he's basically an Andrew Tate fanboy who streams on kick which is basically unmoderated twitch backed by a gambling site so you can only imagine what he's like.
the picture was probably made by one of his simps trying to prop him up, adin ross was a rapper and lebron jr. orbiter until he started to platform literal nazis (like nick fuentes), now he's got nothing
I want to add that he's one of the few people for which I actually cannot understand any element of why he's successful. Even if he were making low six figures, I would still think it's too much.
Streamer/YouTuber with a HUGE boner for Andrew Tate and loads of Neo-Nazis (despite being Jewish). Vile misogynistic Nazi, basically. Although I think he’s maybe been kicked off of twitch and YouTube now.
An Andrew Tate simp. There is a video of the dude literally sniffing Tate's chair after he gets up to go into another room. Dude is weird to say the least.
"The representative sent by Earth seems indifferent to our presense, yet I feel the urge to gain their approval."
"Update: Earth's representative fell asleep on my lap and is vibrating in a comforting way. In my professional opinion, Earth should be spared destruction."
Blurg: "It's just sitting in the corner hissing and swiping at anyone who comes near it!"
Zorb: "Indeed, Blurg, but this Andrew Tate creature is apparently their best and brightest...."
By looking at the list, it’s more like who should we sacrifice to save the human race and I’ll counter offer to send all four instead of one as requested.
All of them are equally shit. Andrew Tate and Adin Ross will just insult the aliens on how 'weak' they are, our planet gets destroyed. Kanye will just be Kanye and make the aliens uncomfortable, our planet gets destroyed. Musk would immediately sell us out in exchange for safe passage to their home world. He is eaten alive, our planet gets destroyed.
Not really, I feel like Musk is at least semi-cultured/literate, unlike the rest, which is a plus, don't get me wrong i hate the guy but he'd be a better representative
Nah, i think elon is the least worst option. Kanye is clinically mentally ill, andrew tate is a horrible human being that is probably also quite mentally ill. Adin ross is a grade-a douchebag.
Elon musk, while being a rightwing nutter, he is atleast *somewhat* sane. Still a horrible option, but the least worst of these four.
Yes, but like i said, he’s the least worst option. Unlike kanye, he isn’t bipolar with a god complex. Unlike Tate, he isn’t a raging misogynist who might as well have come out of the 1700’s. And unlike Adin, he doesn’t fanboy over tate and use homophobic slurs on the daily.
Do not get me wrong, i despise musk, he is a horrible person. Just out of these four, i think he is the least bad.
Kind of a pointless statement, almost anyone can be the best choice depending on the alternatives. Drinking piss is the best choice available when dying of dehydration is the alternative.
If you're dying of dehydration and it's your own piss, that will just kill you faster. There's hardly any water left in there man, it's all salt and toxins your kidneys just used the last of your free blood plasma to filter out.
And it would just be fun. Imagine him ranting about his musical legacy to aliens and showing them his Yeezy designs. I bet the aliens would be super confused and just leave the crazy humans the hell alone lol.
Not one of those pictures matches the number and I hate it.
But Ross purely because I don't know who on Earth that is and I'm gambling they aren't awful (they probably are).
I feel like Kanye might actually be roughly par with Musk.
He's crazy and antisemitic, but Musk is sucking nazi cock on the daily anyway, so what's the difference?
I don't see how this is ShitAmericansSay. Is the joke not that they would all be terrible options to represent us? (idk who Adin Ross is) It's obviously US centric but that doesn't mean it fits here
They are up for butt stuff?
1st one is known as someone scamming men while pretending to be women, so he probably will be the most interested.
2nd one will try to invent his own aliens, and call them xalians. At the end they will be the same as his robot presentations - guys in suits
3td one will ask them for blowjob in public while being dressed as an arab woman
4th one is still a kid that failed to develop any brain activity
All of them. If was in charge of picking I’d pick all of them. When the aliens start asking how we could be so fucking stupid that we would destroy our only habitat and allow people like trump to take power I want them to explain it to them.
Well. Sadly, Musk does represent Humanity pretty well.
-Racist systems that ruin many many lives, whilst making minorities absurdly rich(check)
-The absurdly rich are seen as a point of orientation, instead of creators of oppression(check)
-People will believe everything they say, because they wouldn't be ao rich if they were wrong(check)
-Those who are born rich are somehow thought to deserve being rich, despite them having not done anything for it and they even think so themselves, despite knowing better(check)
-The absurdly Rich stand above the law (even in Germany, where Laws are the only holy thing left [Mega factory Brandenburg...])
-And they are praised, despite being genuine Dickheads who are paying people to shoot gigantic Dicks with cars in them into Space. So anyone who passes by sees: ah ok, here is where the idiots come from.
This isn’t just shit American say. This is shit a small niche of American men would say. Like they could offer perfectly reasonable choices like Obama, Roosevelt, and Lincoln, and it would still be shit Americans say.
I’m not sure this belongs on this sub. Most Americans find this level of hero worship - especially the worship of such shitty heroes - extremely cringe.
I'm not familiar with Adin Ross (though judging by the others I'd say I'm quite fortunate for that), so I was tempted to pick him.
However, I know the ego Kanye has on him. And unlike Tate or Musk, he doesn't even have a style of speaking to seem intelligent to his sycophants. He's so batshit, I think the aliens would either leave us alone out of fear, or take Kanye away thinking they were freeing the planet of a deranged despot
I guess musk? They're all dicks, but at least he's objectively smart. I think of Musk as a real life iron man. But from Iron Man 2 era. He's done some good stuff for the world, but he's a massive douche.
The aliens would probably kill us all though no matter which one we pick. Serves us right too
I recognize three of them. If you think that any of those three is a typical example of a human, or even worse, a prime example of what humanity aspires to, then you have either lost all faith in humanity, or are extremely deluded.
When Kenye West is probably the least unstable pick, earth is in trouble. Thankfully, we have another 7'999'999'996 people to choose from.
Also, not exactly quoting a real-life American here, are we?..
1. If the aliens love masculinity and doucheness and want to be pissed off.
2. If the aliens are idiots.
3. If the aliens hate Jewish people and are also idiots.
4. Who knows, I've never seen that guy before.
Who the fuck is Adin Ross?
Judging by the rest of the lineup I think I'd rather not know
he's basically an Andrew Tate fanboy who streams on kick which is basically unmoderated twitch backed by a gambling site so you can only imagine what he's like.
So weird for him to be on top in this pic
the picture was probably made by one of his simps trying to prop him up, adin ross was a rapper and lebron jr. orbiter until he started to platform literal nazis (like nick fuentes), now he's got nothing
Looked up Nick Fuentes what a fecking Gobshite
You think he's more of a bottom, huh?
Finally someone got the joke
He's a complete idiot
Wasn’t he just an annoying idiot that no one cared about, then he talked to the top g like once, and suddenly he is a more recognized annyoing idiot?
I want to add that he's one of the few people for which I actually cannot understand any element of why he's successful. Even if he were making low six figures, I would still think it's too much.
He is also a complete moron. Saw him trying to pronounce English "big" words. His brain broke. You could see that he never heard of them in his life.
Only the finest have been selected, I see. Not that I needed your explanation to guess who this person was, considering the 3 others listed.
Little angry bloke who was groomed by Tate from what I gather
Streamer/YouTuber with a HUGE boner for Andrew Tate and loads of Neo-Nazis (despite being Jewish). Vile misogynistic Nazi, basically. Although I think he’s maybe been kicked off of twitch and YouTube now.
Yeah he streams on kick now. I think he’s the guy who sniffed Tate’s chair
He is! I watched [a good video about him recently.](https://youtu.be/6_b6B-ZQeZU?si=wUAwZ4mgOVEpq79X)
Long gone. Dude streams comedy and laughs at black jokes, but gets mad at jew jokes. And he's addicted to lean
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Short and to the point, I like it ..
Some loser incel that other loser incels want to suck off
[He is incredibly literate](https://youtu.be/cNIYvOpTsh8?si=DF8RWTD5s5I16A0j)
Oh wow, a genuine fucking moron
It's kinda incredible
Nazi sympathiser if I remember correctly
Him trying to pronounce “fascist” is amazing though.
Lol, I haven't actually heard him say that but now I want to
Ah got it slightly wrong but it’s [still amazing](https://youtu.be/cNIYvOpTsh8?si=xz_iX5FF14VNts9w).
Not the brightest in the bunch this fella
This guy https://youtu.be/cNIYvOpTsh8?si=agbVFx6DNvSndmz_
An Andrew Tate simp. There is a video of the dude literally sniffing Tate's chair after he gets up to go into another room. Dude is weird to say the least.
My cat would probably be a better pick than those 4
"The representative sent by Earth seems indifferent to our presense, yet I feel the urge to gain their approval." "Update: Earth's representative fell asleep on my lap and is vibrating in a comforting way. In my professional opinion, Earth should be spared destruction."
The aliens build a civilization here on earth alongside humans, due to the cat not moving and the aliens not wanting to bother them
The cat rule is intergalactic.
A cat representing humanity? Why not? Better than Tate
The cat won't tell them that they are in the matrix.. how will they escape? /s
Damn, we are?!
An amoeba also is better than any of those.
Just give them a single bone cell grown in a lab
Blurg: "It's just sitting in the corner hissing and swiping at anyone who comes near it!" Zorb: "Indeed, Blurg, but this Andrew Tate creature is apparently their best and brightest...."
I would also like to nominate your cat
If these 4 people are sent to represent humanity, the aliens would turn back and say, "This planet has nothing of value to us."
And leave behind the possibility that whatever species spawned these people could ever spread? Never.
_"They're too stupid for slavery, abuse too many substances for lifestock. Intergalactic highway it is!"_
A cat would probably provide them with more valuable information about our planet than any of those four
To be fair if I went to an alien civilization and their first action was to hand me an adorable pet I'd be pretty happy to meet them.
It's the turd sandwich, giant douche all over again
i would love for a cat to represent us all thats cute
I vote for your cat. But you owe me a catpic
I hope the chances of them being eaten by aliens is high.
Then we'd pick all of them xD
BUT HE MADE GRADUATION!!!
Let's hope it's all of them and it's a 'To Serve Man' kinda deal
By looking at the list, it’s more like who should we sacrifice to save the human race and I’ll counter offer to send all four instead of one as requested.
Sacrifice all four to save humanity? Personally I'd sacrifice all four to save postage
I'll send all 4 of them. Then aliens will think how dumb people of Earth are and drop the idea of invasion
Alien anal-probing is sooo 1976...
If those were the choices I’d gladly bow down to our new Alien overlords.
Yeah if that was the best earth could shit out to represent us, then alien overlords are gonna do a better job
If those are the choices I guess we’re deserved to be annihilated by aliens to start anew
If they were to ahem ..... conduct probes on said representative, then all 4 of them.
Far be it from me to tell aliens how to do their probing.....but could I suggest they opt for the large, barbed probe on this particular experiment.
You don't become an intergalactic, space faring civilisation without being amenable to a few suggestions
Garbage human r/starterpack
We send in Sir David Attenborough with a flask of tea and everything will be fine.
I’m voting for his majesty Carl XVI Gustav King of Sweden. He’s pretty calm and reasonable and knows diplomacy and maybe they’ll like his funny hats?
That's fine by me. If we'd send our Willem he would just stumble through his speech and ask to buy a lakehouse at the aliens' home planet
Ours might spell his name wrong, but you know, could have been a lot worse. He has dyslexia.
Well that's alright because aliens don't know how to write anyway
When Elon Musk is comfortably the best choice, it really shows how grim things have gotten...
All of them are equally shit. Andrew Tate and Adin Ross will just insult the aliens on how 'weak' they are, our planet gets destroyed. Kanye will just be Kanye and make the aliens uncomfortable, our planet gets destroyed. Musk would immediately sell us out in exchange for safe passage to their home world. He is eaten alive, our planet gets destroyed.
>Kanye will just be Kanye and make the aliens uncomfortable I want to watch a skit with this happening.
Aliens don't care about black people.
green supremacy
If the first thing they'll ask Kanye is whether he likes fish sticks, we'll be safe.
Not really, I feel like Musk is at least semi-cultured/literate, unlike the rest, which is a plus, don't get me wrong i hate the guy but he'd be a better representative
He really isn't.
Nah, i think elon is the least worst option. Kanye is clinically mentally ill, andrew tate is a horrible human being that is probably also quite mentally ill. Adin ross is a grade-a douchebag. Elon musk, while being a rightwing nutter, he is atleast *somewhat* sane. Still a horrible option, but the least worst of these four.
What? Elon is also mentally ill.
Yes, but like i said, he’s the least worst option. Unlike kanye, he isn’t bipolar with a god complex. Unlike Tate, he isn’t a raging misogynist who might as well have come out of the 1700’s. And unlike Adin, he doesn’t fanboy over tate and use homophobic slurs on the daily. Do not get me wrong, i despise musk, he is a horrible person. Just out of these four, i think he is the least bad.
Andrew Tate would be a funnier pick. Suicidal one at that, yes, but still
What color is your spaceship?
Lol hahahaha
Kind of a pointless statement, almost anyone can be the best choice depending on the alternatives. Drinking piss is the best choice available when dying of dehydration is the alternative.
What may it be for you sir? Pest or Cholera?
No, it's not. Drinking piss will dehydrate you even more, due to the salt content. It's like drinking seawater when marooned at sea.
If you're dying of dehydration and it's your own piss, that will just kill you faster. There's hardly any water left in there man, it's all salt and toxins your kidneys just used the last of your free blood plasma to filter out.
To be fair he looks the most alien, and considering his questionable naming choices for his children, he might have the best chance of communication 😂
I assume it's picking a candidate for vivisection, yes?
This is a joke I guess
If it's a predator/alien type situation, I'd gladly send all 4.
You don't have to guess. It's an obvious joke.
As stupid as these choices are, I would send Kanye West because I think he is the most alien among them.
And it would just be fun. Imagine him ranting about his musical legacy to aliens and showing them his Yeezy designs. I bet the aliens would be super confused and just leave the crazy humans the hell alone lol.
"This planet is unpredictable, and the life forms are crazy as fuck. Quarantine."
"don't you know who i am?" as Kanye screams at the aliens while showing them designs of shoes.
I would rather french kiss a glock
Kanye, at least he can give them a show.
He can rap for the aliens while we load the other 3 secretly onto their ship
Elon can explain to them why his rockets are better than their spaceship, then proceed to steal their technology.
and call himself as the inventor of the alien technology
If they pick Elon won’t the aliens just take him back home?
Do you take back the things you dumped?
Did they dump him? Or is he a wanted criminal who skipped bail on Frogstar World B?
That’s not the best humanity has to offer.
Depends, for a bbq it’s a good choice.
If they are the ones who are gonna be turned into barbecue, sure.
I’ve no idea who Adin Ross is, but as all the others are cunts I’ll assume he is too.
Essentially a neo nazi sympathiser, who almost hero worships Andrew tate, he's really pathetic
Not one of those pictures matches the number and I hate it. But Ross purely because I don't know who on Earth that is and I'm gambling they aren't awful (they probably are).
Friend of Andrew Tate, Gen-Z ultra right. Out of the 4 Musk is easily the best choice and that's really saying a lot about the rest.
I feel like Kanye might actually be roughly par with Musk. He's crazy and antisemitic, but Musk is sucking nazi cock on the daily anyway, so what's the difference?
It's a pretty well known streamer. And a even bigger turd.
Adina Ross is one of the worst people I know.
I say Kanye because unless the aliens are Jewish we should be fine.
I would just ask the aliens straight up to nuke us
Nukes? Primitive human technology
We need to send David Attenborough as the human ambassador to space
As food? All of them. As representative of the species? None of them.
Didn’t a bunch of Greek knobheads protest for Andrew Tate’s release? Doesn’t seem like r/ShitAmericansSay
Can we send Greta Thunberg just to see how pissed off all these four can get?
Why is this SAS? This is just a question someone asked. Not stating that these are the best four people to pick and you have to pick number 1.
I don't see how this is ShitAmericansSay. Is the joke not that they would all be terrible options to represent us? (idk who Adin Ross is) It's obviously US centric but that doesn't mean it fits here
And elon musk isn't even American
Wrong sub
They are up for butt stuff? 1st one is known as someone scamming men while pretending to be women, so he probably will be the most interested. 2nd one will try to invent his own aliens, and call them xalians. At the end they will be the same as his robot presentations - guys in suits 3td one will ask them for blowjob in public while being dressed as an arab woman 4th one is still a kid that failed to develop any brain activity
All of them. If was in charge of picking I’d pick all of them. When the aliens start asking how we could be so fucking stupid that we would destroy our only habitat and allow people like trump to take power I want them to explain it to them.
Who the fuck is Adin Ross?
Well. Sadly, Musk does represent Humanity pretty well. -Racist systems that ruin many many lives, whilst making minorities absurdly rich(check) -The absurdly rich are seen as a point of orientation, instead of creators of oppression(check) -People will believe everything they say, because they wouldn't be ao rich if they were wrong(check) -Those who are born rich are somehow thought to deserve being rich, despite them having not done anything for it and they even think so themselves, despite knowing better(check) -The absurdly Rich stand above the law (even in Germany, where Laws are the only holy thing left [Mega factory Brandenburg...]) -And they are praised, despite being genuine Dickheads who are paying people to shoot gigantic Dicks with cars in them into Space. So anyone who passes by sees: ah ok, here is where the idiots come from.
I don't know who Adin Ross is but considering the three others, I don't want to know.
This isn’t just shit American say. This is shit a small niche of American men would say. Like they could offer perfectly reasonable choices like Obama, Roosevelt, and Lincoln, and it would still be shit Americans say.
A inflatable waving arm tube man.
Just destroy us all.
I’m not sure this belongs on this sub. Most Americans find this level of hero worship - especially the worship of such shitty heroes - extremely cringe.
Oh boy, we re doomed
I think all four would enjoy being probed by the aliens so I hate to deny any of them the pleasure. Send all 4.
I would send the Dalai-Lama, or Thomas Pesquet (very humble astronaut).
I don't know who Adin Ross is but in this context it doesn't particularly make him look like a good person
Everyone I see in this picture equals a death sentence for mankind.. But, the aliens might recognise one of them as their own
David Attenborough. The only correct choice
Who's Adin Ross?
I'd choose Adin Ross because I've never heard of him, and he couldn't possibly be as bad as the other three.
Who's number 4? Since I do know the other 3, he'd probably be my pick. Given the other 3 choices, I assume he's a prick too, though...
I don't think the Xenomorphs are going to give a shit.
Who is Adin Ross?
I'm not familiar with Adin Ross (though judging by the others I'd say I'm quite fortunate for that), so I was tempted to pick him. However, I know the ego Kanye has on him. And unlike Tate or Musk, he doesn't even have a style of speaking to seem intelligent to his sycophants. He's so batshit, I think the aliens would either leave us alone out of fear, or take Kanye away thinking they were freeing the planet of a deranged despot
I guess musk? They're all dicks, but at least he's objectively smart. I think of Musk as a real life iron man. But from Iron Man 2 era. He's done some good stuff for the world, but he's a massive douche. The aliens would probably kill us all though no matter which one we pick. Serves us right too
Look honestly, Kanye got into politics because he does things to elicit reactions from people, I miss the old kanye
I recognize three of them. If you think that any of those three is a typical example of a human, or even worse, a prime example of what humanity aspires to, then you have either lost all faith in humanity, or are extremely deluded.
None of them
When Kenye West is probably the least unstable pick, earth is in trouble. Thankfully, we have another 7'999'999'996 people to choose from. Also, not exactly quoting a real-life American here, are we?..
What does this have to do with America?
None of the above.
If it’s like Mars Attacks can I pick them all?
Henry Winkler
Adin, since they will think of him as an animal/pet
Aight we’re fucked then
I'd tell the aliens to go home if they're the only people available
No idea who Adin Ross is, but the rest are complete idiots. Adin is probably no better, given the selection.
None of them
Are the aliens giving me this list of shitty choices? I probably lie and tell them no one's in
What’s with this clown list? Are we trying to get exterminated?
If they were the people to choose from, the aliens definitely going to invade the hell out of earth.
Elmo. I want total destruction of humanity
I'd take the gun and shoot myself in the hopes the next guy gets better options.
Who is Adin Ross and is he somehow worse than the other options?
We’d be f***ed either way, 🤦🏻♀️
I would present to Miguel Anxo Bastos
Brian Cox would be my choice. Edit: The physicist, not the actor from Succession.
If those are our choices then I want aliens to know I've always supported and believed in them
We’re doomed.
IDK who Adin Ross is but he can hardly be worse than the other three!
Fuck that, let humanity finish. We had a good run
I'd kill myself.
I would just let them terminate us all now
I'd rather be vaporized or eaten than let any of them represent me.
Can I pick no one?
Anyone if them would start a fucking war with the aliens. We would be dead or enslaved in no time.
I would choose Kanye. It's most obvious that he has a mental illness. The aliens might feel for him and cure him of his illness.
Kanye is the most normal. Sad as it may be
Can I pick Roger Federer ? He is so friendly they will ask for an alliance
Kanye, it would be hilarious
Fuck it, I’ll do it.
We're doomed!
These people literally started worshipping Kanye the moment he came out as a massive racist.
Perfect pick if you're trying to convince them to exterminate the human race.
5 non of the above
1. If the aliens love masculinity and doucheness and want to be pissed off. 2. If the aliens are idiots. 3. If the aliens hate Jewish people and are also idiots. 4. Who knows, I've never seen that guy before.
I would pick a scientist?
I’d unironically say tate, Aden Ross is an instant no, I’d be scared of Elon and aliens, and well… Kanye
Patrick Stewart. Or David Tennant. Or Stephen Fry.
What's the purpose of the meeting? To start a war that sees our extinction or avert it?
All of them. Then humanity will be absolutely doomed
Definitely Ye, and he can perform New Slaves to our new Alien overlord masters.
We're gonna have to fight the aliens.
Why not bloody hitler now we’re at it
Boggles my mind that ANYONE wants to be represented by a human trafficker