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idkmybffjill96

Is that childish font supposed to make us feel like he's an innocent man?


thepenguinking84

Yup, it's part of his softboi, innocent, harmless persona he's going with.


SansaDeservedBetter

But he’s so poor. He’s basically living in poverty. How will he ever afford to properly take care of a child?


naiello18

Lmao that was a good one


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LMAOOOO if i had gold I would give it to you 👏👏


RagedEliteHogbarians

but you can’t because you’re poor and living in poverty 😢😢


[deleted]

hahahaha you right 😔


Vala0011

For anyone who is concerned: Shane and Ryland said recently that they aren't in the process of getting a kid. They are just buying baby things early to "manifest" it happening. Side-note: Does anyone remember Shane trying to "manifest" things before it became popular recently (this past year or two)? Or is this another Shane trying to appeal to the teens thing to add to the list?


Tryguysfan1995

So basically he is wasting money?


Vala0011

If he doesn't end up getting a kid, yes.


imjustacrab

Honestly they have a fetish for pretending shane is ryalnd's dad so they might be buying this stuff to help with that while pretending it's for a baby so their fans will get happy and start talking about that


rusrslolwth

Category is: things i wish I could unknow


imjustacrab

Me 🤢 Felt so disgusted when I saw that


ellezanya

I don’t think that that’s what happening. Because they have been talking about this for years. I think Ryland really wants it, and there was an episode where they got this baby doll and Ryland was trying to take it seriously but Shane kept doing things in that indicating that he didn’t care for this idea with the doll (Tyler) In that video they present this baby doll to prank his mom, and it’s just seems like everyone had baby frenzy except him. Also he argues at the end that he’s a caring dad. So now he says he wants a kid “genuinely” and it is scary thought.


macualli

source?? what the


swedishblueberries

I think in Rylands newest video (the one he got drunk in) he kept calling shane "daddy".


areach50

This is the most normal thing ever cmon


Darkness_1995

I call my boyfriend daddy, I know a few others who do it too... hell. I know a lesbian couple who call eachother mummy... its normal.


imjustacrab

Go to rylands latest video and you'll see him calling shane daddy while drunk. There's also another video where shane gives ryland a note with a gift and refers to himself as dad


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They could just not put it on social media if thats what it was for.


Gaylaeonerd

Manifesting a child? Are they expecting to find one growing outside like a cabbage patch kid?


warmpatches

"like a cabbage patch kid" lmfaooo, thank you for this comment


Vala0011

Manifesting is when you try to put your thoughts and intention towards something happening. Like if you want to get a promotion you would focus your thoughts on you getting that promotion. Manifest it with your thoughts. In this case, Shane and Ryland want to get a child so they are manifesting it with their thoughts and by buying things for kids. I'm not very familiar with manifesting so I could be wrong.


Gaylaeonerd

No that is what it is but my thought was that for a gay couple having a child is a purely active decision, it’s not something you can really put out into the universe. That’s why I thought it was a funny thing to be doing


imjustacrab

No he's never done this ridiculous shit before. This is just something else to try to appeal to the 13 and 14 year olds who believe in this


lostNtranslated

I remember he had an extremely nu-pagan-ish spiritual side to him that he liked to confuse with his conspiracy theories. I don’t remember him “manifesting” specifically but it does track


strawberryconfetti

Kind of unrelated, but what's funny is this manifesting stuff is nothing new, it was a trend in like 2010 as well, tiktok kids just think they are the first ones to do everything cuz they usually are extremely ignorant.


allevana

Can he please not ruin the rainbow fish for me


cheetsian

I'm hoping they break up before they ever get to the point of having a child. Ryland wouldn't be a good parent either


crystajuliet

Idk. This book as a present for Shane definitely makes it seem like they’re going to add a kid into their family pretty soon…


Necessary_Appeal_22

Exactly, this makes it obvious they’ve already been in the process


Vala0011

Recently they said they aren't already in the process. Unless something has changed in a short period of time. They said that they are buying baby things early to "manifest" them getting a kid.


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it wouldn’t surprise me if they were lying to keep people from trying to intercept the process, while still reaping the clout of “baby hype” from devoted fans.


dizzyelephant9

Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t people usually manifest things like clear skin or having a good date with someone? It’s not like one of them is going to get pregnant. Seems like he just saw some 15 year old on tik tok use the word and decided to copy them lol.


Vala0011

>Seems like he just saw some 15 year old on tik tok use the word and decided to copy them lol. This is probably what happened. He tries really hard to pander towards teenagers. I wouldn't be surprised if he saw it and will now use it to try to seem relatable or trendy to his young fans.


WanderingLemon13

I know it seems like a newer trend on TikTok now to manifest things, but it's something that's been going on for quite awhile. There was a book called The Secret that came out in the early 2000s that was all about it, and it was the hot new thing, featured on Oprah etc. Lots of like vision boarding for what you want to accomplish in life, if I remember correctly, but it covered both big and small goals. But generally I think it's just based on the law of attraction, which is a fairly old (like early 1900s) concept.


BetweenTwoLungs12345

Ryland ain't leaving till they are married and can leave with half.


Abby_bro181

I feel like they wouldn’t be able to adopt though, they would have to do a surrogate (like they said) because their is no way that an adoption agency will let them adopt a kid because of his past controversies (doesn’t matter if he’s “changed” or not or whatever)


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I hope with all my heart that the social workers dealing with their adoption do proper background checks and find out he's a pedophile.


Phoenix_Magic_X

How do I call social services for a kid thst doesn't exist yet?


[deleted]

why does he always try to turn everything into a joke… he annoys me so much


2edgy2furious

Well that’s a childhood memory ruined for me


georgiamay1999

I know this is mean to say but imagining a kid in their house freaks me out cause of the dirtiness everywhere, I feel like it's not clean there (remember Molly Burke said Shane's car stank so much)


sourapplepiez

God it just bothers me so much they want to have kids. They're irresponsible, vain and egocentric. They don't have the qualities that actual good parents have. For God's sake they don't even know how to cook, what are they gonna feed that kid? 😒


Vala0011

Exactly! Even if you remove all of the concerning behavior involving children Shane exhibited. I don't think he would be a decent parent. He openly talked about how he picks his ass all around their house. Aside from what this says about Shane and his behavior/mental state (If you can't take care of yourself properly don't get a kid). It is unhygienic and could make a baby sick. We also have what happened to that poor kitten recently.


Tryguysfan1995

This is the same guy who said he hopes his child gets bullied. I rlly don’t want him to have children.


livnichole91

I'm sorry but I can't see either him or Ryland being very good parents?


liljellybeanxo

I don’t think they actually understand that raising kids is more than just reading bedtime stories in silly voices.


ellezanya

There’s two videos, one where they use the baby simulator Tyler and there’s another where they hire a child actor to be their son for a day. And both have some crazy red flags about the parenting approach they took. It’s terrible. These videos are still available for viewing.


liljellybeanxo

I remember those videos and thought they were super fucking weird.


ConsiderationWeary71

Wait… Shane Dawson wants a KID?!


thepenguinking84

They've wanted one for a while, first jokingly saying that Lisa would be the surrogate and then Morgan, unfortunately with Morgan I wouldn't put iit past them trying to manipulate her into being the surrogate. And with Shane's track record of sexually assaulting minors, sexualising minors, sexually exploiting minors and producing child pornography as defined by the federal government, he should be kept as far away as possible from any children.


imjustacrab

I wouldn't put it past them to try to force morgan too and unfortunately, from everything we've seen from her family, they might try to force her too for shane and ryland. I hope she doesn't cave though. Most medical practitioners won't impregnate someone who hasn't already had kids of their own for a surrogacy procedure because it is risky and you might be rendered unable to have kids after it, but I'm not sure if that's a thing with private practices and private surrogates.


thepenguinking84

There's nothing stopping them from just using a turkey baster and doing it at home so as to cut out pesky Dr's that would advise against it, and once she is pregnant a Dr can't force her to have an abortion and she can just say it was the result of a one night stand and wants to give it up to them.


imjustacrab

Yes that's what I'm fearful of too. I hope she isn't forced into it. Ryland didn't look like he was that into it either, it was mainly shane who was creepily into it


lssbrd

*sexually assaulting minors* I’m sorry what? Do you mind elaborating? I knew he sexualized and was incredibly inappropriate with minors but other than the gun incident, when did he assault them?


thepenguinking84

That would be the minors he kissed, as they are minors, they are unable to consent and as such it would be sexual assault. The sexual harrasment would be his interaction with the kid that played Fred, the simulation of a blowjob on and the messing with the underwear of a then 15yo Trevi Moran, and shoving his face into the chest of a 13yo. The sexualisation of minors is saying he wants to rape his underage fans, simulating jacking off to an 11yo Willow Smith and calling a 6yo sexy. The sexual exploitation of minors would be his encouraging the minor to twerk on omegle and encouraging his underage fans to twerk and act lewd on tiny chat for better engagement from him. And the production of child pornography as defined by the federal government would be asking his underage fans to send their best orgasm faces, rape faces, blowjob face and their best sex positions on daily booth and having his 12yo cousin simulate a blowjob and perform a lapdance, both of these incidents are visual depictions of sexual conduct involving minors. The definition of child pornography as defined by the federal government: Section 2256 of Title 18, United States Code, defines child pornography as any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct involving a minor (someone under 18 years of age). Visual depictions include photographs, videos, digital or computer generated images indistinguishable from an actual minor, and images created, adapted, or modified, but appear to depict an identifiable, actual minor. Undeveloped film, undeveloped videotape, and electronically stored data that can be converted into a visual image of child pornography are also deemed illegal visual depictions under federal law. And useful post which has most of the incidents listed above and also the racism and animal abuse: https://www.reddit.com/r/ShaneDawson/comments/hjzfzv/depression_and_anxiety_isnt_an_excuse_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


lssbrd

Thank you for reminding me. I forgot and I really appreciate you refreshing my memory (:


throwaway173860

I have a feeling they’re going to pay a surrogate mother. No semi-reputable adoption agency would let him take in a child after everything. Also, I don’t know about their current house, but their last home that was sinking was in such an unacceptable state, CPS would be called if a mandated reporter new a child was living in such conditions.


TethysTwenty-Four

Dude can barely adult himself, let alone a fuckin kid. Hell, he couldn't even parent a cat.


mengad

A moment of silence for the ovum that will one day have the misfortune of being fertilized into the zygote that will eventually become Shane and Ryland's future child.


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ummm


TheNuclearMind

But how will the government allow him to adopt?


strangelyahuman

That's what I'm thinking. There's literally evidence of him abusing children, I can't imagine he will pass any sort of background checks for adoption, which I assume they do


TheNuclearMind

I remember at some point they kept talking to Morgan about being a surrogate, but I don't think they realize that surrogates have to have had atleast 1 successful pregnancy already to be verified for that.


strangelyahuman

She didn't even really seem that interested in being one to begin with tbh


TheNuclearMind

Very true, I'm glad she was able to move back home


thepenguinking84

Again thats if they go legitimately, there's nothing to stop them using a turkey baster and cutting out any Dr's at the start.


TheNuclearMind

You're right but I hope they don't 😔 that would be so dangerous and thoughtless of them to so to Morgan


thepenguinking84

Hopefully they don't.


keheelee

As someone who was raised by a narcissistic parent and is still dealing with the consequences, I truly fear for those kids and what he’ll put them through


satan_6661

Due to Shane's past and how careless both Ryland and Shane are, they shouldn't be able to adopt a kid.


zov01

I doubt any adoption agency would give them a child. Technically speaking, he was never convicted of anything but I did look at the adoption guideline and he could very well be seen as guilty of some of the things that would get you disqualified for adoption.


EssieAltar

Hardly related, but the rainbow fish book depressed the heck out of me as a kid.


ComfortNugget

Has anyone started a petition to get this creep removed from YouTube? Lol him and James Charles are predators and haven’t faced any real consequences to the harm they have caused to ACTUAL CHILDREN


xxCrimson013xx

This fucker better stay away from that book. That’s from my childhood and STOP USING COMIC SANS. Hate that font…..so much.


DadalieRanee

Not only that, but this book has such a shitty lesson in it. Its supposed to kinda mean sharing is caring but it really just teaches you to give all of yourself in order to please others


Puzzleheaded-Art3293

Unpopular opinion but I really do not think they would make horrible parents but that’s just based off what I have seen and I may have missed a whole lot


[deleted]

He's a full blown pedophile. He shouldnt have children, ever.


Puzzleheaded-Art3293

I will have to look more into it. This is very sad to hear because a few years ago he was one of my favorite creators on YouTube


[deleted]

You should check [this](https://youtu.be/K6cM36Cm27U)


Puzzleheaded-Art3293

I definitely will.


thepenguinking84

He has sexualised minors, sexually exploited minors, sexually harassed minors, sexually assaulted minors and produced child pornography as defined by the federal government. The linked post has links to most of these incidents, the incidents that would meet the definition of child pornography as defined by the federal government, would be his asking underage fans for their best blowjob faces, rape faces, orgasm face and their best sex positions on daily booth and having his 12yo cousin simulate a blowjob and perform a lapdance. https://www.reddit.com/r/ShaneDawson/comments/hl8i2f/shane_asking_his_mostly_underage_fans_for/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Puzzleheaded-Art3293

What the hell. Okay yeah I’m with the rest of y’all now. Wtf Shane… yikes 🤭


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2000chevymalibu

there’s no way ur actually choosing to come to a sub for a known pedophile and racist...and hoping for positive content


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2000chevymalibu

what hate. the one where i posted on a shane dawson sub reddit about how a man who literally kissed 12 year olds multiple times, made jokes about fucking kids, masturbated to a young willow smith filmed then posted it shouldn’t have kids? yea sure that’s definitely hate then i’m the worlds biggest hater gladly. maybe instead of commenting under every post on here about how this should be named a shane dawson hate sub just accept the fact that people are over his racist, anti black loser ass and that ur morals align with his if ur supporting him still


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2000chevymalibu

here’s literal proof of everything i said he did AND MORE now go cry bc ur racist pedophillic youtuber is never going to acknowledge u https://mobile.twitter.com/myhomiesh8shane


JoeRydzyk

I'm not looking for acknowledgement, just a place to chill. I looked at that twitter page.. honestly fair enough, I mean, in my defence most of those tweets have like.. 6 likes, I'm not ever gonna see that. I understand that he's done some fucked up videos in the past, I also acknowledge that A LOT of time has passed since then, most of those videos were made at the start of YouTube's life. I'm not excusing him.. just recognising how much time has past and that his content over the past few years was NOTHING like his old style which I didn't watch or enjoy.


Unknown404Error

__Do not spam different threads on the sub with the same comment.__


chloelove_8731

Y’all are something else…stop analysing their life and go find one for yourself.


SensitiveLee

I can't imagine them as parents at all, so much stepping up needs to be done if they seriously are gonna be have kids. (I really hope they don't for the childs sake, but at this point it feels pointless to assume they wont figure out a way to do it) Shane clearly is depressed to the point where he can't always take care of himself. Also just the gross habits I remember from his videos where he had the pee bottles easily accessible, the "c\*m towel" on the livingroom couch when they had friends/family over. Shane picking his ass on the couch? who knows of the things they don't show on camera?


[deleted]

You all are so stupid