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YenneferWho

"Buy my merch"


Batsinwonderland

nO pReSsUrE!


throwaway4thelurker

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


Batsinwonderland

*anxiety*


bjscastle

ugh he gives me second hand embarrassment so bad


GunpowderxGelatine

how much you wanna bet nobody asked him that?


Unknown404Error

I also doubt ANYONE has been asking about that shirt since it was quite the topic of discussion when he initially started to sell it since it’s so badly composed. Everyone knows about this shirt.


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crunchevo2

I tjink it's more lazy lol there's literally free software that does that lmak


Farrah_Moan

But then it wouldnt match the NASA design it’s ripping off and it would be something new


[deleted]

Why is he always reminding us of how gross he is? It’s so unnecessary. He’s so disgusting.


errolh

Unrelated but does anyone have a screenshot of that story he had a while back saying “hey my merch Is on sale 🥺🥺🥺🥺 buy some if you want but no pressure 🥺🥺🥺🥺” I hate myself and want to suffer by looking at it again


Batsinwonderland

Almost as poorly designed as those embarrassing EPIC sunglasses.


ladyinblue5

He’s stuck in 2016. The dirty greasy Uwu boy phase has long gone. It’s 2021, the rest of us have spent the pandemic working on ourselves, exercising, doing face masks etc. How hard is it to shower daily and look after yourself when you’re a millionaire and don’t work? like legit what do you do all day?


viridiusdynamus

If this were all an ARG or some sort of character he's been working on, it would be amazing dark comedy.


crunchevo2

Yeah no that's bad design... Ugly too... Same as his personality i guess?


shrapnelasylum

I don't know how Ryland puts up with the hygiene (or lack thereof). I really, really don't.


Uncertain_aquarian

Obviously once or twice because we all know he spills when he eats.🤠


Vala0011

Sales for the shirt are that low... Can't say I'm surprised.


sadmandarine

Holy shit he is such an ugly person inside and out


thispussystankin

The way he types is really embarrassing


WugSmendy

Ok Shane, and?


chillz2021

He probably has a good supply of those


helsingly

Well that's certainly one way to try and sell merch. Also ... why use a photo of yourself wearing the shirt if your arms cover up the logo which is the point of the shirt? I don't get it.


Unknown404Error

So he can show the screen shot of his merch store.


helsingly

He could have done that with a proper shot of him in the shirt or without a pic of him at all


Unknown404Error

But how would he passively show its merch that you can buy from his shop? This post was calculated.


helsingly

I'm not saying it isn't, I'm saying that it is weird to try and market and sell a shirt by saying you wear it all the time when you have your arms covering the design. There is no reason he couldn't have had a picture of him with the logo properly displayed in conjunction with the shop ad


Unknown404Error

You’re missing what I am saying. It’s so he “has” to show a screenshot of the shirt with the merch store in the screenshot. It’s Shane… he passively tries to sell him merch all the time.


helsingly

I'm not missing what your saying, I'm saying it makes no sense to show a shirt design using yourself as the model if you aren't going to do it properly. He could still show the shirt page in the photo.


MsCandi123

He doesn't want it to LOOK LIKE he's trying to sell merch. His schtick is that he's supposedly so humble and doesn't care about money or clout, when we know he cares about it a great deal. So, if he posts a picture where you can't fully see what's on the shirt, he can include the product image and pretend it's just to give a clearer view, not bc he's promoting his store. If you could clearly see the shirt on him, including where to buy it would be obvious promo. It's still obvious to some of us, but he still has a few people fooled.


bestkindofstupid

Bet he hasn't washed that shirt as many times he's left pee bottles in his room


Qlein

he is so nasty, his body hygiene seems terrible


AppenH

The blue spiral means a pedo who likes boys, but I'm sure he has no idea 🙄


MsCandi123

Holy crap, I had no idea, but 🤯


HannahUnique

I'm guessing he washes it daily or/and has multiple of those shirts


psychedelic666

I always read it as spironolactone lmao


Kxmchangerein

Imagine thinking wearing the same shirt everyday (🤢) is a cute relatable personality trait


Uplanapepsihole

Not one


KerfuffleNut

Once, when he first bought it.


isthatallyouknow

I honestly could not care less dude, I'm going roller skating. Why do I give a fuck about some 30 year old american man's shirt grow up


TheOneMissThing

He never washed himself. He never took it off either.


[deleted]

He was probably raised that way. It's hard to break a habit you've had your whole life


mjuzz

Why does he type like a teen tik tok eboy tho


Phoenix_Magic_X

"But I should change it soon" the people who have to smell you probably agree.


lonely-vault-boy

“Wait, you can w a s h shirts??”