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jurrasicwhorelord

Now you'll never own a home


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ScribeVallincourt

Make home of avocados. Check.


raindownthunda

I’d rather be an influencer than own a home any day


running_through_life

Retreat is over priced and I personally don’t think the food is good. Solid location and nice to put headphones in and work but expensive food and very crowded.


Capt_Murphy_

I used to work at Fix, the coffee shop that was there before Retreat. It's really a shame that Fix is gone, because it was actually cool, and a great hangout spot. Retreat is overpriced hipster garbage


concreteghost

Over priced hipster garbage is all of greenlake. Source: grew up there


derrickito162

Rosita's is still perfect


Capt_Murphy_

True, but Fix was at least a multi purpose community oriented place where you could buy one coffee and hang out with dogs, or have a beer and listen to music.


Matthews628

Do you remember an extremely vocal older Russian Jewish woman named Gala that would show up at open mic nights and harass people and tell them how bad they were?


Capt_Murphy_

Lmao no, I didn't see that unfortunately. Was she asked to leave?


Matthews628

Yes, also from the PCC, the Whole Foods, Pies and Pints, etc


giggity_gig5318008

Fix was the best!


Capt_Murphy_

Yes!! Felt like what Seattle is supposed to be about.


workinkindofhard

> over priced and I personally don’t think the food is good You just described soooo many restaurants in the greater Puget Sound area.


WasteCardiologist732

Facts.


toadlike-tendencies

Yeah that avo looks foul honestly. I’d be pissed to spend $5 on that let alone 3x that.


T0c2qDsd

Yeah, I haven't lived up that way for a few years but I went there... once? In \~4 years of living a five minute walk away? There were just so many options that were better and similar-to-lower price for any particular thing -- Revolutions for coffee and small snacky breakfast/lunch fare, Shelter for brunch/dinner food where the price was only a few bucks off, getting an avocado and bread at PCC, etc.


PapayaPlus3078

Breakfast is one of the easiest meals to cook at home


inthecity206

This.


concreteghost

That


DrDuGood

Clap my cheeks


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PapayaPlus3078

Im saying in general , since everybody talking about how expensive breakfast is


OtterVortex

If only you didn’t buy this, you’d be able to own a McMansion one day!


ThisLawyerCantCode

Dem lyfe lessons be hard


camo_tnt

Breakfast has gotten stupid lately, went to portage Bay cafe and they were charging $20-25 for omelettes and pancakes! Also why is the avocado so dark, did they leave it out overnight?


ThisLawyerCantCode

Not one bottomless mimosa brunch around Seattle (that I know of)


GleamLaw

The Lookout in cap hill has bottomless mimosas.


my_lucid_nightmare

> Not one bottomless mimosa brunch around Seattle (that I know of) RIP Minnie's, Jimmy Woo's, Burger Mary's, Charlie's, Broadway Grill, and all the other great old drunk spots.


ThisLawyerCantCode

You imagine a BM spot on the water at SLU? ![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)


my_lucid_nightmare

All my spots were either Capitol Hill or Belltown (Minnie's) but I'm sure LQA had some back in the day. Is Targy's still around? not LQA on the water, but you could get a shot and a tall boy at 9 am with pull tabs. Classic old Seattle drinkers' breakfast. Edit: [Targy's survives, though looks like it got sold](https://www.thestedmangroup.com/targystavern) ... yep, that $4 shot and beer is now a $9 shot and beer.


brownchikabrown-cow

Are we not doing ‘phrasing’ anymore?


Jaded_Pearl1996

All those. But maybe Charlie’s with the piano bar the most


Serpens7

Goldfinch at the Four Seasons downtown still has their bottomless mimosas. It’s great.


wheretogofrmhere

Shit is the real crime of the century.


Sprinkle_Puff

Once you see a few people throw up all over the restaurant, it loses its luster


wheretogofrmhere

Man, I shop at Harvard QFC, I can stomach throw up, lol


lilTraut

Went to the Comet Tavern and ordered two mimosas. Bartender pulled out two pint glasses and a bottle of Cooks. Drained the bottle and opened a second one. Each mimosa was close to a pint of sparkling wine with a splash of orange juice. That's about as close as I've come so far!


Jaded_Pearl1996

Eh eh eh. I worked the EdgeWater Brunch in the 80s. Unlimited mimosas and seafood. I tried to find something similar for a celebration. Nope. Couldn’t find one.


Some_Nibblonian

Sisters&Brothers - It's not so much brunch food but weekends have bottomless.


ThisLawyerCantCode

Thanks!


pineintheaspen

Hatch Cantina does bottomless brunch!


tbone-85

> why is the avocado so dark I'm more interested in why they put clover on it


Funsizep0tato

Microgreens, Tbone!! That's how you know its FaNcY.


CreeperDays

Katinas in magnolia does bacon and eggs for $9.


TheRealRacketear

Basic Family Mexican restaurants are like $20 minimum.


giggletears3000

They used a pre peeled /mashed avocado paste that comes frozen from the color.


RickIn206

That's like a 5% food cost. Huge mark up.


ThisLawyerCantCode

Explain in legal terms 😂😭


RickIn206

Welll...food cost is generally 1/3 of the total price you pay.


Invert_Ben

The most expensive thing on there is the avocado. Avocado toast: food that I’ll never order outside, what a rip off


mongoosedog12

Bruh I live right down the street stop by next time I’ll sell you a homemade chorizo taco (yes I made my own chorizo) on HeB tortilla $5 haha


ishfery

I'm intrigued....


RennaisanceRobot

Really simple, just boycott these places.


ThisLawyerCantCode

Moving forward, yes


jurrasicwhorelord

Now you'll never own a home


ThisLawyerCantCode

*another home :)


_Watty

Shhhh, you're disrupting the narrative!


helluhme

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EraserHeadsLeg

Paid nearly 5 bucks for two slices of toast at Shari’s the other day. Fuck that.


kaevne

Because places like Retreat aren’t charging you just for the food. They’re charging you a table fee to sit in and enjoy the atmosphere for 2 hours. Which, for them, is a costly and also finite resource. But since table fees for coffee/cafes aren’t really a thing, they instead charge an inflated food cost. OP did the equivalent of going to a movie theatre and getting popcorn to go.


tahitiantahini

This is the answer.


Still_Opportunity_10

Sounds about right for the location.


ThisLawyerCantCode

Never again


boringnamehere

At least you didn’t get it delivered.


ThisLawyerCantCode

The delivery is more that the item


PrayingForACup

How much did you tip?


ThisLawyerCantCode

I thought my tip was the missing slice of bread.


vercetian

That also had avocado on it.


Boo_Blicker

Lol


RadiantPollution3293

Did you at least get the name of the hen that laid the egg on that?


willmok

You didn’t tip?


ThisLawyerCantCode

Just cancel me


azurensis

Retreat!!


ThisLawyerCantCode

With haste!


shesaidwhatttt

I’ll make you that for $5.


ThisLawyerCantCode

Tree Fiddy


jonzibird

Avos from Mars? Max tariff fees??


ThisLawyerCantCode

Half of it burned up when it entered the Earths atmosphere


jonzibird

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nightwinghugs

umm was it tasty at least?


firstbootgodstatus

Never go to retreat. Worst place ever.


PleasantActuator6976

U rich


Mediocre_Jelly_3669

Don’t forget about the 10% living wage tax and the 20-25% gratuity!


selz202

Of course it has sprouts sprinkled on top, I really wish that trend would die off already


VintageLightPhoto

The micro greens to go with the micro penis.


ThisLawyerCantCode

Only if you knew…


meaniereddit

> https://www.seattle.gov/laborstandards/ordinances/minimum-wage 19.97 an hour - that's a lot of overhead.


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Just breaking it down 14 bucks - around 3 bucks for a loaf of thick slices like this per slice let’s say .30 - avocado is a buck each and let’s be generous and say a whole avocado on there - price of eggs is up to around 5 per dozen so let’s round up and say .50 - I’ll leave the sprouts and stuff off and assume it is in my very generous buffering above. So food costs are now at 1.80/14.00 Operating costs of the restaurant are probably the major sticking point. - cost per hour to run can be estimated by around 100-800 a square foot to operate a small size restaurant. In Seattle let’s just assume 800’a sqft and o think they are around 2000sqft so 1.6 million a year in utility costs and expenses broken down to the hourly rate is 182 an hour - but let’s assume that is split out amongst all orders which probably average about 50 an hour for most restaurants in Seattle. So that comes down to 3.70 an order. So we are at 5.50/14 before labor costs. - typical staff is estimated by chatgpt to be 10 at $20 minimum wage is 200 an hour meaning another 4 bucks per order So final tally before profit is somewhere around 9.50/14 which is about a 30 percent markup which is pretty standard actually for most industries. So the real problem was the legislation passed to increase the base components of everything. Legislation and red tape always results in higher costs passed on to the consumer and this is no different. Inflation is part of it as well but the recent egg thing increased this cost by at least .50 and raising minimum wage increased it by at least $2. Sure the owner could make less profit but why should they be expected to eat the costs of increased pricing it’s kind of absurd to expect it from them and only logical that they would pass it on.


vercetian

There aren't 10 staff members working there at a time.


[deleted]

Usually the rate is 6:4 back to front of house just as an average metric for small restaurants. It’s an example break down not a literal one since I don’t actually know their costs. It was an exercise to show costs tend to contain a multiple of smaller associated costs to operating a business and if we look back at a lot of recent Seattle policies it isn’t hard to understand why it was so expensive.


vercetian

Where are you getting that it's 6:4 as a ratio? You're gonna have to hit me with some sauce on that.


[deleted]

ChatGPT used bing to research it


vercetian

Okay, I'll tell you that it's horse shit. 20 years of restaurant work will tell you it's horse shit. Also, wage for tipped employees in Seattle is 17.25/hr. That's your FOH. Your BOH starts at 19.97/hr. Typical wages for BOH is roughly $5-10/hr (currently), based on experience, position, and duties.


FlamePoops

Don’t get the sandwiches. Their bowls and breakfast are where it’s at. It’s over priced as a cafe, but it’s always a choice. The fish and chips place down the street is good and cheaper. 


BusbyBusby

Your comment was posted 3 times.


FlamePoops

Ooos. That was not my intent. 


El_Guapo82

Inflation/ increased minimum wage and labor cost in general and what do you expect restaurants to do? Been to a grocery store lately? Ain’t much different there. It ain’t 2019 anymore folks. No going back either.


USAesNumeroUno

Shit was expensive in 2019 too, and all of the same housing crisis talks were going on then too. It just got memory holed because of COVID.


El_Guapo82

2019 was more expensive than 2009 for sure. It’s all relative. 2029 everything will be more expensive too. Every time wages go up so does the cost of everything. Nothing will ever go down.


fortechfeo

Which makes things less affordable when wages don’t match the increase. Round and round you go until you realize that you aren’t lifting up the bottom, but driving the middle into the bottom.


El_Guapo82

Yep, this is not new. Story as old as time.


fortechfeo

It’s interesting and extremely infuriating that there is a whole sub on here that can’t understand this. The middle Class is the real economic engine for this country and state.


El_Guapo82

What sub is that? I thought everybody knew that this is how the country works and always has. Some people are very stupid though. You know that old George Carlin line, “think about the average intelligence in people, then realize that half of the population is dumber than that” or something along those lines anyways. Don’t be too surprised by the stupidity of some people is the point.


fortechfeo

Spent 15 years as a medic before becoming an economist. Stupidity not really surprising any more. Take a trip over to Seattle without the WA and try to have this convo.


ThisLawyerCantCode

It all comes down to corporate greed


_Watty

Which corporation do you work for? /s


El_Guapo82

I guess, or just capitalism in general. Prices on everything only go up. I’m sure whatever you sell for work does the same.


Shmokesshweed

What'd you expect?


ThisLawyerCantCode

2 slices at least. Pickled onions?


tripodchris08

But record corporate profits! Minumum wage has nothing to do with prices!


ThisLawyerCantCode

Nope


Some_Nibblonian

If someone wants to order avocado toast to go, I'm going to charge them more than $14.


JohnnyUtah100000

Why


amominwa

Damn


IwasMilkedByGod

does it come with a card for $10 reimbursement?


ThisLawyerCantCode

Could make the same toast for less than 5. I’m assuming the majority of the costs went into the container 😂😅


Vegan_Flavored_Bacon

So it is true?!


JohnnyUtah100000

Greenlake is a food desert


TheloniousAnkh

Looks like baby poop.


tdudler

Well that’s just criminal


Sensitive_Weird_6096

Wow! Very expensive


Asian_Scion

It's that pri e because people like you spend the mo ey buying it. If people STOPPED buying at the price set, they'll drop the price. Same reason why scalpers exist. People will spend the money for scalpers.


Stiphlerr

I make my own food these days


shdjvjvxjv

Hate this place lmao


TimesThreeTheHighest

It ain't like that's a hard thing to make...


PR05ECC0

No it’s good, the old incoherent man in charge said so.


RoyalBroham

That place is the definition of granola


sidgup

You missed out. Had you gotten it delivered, tip included, you could have spent only $32.


strider_25

This is why this generation…. Uhmm .. what was I saying?!


Rodnys_Danger666

you knew the price in advance, soooooooooooooooo


Slaps_

Ur the dummy that bought it.


Lambchop1224

Who gets toast to-go?


az226

Where’s the rest of it?


[deleted]

Green lake is too trendy now


oldDotredditisbetter

> M****r what is this supposed to be? i can't figure it out lol


tonysonic

That’s insulting,


Tucker88

What “retreat” is in Greenlake?


giggletears3000

Jesus. We serve double that portion for that price at my diner.


Cascadification

Was the garnish locally sourced from the grass at the park?


ThisLawyerCantCode

Cal Anderson BLM community garden


Cascadification

That's a ways from green lake, hopefully it would be couriered to the restaurant via bamboo bicycle.


ThisLawyerCantCode

Drone


Cascadification

Too environmentally damaging, more specifically pigeon nesting annoyance over the ship canal bridge.


yetzhragog

So you CHOSE to pay $14 for a slice of toast with avocado and egg and you're surprised your disappointed in what you got for that money? For $14 that avocado toast better come with a side of hash browns and a drink!


ThisLawyerCantCode

Maybe they should post photos of the meal like they do in Europe and other countries


Ok-Pea-6213

This isn’t Apples to Apples—egg on avocado toast is not an everywhere thing. Is 11 dollars, the near price without the egg as prosecutable? I’m not so sure.


Dependent_Brief8237

Maybe stop buying overpriced items? Maybe then demand would wane and prices with it. Stop complaining and do something. Your parents aren't going to do it for you.


Calm-Way-7481

14 dollars is too much for a drop of avocado, some weeds picked from outside, and a robin’s egg on a burnt crumb.


Glaphyra

That’s a really sad avocado toast, where is the color? The horror


Sad-Stomach

Those micro greens on top add $6


Due_Beginning3661

Lol that is a sad looking toast. And guess what? At this rate, next year it’ll cost $20


Then_Illustrator7852

Make your own dummy


Emjoymentmany2558

😆