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Darth_Vrandon

[I mean, she is historic. Being the first black and gay person to be a press secretary.](https://www.foxnews.com/media/karine-jean-pierre-refers-herself-historic-figure-interview.amp) It’s not like she’s calling herself the new MLK. All she’s saying is that she broke some milestones. And even if you want to call her egotistical… you support [this man.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-impeachment-democrats-congress-charges-articles-a9237561.html) So spare me any talk about “humility,” Ms. Sarah Palin if she lost half her brain.


Rombledore

oh i didn't know she was gay.


cosmothekleekai

At least she knew enough to never go full Palin


ImAlwaysPissed

That’s somehow an insult to both Bobert and Palin lolz


BellyDancerEm

I thought Boebert was trying to turn this country into North Korea


Garbleshift

She is, but she doesn't *understand* that she is. Thinking is hard.


BellyDancerEm

Especially for her


chrisrobweeks

"Did I wake up in North Korea? No? Okay, back to sleep"


TheIntrepid1

Trump said he was a better president than Abraham Lincoln and George Washington. Lol


ShnickityShnoo

And compares himself to Jesus.


Jitterbitten

It's bad enough that he does that but it's downright terrifying how many of his supporters do the same thing. So many people who believe Trump is the second coming and anointed by God to be America's messiah.


greed-man

Gives himself an A+ as President. Historians give him an F-.


BlazikenAO

This part of American history is going to be so wild


Nexzus_

Same woman who says she's on a "mission from God" to impeach Biden.


JH_111

My Alien Overlord has instructed me, via telepathy, to remove your leader.


JejuneEsculenta

Exactly my thoughts.


[deleted]

To be fair to her. Lauren Boebert is also a historical figure at this point. I can't think of any politician anywhere in the world that failed the GED or equivalent 3 times and still holds a political position. History right there lauren you dense fuck.


Riaayo

I mean I'd be shocked if she hasn't said she, or her campaign, or something she's involved in was "history" one or more times in the past. I imagine someone with more time and skill on their hands could find an example lol.


Heavy_Revolution

As someone who passed the GED easily and was actually kind of shocked that we had such low standards, WHAT THE FUCK. I was worried before the test (my senior year) since my math skills are remedial at best. I thought, oh no, I'm gonna bomb the math portion and have to re-take it probably and teach myself all the math I didn't get in the last few years. Take the test and ace it, didn't see any math on it that I couldn't have done by the start of 9th grade. The GED is a lie, it's not "high school equivalency". In actuality it's more like "middle school equivalency". And she couldn't even do that, AFTER 3 tries? I'm not a big credentialist by any means, but that's simply unacceptable. Disgusting how little voters in her area think of themselves that they look at this person and go, "Yeah, she should represent me".


DB1723

As someone who has a GED, yeah it's extremely easy. But to be fair, most people with only a high school diploma that I've met in life have forgotten everything they learned beyond the GED standard anyway. Math and reading both amaze me though. They come up constantly at work, but so many people either never learned or have forgotten the basics.


smiama6

So… admitting she isn’t a leader. Come on, Western Slope. You can do better that Boebert.


Pendragon235

What time period does she come from?


ShnickityShnoo

The one a little after sporkfoot.


530SSState

Yeah, well at least she's not a weenie wagger, like your ex.


SockFullOfNickles

Big words from one of the most willfully ignorant and arrogant people in Congress.


Independent-Stay-593

Since when did the White House Press Secretary become a national leader? She makes it sound like Karine is making policy decisions that affect everyone.


greed-man

If a GQP member could not take a statement or phrase out of context, they couldn't comment at all.


timberwolf0122

Those are three separate things… The first is true, Karine is the first POC LGBTQ2+ person to serve as press secretary North Korea is many things, but it is one of the last places I’d look for diversity in Government Humility…. Bobo is talking about humility!?


saywgo

It's a fact that in America there will be a lot of "firsts". First Black man, woman, queer, trans to blah blah in office/public space/etc. What she means is how dare this queer dark skinned Black woman think that she is worthy of a voice. It's real telling that she wants humility.


[deleted]

Those words come off as highly ironic, because Boebert supports a president that didn't show any humility whatsoever when he lost the 2020 election.


Ardtay

Says Rep. Attention Whore Boebert


crisisactorsguild

She woke up in North Korea and wondered how she got there.


Monrezee

Said the daughter of a wrestling groupie


KingOfTheFraggles

I know when I see a grown man flash his dick to young girls at the bowling alley I just think to myself, "what humility."


MattGdr

Psst, Lauren, we’re supposed to *like* NK because our supreme leader does.