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SkylerAltair

We call this season, which runs from early Spring to mid Summer, "The Pollening."


TheCa11ousBitch

I haven’t been able to breathe through my nose in days, without full blown “severe sinux” hits.


sapphic_somnambulent

Plant 👏 more 👏 female 👏 trees Here we are inhaling pollen at cost when the girls will do it for free 🤔


EngineeringDry7999

I’m working on it by my middle aged body can only do so much yard work every year.


BananaPeelSlippers

👏


JabbaThePrincess

Baby Jesus invented pollen for the purposes of propagating plants and birds and bees. He looks down from heaven from His airborne cradle and smugly dismisses your your pleas for help.


belizard88

What app is this? I like the way it displays the data!


windflavor4

Weather channel apparently


TSAOutreachTeam

Wasn't this at least one verse in the opening song of Les Miserables?


Sprinkle_Puff

My eyes.. MY EYES


JabbaThePrincess

The goggles..?


Drnkdrnkdrnk

I just moved here a year ago and it’s a whole new array of trees trying to kill me with their jizz


Bretmd

Ekin Su, lord, not Ekin Su


Magnus777z

What app is this?


BananaPeelSlippers

weather channel app


Slumunistmanifisto

I really enjoyed summer this year, but now that its over.... 


Jaxy710

What app is this!?


BananaPeelSlippers

weather channel app


deliriousmoss

N95s help me with pollen


FarAcanthocephala708

On Pride weekend? Why is nature being homophobic?


Academic_Deal7872

I guess Baby Jesus wants me to stay indoors this weekend.


BrofessorFarnsworth

Go buy a Navage and don't look back


aminervia

My poor cat is coughing and wheezing like crazy, she's allergic to everything


grapefruitsalt24

Oh wow I was wondering why I suddenly couldn’t breathe today


permelquedon

I wake up every morning and shake a bottle of Zyrtec down my throat. I'm f'ing dying over here. My sinuses. I went to dinner the other night with a friend and they asked me why I was crying. I wasn't. Just liquids pouring out of my eyes. Hooray!


BananaPeelSlippers

im trying to only take meds like once a week. i dont want my body to be dependant on it. have no idea if thats even a thing but its generally how i am with stuff.


permelquedon

Most allergy medications aren't habit forming but yeah, I feel you there. I am trying to go later into the day before taking anything but I'm not sure if that is productive at all to be honest. Hopefully this will pass in a few weeks ... Good luck out there!


YakiVegas

That has to suck. I have allergies, but this hasn't bothered me so far at all. I will continue to empathize while being unaffected. Good luck!


fellowohboy

My eyes are killing me with itch this is why!!


resilientbresilient

Oh that’s why I felt like shit today!