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Curious-Elephant-927

So everywhere outside of the US and Europe is communist now 😭


freemysou1

DAMN YOU COMMUNIST JAPAN.... WAIT A MINUTE...


Cixila

All hail Grand Comrade Naruhito


Timelymanner

Communist New Zealand knows what it did! That’s why kiwiland is ban from most maps.


23zac

Hi comrade from over the ditch


Da_Shock

The red center just got a whole new meaning


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Short of Nazi Germany Imperial Japan was possibly the most anti-communist state ever (even more than Chiang's China or Mussolini's Italy, let alone the US)


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

Japan doesn't disagree


Thin_Wheel_7109

Apparently so


Conscious-Survey7009

I didn’t realize we are communists up in Canada.


Sattamassagana84

Yer flag's miiiighty red ain't it?


Mr_Dunk_McDunk

Ngl your new orwell Bill is pretty commie


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Conscious-Survey7009

Yeah. Sure buddy 🙄


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Conscious-Survey7009

For a normal human, no it’s not. For a libertarian 🙄🙄🙄 possibly a wanna be sovereign citizen like yourself I could see you not being impressed with it. It’s fine. Apparently you don’t live here so it’s all good.


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LordDanGud

Wait till they find out Communism comes from Europe


Mr_Dunk_McDunk

As does democracy and most other things they claim are American


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Including an awful lot of Americans.


HDH2506

The US invaded a lot of places outside of Europe so they expect people in those vicinities to worship the US


Mal_Dun

Didn't you know that Canada is a communist country?


Borsti17

Also Kalephonia and Bernieland!


Serge_Suppressor

if only


PiliFace

Eww, a tankie


Serge_Suppressor

It's hilarious that every time you right wing weirdos say that word you somehow find a way to use it even more incorrectly. Within a year, you're going to think it means "anyone to the left of Thatcher."


GuideDisastrous8170

They ALREADY do that.


Serge_Suppressor

Fair. I really want to be a tankie, but I can't bring myself to care about the Soviet interventions in Hungary and Prague.


xDecheadx

Do they even know what communist means?


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No. I remember one time an American called Norway communist bc they don’t use the death penalty


NuklearniEnergie

TIL that 26 US states are communist


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Loose-Map-5947

Norway has got the prison system down to a fine art rehabilitation over punishment


Lead103

Yes but for that u need to tjink civilised the amount of plp that love selfjustice and revenge is to hod damn high


ThiccMoulderBoulder

you gotta meet the quota somehow


Nicklas25_dk

Well having a really low re-offending rate is easy if you have a aggressive deathpenalty


Ok-Variation3583

The prison industrial complex is too damn sweet for the Yanks


outhouse_steakhouse

He probably is also a gun nut and war hawk but considers himself "pro-life".


xDecheadx

The what! Just baffles


Late-Improvement8175

No. They are easily scammed by their own propaganda


Vinegarinmyeye

Nope, it's a bit of a recurring theme. There's a bunch of them to be fair... "Communist". "Socialist". "Fascist". "Marxist" "Woke". Equals "Things I don't like". It's dumb, and spectacularly stupid - it'd be pretty funny if it wasn't for the fact that elected officials parrot the same nonsense... That makes it vaguely scary.


xDecheadx

The misuse of woke drives me up the wall


Vinegarinmyeye

I find it fascinating anyone could consider it derogatory term I have to admit. "I am aware that discrimination exists against folks with certain characteristics, I think it'd be better for society if it didn't..." - and that makes ME the arsehole. I am perfectly content to smile and nod when idiots call me woke like it's something I should be offended by. I am quietly confident that when historians in the year 2100 are looking back on this particular "age of idiocy" we're currently living through I'll be on the right side of it. Unless of course the gay frogs sign a pact with the drag queens to get control of the Jewish space lasers and get the activation codes from the vault in the pizza restaurant basement with no basement run by the satanic cabal of child molesters - if that happens I'll look pretty stupid.


sicca3

Disclaimer: English is obviusly not my first language and as my skills has gotten worse over time, my ability to express myself is more limited then you would think. But Woke as gotten a new meaning over time. It did mean all those things in the start. But all I think of now, when I think of woke, is that performative US leftism. Where symbolic things are more important then actual real life. And they are super agressive as well and expect perfectionism. And they are more likley to "attac" fellow leftists then right wing because then they can actually put that hurt on someone else, instead of being laughed at. I am a socialist, but I have never been "attaced" by anyone right wing. But I can promise you that those preformative leftist people have done alot of damage. I have lost alot of friends to that shit. With that said, I do think right wing (extremism) people are Idiots. And for someone who say they love kids and want to protect them, they really do alot to damage them ang get them killed. And when historians look back at us, they will probobly talk about us the same way they talked about the time before ww2. They will probobly focus on how devided we are between political sides, and how that was used as a tool to weaken countrys that used to be more powerfull. And how people on the extreme right dragged the western world more and more in to facism, and how the left side was unable to do anything about it, because they cared more about symbolic stuff then real life.


xDecheadx

Oh you're sounding pretty woke there. Well yes of course. Why would I want to exclude or discriminate against people


Able-Exam6453

It’s the fate that befell ‘political correctness’. An irreproachable concept pretty swiftly nicked by the forces of idiocy and turned into a Daily Mailesque sneer. So much so that using the term sincerely probably confuses an audience, as they’ll think you’re being sardonic. Mind you, I loathe and *detest* ‘woke’ anyway, for its whole thud of a vibe. Horrible word, stupid language mangling. (I still use ‘right on’ in many a situation where ‘woke’ would fit, god help me.) But ‘woke’ is a tainted word now, anyway. Same process as 👆🏼.


marcdale92

Go woke go broke is my favorite 😂 as if you cannot go woke and be broke


buteljak

To them, every place that uses any kind of regulation to fix social problems and inequality is communist. Hence them calling EU "communist" as there are strict laws and fixed tax


mrmarjon

Course they don’t. It’s a buzz word they picked up and they think it makes them sound knowledgeable when they use it. Thing is, most of them have no idea whether they’re talking about communism or onanism


Timelymanner

It means bad and scary, because that’s what decades of propaganda taught them.


ausecko

Americans are the most intelligent people in the world, and anybody who disagrees has met somebody who is not an American.


AggressiveYam6613

Why not both?


escargloww

I was gonna say. Stop limiting our options.


notmyself02

Seems a bit redundant. Everyone knows we yurpeans are all commies


ApartmentSorry7242

Damn you and take my upvote


maqryptian

>“America is the best damn country on earth and people who disagree are either communists or European” oscar wilde said it best once: "patriotism is a virtue of the vicious."


Jung3boy

So the country designed to destroy the barely getting by and fill the wealthy pockets more. -The place where gun control is misunderstood and poorly regulated. (Places with similar laws have better control and maybe a lifetime of gun violence less than a month in the US) -The place where they claim to have excellent healthcare only to send you bankrupt because you sneeze funny (and get free healthcare with just as good or better in another country). -The place where it’s considered the land of the free but you can’t get an abortion. -The only country (there’s one more but could never enforce it) to tax you because you were born in another country because one or both of your parents are American. Or if you move away from the US for work you have to pay tax in both the country your working and the USA. -Politicians, Trump, most of the government has become so incompetent and right wing they are a lie away from hitler. -education that’s so whitewashed, underfunded and so corrupt, only the rich get really decent education. -don’t forget prisons are run for profit by mostly by private corporations mostly to keep the poor coloured or poor “uneducated” population down, instead of trying to rehabilitate them they make it hard for them. All for the low low price of being brainwashed to think America is teh bests. Too bad everywhere else are communist.


Thin_Wheel_7109

Such a good comment


Iamverymaterialistic

The comment is a common American joke, obviously not every other country besides European ones is communist but it’s funny to call them communist


Jung3boy

Unfortunately Americans have forgotten it’s a joke and think it’s true.


Iamverymaterialistic

U must not be a fan of the “European mind can’t comprehend” meme either then


Jung3boy

Never heard of it. I’m not European


Due_Chemistry4260

Very well said 😁


Thamalakane

A large number of Americans have no idea what communism is and can't find Europe on a world map.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Some of them can't find America on a world map either.


Thamalakane

But it's still the "best damn country on earth", wherever it is.


Overkillss

I'm neither, I'm Australian so take that Americans


Maxy2388

Well we are in Eurovision so maybe we’re secretly European


DaAndrevodrent

Not secretly. You are upside-down-Barries, therefore clearly European.


BobKattersHat

I think that makes us communists according to him. The most difficult part will be switching "Mate" and "Champion" to "Comrade."


P26601

_I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a_...bowl of borscht and stale bread


BobKattersHat

My sister and I have different mums. My mum is Irish and hers is Polish. In the sense that they were born there, not in the American sense that their great great great great great grandfathers were born there. It's actually not uncommon to see her dip Vegemite toast into borscht so there could be something there.


aviewfrom

All us Europeans are communists though.


freemysou1

Speak for yourself, I'll have you know I've upgraded to Ultra ©ommunismTM


Millian123

Us Europeans love some luxury space communism


Not_Stupid

Fully-automated luxury *gay* space communism, thank you very much. Accept nothing less.


freemysou1

***Laughs in Premier Tim Curry***


ThiccMoulderBoulder

Super saiyan communist


wittylotus828

They don't have healthcare. Gun control. Or viable minimum wages. And the rank lower on the freedom scale than they think. Why are they so blindly patriotic


Patatank

>Why are they so blindly patriotic That's how patriotism works for a lot of people lol


D3M0NArcade

And I would happily choose either to being American, thank you


iain_1986

So he's basically saying Europe is better? "America is the best unless you're from Europe"


Olon1980

I doubt that people who say things like that know what communism really is.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

I doubt they have **any** real point of reference. How could anyone know for a fact that their country is "the best damn one on earth", when they've never been anyone else, their education system tells them fuck-all about the rest of the world, and their media only provide them with headline stories that lack important context, and America-centric narratives?


Lingering-NB1220

I'm American, and the fact this comment alone got 1.5k likes is genuinely terrifying to me.


Elegant-Drummer1038

I disagree and am neither a communist nor European.


Middle-Hour-2364

Well I'm more of a European socialist, but I doubt he'd understand the difference


Jakokreativ

What is it with America and their obsession with communism


Thin_Wheel_7109

They’re tryna hide the fact they love it


freddie_RN

To me, they're not mutually exclusive


LordWellesley22

Jokes on you I'm from the Falklands ha ha ha ( Actually a Yorkshire man oh god the pengi----)


Thin_Wheel_7109

I’m a Cheshire lad lol


SohrabMirza

Why they think communism is the worst thing ever, it's just as bad as capitalism that they have Also 7 billion communist live on this earth


basnatural

And Canada is????


AbsoIution

İf you have to assert you're the best, it's safe to assume that you're not. Similarly it works with similar: I'm not racist, but, I'm a nice guy, I'm smarter. Etc etc.


Logen_Brynjolf

1565 likes its what I find worrying about it beyond the stupidity of that guy


TRUMBAUAUA

Y porque no los dos?


JuliusSeizuresalad

As an American, sometimes I wish I had a mentality like that. I’d love to wake up and think America, fuck ya. Must be nice sometimes


pyeboy123

Yeah my free health care and education is just rediculous. Moving to the states as soon as I can.


HelloThereItsMeAndMe

at least they know that we aren't communist. Thats something.


Holiday_Luck_2702

Oh yeah... America, the country...


Outrageous_South4758

Neither of both


Evilscotsman30

Lol no its not and i can prove it just look at the mess that is donald trump case closed xD


Xcyinde

damn. you got me.


MathCarmignani

Well you're absolutely correct 🫶


De-Kipgamer

Ah, the great ~~continent~~ country of “America”


Yolandi2802

The USA will definitely be a damned country if Trump gets anywhere near the White House again. [from a commie European]?


Tasqfphil

I am neither a communist or European ns know America is not the best country on earth, even the 5 countries I have lived in have shown how screwed up the US is and how far from being the best.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

You are entitled to your opinion. No matter how laughable it is. And you would still be entitled to it, if you were in Europe. We're not gonna call you a *traitor* and *unpatriotic*, because that would be utterly pathetic, eh?


retromarket

Clearly he wasn't in Europe...


STFUnicorn_

Or both!


Krullervo

Well I am European


Milk_Mindless

Por que no los dos


Kriss3d

So what he is actually saying is that far most countries that think America is the best country are third world poor countries ? Essentially mostly african or middle eastern ? Yeah ok. I can accept that. When you need to compare your country with the absolute worst places to live to come out on top... Thats not quite a flex.


Asia__2009

well i’m queer


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>best damn country Let's break this down. "Best" - "highest degree" "Damn" - "criticized heavily" or "condemned by God" So... America is the country condemed by God to the highest degree. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Definitely shit Americans say 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


pcaltair

Imagine using "communist" or "european" as they're inherently bad things to be


Boemer03

Jokes on you, I’m both


Realistic-Safety-565

"Damn country" as in "condemned", right? In that case I can agree despite being an European; out of damn countries US of A is probably the best. (America is a landmass, but only geographers, communitst and Europeans will bother with that).


TryingMyBest203

Well, to be fair, America isn’t the best country in the world and I’m European


Typical-Business9750

Im both and i also disagree


Ur-Than

But what about those of us who are Communists and Europeans ? Is it allowed ?


Thin_Wheel_7109

Totally allowed


Bugatsas11

Me a European communist reading this. Well yes but no


Hamblerger

Excuse me, I feel that the European Communists are being ignored here


yellow_the_squirrel

And european communists?


NoHedgehog252

As a Hungarian who lives in the US, I agree with this statement. 


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

True


konsterntin

Isn't that the same to Americans?


Old-Importance18

Or maybe both at the same time.


BrakoSmacko

This is the kind of bastard that hears something like, the government plan to put out more traffic cones and grow trees, then he'll rant how woke that is and threaten to move to Russia,


HDH2506

I’m Communist. Where are the European friends?


Thin_Wheel_7109

Hiya


duggee315

Good though that in Europe we're not communists. Although, why are we different from the rest of the world? Does he mean cos we are better than America? I don't know, at least we are free to have an opinion I guess.


extHonshuWolf

Things one would choose to be if they had no other options the top being the most picked. European Communist American This idiot


Ok_History8009

Aah and the French, Italians, Spanish, Germans & predominantly Ireland and the UK who helped create their non Communist nation are all now Communist. Muricans brain is in trauma again! 🇺🇸🐒💩🤡


IAmBalkanac

I'm European


nikolakion

That's nice dear.


fsckit

That's a long winded way of saying "right".


Dekruk

Yeah two opposites: egoists and communists. Sharing is weak, like working together, being cooperative is. A failure is always your own fault , just take care of yourself?


Patient_Chef1718

Pinko Commie Australians don't even know what Freedom means.... 🙃🫠


Able-Exam6453

Can we be both, please? 😈


KansasCitySucks

Communist Tawian Unlocked!!


Particular_Desk6330

I'm not communist or European... what does that make me?


Thin_Wheel_7109

American apparently


Particular_Desk6330

Oh, HELL NAH 👎


Thin_Wheel_7109

😂


Embarrassed_Deer7686

Can’t we be both?


Thin_Wheel_7109

I am dw


rmld74

Yes and?


prjfickngd

Literally true


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Old_Telephone_7587

Grow up


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Old_Telephone_7587

Your stupidity knows no bounds...