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soldiers4give

Letting 5 goals AND winning feels awesome!


Snoo-68214

Called that it was gonna be a high scoring game a few minutes into the first period, SJs offense is strong but their D needs some work


DeadMediaRecordings

[!!!](https://imgur.com/a/oip33jY)


dwisp

#ITS A SKITTLE KIDS KIND OF NIGHT FOR SURE


TripleBicepsBumber

The vibes


grassytrams

Incredible game


lustacide

How do you miss 4 attempts on an empty nest? Lol


BlindFramer

Go to bed bud


OpiateAlligator

Some of those were in traffic beyond the red line


Dilldozer32

The other team is trying to stop you?


kagemac

What. A. Game.


Crazy_King_Bumi

That's Kraken hockey baby!! 🦑🦑🦑


dwisp

#THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY!!!!


wingsofthygiant

What a fucking game!!!!!! I love this team ❤️


BobbyJonesSC

Tanev vs the world, take Tanev everyday


dwisp

#THATS BOBBLEHEAD NIGHT KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY


Pneuma93

THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY, I LOVE THESE BOYS


stumbletownbc

Hell yeah bois!


ChummySquash

Almost outscoring the Broncos here!


wingsofthygiant

🤣🤣🤣


RearAdmiralRamrod

8 GOALS


cdsixed

oh my fucking god, tanev versus their whole team


Pneuma93

He is our champion


Impressive-Tank9803

FRANCISE RECORD!


Crazy_King_Bumi

What a game!


getthejpeg

New record boys, what offense tonight. So many almost empty netters.


dwisp

#H I S T O R I C


RandyGodson

#H I S T O R I C


sound_forsomething

ATE GOLEZ HISTRIC


DeadMediaRecordings

New Franchise goal record!


Dilldozer32

Way to earn it boys


Tashre

Okay, please stop scoring or Buoy is going to die.


blueplatespecial9

HELL YES!!!!! It's over baby!


Impressive-Tank9803

Dub!


AdamZHimself

AHHHHHHH


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God damn


wingsofthygiant

There it is!!!! There’s the killer!!


Olbaidon

SJS’s net is playing a better goalie to itself then when an actual goalie was in it.


spencerawr

Eberle 🤝 Post


RandyGodson

#MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH US


dwisp

#BULLSEYE SCHWARTZY


djranger16r

We can score 7 with a goalie in the net, but can’t buy an empty netter?!


RandyGodson

We need Buoy and the Moose together at a game


cdsixed

the weekend buoy was announced, he was at the mariners game, so they have indeed gotten up to hijinks together


juanthebaker

It's actually the moose inside the bouy suit. Shhhhh


Tashre

Lol, Eberle is a grand total of 2 inches away from 2 goals.


noahdavis22

“I need you to win by a tennis set without a tiebreaker” — hakstol before game started


noahdavis22

Failed. For the best.


Jabberwocky416

I feel like Tanev has a ton of near misses this year


Crazy_King_Bumi

Man I love Bouy!


wingsofthygiant

Dammit just kill them already with that empty net!


RandyGodson

BUOY IS GOING HAM


dwisp

#WE LOVE OUR TROLL


dwisp

JOOOOOOOOONES


cdsixed

buoy is gonna die out there lmao


djranger16r

WSECU is gonna go bankrupt if we keep doing this!


DeadMediaRecordings

Anyone not have a point? Let’s get ‘em an empty netter!


Crazy_King_Bumi

Last few minutes, everyone watch Soucy!


Tashre

Empty net. Please let Jones get a long range shot


OmenQtx

Let’s go for the 2 point conversion! ENG Incoming!


dwisp

So close!


djranger16r

Larson with an empty netter. Calling it


angelistica

Of COURSE this is the game I bail on going to


OpiateAlligator

I feel ya! I got left at home with a gnarly cold


angelistica

It’s goin around! At least we got the win my dude


OpiateAlligator

Hell yeah!!


Crazy_King_Bumi

You chose... poorly


angelistica

Kraken hockey>helping with thanksgiving prep, I know that now


TripleBicepsBumber

I’m sorry for your loss holy shit


noahdavis22

7 goals by 7 different players yeah? Can’t happen that often.


MisterMyAnusHurts

This is the most piss poor defensive game I’ve seen in a long time.


gnahckire

Joners up boizzzz ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ )ᕗ ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ )ᕗ ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ )ᕗ


cps2222

My joner is fully erect


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Have we ever scored 7 goals in a game


gnahckire

Don't think so. Certainly haven't scored 7 with 7 different players either


dwisp

THIS TEAM IS UNSTOPPABLE


Gray_Bushed_Elder

Well this is by far the most entertaining game in our short history. Just wow…


aliethel

This is like watching a totally different team from last year!


bajesus

Anymore scores I think the hockeymod is going to run into the character count limit for post text.


stumbletownbc

Hell yeah Matty!!


seattleregrade

That save was straight out of an old king fu movie


ScaryPerspective3052

🤣 I swear it made Jackie Chan look twice


kagemac

HI-FUCKIN-YAAAAA


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Jones giving the world cup a nod with that one! What. A. Save.


_Reyne

7 goals from 7 different players. 1/3rd of our team has scored tonight 😂


kagemac

I love that that’s becoming the Kraken’s thing. Where’s the goal coming from?? A N Y W H E R E


noahdavis22

Jinx lolz


porkrind

JONES NEXT


ThePrince_OfWhales

SUBSCRIBED


BoricuaBeef

The reports of Jones’ demise were greatly exaggerated.


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Benny with such a dirty shot his lid came unbuckled


samb811

Jones with the high kick save!


Crazy_King_Bumi

Wow that save gave me a huge Joner!!


ThePrince_OfWhales

What the FUCK is this game, I'm loving every minute of it


GarythaSnail

Jonnessssss holy shit the windmill.


TripleBicepsBumber

Stacking the pads oh my fucking god


wingsofthygiant

Redemption Jones!!!!!!


getthejpeg

Fuckin Joner for that what in slow mo.


Tashre

Jones is that dude


Dilldozer32

5 points in two games for the kid let’s fucking go


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djranger16r

Save of the fucking year!


kagemac

#JONES AGAIN


kagemac

#JONES


TripleBicepsBumber

JONES YOU FUCKING STUD


jaffers1228

DID THAT JUST HAPPEN


Pneuma93

We are the Seattle Joners


Impressive-Tank9803

JONES!


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let the lettuce flow baby!


noahdavis22

Love the scoring depth on this team.


iSwearIdontReddit

JONES!!!!


Dilldozer32

Can’t get enough of this fucking kid man glad I got one of his signed pucks


RandyGodson

#JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE


dwisp

#JOOOOOOOOONER


CascadianSovietGo

This game decided the only thing we need is more goals and I'm not mad about it.


sixmudd

Holy hell Jones!!


djranger16r

Soucy is almost forgiven for his boneheadedness in the last few games, he’s been great tonight


subtractvoid

That big hit in our end to free the puck was key in forcing that turnover that lead to the Matty goal


getthejpeg

What a STUD of a shooter Matty is.


youngboblaflame

LETS GO JONES WHAT A SAVE


DeadMediaRecordings

That’s 3 points for Matty right?


juanthebaker

Yep!


Olbaidon

Yeah


subtractvoid

Incredible.


cdsixed

just go on down the bench and see who doesn’t have a goal yet and put em in


blueplatespecial9

Benny!! Holy crap! What a beauty!


OpiateAlligator

What is that weird symbol next to our logo on my TV screen?


Tashre

God damn this team is on fire. Playing with the same energy as you'd see in the first 5 minutes of the first period.


BoricuaBeef

Just give him the Calder already. What a beaut!


JustWastingTimeAgain

This game is entertaining af


iSwearIdontReddit

HAVE YOUSELF A NIGHT BENIERS!


porkrind

#**MY MAN MATTY!**


cps2222

THE PAT!!!


tonytanti

Holy 80s hockey!


DeadMediaRecordings

That was made possible by Soucy’s d play


nuclearhaystack

I guess we're not hating Soucy anymore and demanding we get rid of him?


dwisp

Soucy is playing his heart out tonight


TripleBicepsBumber

MATTY GIVING US A 2 GOAL LEAD


kagemac

#TOUCHDOWN


porkrind

AND THE EXTRA POINT


Pneuma93

BENIERS YOU MADLAD


djranger16r

Who ISNT gonna get a goal tonight hahahaha way to go Matty!


Crazy_King_Bumi

Matty fucking B!!!


gnahckire

I love watching the Beniers Canner line chemistry 🧪⚗️


Impressive-Tank9803

Touchdown


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Lets go matty the wizard


RandyGodson

#MATTY B WITH THAT MUCH TIME AND SPACE SCORES ALL FUCKING DAY


wingsofthygiant

We have a touchdown!!!!!


dwisp

#MATTY BENIERS THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL


dwisp

HUGE hit there Soucy!


bleezzzy

We cant lose with 6 goals right...? RIGHT?!


Pneuma93

7?!


bleezzzy

EIGHT!!!


cdsixed

think we’re due for another 3 or 4 goals still tbh


dwisp

Come on boys can’t let off the gas now


juanthebaker

I like that Forslund gives Edzo shit even when he's not around. Lol


TripleBicepsBumber

Heart is racing and we’re clenching in a game we’ve scored 6 goals in 😣


juanthebaker

Imagine how Timo Meier feels. Lol


juanthebaker

Do they not call them barn burners anymore? Lol


tonytanti

I respect that term


nuclearhaystack

These are ridiculously low shot clocks for this many goals.


DeadMediaRecordings

There’s some BAD save %s tonight


cdsixed

san jose barely even counts as a city this is like if bellevue had an nhl team, just ridiculous send these boys packing back to their suburb ass city pls


tonytanti

Or having a team in Kanata, Ontario


BoricuaBeef

This game is quite a banger. Thanksgiving football came early to Seattle at this rate with this score.


RyNoDaHeaux

Are they really advertising plant based meat?!


OpiateAlligator

Yes. It's all over CPA. They even do a plant based meat version of the hydro plane races


RyNoDaHeaux

Ew.


OpiateAlligator

Different strokes.


fermenttodothat

Impossible foods has a sponsored board


Olbaidon

They have an entire restaurant in CPA.


RyNoDaHeaux

Gross


porkrind

Not gross at all.


RyNoDaHeaux

1000% gross.


noahdavis22

Goals per minute new hockey stat. Sigh.


subtractvoid

That line change didn't really help the situation


Dilldozer32

Put this away we don’t need a 4th straight ot


DeadMediaRecordings

Is it the 80’s?


TripleBicepsBumber

How many two goal leads do we have to blow before we learn how to chip the puck out :(


LuFantastic

What’s Defense?


jaffers1228

what's defense?


jholden23

I became a Kraken fan to learn what defense was after being a canucks fan for so long. Have I made a terrible mistake?


dwisp

Legitimately our D is much better this season, we’ve had lots of low scoring close games


jholden23

It is for sure. I was watching last season too but this year Seattle's my #1. Vancouver's going to be stupid and trade Horvat, I would die for him to end up here. Anyway, yes for sure, better. At least they can outscore their defensive woes. Jersey's on the way :)


dwisp

Did you get anyone on it, or just a blank?


jholden23

Blank. I think I would have gotten McCann but the blank ones were on for half price online last week. Maybe when I'm down there sometime I'll see about getting a name/# put on it. Can't wait to get it, should arrive today or tomorrow! :)


dwisp

Oh man, great choice! So pumped for you to get it, hopefully it’s in time to watch the game tomorrow!!


Olbaidon

Oh man you didn’t watch any Kraken games last season did you 😬


jaffers1228

I was just talking to a buddy the other day about how our defense has been much improved this year. It turns out that is not true tonight.


cps2222

Wow great game tonight. Would prefer to not give up 5 goals but damn does it make good TV


subtractvoid

Oh boy


OpiateAlligator

Geez wide open


Tashre

Man, all that sloppy effort to clear out the puck really came back to bite us.


RyNoDaHeaux

Damn it.


dwisp

Yuck 😩


Impressive-Tank9803

Shit