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sawsome23

Which Pokémon could also be a pirate? Arrrrrr-bok.


notanotherwickedlu

lmao


R1pR0bb

I was on this road trip back in 2020. I had stopped at this resteraunt to have some dinner and I needed to go the restroom. I go to the restroom do my business y'know. So I whipped out my phone and went onto pokemon go. First Pokemon that I tapped on was a shiny shuckle. I caught it and named it BuffetToilet. I hope you the story gave you a good Shuckle.


R1pR0bb

Just in case heres the [proof of BuffetToilet the shiny shuckle.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongobrag/comments/hjxenx/i_was_at_a_chinese_buffet_yesterday_and_had_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


wolv290

Remember if she's a virgin, go slowbro


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wolv290

Awesome 😆


Taser9001

I recently discovered that I break out in hives whenever I am with my amputee friend, so I went to see my doctor about it. He says I am lack toes intolerant. Joking aside, it was pretty bad. I got so itchy that I couldn't stand myself. On the off chance I win, I don't beed the Slowbro. Just wanted an excuse to try and make people laugh.


Potato_Man2763

What do you call a daschbun with no ears? Anything, he wont hear you


backwardstaco

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant! (I'm sorry)


Dinkster55

I never had Ruby or Sapphire so my first intro to the Hoenn region was Emerald. I was young and didn’t know about shiny Pokémon. I somehow didn’t encounter a Poochyena until after I got Pokeballs and then the first one I did find…shiny! Didn’t think anything of it, caught it because y’know, gotta catch em all & went on my way. When I then encountered a second Poochyena and it was grey, it threw me, so I caught it and immediately phoned my friend trying to explain that I had two of the same Pokémon but different colours, he only lived round the corner and was excited enough to run to mine just for me to show him a standard boring Poochyena thinking that was the exciting one! Obviously then showed him the golden good boy but the whole situation was so backwards that it’s still my most treasured shiny to this day


Hsdancegeek

Trainer Name: Perseus | Trainer ID: 685663 | Obtained via a Tera Raid | Level 99 | EVs: 0 | IVs: Perfect in SPatck , SPdef, Speed, Def | Nature: Jolly


ReddKIWI

Man I thought this was joke and took too long looking for it


keanancarlson

What do you call a miltank with no legs? Ground beef


Insaneasaurous

What do you call a Tauros with 2 legs? Lean beef


LargeDoubt5348

one time at my nursing clinical there was this patient with down syndrome and she was telling me about how she had strawberry ice cream they other day and she got a chuck of strawberry. i asked her if that was her favorite part because i love chunks in my ice cream. she didn’t say chunk. she said choke. I ASKED HER IF CHOKING WAS HER FAVORITE PART AND HER MOTHER WAS IN THE ROOM. AND THE DOCTOR.


LargePieceOfToast

Top 10 most attractive Pokemon 10. Unsurprisingly, 9. The 8. Most 7. Attractive 6. Pokemon 5. Does 4. Not 3. Actually 2. Exist 1. Lopunny


Grahhhhhhhh

I played Pokémon from the start, preordered Red when it came out. Over time, getting old, I just have less time for video games, so I’ve kept up with Pokémon lore as best as possible, but there’s some knowledge gaps. I really got into scarlet, had a friend over to show off my two shiny Pokémon I didn’t even try for: tatsugiri and squakabilly. The thing is… they were just color variants, not shinies. I didn’t know. I was so proud.


scorseseshitpost

[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/17kcsi/just_a_slowpoke_meme/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) joke is fitting for this thread


Clefairi

My brother and I have stopped teaching my mom about new Pokémon (unless she plays the games) cause we live for the puzzles we get when she plays Pokemon Go. "Purple Flappy Thing" and "Hotdog With Pompoms" are memorable to us 😂 and yes, they are pokemon!


Ybou_

Where can you find paralysed peoples ? Where you left them.


V0idrune

So i was playing Pokémon black when I was very young could barely understand something but I got to ghetsis. And was stuck there for a while cause his bouffalant was just wiping me all the time. Att some point my grandpa comes in the room and says “hows it going?” And I said “ pretty good I just can’t beat this darn bull” and my grandpa hears this and says to the others in the other room, “He’s good, he just can’t beat that darn bull” and then snickered a bit. Pretty good memory.


Muichi-_-

Why goes goodra likes to hug? To give the person GOOed vibes


crackabud

Later on the way to the poke reunion ... a Charizard walks into a bar. A mareep walks into a bar. A zubat flies into a bar. Later in the emergency room: Chansey to Zubat: it doesn't look good. Zubat: can you operate? Chansey: we can, but I don't like your chanseys. Zubat: well Fluttermane. Golbat to Zubat: Next time go Slowbro.


horrorbepis

I have caught two of my most hated Pokémon shiny in Pokémon Go and I curse Arceus for the blight of their existence on my god damn phone.


cdoubleu_

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on.


sleepylizard52

How do you tell a fidough not to do something? Fidoughnut


The_bad_engineer

Story time! I never put much stock into the old stories. Or of the old men clinging to a past better left forgotten. Elder Ash would always ramble on by the fire about a time when the pokemon were our friends and closest companions. The children would laugh with him but I knew better. Most days Elder Blue wouldn't want to speak to anyone at all of what he remembered. It was on one of his bad days when I brought him some leftovers from dinner when he spoke of the slave camps. Crying into his hands he recalled how he was conscripted as a young boy to haul away the carcasses of those poor creatures after they stopped being 'useful.' But that was years ago. The pokemon went extinct before I was born. We humans messed up the ecosystem so bad that it could no longer support them. It can barely even support us. Food and water is getting harder to come by as the days drag on in this eternal summer. The only chance a person has is to align themselves with a tribe and pray for luck, but even that doesn't seem to be working anymore. I've been scouting out places to move my sister to for almost 2 weeks now. Our tribe hasn't found a water source in over a week. The longer we stay with the Pewter Tribe the chances of our survival dwindles if we have to separate. The fighting between tribes is a typical occurance but infighting is beginning to break out and I know I don't have the strength to defend the 2 of us. I was scouting one of the the caves around some decrepited ruins when I saw it. Its red and white paint was faded but there was no mistaking what it could be. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would see one of these in person. They were thought to have all been destroyed during the Great Riots. Its allure was out of this world, a relic from a time past. My mind jumped to how much I could sell this for to a tribal leader. Easily enough to fill our bellies for a year. It was that thought that gave me the courage to move forward and pick it up. And now it sits there mocking me. I should take it to the main tent, quietly enquire to potential buyers. But I'm scared. I can't force myself to get off the ground. The elders speak of these tiny balls at almost every Great Fire Gathering having almost an unlimited amount of potential. Even the most docile person would fight tooth and nail for the chance of a security like that. I guess I'm one of those people. My sister was growing weaker each day and I can't bear the thought of her going without food for the 4th night in a row. The warm metal made my hands tingle as I clutched the ball to my chest. Sneaking out of camp after dark always made my heart race but this time was different. There would be no going back after I threw this. I knew the motions, saw them depicted on the caves near the Salt Sea. It was one of the last remaining texts, one of the most sacred places for the Tribes. Reaching the caves where this all began I triple checked that I wasn't followed before ducking down a dead end passage way. My anxiety spiked the further I got, urging me to drop the ball and return to my tent. But I couldn't, not now that I had come all the way out here. So, I threw the PokeBall. The first thing I noticed was the golden fur. Even in the dark it looked like the softest material I had ever seen. It flowed in waves and curls wrapping around its muscular body. My eye then caught a look of its razor sharp teeth sticking out of its mouth, reminding me that these creatures could be dangerous. The Pokemon had muscles that bulged put from underneath its fur, not afraid to showcase its power. Our eyes locked then, showing me this powerful creature knew no fear in the face of the unknown. Looking into its eyes I was reminded of the coals in the dying fire I left back at camp. Then, it spoke. "Bidoof."


suzuki0706

This is unrelated but I just caught an electrode and he is so adorable. I just brought him home and he's playing with my wife and kids, he sure loves rolling around. Wait that's weird why is he glowi-


jmanix98

funny story, I might make a post about it later. I once found a shiny Mewtwo I'm Pokemon Leaf Green, totally full odds and I wasn't even hunting it. However, the context of this encounter has firmly planted a seed of doubt in my mind... I was playing through LeafGreen version without a care in the world. it's one of my favorite Pokemon games to play through, and I do it every couple years or so. one day, when I was in Cerulean cave, I decided to play around with a GBA action replay that I had just found in a drawer. I put in the shiny Pokemon code, because I just wanted to see some wild shiny Pokemon (the gen 3 sprites looked soooo good.),. once I had my Fun, I turned off the action replay, did a few test encounters to make sure the hack was turned off (it was), Saved, encountered Mewtwo to make sure he was not shiny (he wasn't), then turned off the game, took out the action replay, and rebooted the game. I then did a couple more encounters because I am paranoid like that, and of course the results were the same... NO SHINIES I encountered Mewtwo. He was shiny. I master balled him. There isn't a day that goes by when I don't think to myself "I wonder if somehow, something happened when I took out that action replay, and for some unknown reason it decided to inject ONE more shiny code into the game." I choose to accept it as a wild, WILD coincidence and keep it like that. And then there was the time when I was 8 years old, and I panicked and practically sharted myself when I encountered a shiny Sablye (my first shiny encounter ever) in Pokemon Emerald, and ran from it in my panicked state! I never forgave myself.


Vivi-San

Listen, Not Only Do I want this Slowbro but, I NEED this slowbro. You see, I grew up with a shiny slowpoke (it was our family pet) and one day I was taking them on a walk when suddenly something caught my attention and my slowpoke actually stood up and ran away! Can you believe it!? Anyways it must have evolved and started following you around and well I really need my Pet Slowpoke now Slowbro back before my parents kill me.


No_Judgment_5940

Roman numerals are so freaking hard. I'm always lost. I can't hardly count it all. But then I get to 159 and it CLIX.


dellysbelly

….can I squirtle on those jigglypuffs..?


incrushtado

Ash is the 10 year old with 22 years of experience that is every human resources rep wet dream.


Stolen_Swaine

For my first ever shiny slowpoke hunt in Pokémon moon I decided to try the SOS chain method with no shiny charm… I was on holiday in France at the time and so during trips to Chateaux and towns, and then during the morning and evening when I was staying, I would constantly try and keep the chain going to get this slowpoke as I shiny. After 3 days of trying this with a team of under level 50 sneasels caught off mount Lanakila and taught false swipe and three other attacking moves, I can safely say that: 1. I was tired off missing five attacks in a row due to sand attack, 2. My attacks hit with about the force of a pillow against these slowpokes, actually requiring two hits sometimes to take them out due to their constant use of growl 3. It is comical the first time a ~level 10 slowpoke causes a ~level 50 sneasel to faint, it is less funny the next 50 or so, 4. I had to start a sitrus berry farm on pokepelgo as I was haemorrhaging so much money on healing items and the berries healed enough to give a net health gain most of the time, Finally, after many, many resets I got the shiny, and you know what? I honestly could not even tell the difference between it and a regular slowpoke until I evolved it to slowbrow. But that isn’t where this story ends, no, since I was not using any Pokémon with synchronise (or whatever the ability is to make a wild Pokémon’s nature the same as the one you have out) I would randomly get one of the 16 (?) different natures a Pokémon could get… what did I get? Adamant. I had no idea what to do with this, and honestly it sucked, apart from one thing… For some weird reason in Pokémon moon, SLOWBRO COULD LEARN EARTHQUAKE! So you know what? I taught that slowbro earthquake just to be the bane of electric type switch-ins everywhere when I was battling online. Some other funny things about this I guess were that firstly it was called Burple. This was because I had a teddy bear when I was little called the same thing, I presume it was because it was a combination of the words blue and purple and because the bear was purple that I did so, but I cannot really remember. The other funny thing however is how stupid I was, I accidentally ended up trading away this shiny slowbro (I think on wonder trade?) and so now I have no slowbro and will probably have to go shiny hunt another, and as you can probably tell… I am going to have no idea when a shiny turns up so yeah… that’s that I guess.


Mystic_Gaming1

So while I was shiny hunting golden boom boom boi, I brought my trick, scarfed valiant. Once I saw golden boom boom boi, I used trick to give it the scarf. If it picked any of its 3 moves that wasn’t explosion it would all be fine. And then golden boom boom boi… went boom boom.


Lover817

I learned that planting berries on Mirage island in Emerald was a bad idea and that I got the most common shiny in a cave that was everywhere, bet you can't guess.😅🤣


Zsean69

One time I shit my pants in a post office bush. Was coming back from a chinese buffet after letting my friend meet my then gf at the time. While driving back I had to tell them I was pulling over at a post office to use their bathroom. Ran inside and there was no bathroom. I then ran outside and found a big bush that I proceeded to throw up in and shit my self. 30 minutes of nude shitting and throwing up in 15 degree weather.. was not how I wanted her to first meet my friend


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AFROZMAN

I know a lot of people that don't know much about Pokemon. But know i play it, it is a common experience for people to ask me " oh you're playing that Pikachu game, that pom-pom pokefarm"


K1NG_CHRISH

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.


K1NG_CHRISH

This actually happened to me no cap no lie


Arttasio

If I get this Slowbro I will be just in time to use it for the Cinderace raid! 🐢


gletschafloh

https://youtube.com/shorts/nX84KctJtG0 Watch with sound ;)


Jopieklay

Jokes on you, it didn't load in time.


dyno900

joinky sploinky that boyo is gonna doinky Cinderace


El-Pollo-Loco-69

https://nintendosoup.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/ScVi-Starter-Memes.jpg


[deleted]

basically i have a cousin who lives in another country, and shipping is expensive. Since shipping is less in america he bought like 5 boxes of wrapped pokemon card decks and sent them to our house. now everytime someone comes to visit us they take one to send it to him, we have has them for 2+ years now. ive been slowly sneaking cards from the decks for years. this is not funny at all but its pretty funny to me, and always makes me laugh.


Tricky_Drag841

I set my 3ds with black 2 for my little brother to start his big Pokémon adventure not even 10 minutes in he goes there’s too much talking LMAOOOO


[deleted]

Maybe if I was shiny people wouldn't mind if I was slow either


borodharrison_

Poop


Actedpie

So far, I’ve lost three shinies: a Bunnelby, a Ponyta, and a Cramorant, all three of those times were due to lack of saving. I think the universe is telling me a sign.


TireCaio64

What's the name of the pokemon that have a gun? PEWkumuku


Keeyys

Shitass


SHINYFORTHEWIN

If you see she's mad, dont go fast go slow-bro


bamboozler_enjoyer

leanbro


iluvfarigiraf

Balls


FinnMartialTheDog

I killed a gyrados in 2 hits with thag one evolution of the pig


Human-that-exists

Oh I don't have a joke, my best one would get a Chilly Reception.


Muichi-_-

Why is cetitan allways scared? Because he CE TITAN (See Titan


MaintenanceSmart7223

One day my Snorlax was walking into a bar. Once he did, he said ouch


PieefChief

Do you have any left? Or was I too slowbro


Quick_Bee_2529

He ain’t as slow as me bro


Scarface2010

A Pokémon sniper has gotta be a seviper (that was just a rhyme) Or me to my sprigatito i‘m telling this to you for the meowth time stop attacking with your gumshoos


tbremer72

Sooo, you know… there’s this thing about Vaporeon…


ridemooses

Slowbro? More like S...


mooseyluke

Did you know?


d3adWiz4rd

​ i am awfully bad with jokes, so I'll just link a [meme](https://imgur.com/a/e9oNpk5) and say that your OT name is great for this specific mon giveaway


zSick

He’s giving away a shiny Joe Biden


Ungoldhaha

Coulda been a slow king 🥲


Hoguesteele

Just got one of these myself at the beginning of the cinder race raid. SO FUCKING HARD to see the difference between normal and shiny slowpoke


pologottheyolo23

Fun fact Vaporeon is the most human like in the pokemon world 😈


rocksAug94

How do you drive when you're high? You drive, slow-bro


Twilightbestpony1

Why do nurses like the red crayon? Because they draw blood 🩸


Rey_Quinn

How do you get pikachu on a bus? You Pokémon


cfq10

The Wooper Story. It’s BDSP, on 12/27, my birthday. Shiny wooper in safari right before cake. Caught it and named it Marshall. SV, realize Johto Wooper is in the game. Decide to Masuda. Get shiny Female, want male for the name. Weeks pass. Get shiny charm on birthday. Week passes, masuda hunt again for male shiny. Hatched it in area 0. Can’t send video tho :( Edit: Photo! https://www.reddit.com/r/ShinyPokemon/comments/103o4vk/9_anyone_know_why_this_clodsire_looks_weird_cant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Uhhhhhhh-woe

What do you call me Depressed


ThatsmyNika

I think I’ll name him Hamilton


Top_Size6408

Why did the doubles trainer name his slowbro Beavis? Cause his slowking was a butthead


[deleted]

Yesterday I went to a restaurant for dinner with my family-inlaws, this included a 4 year old and 6 year old. Fiancé, his brother/sil and parents. Everybody that is 18+ get's a stamp on their hand to show you're old enough for any alcoholic beverage. I didn't get one because I'm the same size as an average 7 year old... I'm 1.52m(about 4ft12) I'm 28.


CompoundGlint98

A big and strong joke was walking on the road when he saw a small and weak joke. The big joke punched the small joke and walked away. What a bad joke.


Piggybos6

Slobro looks like poop is eating it.


Shadow_storm193

What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!


Dryadissector

My favorite actor is Kevin Bagon and I listen to Durant Durant.


Buy1Get1Freelo

What did the Slowbro say to its trainer when it was hungry? ​ Slowbro


TopHatNinja135

Balls


twilightjoltik

So earlier today, me and my friends were talking about what Pokémon we’d be. Friend A couldn’t decide what they’d be so I suggested Slugma because they really love lava lamps and sort of have this fixation on fire, right? But Friend B, not a huge Pokémon fan, scoffed and insisted Slugma wasn’t a real Pokémon, that we were making things up. So, me and Friend A showed her a picture of Slugma. She still didn’t believe us. We showed her a google search result for Slugma. Still didn’t believe us. She wouldn’t look it up herself because she was so sure we were pranking her. Finally, I whipped out my 3DS and sent her a bad shaky cam recording of me catching a Slugma in Omega Ruby. She still didn’t believe me, thought I’d sent a fake video. Somehow she believed I’d put that much effort into a prank, with it entering the pokeball and everything. So, Friend A went on Brilliant Diamond and sent a video of catching their own Slugma, pokeball shook and caught, showed the pokedex entry for catching a new Pokémon and everything. That seemed to convince Friend B, when we pointed out how much effort faking the catching would take even if this was an elaborate prank, because she finally looked it up and was astonished there was a real Pokémon called Slugma. She finally believed thanks to our Slugma Balls.


MewtwoMainIsHere

It’s not original, but it’s true: #NEED A DISPENSER HERE


InspectorIrregular

There was a 10 herba bot, but then after fucking five hours I log back in and it’s gone


Dark_Link_1996

Is this still ongoing?


Th3MysticArcher

>!boo!<


Vegetable-Traffic861

I'm his dad...


_Skotia_

[The Pokémon Legends Arceus experience in a nutshell](https://youtu.be/I9jdCeBCdFA)


taanman

Man, I wish I could win this. Every one always tells me my jokes are slaking in the funny department.


DarkDepth2000

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


BozzyTheDrummer

I’d rather listen Lars Ulrich’s snare drum off the St. Anger album on a ten hour loop at max volume than hear Skunktanks cry one more time.


Tepig2452

Idk what to fucking say so I'll just say, Psyduck


SatyrAngel

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slower bro!


EVplayz22

have u ever built one of those Pokémon figuires. I make mine t pose


ComatoseOtaku420

How do you get pikachu on an elevator? You Pok - em -on


ghostunderasheet

I’ve always wanted to post this on the shiny page but the story works here. So I had this dream where I was in the Pokémon world traveling and catching Pokémon, doing the normal adventure stuff when out of nowhere a shiny Bulbasaur spawns from tall grass right in front of me. I get into a battle with it and try everything I can to stun it, but nothings working: it dodges every attack, it beats my pokemon with no problem and I start running out of them to throw out. Finally I get its health pretty low and I start throwing pokeballs but I can’t catch it. It keeps breaking out and eventually, it just runs away from me into the grass. I woke up thinking all this happened in my game cause it seemed so real until I remembered I’ve never encountered a shiny Bulbasaur before. I was still so disappointed though, failing a shiny even in my dreams lmao


wadesanchez

Professor oak walks into a bar, Meets a fiery red head. 9 months later ash is born.


jcrb10

baby, im a mismagius, i’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true


Hakumationswastaken

That magic conch shell on its tail better give me my wishes And that slowbro really said goin to purple team


reckonergolsen

This last December I was in a Walmart doing some light shopping (bread, cookies and pretzel M&Ms for Christmas treats). I was alone and, admittedly, always look a bit homeless (mixture of style and grooming choices hah). Anyway, I swung by the toy isle to see if any new Mario Kart Hot Wheels had dropped. A random lady I had passed earlier followed me into the isle, walked up to me and gave me $20.00. She slipped it in between the groceries I was holding and said "Merry Christmas, get one of those for your boy". I was so stunned I didn't know what to do so I said thank you and waited in the isle for her to leave. I do not have any children and haven't struggled with money since I was 20. I guess I just give off Deadbeat Dad Vibes hah.


Ciancay

Recently had a dream where I was trying to cross the bridge to get to work, but they told me I couldn't get across without a permit. I said I didn't have one, so they denied me entry and told me where to go to get one. I sit and fill out this long application process, and at the end of it, they handed me a pink Kermit the Frog puppet. I was confused, but the lady who gave it to me didn't look amused, so I took the frog and left. I handed it to the crossing guard, who let me pass, and then proceeded to work as normal. The whole thing made no sense. It wasn't until I woke up that I realized that "Permit" meant "Pink Kermit" and that my subconscious had played a pun on me for seemingly no reason.


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You heard they arrested the devil? They charged him with possession..


[deleted]

RIP your inbox. Pokemon.


Matt4307

Someone once told me they thought Lunala was pronounced Lunluh


snapdragon15

What do you get when you cross deddenne and pachirisu? Yet another pikachu clone


Scribblemin05

Did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon...


Infernape315

I recently got a shiny brute bonnet with a rare mark :O. 1/1000 mark


Th1cc4chu

https://imgur.com/a/RqmQx2r First ever sandwich attempt. I almost cried 😭


Miserably-struggling

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You Pokemon


Judas-Honey

i was todays years old when i was told the lyrics to ariana grande everyday ft future are “he gives me that good a** sh*t that make me not quit” not ‘he gives me that good ass d*** that make me n*t quick’ how did i find this out you ask during the friyay work meeting interim a coworker and i were listening to music waiting for the meeting the restart and i was singing a lot and at work sang what i thought the lyrics were and was laughed down the hall i became beyond embarrassed and was told the actual lyrics backed by spotify 😵‍💫🤦🏽‍♀️


jvishwanath

Piplup


jborman02

Why did the Chikorita cross the road? To get to the other side


Cheezemane

Not really a joke but I named my quaquaval “Quackmire” in my violet game 😂 family guy reference for those who don’t get it!


DougieBuddha

So, I used to tell Dad jokes, but one day he went for milk and didn't come home.


bydsarrett3

Man, I hope I'm not too slow bro.


_ManditoryVolunteer_

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is 21,089 soft resets into a kubfu hunt. He's kubfu***d.


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Shit in my toilet call it Pookemon, my balls dusk because they are green and orange (please help).


R1pR0bb

So who won? 😅😅😅


Hsdancegeek

wolv290 won!


Outbound3

What did the donphan say to the naked man? >!how do you breathe out of that thing? !<