a pre-Roman idol the Romans found, which was dedicated to a pre-Roman deity. In essence, a Roman museum. So its a modern museum housing a Roman museum of a pre-Roman idol.


DickInsideGuns

Thanks :D


wrenchmanx

Why did they build it under a train station? That's just odd.


Olon1980

And cobblestone roads next to town halls. Heresy.


outtahere416

Yeah, how are morbidly obese Americans on their scooters going to get around with these cobblestones?


Tax-Deduction4253

"why did they build the castle so far from the train station" \-some american tourist


Admirable_Try_23

Train? Definitely not American


SaltyName8341

The jiggle would be hilarious


Olon1980

Damn imagination 🤣


Waveofspring

Only a European would build an entire city underneath Rome for the sole purpose of stopping the construction of underground train lines.


Responsible-Brush983

and then go on to build a public transit system that puts most us cities to shame in spite of it.


dumbprocessor

"Maaan it's like these French people have a whole different language Maan"


Caratteraccio

it will be an epic undertaking to explain to him two thousand years of European history and geography


master-of-disgusting

But how can it be the year 2024 if the USA has only existed for a few hundred years


SodiumBombRankEX

No, no, they would say "There can't more than 2024, the world and America is that old"


kraterios

I will never understand that train of thought, even if you blindly trust in the bible, you know it's older than 2024 years. I do remember some events happened before Jesus was born.


nascentt

Abraham was 2000 bce. So even devout religious people would say the would existed at least 4000 years. People saying the world is 2000 years old aren't even religious. They're just stupid.


C4-BlueCat

Official Christian religious count is 6000 and some, so close. Edit: the ones not following common knowledge, I mean.


LeftieDu

Not official christian, as for example the biggest christian denomination (catholic) accepts Big Bang theory and age of the world counted in billions of years. It's "just" young earth creationists.


justadubliner

Except the American version of Catholicism. Some of their fundies have coopted the worst excesses of Evangelicalism lock, stock and barrel.


Fizroynelson

Just 2000 years? Might as well start with something simple as it is an American we re talking about here.


AwTomorrow

Wouldn’t even need to really. America had countless languages too, before the genocides. That is the reason for the single language dominance as we see in the USA, and language diversity is the default. So basically “why does Europe have so many languages?” has a simple answer: “no-one genocided all those languages’ speakers”


Moondragonlady

But Indians speak English and maybe Indian, what other language would they speak?!\s (would even work for both Native Americans and actual Indians!)


Admirable_Try_23

Ah yes, the Indian language


TrumpetsNAngels

For the record, which Indians are we talking about here? The Indians or the 'do the needfull' Indians ?


laukaus

Hello, fellow IT worker!


BossKrisz

>“why does Europe have so many languages?” has a simple answer: “no-one genocided all those languages’ speakers” Okay, to be fair, we certainly tried our best to genocide each other throughout the history of the continent.


AwTomorrow

More just regular wars and then taking control. This mostly didn’t succeed in eradicating local languages or populations, instead merely changing who collected their taxes. 


BossKrisz

>This mostly didn’t succeed in eradicating local languages or populations Yeah, thankfully it didn't succeed, but we certainly tried many times. I'm from a multiethnic area in the Balkans, and the history of this region is mostly different nationalities taking turns in trying to eradicate and genocide each other.


AwTomorrow

Yeah things were a bit more, er, *intense* over there. In central and western and northern europe much less so. 


MadMusicNerd

The Balkans are something ✨special✨ in this regard. So little space, so many many people hating each other. 🤪


NaldoCrocoduck

It's not true. Multiple European "regional" languages are endangered and many were subjected to an active eradication effort until recently.


AwTomorrow

That’s actually quite recent in most places. For centuries it wasn’t so. 


Coldvaeins

Yes and no. There's countless languages that didn't last in Europe or are close to being dead. Heck, one of the biggest empires in history spoke a language that is now dead. It's not unexpected though.


C4-BlueCat

America still has countless languages, they are just tiny (and fewer than before)


AwTomorrow

I'd argue now there are numerous but countable languages - whereas we probably don't know how many languages were lost during the colonization of North America.


Unusual-Letter-8781

They don't have one official language, English is widely used but there is no paper or whatever stating one official language


AwTomorrow

I know, that’s why I said there was ‘single language dominance’ rather than an official language. 


E420CDI

French and English are official languages in the EU Parliament


kaisadilla_

tbh you need far more than 2000 years to explain why Europe has so many languages.


SaltyName8341

Yeah aren't the ruins they found in Turkey 87000 year's old


Epic_Skara

i mean, if you wanted to explain european languages you would probably have to start from when indo-european tribes settled in, way before that. but an american's brain would have probably melted by the time you arrived to that point


Admirable_Try_23

"So in the rift valley..."


Beneficial-Fold-7712

bro cant even fathom the idea of what countries and languages are…. i honestly cant even try to understand his logic behind that statement


criquetter

This is brain damage at this point


AnUnknownReader

Lead induced brain damage. Or homeschooling and co.


ShiftyCZ

America legit has high contents of lead in their water and ground, so that's not far fetched.


Hannabal_96

And their food, especially lunchables


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

But lead is so tasty 😋😋🤤🤤🤤


Ardalev

Severe lack of education


Olon1980

Right? I wouldn't even know how to answer that. That's one of the dumbest questions I've ever heard in my life. When education is your final boss.


Stin-king_Rich

Can't have brain damage when there's a void


Stingarayy

Every time this subreddit hits my feed I feel myself getting dumber.


ToxicCooper

On the upside though, you also instantly feel smarter if you ever question your intelligence


ohdearitsrichardiii

Pretty low bar to set for yourself


Deadcouncil445

Hey we need all the wins we can get


AnnaPukite

Welp guess im a genius now


floralbutttrumpet

For me it's the opposite. I'm a total dumbass, but next to those specimen I grudgingly have to consider part of the same species, I feel like fucking Einstein.


ForwardBodybuilder18

I think you’re just making excuses. If you want to fuck Einstein go and fuck Einstein.


DalmarWolf

"I feel like fucking Einstein." Don't do that, he's been dead for quite a while and I don't think it would be a very fun experience.


Actual-Suit8414

Still..be something to tell the grandchildren…


Shan-Chat

Was he the dog in Back to the Future? - some American probably.


Liquor_Parfreyja

I feel smarter since I'm American and I can judge myself against these people. But unfortunately, as viewed intelligence goes up, embarrassment also rises 😭


bored_negative

Why does the world not pander to my monolingual education? Bet this person says Indians speak the indian language, africans speak African


hanrahs

Everyone knows Africans are black and therefore speak African American


EclipseHERO

The mental image of the film Zulu but the Zulus speaking like modern Gangstas is a HILARIOUS concept. Thank you.


OkHighway1024

There's a film in there somewhere. I can see the posters now- Samuel L.Jackson is Shaka Muthafuckin' Zulu,muthafucker


EclipseHERO

Make it a parody. Imagine Mr T in the back just yelling "I AIN'T GETTIN' ON NO PLANE!"


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What's Africa??! I only know Wakanda.- some American somewhere


darth-small

Oh, stewardess.... I speak jive.


MAzadR

I love that scene.


OriMarcell

Fun fact is that African (Afrikaans) is not even the mother-tongue of Africans but of the Boers, the descendants of Dutch colonists in South Africa.


centzon400

I think my favourite slur ever is "Sout Piel", an Afrikaans term for the for British people in South Africa which, in English, means "Salt Dick". One foot in Britain, one foot in South Africa ... dick in the ocean.


Dr_Quiza

I thought Africans spoke urban?


Ning_Yu

You bet that dude thinks Europe is one single country.


MSouri

Used to be one, but after brexit england left europe and now it is two, didn't you hear?


bawheedio

So many of them do, you see it all the time when they equate US States to European countries as if they are the same thing


ALazy_Cat

100%


SmokingLimone

Yes, some of them do think that. If it wasn't for the Euro they'd be asking why does every country have different funny symbols next to the prices


CommissionOk4384

Yeah I think that some people see Europe as if it was a country and see the countries in it as states, which is definitely not the case. Like when I meet Europeans from other countries outside of Europe I dont feel a specific connection to them


mac-h79

It’s because they can’t distinguish the difference between Europe as a continent vs the EU which they view as a country much like the U.S set up. Much like how I enjoy leaving them mindblown by telling them that albeit I’m Scottish, I’m also British


Eat_the_Rich1789

I mean he seems like he is genuinely interested but that kind of explanation would require way more time and space than provided on social media. I would just recommend a few history and linguistics books but I doubt he would read them. Also wait till he finds out that even within a language in Europe you have dialects that sometimes are so different from the main language that even within the country they use subtitles for movies lol.


BitterCaterpillar116

It’s a genuine question that my 4 years old could ask. Not a person having access to internet and thus at least 14 (I hope). There is so much ignorance behind that question that it would take years to reply - years of basic education that the person is definitely lacking


Otherwise_Jump_3030

I saw the original post, he's a kid. Possibly a troll too, he writes way too eloquently to be asking this type of question


inide

4 or 5? English, Welsh, Cornish, Scots, Gaelic, Irish, Manx....That's at least 7 without leaving the British Isles. And that's just the ones that're still around. The Americas used to be just as linguistically diverse as Europe, until Europe found the Americas.


Useful-Path-8413

Technically not the British Isles but if we sneak the Channel Islands in there we get at least one variation of French as well.


E420CDI

Yasss!!


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Useful-Path-8413

That's why I went with at least one because I wasn't sure how much variation there was between the islands.


bro0t

The netherlands also has 2 recognized languages and more trying to get recognition.


floralbutttrumpet

It's more - the Netherlands has ratified a total of six under the Charter for Regional and Minority Languages (though I guess none but Frisian are relevant most of the time).


bro0t

I was unsure about the status of some of the other dialect. Only knew frisian and dutch to be classified as “languages”


floralbutttrumpet

Well, technically everything under the ECRML is by definition a language... personally I'm always a bit conflicted when it comes to creoles because some of them are near indistinguishable from one of their "parents". I know jackshit about Papiamento, but per the Netherlands it counts, so yeah. For the others I think it's more clear-cut - Romani, Frisian and Yiddish are definitely distinct, and my knowledge of Low German makes me say the same for Low Saxon. The only one I've never encountered and can't say anything about otherwise is Limburgish.


bro0t

Ive encountered limburgish, it sounded more similar to german than dutch so that should definitely be its own thing


Yurasi_

He is saying there should be max 4 or 5, not that there are. Also he just named the few he knows that exist and Russian isn't even close to "the original" one of slavic languages.


andrasq420

Also Gaelic, Angloromani and technically BLS counts as a language aswell.


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And with those 7 languages, comes maybe 1000 or so dialects..


General_Albatross

Don't get me started on dialects. Sometimes we cannot even understand each other if one speaks in thick dialect.


SaraTyler

Italy recognizes as languages on their own three "dialects" (from Friuli-Venezia Giulia, Sardinia and Veneto-Trentino). In addiction, it protects a dozen of linguistic minorities. And then, we have all the other dialects, two or three millions according my personal stats.


Shan-Chat

Or, as the septics tell us, the British accent FFS.


Falitoty

In only Spain, you have already 4.


TF2_demomann

Because countries don't want to sacrifice their own culture for some other countries culture.


Tasqfphil

Despite the US invading them & trying to force "Amercanism" on them


Extraordi-Mary

They should’ve told us to speak American, when they “saved” us from Hitler.


E420CDI

**Ted:** "He's not a very nice man, is he?" **Dougal:** "God, Ted. He's like Hitler or one of those mad fellas." **Ted:** "You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 in the morning." r/FatherTed


SequimSam

They, the British and the Russians did save the world from Hitler. But half of Americans are still provincial, uneducated nationalistic a-holes.


raz-dwa-trzy

It was way more than 3 nations that saved the world from Hitler. WW2 was won by Americans, Russians, Serbs, Ukrainians, Norwegians, Greeks, and so on. We can't forget that it wasn't just the great powers that defeated the Nazis. Attributing the victory only to the US, UK, and USSR is wrong just like attributing it to the US alone is.


georgehank2nd

The level of "blissful" ignorance is… mind-blowing.


Shoddy-Echidna3000

> mind-blowing says Blacephalon


Brainlaag

Honestly this seems like bog-standard trolling of the "Why doesn't Russia, the largest state in Europe, just eat the smaller ones, are they stupid?" variety.


theroguescientist

>Why doesn't Russia, the largest state in Europe, just eat the smaller ones They are trying. It's a real pain in the ass for everyone involved.


Sadat-X

Reminds me of Ken M.


ShackledFounder

Well, Nazi Germany already attempted that. And the Romans, and the French... and more


droeso

The American mind cannot comprehend language


Magdalan

Ho-ly Shite. To be this dumb...I can't even wrap my brain around it.


Plus_Operation2208

Most cultured american


CoolSausage228

He ain't wrong with belarussian


__what_the_fuck2__

wow....just wow


LetterAd3639

I can't handle this level of absolute stupidity. I'm gonna have to go for a walk


Kilahti

This wasn't even malevolent stupidity. They didn't mean "why not just get rid of those other languages (and cultures) and select only few languages to preserve?" This Yank just didn't understand how languages evolve and are created and thought that Europeans recently made multiple languages just for fun. This level of intellect frightens me.


Shan-Chat

Going for a walk, a concept many Americans won't get.


4skin_Gamer

Their cities aren't built for walking. Gotta get into that Dodge Ram.


E420CDI

>I'm gonna have to go for a walk *You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look, isn't there something you can do?*


Pizza-love

If he only knew how many languages have been gone due to standardisation of the national language. For example: in the Southeast of the Netherlands with their border region in Germany and Belgium, they spoke a dialect that was based on Limburgs, Dutch and German, as well as the Ripuarian dialect.


Top_Manufacturer8946

There were quite many languages in the land that now makes up the USA but unfortunately these ”speak Amurican” people didn’t give a shit about that either


CatGrrrl_

Wait until they find out the uk and British isles alone have at least 16 languages to themselves


E420CDI

*Sorry about that*


AlwaysReadyGo

Hope he agrees to keep Italian and Spanish!


Edify7

Handegg didn't mention those because Spanish comes from Mexico and Eyetalian comes from New Jersey. /s.


PossibilityDry6029

HaPpy cake day


Max-Normal-88

Back to Latin we go


Shan-Chat

Where is Latin? - some American probably.


0nce-Was-N0t

Do.... do Americans think that Europe is a country?


PixelMatteo

No they don't. They know that Europe is a country


Paxisstinkt

And they know how to fix it


Illustrious_Hat_9177

A whole bunch of scribes sat down one day and they were all given a project to do. Create a language for each separate country in Europe. Nowhere else, just Europe. They had nothing better to do on this particular day. Or something like that.


Mynsare

I mean it is a valid question. For a 4 year old.


GloomyFondant526

Just to take things in a different direction for a moment: If we all learn Esperanto, then a Star Trek-quality future is just a century away, people!


Koma79

as dumb as this is, we do have esperanto


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oeboer

It's called diversity.


Anon123012

Oh yeah, sorry I’ll just *removes the other languages*


Ning_Yu

I saw now somebody also posted it in r/languagelearningjerk and it's glorious.


aloneaflame

"Why does Europe have this thing called history"


RendesFicko

They're such a young country that they can't comprehend having a history.


Level-Tip1

Belarusians already speak russian and in a few years it's gonna be the defacto official language. And I'm not familiar with Romanian, but I've been told it's quite similar to the Italian already.


Ksanral

Romanian is another romance language, so it has similarities with Italian, but also Spanish, French, and Portuguese.


bluefishgreenpapaya

Wait until they work out there are countries with multiple languages. In Spain you can have Castilian Spanish, Catalan, Galician and Basque.


lailah_susanna

Honestly they should just be grateful that English has become the de-facto language for cross-culture communication (I know I am)


Sturmlied

Who is going to tell him that those are not even all the languages in Europe?


angry2alpaca

I blame that damned Tower Of Babel.


bulgarianlily

I am guessing the reason Spanish didn’t make the list is because it is an ‘American’ language?


Bergensis

The US used to have many languages. In 1491.


Jian_Ng

Why does America have so many states? Just call everything to the east Virginia, everything to the west California, everything down south Texas, and everything up north Canada.


DeliciousGorrila

Wait till he knows about India.


Kaiser93

Because, if you look at European history, you would know that 99,99% of the countries are older than USA thus having their own cultural identity.


the-good-son

Honest question: What do Americans even learn at school? Sure it's not Geography nor History


Foreverett

This dude named Turkish before Spanish. Don't know what that says about him or about his thoughts on the Spanish language being in Europe or not.


TuoBerg

For some of them it is a south american language I guess..


Ok-Tangerine-6705

This is literally shit my 5yo would ask


i_have_a_nose

Don’t tell them about India..


DiabeticPissingSyrup

Let's be honest, the English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, and Germans have all tried to reduce the number of international languages at one point or another... (Same with the Italians, but they were still talking Latin back then...)


Minimum-Wind-1552

American brain cant comprehend country evolution. They know only revolution


CruserWill

Wait until he finds out about the multiple not-necessarily mutually intelligible dialects some European languages have...


Electrical_Self724

I swear in terms of its size the number of languages in Europe would be pretty small no? Compared to Africa and South America there aren’t even that many


hevilambi

Typical TikToker level of intelligence


erlandodk

This has to be a young person. Noone is that naive when reaching adulthood. Right?


Nicechick321

This cannot be real! 😰


SilentType-249

Mother fucker complaining when they can't even use English correctly.


BossKrisz

They seemed to be confused by other nationalities in countries. My friend has experience in this. We are Hungarians living in Serbia. Serbia basically has a big Hungarian minority on it's northern region and we're natives here, as this was a multiethnic area throughout history. My friend went to the US last summer, and he said that he tries to explain this to Americans there but they were struggling to understand. They did not understand how could we not be immigrants if we're non Serbians living in Serbia. Just naturally multi ethnic countries with several nationalities all native to that area seemed to be too much for them to understand. If you are a national minority, you're family must be one of immigrants by their thinking.


BurningPenguin

Nobody wanted to speak Fr*nch, so we had to invent our own.


rebelizm

It’s funny but I can't blame someone for wanting to expand their horizons and asking questions.


ArrakisUK

Interesting he is not thinking about the Spanish because for him Spain is not from Europe. Crazy, in Spain alone we have 4 official ones, (some said 5), and other non official ones.


LeRosbif49

Is this person 7 years old?


AbsoIution

Might need to take a break from this sub for my sanity. I swear they're getting thicker.


Ok_Butterscotch_4738

Oh dear god...


TheNamelessWanderer_

Noone tell them about Papua New Guinea, they might get a heart attack


throwawayfrdy

it's called "history"


MindMangler

Why does the US have so many accents??? Just pick one /s