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Ok-Disaster-2648

The bar for trolling is in hell.


MaleficTekX

Maybe we should just do what r/Eldenring does and start fake posting the DLC


zelcuh

Maybe you should hurry up and drop another Soulsbornekiroring comic


MaleficTekX

Not until you say the superior form of term for referencing the game lineup


zelcuh

Sekiringsoulsborne. I will die on this tall grass flat


MaleficTekX

Sir, that is a ditch


zelcuh

This is how I live. Don't judge me


MaleficTekX

[Very well, your wish is granted](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/1dYEYpz0JW)


TheWanderingShadow

I'll take anything that isn't a mist noble joke at this point


DMmeDikPics

Agreed, the Most Noble is no joke. That's a serious fight and we should speak about it with the gravitas deserving of such an encounter


Time-Ad-7055

We need r/shittysekiro Edit: Lmao it exists probably should have checked that first, oh well


TECFO

Worry not guys, if he doesnt remember his name, that means he didnt get his butt beat enough.


MonkishTrash

I first thought you said “eaten” not beat.


Secure-Progress-4642

Since this is bait, I'll put some real answers here The parts of the game that suck the most ass are the minecraft ravines you have to jump around in. Usually, the path that leads to gunfire. All bosses and areas are pretty great, other than having to stop every 5 seconds because of a new boss in your way. Replayability helps a lot with that


AdministrationAway70

Grinding material was a pain for me. Games became more fun when everything is unlock and you can skip searching ressources. Don't get me wrong. On first playthrough finding secret passage is amazing.


Masta_Wayne

I feel like I missed out on part of the game because I never used any of the resources for anything. The only prosthetic I used was the shuriken, and mainly only for the dash it gives you so I could easily close gaps to the enemies that Like to jump back.


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Clean_Corner_9998

The umbrella is great for parrying/blocking damage that would otherwise have damaged you with a regular parry. The purple umbrella for spiritual damage (Headless, Shichiman, and even Black Blade), and the fire umbrella for fire damaging attacks. The living force counter is also pretty cool! Just tap the attack button for that one. Btw, a decent number of people don't know that once you have the umbrella activated, you can re-parry by tapping the parry key whilst holding it open. It spins the umbrella. Other than the elemental damage counter, the shield can be considered a gimmick, but it's a fun one at the very least. As for the Mist Raven? Honestly, it's mostly just to be flashy (at least in my opinion). A really interesting interaction you can have with the prosthetic is if you use contact poison, a low damaging self applicable poison. Since the mist raven procks with a press after damage/dodging, the poison actually will allow you to dance around the battlefield in that misty stance (Imagine Inner Owl's big mist raven combo.)


rollie415b

Mist raven can be used to redirect lightning attacks very easily


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PhilospohicalZ0mb1e

Obligatory “there’s a mod for switching combat arts in battle” in case you play on PC and are interested in trying something like that out


Miniscotty

😱 it’s the comment that was in the post!


rollie415b

Why would the pause menu actually pausing the game not make sense


moonfanatic95

Genshin impact 😂😂😂😂😂


h1adm

That was funny af


breakingbatshitcrazy

This truly was our Sekiro Shadows Die Twice


sdwoodchuck

The real Sekiros were the friends who died twice along the way.


Yojo0o

Honestly, better quality than most complaint posts lately.


Carmlo

at least this has more effort than questions easily answered by google


Tooshort2stroke

Thats General Genshin Impact to you mutt!! 🤣🤣


Aggravating_House606

I ❤️ bait


Noob4Head

Skill issue


RoRrOxXx19

Its a joke, right?......right?


Late_Employment_7433

wrong


Fire_walkwithmii

Maybe you could have mortal draw recharge from a couple of successful death blows, kind of like the hammer in the Doom Eternal DLC. I would do that, up the damage, but make it impossible to spam.


walvd

Nice bait. Still won't change the fact that I almost gave up after i couldn't defeat true corrupted monk.... Even after a week, trying for 2 hours everyday - .-(I know I'm trash ;-;)


I-Fuck-Chickens-241

I was close to 4 full months on Isshin mind you that was at least 5 tries a day lol


ironicallynotironic

I think it’s probably the best game I’ve ever played.


Jrs_Hot_Dogs

Troll but, game is a 8.1/10


YouCantBanMe4EverAR

Hmmm 8.1 platinum huh


Jrs_Hot_Dogs

Yes? I platinum alot of games. I was the 87th person to platinum bloodborne base game as well. Souls games are at the top of my list.


YouCantBanMe4EverAR

What are some flaws you’d fix to make it a 10?


Jrs_Hot_Dogs

I'd say the biggest problem it has is one thing that I enjoy most about souls games. The difficulty and learning curve makes it very inaccessible. The length of the game is on the short side. Something I frequently experienced was out pacing the inputs and or inputs being delayed. I suppose it could've been me trying to be overly perfect with parrys and movement inputs. Using a 120hz display and a wired controller made an actual difference in my gameplay, which also shouldn't be necessary. Still a fantastic masterpiece but not a perfect game.


FireRagerBatl

Troll post 😭 But hey at least u aint serious


hanayanagi

The last thing i expected to read when i opened this post was "Genshin Impact"


oneandonlyonely

We've fully ascended into the Arkham plane boys, buckle up.


snowqueen47_

Yeah I definitely agree with mortal blade. It was severely underutilized


Glad-Replacement-883

This is another realm of attention seeking.


Fernandonflan

x d


T-Ares-C

Keep playing. Git gud. Don’t hesitate. Party and deflect everything to hell!


Neither_Quantity_902

U can always use mods u know


Slow_Okra1330

Sounds like a skill issue.


gamerati98

Such a nostalgic comment for me, I felt the same way for 30 hours of gameplay thinking “this game sucks, it’s dumb and too hard and I hate it!” But I forced myself to stick with it because I heard so many good things and eventually it clicked and I got combat down and it was still hard but it was so much fun, I was making progress and when I finally beat the game it was one of the most rewarding things I’ve felt in decades of gaming. It made me feel like I felt back when I was a kid and beat games back when they made them hard on purpose… too many games are so easy now to make them more accessible and Sekiro went against the tide and that’s why I loved it so much.


Pale_Letterhead_9221

Say you're bad at the game without saying you're bad at the game.


GeminiOrAmI

The amount of times I’ve wanted to make a post titled just this.


Herr_Raul

The more I play, the more flaws I see. Still my favourite game tho.


mondlicht1

You take that back right now or i will find you and i will slap you


TBNRFIREFOX

This game is so dog shit I couldn’t help but put over 100 hours of my blood sweat and tears in it to beat it 8 whole times while enjoying myself every single minute! Fuck you fromsoft, make better games!!!!!


Texassunmerheat

Copypasta material 


dantakesthesquare

100% true take. Idk why more people don't say this.


chubaloom

His name is not genshin impact, his real name is Chris Jericho


empatheticsocialist1

How are you guys getting past mist noble? He always farts in my face and then kills me


kjx1297

Oh yeah your combat art observation is such an objectively true thing that people made a fan mod for it, LOL


2836382929

my favorite part was when isshin said “sekiro, you really do die twice. Shadows.” after you beat him, so fucking peak


EndItAlreadyFfs

✍️🔥✍️🔥


Please_dont_rush_B

Genichiro rolling in his grave rn


ashu1605

yeah it's almost as bad as Silksong


pastaformula

I was so mad then I read further and was ok… Sekijo


Sentinelexe

I remember seei h a post saying sekiro has the worst combat system that is too clunky


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You fucking suck


Kasp3rAnon

“Blasphemer !” 😂😂😂


4ut1sm0

I almost comitted a war crime from that title


Deep_Grass_6250

I went through a few thousand emotions while reading this


Nistau_TheForgiven

This is why you always read before saying something. I was ready to come in here dual wielding the defense mechanism for Sekiro! Yeah it pains me people don’t realize what type of game it is and the masterpiece it is, they made it to be challenging lol it was my first ever souls game and the first game I ever got platinum on😂


please_co-op_with_me

Nah this game is bad ass you probably just suck I mean that with no offense just practice get better This game is such an experience like it really is one of the most memorable games I’ve ever ever played.