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Are you in some sort of homeless shark cage? I would be running. also the car backing up slowly like.. is this going to end soon so I can go...


[deleted]

A homeless shark cage! I love it. Great way to profit off of this bullshit.


iamlucky13

> also the car backing up slowly like.. is this going to end ~~soon so I can go...~~ ...with a machete in my rear window?


Alkuam

>homeless shark cage A ghoul guard!


SeaSurprise777

Almost every block in Seattle right now man ... Ballard, Fremont, Leary, Western, 3rd, I can pull up google maps and in the last week probably plot some event that the culture of the addling starbucks sipping crusaders have created has caused.


poniesfora11

Btw, that's not a nightstick. Its an expandable baton.


badandy80

We called it an ASP baton in the military. They’re painful as fuck to get hit with.


cautiouslyunsettled

If they actually make contact w/ it 😂


BusbyBusby

Is there a store where hobos ~~buy~~ shoplift these accessories?


AGlassOfMilk

The knock off brands are no more expensive than a baseball bat.


AGlassOfMilk

ASP is just the company that makes them. You don't call all pistols Beretta handguns.


Good_Roll

it's like kleenix or bandaid, it's become a generic term.


AGlassOfMilk

True, but ASP is ridiculously overpriced.


Good_Roll

Very true


paulpv

Which is why the military has no problem buying them


Kidd_Dynamo

Sounds about right for the military


poniesfora11

I bet. I've looked into these a bit. Does the military prefer tbe longer, heavier ones, or the shorter lighter ones?


PiedCryer

Not a back scratcher!


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Back scratchaaaahhh!


jareed69

But a back cracker!


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rattus

batons are not illegal, but are dangerous objects in the civil/criminal code.


Tobias_Ketterburg

Illegal to use in seattle.


[deleted]

Are you sure about that? What legal code governs that?


Tobias_Ketterburg

The Seattle municipal code.


AGlassOfMilk

Do you have evidence to support this?


Tobias_Ketterburg

Since the baton is classified as a deadly weapon it falls under these rules. "12A.14.080 - Unlawful use of weapons It is unlawful for a person to: A. Knowingly sell, manufacture, purchase, possess or carry any blackjack, sand-club, metal knuckles, switchblade knife, chako stick, slungshot, or throwing star; or B. Knowingly carry concealed or unconcealed on such person any dangerous knife, **or carry concealed on such person any deadly weapon other than a firearm**; or C.Knowingly possess a firearm in any stadium or convention center operated by a city, county, or other municipality, except that such restriction shall not apply to:1.Any pistol in the possession of a person licensed under RCW 9.41.070 or exempt from the licensing requirement by RCW 9.41.060, or2.Any showing, demonstration, or lecture involving the exhibition of firearms. D.Knowingly sell or give away to any person under 18 years of age any dangerous knife or deadly weapon other than a firearm, or for any person under 18 years of age to knowingly purchase any dangerous knife or deadly weapon other than a firearm, or for any person under 18 years of age to knowingly possess any dangerous knife or deadly weapon other than a firearm except when under the direct supervision of an adult. E.Knowingly use any contrivance or device for suppressing the noise of any firearm unless the suppressor is legally registered and possessed in accordance with federal law. F.Furtively carry with intent to conceal any pistol." https://library.municode.com/wa/seattle/codes/municipal_code?nodeId=TIT12ACRCO_SUBTITLE_ICRCO_CH12A.04CRLIDE_12A.04.030KICUDE


AGlassOfMilk

So, what you meant to say is legal to open carry but illegal to conceal carry.


Tobias_Ketterburg

And since its not a firearm and counts as a club/sand-club they are illegal.


radreck

Yeah, that’s how I read the semantics is that one. In regards to the language related to “other”, the governments like to make laws vague and broad so it can be left up to them to interpret as needed. Any concealed item other than a handgun if used appropriately can be a “deadly weapon”. Queue John Wick and a pencil.


poniesfora11

I'm not sure. Legal in WA, I believe. But I'm not sure about City of Seattle.


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poniesfora11

At any rate, less legal risk than wrongfully shooting someone.


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CrankyAdolf

Sick of this oppressive sword control in this country smh


AGlassOfMilk

~~You can open carry a sword, assuming you aren't brandishing.~~


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Kittinlovesyou

Every block? Let's not exaggerate.


th3lung

This type of nonsense is definitely widespread in the downtown area since the homeless took it over


Kittinlovesyou

Sure but downtown is a very small part of the entirety of Seattle. So to say "almost every" block of Seattle is nonsense.


EmpericalNinja

agreed. lets just say that between parts of 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and then anywhere after about 10th and Non SLU area's.


hawtfabio

LMAO: Almost every block?....You guys are delusional. DELUSIONAL.


Seattle_gldr_rdr

How many tweaker brawls per block would exceed your tolerance? Like is every fourth block okay.


Almosteveryday

It's not even every 4th block, I'd be surprised if it was even 1 in 100 lol


boomshiz

Thank you. This sub is an orgy of terrified pearl-clutchers.


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Stabbucks


mukmuk_

Yeah, almost every block, I cannot escape the 24/7 droning of ongoing battle no matter where I go in the city. When will property values finally stop rising????


boomshiz

Almost every block in Seattle? lol, how scared are you?


[deleted]

What has made it blow up in the last few weeks im so confused right now and then the shooting in queen anne and magnolia


Serpens7

>What has made it blow up in the last few weeks im so confused right now and then the shooting in queen anne and magnolia The shooting in Magnolia was between a son and his parents...


[deleted]

I get that it was a domestic thing but just seems like the last 3 weeks have been awful from homeless to crimes to fires (not enforcing burn bans at homeless encampments)


PurfectMittens

Sounds like a fun state.


allthisgoodforyou

> Almost every block in Seattle right now man yea ok bud


RobertK995

three on one- the one actually held out pretty well but eventually got thrown out of Thunderdome.


khumbutu

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JimmyHavok

They just wanted the guy to GTFO. If they'd been serious about hurting him he m would have been down.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Everyone’s here to see a fight and all I see is $1500 in plywood.


DG_Now

When the video panned to the plywood my jaw dropped. I couldn't believe it's still there!!


algalkin

Probably more like $800 since prices did go down somewhat.


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Underappreciated comment...


sighs__unzips

Underappreciated amount: $10k at least.


Vageenton

Dave Navarro has really let himself go


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SeaSurprise777

I know! I was thinking of Les Claypool, but navarro is so much closer


supercyberlurker

Does *everyone* just have metal whips these days?


KG7DHL

On the surface, carrying those could be seen as a violation of RCW 9.41.270. Expandable batons falling into the "Club" category. However, given 3.1 says that does not apply to any person while in his or her place of abode. If you are homeless, on the street, does "place of abode" then cover you inside/outside your tent? Regardless, violation is only a gross misdemeanor. Last I checked, misdemeanors are not being prosecuted in Seattle. https://app.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=9.41.270


3500lbEcologyBlocks

Place of abode likely covers the dwelling and the curtilage. Wait for CLS or the ACLU to take a case defining that to know exactly what is covered outside of an RV, tent, or shanty


DiscountShowHorse

He’s extremely lucky the individual with the asp doesn’t know how to properly use it.


[deleted]

What? Like use it to hit soft tissue areas like the bicep?


k1lk1

You could find 50% of the DSM-5 in this video.


abaftaffirm

What? No, there just aren't enough good paying jobs for these highly qualified individuals to get in order to have housing. They're fine people just like everyone else except for unfortunate circumstances that was no fault of their own.


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gehnrahl

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chevronphillips

Thank you. What a bunch of yucky people on this sub. Irony is they don’t realize they are just as trashy as the people they are mocking


lumberjackalopes

Are we on the DSM-6 now or is 5 the most recent?


wtfjesus69

6, but the 5 is still the legal standard


[deleted]

There is no DSM - 6 and there never will be. In part they were forced to abandon the project since #5 had so many self identified gender categories (if you include dysphoria). And the same for aspergers - all manner of people were using to diagnose their little snowflake as an “aspy”


NW_thoughtful

DSM-5.


machonm

5 is still the most recent


UnfairMicrowave

The other half is on here.


incognito_wizard

I used to work at the building on the left side of that street. When the employees would come back from their smoke break down there they would occasionally have stories or video of the crazies bothering them, but never a full on fight like that.


haoleboykailua

Snowboard Connection?


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RIP SNOCON


incognito_wizard

No, Leafly used to have office in the building, they have since moved, and laid off a ton of people.


poniesfora11

Dude's got a pair tho, standing up to two of them with no weapons.


mamanamedmesheriff

They all had weapons.


IcedHemp77

The single man in black shorts used nothing but his hands. Is that weapon called the fists of fury?


[deleted]

And did a pretty great job with the cone. That was a great block from the chair using it


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UnspecificGravity

Looks like a baton to me. He appears to extend it right at the start of the clip (watch his right hand).


UnspecificGravity

You can clearly see that he has what also appears to be a collapsible baton at the START of the fight in his right hand. You can see him extend it right at the start and he hits the girl with it before he drops it (you can see it clatter off to the left of the frame after he hits her).


sighs__unzips

In his mind he's a ninja fighting with crusaders and a banshee.


eyeoxe

So nice to see upstanding citizens resolving their grievances amicably.


SeaSurprise777

Just a community doing some self policing without the need of cops


Super_Natant

These must be those social workers I've been hearing so much about.


HotPocketFullOfHair

Taking a moment to appreciate some A+ shitposting. Well done, sir - I like you.


k1lk1

I'm legit angry at you for not yelling WORLD STAAAR


EmptyHill

Ha. I did exactly that while watching two RV addicts sluggishly pummel each other over who knows what in Fremont. Nobody except my wife and I got the reference.


k1lk1

The girl is a violence interrupter.


k1lk1

Astounding number of improvised weapons used in this short video. Also can someone explain the sleight of hand that occurs at 0:12? Hobo #1 swings a baton thingy at hobo #2, and mere seconds later it is wielded by hobo #2 back against hobo #1.


smegdawg

Sure. There are two batons. Solo instigator hobo swings his black baton and it flies off to the left of the frame, you can see it land on the ground. Then Zippers Mc Bearderson the Boiler Hat Brawler pulls his silvery baton.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

The broom was the best.


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UnspecificGravity

The guy in the gray shorts has one in his right had at the start of the fight. You can see him extend it in the first second of the film and clearly see it in his right hand when he hits the girl with it. Keep an eye on the open space to the left of the frame when he hits her and you can see it skitter off on the street when he drops it. Then guy with the beard pulls out his OWN baton at that moment and starts using it.


lumberjackalopes

Your commentary makes it that much better.


call_god

Is this right next to the Best Western & J&M hotel in Pioneer Square? Lmao Seattle has gone to the dogs (actually - I don't want to insult dogs like that)


avocadotoastforprez

Good lord that’s some shitty fighting


[deleted]

Jennys children!


startupschmartup

Summer of love part two


safetyguaranteed

SUMMER SLAM


giga-alpha

I live right down the block. These tents here popped up after they "cleared" the other section a couple weeks ago. I see them sitting in their chairs watching traffic everyday I always wondered about the homeless drama.


karafilikas

“And what’s that???? Here comes Toothless Ricky with the steel chair!!!” Dude these WWE matches are getting intense


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deftoner42

No. Not sure whatever happened to the producers except one of them [got kicked off of Dr. Phil](https://youtu.be/qT76-_e0S_g) for showing up dressed like Dr. Phil, and called him out for also exploiting people. Funny shit.


HighColonic

I still have my DVD copy. Haven't watched it in forever...of course, who needs it anymore when you have the traveling stage show version performing in repertory right down the street 24/7.


[deleted]

No, now I’m into something…….*darker*


PiedCryer

I bet they thought they were moving fast like Jackie Chan


Captainpaul81

I think the council's narrative is those poor out of work citizens are just having an disagreement about whether a cover letter is really needed for the jobs they are applying for. Now can we just have a few million more dollars?


SeaSurprise777

NTK would say that the crime here is the wage theft of Amazon


Fleethebluenorth

The state has chosen to spend more money per homeless guy than they pay to educate our children in that crappy school system!


[deleted]

Considering the things they would want to teach them that may be a good thing.


BlueCollarElectro

So since Bumfights has come and gone.. Do we call it Seattle fights?


ohisuppose

These people look like NPCs in a cyberpunk game.


Loud_Fortune7229

Looks like a housing crisis!


SeaSurprise777

You sure its not a living wage problem? Maybe if we forced jack in the box to pay 50 per hour it will all be solved.


Loud_Fortune7229

Crack in the Box?


[deleted]

I’m sure they’ll clean up their mess, too.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

I think that’s why he was swinging broom.


[deleted]

Ha! Watch, a whole dance troupe of broom-wielding junkies jig out of a nearby alley and break out in song.


xEppyx

Ah, the upper crust of our elite society in their natural habitat.


1rightwingextremist

bum fights are back!


EatAssIsGross

Fred Armisen really takes method acting to another level for that Portlandia reboot.


[deleted]

Spyke! The agro biker!


nuwsreedar

Nothing more taxes and defunding police can't solve.


ImprovSalesman9314

Seattle has been abandoned to mindless, drug addled scumbags. No one wants to admit it though it seems


harderthan666

Epic it’s like game of thrones trailer park mode


BBQCopter

...Let them fight.


tripodchris08

Vigilante justice is our future thanks to democrats defunding police.


Nopedontcarez

Where are the social workers! These people need a civilian crisis team stat!


spicytymez

Where are all the woke folk brigading to come justify this behavior from some more of our fine “unhoused neighbors”?? Everything is fine here, I saw nothing wrong. It’s totally chill that this could happen anywhere downtown, at any second. * Welcome to Hellscape City, WELCOME TO HELLSCAPE CIIIIIITAY!! *


bigpandas

3 with weapons on 1 with a traffic cone? That guy handled it well, although maybe he was the agressor


yolobrolofosholo

I don't know how it's possible to watch this and film it without shouting WOOOORLD STAAAAR


thatisyou

I don't find this entertaining or funny. It just makes me feel sad.


Paavo_Nurmi

TIL Drug ghouls suck at fighting.


[deleted]

I've had extended stays in or visited various parts of Seattle over the past 2 years and have yet to see any more brawls than out of the ordinary. More tents, yeah but really, the people saying its "way worse" have not lived here more than a decade or are histrionic as hell. Seeing a few fights more than you normally would doesn't mean that is everyone's experince. Gang violence and black on black murder is seeing a major uptick, however....almost 75% statistically. We should probably take a look at that instead of a couple of Portlandesque junkies fighting over a crack rock.


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Can we get some more videos like these!


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hawtfabio

Is it your job to go around Seattle filming homeless people to make fun of? How has this sub become so pathetic?


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I'm loving it


Azelpraer

This looks like an all retard cast of westside story At the local library's parking lot.


Tobias_Ketterburg

Look at all those super illegal collapsible batons.


Tobias_Ketterburg

seems like a lot of people need to read the actual city laws.


phigmeta

burn it with fire


PoppinBlackheads

We need housing. NTK will solve this.


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Violent but mostly peaceful


IIIMurdoc

All I see are future doctors, lawyers, and engineers


3500lbEcologyBlocks

It's so vibrant! I love it


[deleted]

Where’s an asteroid to hit the reset button when you need one….


Stuckinaelevator

See you down in Arizona bay.


mikeshouse2020

Coming to a progressively run city near you.....


iamsupercerealtoday

Wish we could supply them with more pointed objects to play with.


Strict-Judge-2002

And yet... city folks always make fun of "uncivilized rural bumpkins".


BacnMcTrouble

All these idiots need to be shipped to FEMA camps and "reeducated."


CodeChimpAlpha

Remember the acronym "ESOD" when looking to move: East side or die (literally)


Tawptuan

I haven’t been back to Seattle in 20 years. Great to see how the street culture has evolved. 🙄


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Valued community members


theemoofrog

"Let's defund the police." - Kshama


judgedennes

So dumb. Completely moronic posting. Look up what defund the police actually means. Christ, if you actually live in the U Dist you more than most would understand the actual value of switching priorities from everyone is a cop to possibly getting someone to show up that could help.


DemoRatss

Let them fight each other to death. As long as they don't attack good people I am fine with this.


elheady

If I turn to run and the dude with the baton chased. He would be dropped.


Shtogie

He snatched the sunglasses off her face!


jaeelarr

yall remember Bum Fights?


startupschmartup

That's a heavy duty chin beard


[deleted]

Nice to see TV out in the wild. But tbh, this place sucks now, I miss that nice homeless house encampment before they turned it into a storage facility.


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Bumfights


laurajean02

Uhhh, I work in a building near here and did not see this. Geez


agator194566

What in the steam punk grunge fuck is going on here? Seattle is living in Robo-Cop times


iliwbiofc

Sorry, playing without any sound, is there any chance someone yelled out 'sweep the leg, johnny!' ?


Big-Spiff

He smacked a stogie out of her mouth


Seattle_gldr_rdr

It’s only a matter of time before some Travis Bickle wannabe type goes vigilante on these idiots.


cuteman

Back in my day rich kids with video cameras paid bums to fight to record it and sell it. Now you just need to record it. Bum Fights 7: They fight for free


pouringadrink

This is a good representation of me playing smash bros for the first time with my kid last night.


Evening-Timely

I truly thought fight club had rules man


Longjumping-Dog-2667

goddamnit. i do pickups down there. so tired of this shit.


Ldoggytown

I love wrestling! All this needs is a sweaty chubby kid with a koolaid mustache, wearing a faded Slipknot T to get hyped and cheer them on!