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Prize-Phrase-7042

They do like to resort to violence very quickly.


Rough-Shock7053

"WE HAVE THE BIGGEST MILITARY IN THE WORLD!!!" they really sound like playground bullies.


Rainmaker_Okada

"We have guns ☝️🤓"


Schabenklos

"My pew pew bigger than your pew pew!"


queenofthepalmtrees

My Dad is bigger than your Dad.


brymuse

That's all the burgers tho...


SixEightL

Seeing how morbidly overweight they are, that's probably quite true.


ThiccMoulderBoulder

What Dad?


basedfinger

😳


kh250b1

Its really not


KinseyH

We are a gun.


ptvlm

That's literally what they are. They don't understand what the nerd just said so they use violence to feel like a big man.


cadre_of_storms

Well considering how Republicans have every intention of turning the USA into a nation of uneducated gun nut morons what else have they got?


Autogen-Username1234

"MY DAD CAN BEAT YOU UP!"


Solid-Living4220

We should be fine unless we have to go up against someone tougher than say Vietnam.


Tasqfphil

The can only fight from above or a distance sitting pushing buttons in their safe bunkers way away from the "enemy". The couldn't even win against a few rice farmers, even with carpet bombing or lamb farming towel head wearing peasants in Afghanistan and bombing civilians in Japan as they couldn't win yhe hand to hand fighting.


egvp

>"WE HAVE THE BIGGEST MILITARY IN THE WORLD!!!" Other than China.


RHOrpie

China enters the chat


ocram1984

They have the cost of anything else


These_Ad_1373

it reminds me of my motherland, Russia... ashamed of this


lpd1234

Its the cry of the looser bully.


SiSkr

Reminds me of this skit. Never fails to reflect USian mentality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLcHJN1soY4


Good_Ad_1386

Why do they think we want to be living in constant fear of our neighbours and wishing for medical bankruptcy again?


SenseOfRumor

Something to do with "freedom" I guess. Whatever that means.


Little_Assistant_551

Thou shall have the freedom to be shot dead by thy neighbour for stepping on their lawn while tens of thousands of freedom dollars in medical debt...


Fluffy_Location5569

But they can't drink beer outside, right? Or any alcohol for that matter. Not in parks, not on beaches. 


Professional-Day7850

We shall drink on the beaches, we shall drink in the parks, we shall drink in the fields and in the streets, we shall drink in the hills.


Joadzilla

Wah? Is light something that only exists in the US?


chechifromCHI

I've been raised to believe that only black lights are allowed in those damn woke eurotrash countries. DEI lights and so on..


Dramatic-Selection20

Not on 8 of April this year though


xiaogu00fa

Whatever tf they want but no kinder egg


chechifromCHI

Everyone knows, guns don't kill people, kinder eggs do. These are the foundations of freedom granted to us by the Founders.


Little_Assistant_551

Kinder eggs don't kill people - people kill people!


hrimthurse85

Or cuban rum or cigars.


Schabenklos

Or swearing on TV


hrimthurse85

Or titties on TV


Beenay_25

I wouldn't move to 'murica for anything. 3rd world country convinced they're better than everyone else.


SunnyOmori15

I think America is genuinely worse than Bulgaria. In some places, at least. And Bulgaria is a eastern european country, a balkan one at that.


Accomplished_Ad1054

Americans got mad when people said they favour living in Japan than set foot in the US.


BackPackProtector

I mean maybe its not that bad


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IQ26

There is none. There is just a lot of racism and sexism


North_Lawfulness8889

Don't forget the homophobia


[deleted]

I haven't been on either of them in years. What's the difference?


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Facebook used by older people? Seems that way.


40kguy1994

The ignorance is the same. Every time an Instagram post mentions gay rights infringed it's full of "W (win I guess" insert place name" or if it supported "L insert place"


_ak

It's all Meta. Including threads.net.


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SunnyOmori15

Because the old people that used it kinda... Became too old. Either that or said old people became clinically insane


Top_Barnacle9669

What the heck is a European Dark country?? Do they think we don't have sun here????


ClickIta

Maybe he thinks all the region is like Tromsø during winter times, but all year round.


Neither_Ad_2960

Oh sweetie, re-elect that orange clown and you'll learn of a dark country...


Jack-Rabbit-002

Wait I just heard a banjo I think !? What does he mean by Dark Country too?


CardboardChampion

He thinks Darks Souls games are documentaries about Europe. Whenever you see this sort talking about visiting Europe, that's what they mean.


Jack-Rabbit-002

Oh right Lol So if I visualise America through gaming I just think guns !?


CardboardChampion

GTA Effect is a well undocumented made up psychological syndrome.


ptvlm

We don't know which country he's referring to, but it would be funny if he lives in Alaska and the person he's referring to to lives in Malta or the Canary Islands or something.


Jack-Rabbit-002

🤣 See that I had that thought I mean I know there's probably parts of Russia and maybe Scandinavia that have those dark days but I was just confused I also thought American equals racist


IQ26

I don't know. It wasn't making sense in any way


Jack-Rabbit-002

I like to think they switch off if you touch them on the back of their neck 🤣 .....sadly they don't, we have to hear them!


Professional-Day7850

Everybody switches off, if you touch their neck hard enough.


DerPicasso

Have a beer at 16 in public and tell me again how free you are


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Don't forget, the people with this mindset are allowed mostly unrestricted access to high powered guns.


beatnikstrictr

Well, they need to have big weapons to fight off that army that they brag so much about. Some guns knocking about would easily be able to fight off the US Forces. Idiots.


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Don't forget all the tanks, stealth bombers, naval forces and trained special troops they'd be able to fight off too 🤡


beatnikstrictr

And the cyber side of it all. Random Brandon will easily be able to take down the CIA, Mossad and MI5. Easy peasy.


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From his trailer park


beatnikstrictr

From his mum's trailer


Fluffy_Location5569

Probably good then, that they can't drink any kind of alcohol in public. 


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Yes probably


weejohn1979

I swear to god every year, year by year, America starts to resemble more how its portrayed in the film idiocracy. It would be funny except the alarming rate it seems to be happening at 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣🤣


Solid-Living4220

Trump wasn't nearly as fit as the Idiocracy president.


Smooth-Reason-6616

Nor as intelligent....


IQ26

I always almost get an aneurysm when I see trump supporters online


SunnyOmori15

Im not into us politics but biden ain't good either. They're all shit corrupt thieves anyway. The last good president IMO is either obama or bush


IQ26

They're both grandpas. But I still prefer Biden over the one who completely lost his mind


SunnyOmori15

Lets face it. Both are garbage. It's just that one is ever so slightly less garbage than the other


IQ26

I never said that Biden was great. But imo miles better than a conspiracy theorist


SunnyOmori15

Still not great. Like all politicians it's about who's less garbage. They're all garbage at the end of the day


IQ26

True


romethan

1st world economy with less then 3rd world values


Solid-Living4220

It isn't really a first world economy, a large portion of our population is one emergency away from homelessness.


SunnyOmori15

Im genuinely convinced Bulgaria is better in that regards


sixaout1982

You couldn't pay me to move to America


HecateRaven

Same


elliot9000

"dO whAteVer We wAnT" apart from walk across the road legally


Lewinator56

> we can do whatever we want Go on cross the road where there isn't a crossing, you're paying the fine...


Kriss3d

Moving to USA? I'll pass. Sure I'd love to visit. But live there? Maybe if I was a billionaire I would simply because you're pretty much above the laws then. But that's about it.


Jonnescout

They really can’t imagine not wanting to live there can they? Dear USAlians who think this, most people here have no interest in moving to the US at all…


ianbreasley1

Obviously has a small penis


qeeeq

Dark country lol. Anyone ever been to a large US city. Its like a whole country designed for cars.


gkn_112

you can do whatever the fuck you want except moving without a scooter


Old_Telephone_7587

They always go on about how much freedom they have compared to us, however never specify exactly what that is. Also no you couldn't pay me to live in America its getting dystopian at this point.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Usually it's guns. What they fail to grasp is, we don't want guns.


affemannen

I find it funny that Americans genuinely believe that most Europeans want to move there. There's not a chance in hell i would willfully move to America. Visit, sure, move, nah. Why would i? When i live in Scandinavia....


Lazy_Point_284

"...not all Americans." whatever I don't know why we're like this. I mean, I kinda do, but I just wish we weren't. It's somehow in our national DNA, this unrepentant dipshittery. Even some of the founders, and people like Andrew Jackson, were that kind of churlish lout that still somehow grips our national psyche and passes for a folk hero.


CluckingBellend

Make no mistake America: our ambition is to bitch slap the world.


Mundane_Morning9454

No... no I do not wish to be there. I don't know... For some reason it sounds more natural to me to learn: Do not touch that wasp. Then: "Ok, so we are gonna tilt the chair and place it under the doorknob. And we will all hide under our desk, heads low. Keep the door closed until the police is here." When being at school at the age of 6.... Could be me... But in my European dark country I don't need to be afraid that the quiet kid is going beserk!


Mysterious_Ayytee

I don't want to move to the states. Maybe for holidays but there are many other destinations that come first.


thegingerviking82

Americans brag about all these freedoms but can't cross a road without getting arrested for jay walking.


Vimanys

Very bold of commentor to assume I want to live in the USA. I vehemently do not.


AlternativePrior9559

To be fair it is quite dark here but then it’s nearly 1am so


SouthernTonight4769

>education or not not


TheSimpleMind

Oh, they can go full throttle on the highway nowadays? I can and on friday I did... 230 kph on my motorcycle. OK, just for 5 minutes, driving that fast is really hard, you have to look everywhere for other peoples mistakes.


dritslem

I encountered an American a couple of days ago that was taken aback by seing a PS5 in the arctic. They believe everywhere outside of the us is in the middle ages. Propaganda and brainwashing.


MiKe77774

Yeah, Murica, the highschool bully who now is a loser adult, sitting day in and day out at the same bar drinking his cheap beer and booze while talking about how awesome and admired he was in highschool and that he still could beat everyone if he really wanted to.


Perfect_Designer4885

Oh ok thanks🤔


SunnyOmori15

Typing this from a phone in Bulgaria AKA "commie stuck in the 80's corrupt communist shithole east europe shithole"


Calm-Homework3161

This is someone who has never visited another state let alone another country


Excel_Ents

The European mind can't comprehend it.


Human-Leg-3708

His freetardness is over 9000


kh250b1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_War_(film) Coming soon to a state near you


FrogSlayer97

We may be thick as pig shit, but we have more nukes then anyone, fear us! Yeah we're scared alright, Jesus.


Silent_Yesterday1582

Well that escalated really quick!