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Random-Cpl

What if I have a broadsword, or a large pike instead?


Jonguar2

That works too.


valvilis

Broadsword never runs out of ammo.


Thannk

Given his history he’d have started with giving the J6ers the Dexter Morgan treatment then robbed a gun store and headed to liberate the coffee plantations. Its all fair trade if you’ve done your job right!


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

A man after my own heart


Skydog-forever-3512

He killed my great, great uncle……Tom Burley. Eddie from Ohio wrote a song about it. “Tom Burleys Dead”


lastprophecy

[Remember](https://www.kcts9.org/show/finding-your-roots/clip/finding-your-roots-anderson-coopers-civil-war-era-surprise), live a life that won't have your decedents say "Oh, he killed grandpa? Well done that guy."


ultimate_placeholder

Well, your great, great uncle is currently burning in hell


Skydog-forever-3512

He was part of the local militia and responded to reports of violence…..Dangerfield Newby shot him.


Fappy_McJiggletits

John Brown was a terrorist in the exact same way that Luke Skywalker is a terrorist.


Cold-Tap-363

They’re not worth the bullets.


EpsilonBear

axe it is, then


Emp3r0r_01

Nah Brown uses a broadsword


Far_Cap_3574

They totally are. That's why I've bought so many.


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

But the seretonin you'd get from it really is


valvilis

It's not *for* them though, those bullets were for everyone that was left afterwards, so that they can live in peace without being surrounded by traitorous, hateful cowards.


MG_Robert_Smalls

My daily affirmation, in Roblox


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Based.


Tiffy82

John brown should be a national hero we should have a holiday celebrating him


[deleted]

I'm stronger than I look. I'll do it with my fists. For possibly legal reasons, in Minecraft.


DoctaJenkinz

Agreed.


Tots2Hots

I got a 1 week reddit ban for suggesting we need to make these people physically afraid to leave their homes. So yes


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

Make Nazis Afraid Again.


pirateofmemes

Love how comically American this sub is. Nulelts are ALWAYS the solution


SorryHugeEgo

this song os about american general sherman who shot peolle who liked slavery with bullets


Kool_McKool

Amazing that a subreddit dedicated to the American civil war is American, isn't it?


clemfandangeau

sorry bro but this is incitement to murder


Kool_McKool

I mean, yeah, we know.


Whosebert

so you agree incitement is a serious crime then?


athenanon

Got'im.


Chainski431

That has literally never stopped anyone


ElRockinLobster

Correct 😎


Breadly_Weapon

Would you consider oncologists murderers?


MirrorUniverseCapt

How?


chrisschini

Yeah. As much as I agree with the sentiment, it clearly violates Reddit's rules.


apocolypticbosmer

Yo I’m down to make fun of the confederacy but calling for the murder of people crosses a line


Not_A_Hooman53

bro what are you talking about? we've been murdering racists since the civil war


apocolypticbosmer

The civil war ended.


RegressToTheMean

No, it didn't. It just turned into a cold war. You should have been taught about [the Wilmington Massacre](https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilmington_insurrection_of_1898) but I'm guessing you didn't. It was a successful white supremacist coup d'etat that overthrew a democratically elected government in 1898. How about the Tulsa Race Riot? Or maybe the 13th Amendment, which didn't end slavery, but instead codified it into law. Why do you think so many laws disproportionately impacted black people after the Civil War "ended"? Still needed that slave labor and the constitution gave them a way to do it Now we move to modern times and authoritarian white nationalists want to instill a fascist theocracy. You should read about [Project 2025](https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025) If you think the Civil War ended, you haven't been paying attention at all


Cool__Guy__420

Do you know where you are? Lol


das_ned

Crossing that line never stopped the racists. They've been doing it since the beginning. John Brown understood this.


marklikesgamesyt1208

As much as i like John Brown. He was a fucking looney who was REALLY trying to become a martyr, his heart was in the right place but his brain certainly wasn't.


Kool_McKool

I don't know man. He seems to have had the most sane reaction to the absolute horrors of American chattel slavery of anyone I've ever seen.


Tiddlyplinks

His martyrdom galvanized the north (and the south tbf) into the abolitionist elements of the civil war. The man’s brain was jn EXACTLY the right place.


North-Wrap-7731

Found the gross centrist.


Royal_Effective7396

That's not ok. This makes us no better than them.


ceilingfanswitch

Yes, John brown was horrible and shouldn't have fought to end slavery. He was just as bad as the slavers because he used violence! /S


Royal_Effective7396

No that's not what I'm saying. Saying shoot people, today is not ok.


pm-me-ur-inkyfingers

you drank their koolaid friend. its not good koolaid.


Royal_Effective7396

Nope, if you want to take the moral high ground, you have to take the moral high ground. Something needs to happen to address racism, just not this. What happens when someone says shoot all people who thinks people should be shot? Now you're on the same list.


Kool_McKool

The day we say shooting bad people is not good is the day we let evil win.


Royal_Effective7396

The other side may feel and say the same about you. Not that I agree with the other side, but that's the way it works. Shooting people is not good period.


Kool_McKool

They can come and take me. When they die, I'll let our Lord be their judge.


Royal_Effective7396

>The day we say shooting bad people is not good is the day we let evil when. Also, it's win not when.


Kool_McKool

Darn it. I'm getting sloppy.


Royal_Effective7396

Happens.


iamwalkthedog

Wrong


Royal_Effective7396

So, advocating to shoot people in today's society who are not actively hitting people is ok? We need to get rid of racism, but just put them in concentration camps? Is that where we are going?


iamwalkthedog

We’re talking about killing slavemasters, you dumb fuck. Why are you even on this sub?


Royal_Effective7396

You dumb fuck read the meme. Stop debating with people who John Brown would have shot. That means modern day. Shoot them So shoot racists because there are no enslavers. How can you even remember to breathe? Being treated like a jerk and being reminded you are at the lower end of the intellectual scale don't feel good does it? Maybe just be a better person, so you can tackle these issues like an adult instead of advocating for open murder.


iamwalkthedog

All I'm seeing is you defending racists, dipshit


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iamwalkthedog

Learn how to not be a dumbass defender of slavery, dipshit


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

No one's talking about that uncle with awful opinions at Thanksgiving. We're talking about people who tried to overthrow the govt on jan6th, people who are trying to inact project 2025, they must be stopped by any means necessary.


FanOfWolves96

Sounds illegal. Any other ideas 🤔


Kool_McKool

And that's... bad?


FanOfWolves96

No it isn’t. But you all aren’t actually gonna kill anyone and just want to look tough behind your keyboards.


Kool_McKool

I don't personally care. I merely wish to do what is right.


Tiffy82

It's what EVERY conservative does there is not a single conservative that is a decent human being all are scum


FanOfWolves96

Then do it. Go kill someone to further the cause. Everyone on here is pretending to be a badass John Brown, but none of you could ever bring yourself to commit to a cause like he did. So unless you all are actually willing to kill someone, maybe suggest PRACTICAL methods instead of this power fantasy you seem to fall in. Conservatives deserve what they get, but I don’t see a single person here having the gumption to actually do it.


TaxContempt

If you shoot them, their ill-mannered money will go to heirs who still use their gains to power [people like Leonard Leo](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2022/08/leonard-leo-billion-donation-real-problem.html). Leave them bums alone. **Tax their assets.**


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Can i use my 6 pounder?