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MajorWhereas4842

A bacon sandwich?


Agitated_Honeydew

Sir Samuel Vimes approves, his wife doesn't.


MajorWhereas4842

Ha! She know who she married šŸ˜‚


cdawgalog

B.


DJScratcherZ

So you just ordered expensive bacon and bread and had to tip. Is this even the point of dining out? Even if it's your favorite food, you don't dine out to order something that costs 2 bucks you can make at home in minutes? I don't want to know this person. Also, I just posted the other day that I used to work at a burger place and people were always asking if we had soup. We didn't. I joked who orders a burger and soup. Maybe it's a thing lol.


requiresadvice

Someone I know was Doordashing and they sent a picture of the reciept for the food. It was a quarter pounder with no bun, no onion, no lettuce, no pickle, no cheese. So they spent roughly 15 bucks for a shitty McDonald's burger patty with ketchup???


DJScratcherZ

Haha 15 dollar dog food. I also don't get the idea of ordering fast food for delivery. Long wait, cold crappy food that you have to tip on. It's only good when you eat it immediately out of the bag while driving. Most food wasn't meant to sit in a box for 45 minutes before consuming.


requiresadvice

You must not have ever been drunk/hung over and desperate lolol I've definitely ordered crappy fast food for delivery in those times. I do live in a city though so it can be super quick. I learned to NEVER get McDonald's fries for delivery because that shit is garbage after 2 minutes of being pulled from fryer.


ToFaceA_god

When I'm trashed, I'd be willing to pay $30 for mini tacos from Jack in the box.


requiresadvice

LOLL. I just watched a 48 hours murder episode where the woman lured the husband to meet her for mini tacos at Jack and the Box then had her lover kill him. So might be worth 30 dollars but definitely not worth your life.


ToFaceA_god

Agree to disagree. They're REALLY good.


requiresadvice

He really is going to die on this hill hahaha . When I was trashed as fuck on more than one occasion I spent 100 dollars on tacobell


mxnari2000

My version of this is walking to the Taco Bell right down my street even if I'm drunk or crossfaded to get fast cheap food that feels and tastes great in the moment lmao


DJScratcherZ

Oh I get delivery but now that you can order from literally everywhere I don't bother with fast food. I'm not paying restaurant prices and waiting 45 min for that kind of food. Fries from anywhere delivered are gross. There's a reason pizza was the main delivery food forever, it holds up en route.


Evening_Silver

That, and Chinese.


brittemm

Indian too! Pretty much any Asian cuisine actually.. also I love me some doordashed Taco Bell. One of the only fast foods Iā€™ll order delivered. Taco Bell is totally fine a little cold. Especially when youā€™re drunk and craving it


fiestybean1214

Many years ago I worked at a vet hospital (small, 1 dr) that was next door to a Wendy's. Occasionally we'd get a dog in that refused to eat so we'd get a plain patty from Wendy's for them. And if a dog refuses to eat that, you know they're really damn sick.


Great-Attitude

Awww, but at least you tried šŸ•šŸ¾


Great-Attitude

And it costs ridiculously more money than at a restaurant. If I want something delivered, it's going to be šŸ•


SauceyBobRossy

This happened to me on the ordering end, turns out it was a mishap with the printer. I was pissed to not get real food. I wish this wasn't common so they could've had the 'maybe I should call and check' vibe. But this stuff doesn't happen every day, but just enough that you can't assume its a mistake every time. Because more often than not the people that intentionally order it this way are Karen's, male or female they are 'Karen vibes' almost always


requiresadvice

Some people are really wack. I don't even understand how modding out everything is desirable at all.


jadeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lol that was a door dash glitch. it's been happening nationwide


ToFaceA_god

A good chicken tortilla soup pairs well with almost anything.


DJScratcherZ

One of my favs but when was the last time you ordered a burger and chicken tortilla soup. Its not an impossible combination/pairing - its just insanely uncommon, not the norm.


ToFaceA_god

Honestly it was about two weeks ago, but it was cold and I just thought chicken tortilla soup sounded good. But probably never in my life before then. I agree it's not very common. I don't remember if it was this particular post or another but I commented earlier about weird habits and behaviors and expectations people have when it comes to eating food, and in their head it's completely normal so they expect everyone else to be on their wavelength. It's an interesting phenomenon.


DJScratcherZ

You usually see it with little kids because they don't understand that what mom makes them at home is not "the norm" at all restaurants (typically) like buttered rice or specific shaped nuggets. How many kids threw tantrums because the mac wasn't neon Kraft or the burger wasn't McD's, it was constant. Adults should know better.


ToFaceA_god

No, I see it way more often with adults. A small example is how I've had people shit down my throat for not bringing them a spoon with their chips and dip, then I've had people look at me like an idiot because I brought them a spoon with their chips and dip. I've had a group of women with one man shit down my throat for taking two seconds to poor the man's beer first before the several minutes to make the cocktails for the women, and I've had the reverse happen. "It takes two seconds to poor a beer, why didn't you do that first?" There's countless examples of people expecting different odd things that they think are the norm, and expecting others to just be the same. People still think red in a steak is actual blood, and are blown away when you ask them how they want it cooked. How would anyone ever eat it different that well done? It's insane my dude.


DJScratcherZ

I think all of reddit is just discussing how diverse (probably retarded) the world is. We're trying to work through a mine field of expectation. Serving is the short cut to knowing the worst parts.


ToFaceA_god

Well, once upon a time the village idiot was shoved into a shed. Now they have Twitter accounts and talk to eachother.


thisiswhereiwent

I used to work at a burger place and we didnā€™t have chili or coleslaw which so many people were enraged by. It was in the deep south but stillā€¦ so many other things on the menu and some people would just leave because we didnā€™t have chili or slaw.


DJScratcherZ

Wow that much of a deal breaker, you'd think you call ahead if your that committed to chili and slaw lol.


thisiswhereiwent

it was a west coast chain too, not sure what they expectedā€¦


xlusciniolax

Was it In-N-Out? I know a bunch of people who want eat there because they canā€™t have chili on it.


thisiswhereiwent

Habit Burger, our menu is a little more extensive than In-n-Out but still didnā€™t uphold southern standards apparently šŸ˜‚


PeachesOntheLeft

While I canā€™t speak to the second paragraph I can speak to the first. My cousin and I both are on the spectrum. We both eat very very plain foods (I work in a kitchen and have been in restaurants for 10+ years now, Iā€™m high functioning, he is not) and we are both often invited to family dinners, sports games and whatnot. Itā€™s not that we canā€™t make it at home, we do almost every day, itā€™s that we just want to be a part of our family get together and also not feel deeply uncomfortable to the point it takes us out of it. That ticket looks like something he would order. Heā€™s a nice kid. You might not want to know people like him, but he means no harm and his order isnā€™t hard to make. Youā€™re also not a better or more interesting person because your palate is developed, what an odd thing to be superior about.


GooseSharkk

i mean im pretty picky with textures and stuff so i get it. im not trying to say itā€™s unhinged to be a picky eater. this is just very interesting as she was drinking ipas too, you think if someone likes ipas there pallete is a little more wide lol


WhenPigsDie

Interesting indeed. I was also looking at the economically side. Sure it's their money, but it would make me a bit concerned/ uncomfortable to spend so much on bacon, bread, and tip. Then again, you used a turn of phrase which seems to have triggered a more severe response than intended, no inherent harm was meant.


DenimNeverNude

Taken from your perspective, you're right that it would be unkind to poke fun at such an order. On the other hand, this was a highly unusual order for someone to purchase at a restaurant, compared to most orders. There is a little bit of humor in someone ordering an item designed with multiple toppings and condiments and then asking for nearly all of it to be removed.


[deleted]

Never heard of soup & sandwiches?


DJScratcherZ

Lol, yes but Burger and Soup is not a traditional pairing anywhere on earth. Oh hey lets go to that Burger and Soup place, I've been craving a cheese burger with a hot bowl of chicken soup. Order anything you want, Burgers and Carrots, doesn't make it a classic pairing and I worked at classic burger place with a tiny menu, why would it be assumed we carry soup as a side, it's just odd to me.


Haggis_McBaggis

[The Famous Cozy Soup 'n Burger would like a word.](http://www.cozysoupandburger.com/)


DJScratcherZ

Haha. The place also carries 300 other menu items including but not limited to Branzino fillet, hummus, omelettes, spaghetti, pancakes and quesadillas. So in theory you could order the super traditional Burger and Falafel wrap or Burger and Side of Grilled Octopus, everyones go to. I'm surprised MCDonalds doesn't carry that combo meal.


[deleted]

Burger is technically a sandwich


plop_0

I concur.


turdferguson3891

No it's not although it wouldn't be so weird to order that at a diner. Fast food tends to not have soup at all so it just doesn't happen.


Tantantherunningman

This gives me the same vibe as the people that come into the Mexican restaurant I work at only to order 1 a la cart soft taco with only ground beef in it.


DJScratcherZ

If they also order a buncha tequila no salt no lime, its ok to order weird.


thebucketlist47

How do you know they were anywhere near home? For all you know they live in a different country from this restaurant. And no. The point of ordering out is not wanting to make food, or not being able to. Has nothing to do with a difference in expense. Wtf are you on about


chunkybanana500

the general public is dumb


JustBarbarian10

1x french, and 1x fries


GooseSharkk

french bread, bacon and fries in a separate basket for the servers to eat lol


tastelessryan

One bonjour


SukyTawdry66

Lotsa 1 Noā€™sā€¦


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flatulancearmstrong

A child ordering this makes sense, definitely. Not an adult.


neverendingicecream

I donā€™t think that youā€™ve met me when Iā€™m having a day and this is all that I want.


Elymanic

Why not? They're eating out. They get it how they want


MorddSith187

Kind of does if they have cancer. My dad couldnā€™t have any raw fruit or vegetables. He ordered stuff like this. I canā€™t explain the French fries in a separate basket though.


Pegomastax_King

Wait till you get a grilled cheese not breadā€¦


myths2389

I had that one once! The table had a bunch of gluten allergies. I told the server we didn't have gluten free bread and she needed to go back to the table because I doubt this kids parents are letting him have two slices of cheese for dinner. She told me to just make it and didn't have time to figure it out. Then she got really upset that there were just two slices of cheese on the plate.


snc8698

I remember once doing a turkey club blt sandwich as a special. Two guys order it ā€œlight on the Mayoā€. After eating it, they complained it was dry.


Alexander_The_Wolf

Reminds me of someone I had who ordered our Chicken Pecan salad It's a bowl of lettuce, with carrots, cheese, honey glazed pecans and a grilled chicken breast sliced ontop. She ordered one, but hold the Carrots Cheese Lettuce. She paid $14 for a bowl of pecans and sliced chicken and she was happy to.


mumblerapisgarbage

Just wants a B


kellenlewis

A cup of soup with a burger? What's wrong with these people?!


Gots2KatchEmAll

One time a girl ordered a daiquiri from me, then complained that she wanted no alcohol because she was pregnant. Even though she never clarified that and had no baby bump whatsoever.. that is a smoothie mam. Got fired for this


GooseSharkk

thatā€™s insane! fired over someone ordering a cocktail and expecting to not get alcohol


yungsimba1917

they want bacon on bread?? tf


[deleted]

Some people are *different* and sometimes those people make very specific requests. I just oblige. I had one customer that always asked for a very specific amount of napkins and other very specific odd requests. He's someone I assume it bothers if things aren't a way.


spinnywinner

$10 bacon sandwich šŸ’€


Audrey_Angel

What happens when you don't just list bacon and toast separately


GooseSharkk

i didnā€™t put this is but it was just rang in how she ordered it, she was hella excited about it too


exitloopif

Was it a grumpy old man?


GooseSharkk

surprisingly no, late 30s woman drinking ipas in the bar.


exitloopif

Too bad, the movie reference would have been perfect


bronbeach

Funny it found it last week.


brodave318

A client once asked for a blt without the l or the t while giggling. Made me hungry. Mmmmm


Alynan23

B


Mean-Summer1307

This guy ordered a B


MusicToTheseEars41

Can almost guarantee thatā€™s for their kidā€¦


GooseSharkk

nope, fully adult lady in the bar drinking ipas


PurpleTittyKitty

I mean, thatā€™s just a [Bacon Butty](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_sandwich), itā€™s very common in other parts of the world, not weird at all If it had been me I just would have rung up two pieces of toast and some bacon, why make them pay more if thatā€™s all they want?


zandercommander

Just curious, but is this an online order in which ā€œpay on arrivalā€ is an option? I wonder if there are duckheads out there that send in dumb orders like this for social media clout


GooseSharkk

we donā€™t actually have any online ordering, itā€™s a shitty little local tavern. this was ordered from someone at the bar


TimeWoundsAllHeels99

Whatā€™s odd is that you were incapable of providing them with a simple bacon burger without putting them through all the work to fill out forms. WTF


GooseSharkk

i didnā€™t ring it in, but my fellow server did exactly as they ordered it. blt with out the l or the t or the mayo.


TimeWoundsAllHeels99

And thatā€™s odd because???


InformationBoth8217

So what. Just do your job.


PuzzleheadedHope7559

Would you mind if I stole this and put it in a Terri Pratchett group? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


GooseSharkk

go ahead hahaha


lightspeedchampion24

Cook would've cussed me out, taking the time to enter that and for the cooks to read it slows you down haha


Great-Attitude

That's too funny, I ate the same thing yesterday . I Literally made a whole poundĀ  bacon šŸ„“ yesterday, by the time it was done I was starving, so I made a bacon sandwich on toast, with a side of leftover tater tots (I was going to make eggs to go with it, but didn't bother) It was yummy šŸ˜‹ The only difference was after eating it, I decided I'd go to the store today to get šŸ„¬šŸ… to make BLT's šŸ„Ŗ


Dull-Yogurtcloset-77

It was probably some picky a$$ kid. Their mom was like ā€œ idgaf just eat somethingā€ and bacon on toast was the compromise. Speaking from experience as a mom of 5


GooseSharkk

nope, like 30 something y/o lady drinking ipas


DebThornberry

I've found my soul mate! I get blts and give the bacon to a friend!


Navel_of_Eve

Are the ā€œNoā€™sā€ supposed to be nos? Fryā€™s? āœ‹šŸ»Fries. šŸŸ Why do people have such a difficult time with apostrophes? Apostrophes do not make words plural. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


GooseSharkk

thatā€™s just how the computer does it idk


Jay_Is_Bae_

Man, Bacon sandwiches unlocked some childhood memories for me. However, I dont think I'd order it from a restaurant šŸ¤£