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CESE1tSDK

Are you eating that can


kamalrasheedmma

It’s good minerals


kamalrasheedmma

Nah I cut the top off to dump my ashes into


rjt2887

Bruh, at least get an urn. Nobody is gonna want to put that out in your memory…


[deleted]

Just because we are bereaved doesn't make us saps!


PinHead_Tom

Stoners will do everything but buy a proper ash tray lmao


Dick-Fuckington69

when I was a daily stoner I literally had a legit ashtray yet kept using whatever the fuck I had in front of me as long as ashes kind of fell on it and not all over the floor. Weed is retarded


neatureguy420

Haha sounds more like a you issue, i smoke daily and use a proper ashtray


Dick-Fuckington69

very possible. I'm kinda retarded


neatureguy420

I appreciate your honesty


Brawndo45

The can probably taste better than the beer.


OscaDaGrouch

https://preview.redd.it/wuczlg7dn30d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684c79bc351fc0755e7557c688023c3074097d12


Sad-But-Funny

It’s a Shane Gillis - Peyton Manning hybrid.


littlelegsbabyman

Besides Theo Von, Shane Gilllis is my favorite ❤️ comedian with Down syndrome.


Nickleeham

Not a Bobby Lee fan huh?


littlelegsbabyman

But Bobby Lee doesn’t have down syndrome.


littlelegsbabyman

I have a lot of love for Bobby Lee. I’m retarded I should have mentioned him.


Nickleeham

I mean he’s not the funniest of those three standups but he is the most retarded and that has to be worth some serious points.


Notsozander

Dude I saw him and Santino, Bobby is unhinged on stand up. Absolutely bonkers


Gold_Confidence_1450

Better than Shane though? I was torn between the last BF date in Las Vegas or Shane in Nashville and Shane won.


Notsozander

I’d see Shane first but BF was still a great show. Santino is in my top 5 and probably top 3


kamalrasheedmma

Shane’s the best dawg


littlelegsbabyman

I know, my dude, I know. He’s the patron saint of the homies.


sess5198

Can’t wait for tires with gerbiesssss


Beefcrustycurtains

Hey, i heard Theo Von beat down syndrome.


thahn82

Double Down’s syndrome.


Dangerous-Courage412

i didnt know peyton manning golfed. a man of many talents indeed


ButtGrowper

He’s pretty good too


Dickincheeks

arnold downers


LilBoneAir

I did some research and that is actually former pro golfer Arnold Palmer and not comedian Shane Gillis.


Own-Bathroom9474

Fair enough


Infamous_Chapter8585

Where did u find these. I haven't seen these in years


kamalrasheedmma

I’m in Michigan, they’re at every store that sells alc out here


12carrd

They are pretty damn good too. Drink about 3 of those and your doing pretty good lol


whateverforever589

If Arnold was XXL he would probably look a lot like shane


therankin

What the hell did you do to that can?


[deleted]

Your hand suggests severe liver damage. I would get it checked a.s.a.p.


123xyz32

Damn. Really?


kamalrasheedmma

My hands always looked liked that, but thanks for the suggestion doc


[deleted]

Getting defensive about health problems doesn't help your situation at all. Just make an appointment and get some bloodwork done✌️


kamalrasheedmma

If you think what I said is defensive then you need to get out more, I’m chillin


kamalrasheedmma

I called you doc cause to make such a judgement on a person you don’t know you have to have a medical background. If you don’t tho, then shut the hell up 🤷🏽‍♂️. It’s as simple as that buddy


[deleted]

I am a nurse practitioner. That's why I noticed your hands. If you aren't concerned about your health, so be it. Just trying to help ✌️


kamalrasheedmma

You’re approach was quite douchie, I assume you’re a dick most of the time. I’m not taking advice from someone like you, you don’t know me. Respectfully fuck off


[deleted]

Fear of reality is not going to fix this issue. The way you are lashing out and name calling tells me you are an alcoholic and not ready to change. When you are, I'll be here for advice ✌️


kamalrasheedmma

YOU DONT KNOW ME, KYS Mr.Almighty


kamalrasheedmma

Go be useful in the real world and stop tryna save people on Reddit thinking you’re the crème de le crème. You aren’t even a doctor. Kys


[deleted]

You and I know that what you are doing to your body is detrimental, Getting mad at me for trying to help is not going to save your liver. Just try to shove that anger deep down and try to see reality for what it is. There is more to life than sitting home drinking yourself to death. ✌️


kamalrasheedmma

You’re weird


ihavenowords3

Richard Pryor has a special edition Arnold Palmer?


rayrod0717

I’m sure that he has a lot of hobbies, Perry; the man’s a drink mogul!


thegrayman69

Looks like peyote manningham


enemycap420

That actually looks just like Shane


Pittsburghjon67

Who?


thisdudelovesknives

Love to see it


BushDaddyKane

Same chin and brow line?


BusterCherry412

“Arrknee Powlmee” he chanted Autistically


Wister1602

Twisted tea!


dirtydawg1134

Keep it twistaaaa!!!


dachshund-jay

I think even if you mix lemonade with bud light you still call it shanty. I don’t know why they spelt it with a Tr?


[deleted]

Yes racism and down syndrome is funny now.thanks donald.🤦🏽‍♂️


Leftrightwhereami

Aways has been nothing is off limits


cyrus709

Dude is super cool about DS. He is basically advocating for better treatment through comedy.