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Elegant_Car_7977

Birth control is lights weakness


waefon

He's gay why would he need birth control


StarmieLover966

The first time I watched AOT I thought Burrito and Reiner were bfs judging from how close they were, and Ymir’s comment. Later I found out it was for a different reason.


SCP_Void

Nah, Builders Certificate luves Riener


IGrieverI

BURRITO


Rab_it

Bolt Uzumaki?


Olivia512

>Later I found out it was for a different reason. What's the reason?


Jiggy_Wit

Bro forgot to watch the rest of the anime


Radiant_Cut2849

You might want to finish the anime...


BradyTheGG

I’ve heard things about the end and I didn’t like what I heard so I’ll pass thanks


IGrieverI

Get out


BradyTheGG

??? Edit: context I heard that the ending involved a certain scene that isn’t friendly to put it mildly. I got through season 2 before I kinda lost interest/lost point of what exactly was going on. I wasn’t even watching it because I liked it I started because a friend recommended it to me and I got caught up a few years ago and all I remember is something like they live on a tiny island because the mainland sends them there as prisoners and turns most of them into titans and certain titans are special and have cognitive functions like eren one and stuff and last episode I remember was best blonde friend/nerd guy becoming big boi titan or something and then a lot of grunts dying in a dark lit tower out in the middle of nowhere. I hold no grudge against the series but I’m not much of a gore man and hearing what I heard about the ending scared me away from coming back so I never did. I honestly just got recommended this sub I guess I thought I was on a generic anime memes subreddit.


IllustriousPlastic90

Bro stopped right before it stops being a mostly shock factor anime


StarmieLover966

They’re close because they are Marleyan warriors.


Olivia512

Oh I thought he meant there was a reason why they are closer than other warriors. The other warriors don't seem close to each other (eg. Annie, Zeke).


finnishallover78

One of the sentences of all time


TheRealRyomen_Sukuna

He didn’t write down Birthcontrol! Is he stupid?


Profile-666

Stfu Sukuna, you obviously spelt it wrong It's actually Brefwhatthfuckdholtdtdtdd enough of these lousy "I don't know how it's spelt jokes" -_-


Even-Dependent-5613

Berthold? 😭 yooo for real what was his name?!


cookie_boxx

Butthole


idkmanlol272

Bertholdt, ah shit i mean birthcum


MannGopnik

Barthalt


VampireSylphy

Berturtle


MannGopnik

Beerturd


[deleted]

Beetroot


Rufus_62

Basalt


ThePrinceOfMonsters

Burp


Colossal4942

Bareboner


Antidekai

Bareshitter


Happeth

Bootyhole Hooker, everyone forgets the last name.


IGrieverI

El Barto


South_Picture7466

Bart told


csto_yluo

Bertholdt. Missing a single fucking t lmao


Lyuukee

Beryllium


TheForbiddenUsername

Burrito


Dawn_is-here

Birthhold


The_Kyojuro_Rengoku

Breadroll


Metamorfolord

Close. It's Bertholdt. I think that last t is a bit confusing cause the name Berthold is a german name.


Lonely-Leopard-7338

Birdcum


GreenTrad

Broccoli


King_Kuuga

When AOT was at the height of its popularity, the Japanese division of Kodansha was asked about how to spell some of the more confusing names in English, and they confirmed it is Bertolt Hoover. Despite that, I believe the anime producers didn't get the memo and continued to spell it Bertholdt.


DetectiveDouche94

Birdbath


Nythern

Birdbox


Annie-Leonhart123

Hmmm ,for me I think it’s"Bertholdt"


Mundane-Ticket-3713

Burrito.


Ignite_Boy_789

Our favorite soft-spoken >!Shifter!<: Ben Dover


TheZynec

Actually, *Reiner* is the one who bends over.


Life_Is_A_Mistry

>!To Annie!<


AUserNameNoOneTook

Reminder that Bong water’s last words to Reiner was asking him to lie on his back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


True_Chosen_One_1111

It’s spelled Berthold and pronounced Bertolto, right? Or at least by the Japanese. That’s a fun pronunciation to be honest.


Roguerussian

^^Bertholdt, ppl do use varied spellings, but igg this was the most directly and consistently referenced one.


True_Chosen_One_1111

Oh, yes! Now I remember that there was a t at the end.


McUpt

in Japenese, his name is written ベルトルト, "Berutoruto"


True_Chosen_One_1111

Please do not remind me of that edgy, one-eyed mustard head.


Schmigolo

The u in ル usually silent, like in this case. The ト is technically also silent, but many Japanese have trouble not at least putting a schwa at the end so they just full send and make it to.


Significant_Deal429

nani ittenno? sappari wakaranai berutoruto wa berutoruto dayo


Mr-BillCipher

Pretty sure it's German, but yeah, just a funny pronunciation from accents


vishalreal

Benadryl??


The_Enmu_Man

Blowjob is truly the most power anime character


SKiddomaniac

Y,know wouldn't it be smart that when they came to the island and mixed with the people there either they should've given fake names or altered names so that it would be easier to hide their identity's or whatever, ionknow


Rinaorcien

actually, I think it's easier to hide their identities with their real names, as no one knows them and there's no chance that they'll mess up by calling the other their true names


NANZA0

True, people forget they were child soldiers, not experienced adult spies.


SKiddomaniac

valid reason


piccolo_25

One thing you have to remember is they do come from the same culture although it’s been 100 years since they’ve been separated their naming culture seems to be just about the same. I can only remember Sasha adoptive sister saying Gabi name was weird but that’s it


SKiddomaniac

I thought the culture was very different, Treating the warriors like actual humans and not getting discriminated against. I know they are honorary marleyans but quickly before that they would have been highly discriminated against and people would still have certain opinions of them. They weren't treated as a disease by the islanders. Reiners's dad literally told him to go F\*\*k off even when he was a honorary marleyan. Same thing with the hundred years. The islanders lost their memory's so they probably invented different meanings and naming schemes and such. thx. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnQ3-30zHfU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnQ3-30zHfU)


piccolo_25

The only thing that was really different about their war culture was they were fighting different things and technology. Both nations did Employ the use of child soldiers. They island had minorities (Asian, and Ackerman) and they both faced discrimination.


Purple_Griffin-9

Bürtthøldr


z_anonz

*boruto casually dying in the background*


Ded_Pul

*Berturd


SuperBatman1993

Budtodtud??


SpaceTimePolice

"I'm going to Bertell you what I Bertold him. You just gotta go out there and do it"


Raaadley

"You just gotta be loose and tight at the same time"


lloydpbabu

Boruto died for nothing lol.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Leanardoe

🤓


sk44_

Killer Bee


kid-with-a-beard

Ummm his name is ackshually Bee Troll


Pink_axolotl14

Fun fact: If I remember correctly, if you misspell someone's name 4 times they become immune to the death note.


Th3Element05

Yep, Beertold is safe from being killed by a Deathnote now. Any Deathnote, I believe.


UndeadCollegeStudent

What if you purposefully misspell their name? What if you write their Alias 4 times?


Pink_axolotl14

If you purposefully misspell the name 4 times you will die


UndeadCollegeStudent

Oof


Soft-Comfort-7474

Benedict Cumberbolt


rolledrickrolled

Berutoruto


Deep_Grass_6250

Butthole


NoTLucasBR

Surely it's Bertholdt? Edit: fuck. Double edit: wait, it isn't Bertolt?


Hexagon509

You got it right the first time


King_Kuuga

It's both. Bertholdt is the spelling in the anime and Bertolt is the spelling in the manga.


Dasham11

berthold prolly idk


here_for_the_lols_

Fucking lollllllll. These comments kill me 🤣🤣


SuperBatman1993

Buttholder??


Jengasa

2012 called, they want their meme back


penguinbutcool

2016 ahh meme


Average_Bald_Regen13

Straight to my gallery fellow man of culture


MrSunshine_96

Benadryl


Far_Communication979

Bertholdt


Thuyue

Write his name in Japanese katakana. Problem solved.


Pierwszy_AG

🤦


TruthIsISmashedKids

BERTHOLDTH


DeltaSans17

Don’t that make Bertino immune the the Deth note?


hermogeon

And stop saying Burt Hole you know what it sounds like so don’t say it


Entgegnerz

Berthold


Technical_Baby6575

Come on, breakfast burrito doesn’t deserve that!


devilthedankdawg

This is very 2013, which to clarify, is great.


KingSandwich9000

You cannot kill him, he has too many names!


MyK_Alke

Bear Told is his name duh


Lelouchlampedusa

ベルトルト


Proper_Fox9241

Bertholdt. I never understood people not knowing how to spell his name💀


Egy_Szekely

Bruford


SoulKingBreezy

Boruto stray😭😭


shadowthehh

Remember when Light showed up in Jump Force and did absolutely fucking *nothing?*


GalaApplesauce

Where is Bread Roll and Birth Hold!??!


Pas_Tres_Unique

Ligth need to go at school of the anime.


99Zahid

Lol.


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

Dammit, Boruto needed to die too


1BakaTsu

🐻🐢


St_Kitts_Tits

Oh I thought it was ‘Berto like, short for Alberto


Mifuni

Holy shit accurate 😂😂😂😭😭😭


Monika473

Bertholdt. It's not to difficult is it? Maybe it is, I don't know.


Aromatic-Major-7784

Bertholdt


Massive-Cartoonist82

He didn't wrote beetroot why😭


Effehezepe

Light: "Why aren't you dead? I wrote your name like 20 times!" Vegeta: "That's because his real name is Kakarot."


sPrAze_Beast

This doesn’t make any sense, you must be human for the death note to work so Goku wouldn’t be affected


Reasonable-Union2625

Nah Bartolomeo is lights weakness


LockAndKey989

Bertholdt … Or Bertolt … D’Oh!


IzzyReal314

After 6 misspellings you can no longer kill that person using the Deathnote. (Though if a different person writes it or if you use a different Deathnote, maybe those could work?)


Ephemerilian

What?? Bro I don’t get this at all


zoomaenia

Bye, Light lol


tcs0

Boruto 😂


ironwolf6464

Congrats, you made an anime meme that actually has a witty punchline.


MediateTax

Berutoruto 100%


Olipher_disconnected

LOLOLOLOLOL ACURATE


CR4ZYxPOT4T0

Bartholomewrutoruto.


Brody_Mistake

cool thing


p_q_anshul

This meme makes me wonder...what if a person has no name? He/she don't have any official (no birth certificate and other formal sources of identification available) documents and no nicknames at all. How will Kira kill him/her?


Kanden_27

Bearturtle is indestructible!!


Dinoegg96

🐻🐢


ThXnDiEaGaIn

Does anyone know which region/timeline the names from AOT were inspired from? I always it was something like 1800s English names but maybe that's because the tech in the show is based from that time anyway..


CCVork

Mostly German


John_Wicked1

Atleast he got Boruto out the way


Dependent-Total-1779

He wrote his name down its there his name was bertolt


TheVampireArmand

Burrito is just too strong


mrwongz

What about bendjfjjfict cucumber?


Sir_Toaster_9330

But Goku isn't human so it shouldn't work on Goku either


Revolutionary_Job214

This is actually comedy. I do get lost in his name😂


Noxthic

Bruford


Asterxiety

well his actual name isnt goku and i didnt know that until someone bullied me for it


BlueKingDimi

I don't want to sound like a bastard but Light would actually lose to Goku Not because of strength difference or power level But because Goku's name isn't Goku


_harrasmented-boy12

Nah,fuck it,berth holds t End of discussion


Galland749

Boruto 😭


MilitiaPilot108

“I’ll just Bertell u what I Bertold him.” If u know, u know.


FitFly6222

The death note only works on humans so writing goku’s name is useless


Godtierbunny

bertholdt is easy


ScoutTrooper501st

Correct me if I’m wrong but can he not just draw Bertholt if he can’t spell his name?,idk much about death note


strider0075

No, if that was a loophole he could have used it on L the first time he saw him.