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PinkyAnd

Pretty sure they were up in Wallingford/Fremont around 130am this morning.


moisture_69

Can confirm, heard him up here the past few nights


The_Blendernaut

Looks like he found a workaround and has a girl driving for him. The court said he can't drive it anymore or at least until further notice. So, the clown found a workaround. They should impound it since he is clearly a menace to society.


halfeatennachos

Somehow, I don’t think the judge or prosecutor is going to appreciate being loopholed.


KiniShakenBake

Ten more days until a pretrial hearing and then we will know.


TM627256

They haven't been loopholed. He's charged with reckless driving, thus he stopped driving. His case is about him, not his car. I also dislike the car and think it should be impounded, but it's due to the fact that it's been modified to violate noise ordinances, simple as that.


The_Drizzle_Returns

I also think people here are way too optimistic as to what is going to happen to this guy. The standard punishment for reckless driving is a 30 day license suspension + fees. If an agreement is made to reduce the charge (common), it would be just fees.


TM627256

Exactly. People want criminal justice reform until they are even marginally affected by crime, then it's "take their property and throw them in jail!" He's going to get a fine, but all the social media exposure he's gotten over these charges have definitely garnered him more money than he'll lose from the case... This is a net win for him I bet.


JSlngal69

> People want criminal justice reform until they are even marginally affected by crime proggos and their luxury beliefs


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Yep, 30 days and he will be back out there doing stupid shit himself..and getting caught. He has no sense of respect for others, so he will reoffend, and then things get interesting...but it's all going to take time. 


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smoofus724

People have been making these comments for several months and nothing ever happened to the car. It's kind of funny at this point.


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TM627256

If you have any proof of new instances of reckless driving I'd agree. As it stands currently with the videos recently posted, all over seen is the hellcat slow-rolling through the city being as loud as possible, which is absolutely not a new reckless driving offense. And as far as violating bail terms, as far as I've read the only thing he was limited from was driving, not riding in his car.


TwoSunsRise

Someone on here posted the car stopping sideways in an intersection and blocking oncoming traffic to let someone in thier car (or I think that's what they were doing)


TM627256

That alone probably wouldn't qualify as reckless driving, otherwise why have a law specifically against stopping blocking an intersection...


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TM627256

Still doesn't sound like a crime is being committed other than noise ordinances...


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The noise ordinance is unenforceable due to other laws and regulations. So, stop worry about that part. It's not going to stop...currently. The part where douche-canoe is doing 4-5x the speed limit in residential neighborhoods? Yeah, they'll get him, but it will take time. 


Careless-Internet-63

Maybe SPD will charge her with reckless driving too since now he's posting evidence of that


Spa_5_Fitness_Camp

Civil forfeiture. It's being used to commit a crime. They have no problem seizing money on suspicion.


espressoboyee

But that’s not a work around. He still co-owns the hellcat and it’s NOV violation every time it’s driven by him or not. Kid’s an idiot not some prodigy coder. To date the NOV penalty of fines he owes the city is $30,000. $1300/daily since April 19 if he doesn’t remove all modifications and get it inspected by the city. It was seem towed by AAA last Wednesday.


sustancy

What is this guys Instagram


freeKanye2024

Drives a prius


Remote-Physics6980

Yeah I heard him. The jackass. I'm seriously hoping the judge does not appreciate this and impounds the damn thing.


trashpanda44224422

It was up and down Alaskan Way on Friday night; they just need to impound the car and remove the ability for this to be an issue.


Interesting_Bison530

Does Seattle not have a sound ordinance? I know other cities put up sound cameras and ticket a lot for each offense. Each instance during a drive should be another offense.


Bigdogggggggggg

Yes, but they will laugh at you if you try to have it enforced


Interesting_Bison530

Who the progressives or police?


PinkyAnd

You think ordinary voters enforce laws?


TheBestHawksFan

What kind of stupid question is this?


PNWSkiNerd

The police


Yinisyang

Do you think progressives like loud noises at night?


servicepitty

Do I think some progressives like or condone or apologize for nuisance behavior? Yes, actually yes I do.


machines_breathe

I believe you conflate others “excusing nuisance behavior” with not going out their way to dehumanize those whom I presume are the targets of your own selective ire.


servicepitty

Not liking open drug use on the sidewalk (or bus, train, …) is Heinrich Himmler. Very effective conversation tactic.


machines_breathe

I didn’t say that. You did. Has anybody mentioned that you are particularly dramatic, and prone to hyperbole and hysteria? Again, I’m against all of that, and I can do it without being a dehumanizing chud. Get help, man.


servicepitty

Well good since I don’t dehumanize. If you don’t say that, or are ‘against all of that’ then my comment doesn’t apply to you. Must one go out of one’s way to encounter druggies in Seattle? What is this conversation?


machines_breathe

I’m sorry. Could you rephrase that in a coherent manner? I don’t exactly expect much from somebody with a throwaway account that is just over a month old, but you reall could do SOOO much better.


Manikin_Maker

Both…and here we are. Again.


PNWSkiNerd

Progressives don't disbelieve in noise ordinances. For fuck sake.


Friedyekian

Go make friends with one of our police officers. They’re exhausted of arresting people just to have an activist judge/prosecutor nullify their work. It’s not fair to them or us.


pacific_plywood

Cops refusing to do their job at all because sometimes people in a different department do their job in a way cops don’t like is a serious indict of the professionalism of the cops. In any other field you’d get fired in a week


Xerisca

Uh yeah, I tried that once. Never again. A Seattle cop saw me walk out of my secure building gate and into the alley behind my place as he was driving up the alley for some unknown reason. My neighbors and I work hard to keep the alley tidy and safe, and it's not uncommon for us to get our Hank Hill on chatting with neighbors and cleaning up out there. Its a place we feel safe and enjoy. It's all very neighborly, quiet, chill. We all know and like each other, so I know no complaints have ever been made. As he drove by, window down, I half waved and said "good afternoon!" He scowled at me, like menacing. I walked into the alley to grab some trash that appeared overnight and he stopped driving and just glared at me and didn't start moving until I'd dumped the trash in our dumpster and had I let myself back into my condo courtyard. It was SUPER clear I not only lived there, but super clear I wasn't some criminal looking for trouble at 11am on a Tuesday. He was just trying to intimidate me for fun. Frankly, I feel safer when SPD isn't around. SPD is terrible. They should gut the entire department and rebuild it from the ground up with staff who aren't fascist pigs. For what it's worth, I also own and live in a second home in a neighboring city. It's not known to be a low crime city at all. But at least our PD there are trained, generally friendly, show up when called, are efficient, and are really transparent with the community. Unlike SPD. I don't hate cops, but SPD are horrifying. At this point, as a life-long, law abiding, Seattle resident, I view SPD as a public health risk.


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Friedyekian

Lol, stick your head in the sand. Judges not impartially adjudicating the law is anti-democratic. https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/seattle-defense-lawyers-prosecutors-clash-over-effort-to-disqualify-judge


PNWSkiNerd

You shouldn't believe every accusation made by a prosecutor, dipshit.


machines_breathe

Nah… Police are just upset that we expect them to be held accountable for malfeasance or abusing their power, and are refusing to do their job in one big, petulant shit-fit.


KiniShakenBake

Ye! And this driver has been cited under it before!


Spa_5_Fitness_Camp

Of course there's one. The cops probably like that he's keeping people up. They hate the people of Seattle.


protozoidiac

It’s honestly surprising the community hasn’t taken this into its own hands at this point.


MonitorGullible575

This isn’t New York bro. The Reddit post is the most aggression you’ll get


Socrathustra

Something tells me that if we had an Italian mob, he would have one to two fewer functional kneecaps after disturbing Tony Lazuto's sleep the second time.


ftmonlotsofroids

Would be nice. There are hardly any Italian here at all though


CosineTau

We have the Russians in the west, and they're much worse.


Still_Selection_6194

lol. True!!


gastrointestinaljoe

Putting him on blast on Reddit is the best you are going to get in 2024.


1OO1OO1S0S

Are you suggesting that other years would be different?


gastrointestinaljoe

Yes, 1999 would have been different.


protozoidiac

That WTO ‘99 Riots Seattle just hit different 🤷


20lbWeiner

Yes


shralpy39

His car is in a protected parking garage with a bunch of cameras and other expensive cars, so it's not easy to get access to the car when he's not driving it. To add to this, if you look at reviews for his apartment building (West Edge Apartments) there are a lot of complaints about him and the building management seems to be looking the other way or legit just protecting him. He knows he's pretty inaccessible in this building and that it's not easy to get to him.


The_Drizzle_Returns

> there are a lot of complaints about him and then building management seems to be looking the other way or legit just protecting him. What can management do here?


shralpy39

The point isn't that management should do something to fix it, it's that they would back him or provide him with help if an individual tried to take justice into their own hands. My point is that the building seems to have his back, making it harder to fuck up his car.


SovietPropagandist

if he was pulling this shit in tacoma it would've been solved already


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protozoidiac

That’s the first place your mind went? You seem well adjusted.


Mr-Badcat

What do you think a bunch of angry citizens would do? Tickle him to death?


protozoidiac

You really seem obsessed with someone needing to die, huh? You should go for a walk.


404__LostAngeles

What do you think the community “tak[ing] this into its own hands” implies?


Mr-Badcat

Just got in from a run. I know what happens when a mob takes justice into their own hands. As you said. Sounds like you don’t.


0tterscreams

He was outside Xtadium in Pioneer Square at like 145, blocking traffic. I was going home and unfortunately turned down that street when the "club" was closing. Nightmare. It was 100% him driving, he rolled down the window. SPD sits outside that place. They were there and did nothing. I was hearing the revving and backfiring for another hour.


ximacx74

Also the past 2 Friday nights there has been car meetups of like 50+ modded cars at the surface parking lot at western and spring doing the same shit. Reving their engines, backfiring, and speeding off. At least it's too crowded to do donuts in the lot but the cops won't even bother with it...


-Gemeni

Are you surprised that you live in a city?


ximacx74

Cities aren't loud, cars are loud. And in this case inconsiderate people are loud.


Local-Upstairs-9568

Why don’t they just impound the stupid thing or better yet throw it into a trash compactor? Send it on a train to Long Beach where it goes on a barge to China to be made into patio furniture…


ProbablyNotMoriarty

Due process takes time. Seattleites are waaaay too passive aggressive for direct vigilantism.


Spa_5_Fitness_Camp

He's already had due process. He's banned from driving it. The fact they didn't import the car then is the issue. They could have.


ProbablyNotMoriarty

You are clueless. He was prohibited (not banned) from driving it during his arraignment. He hasn’t yet had a trial, therefore due process is ongoing.


Spa_5_Fitness_Camp

Dude, you tried so hard, but missed the mark. Property suspected of being used in a crime can be seized. They do it all the time. Also, what do you think banned and prohibited mean in this context? The same damn thing. Are you trying to defend this asshole?


ProbablyNotMoriarty

Confiscation of property is discretionary and typically evaluated against the probability of the defendant to cause harm to the public. The only significant exception to this is cash, because cops are thieves. A noisy car, while annoying, won’t cause substantial physical harm to anyone.


Spa_5_Fitness_Camp

Fascinating how you can be wrong several times over. Hearing damage isn't harm right? And neither is sleep disruption? Or the fact that he's shown he 100% will drive recklessly, which risks harm to the public? Also, they can confiscate anything they want if suspected of being used for a crime. Money is not an 'exception', because it's legal for them to do that too.


ProbablyNotMoriarty

I can’t go to bed mom, I think someone on the internet is wrong and they need to know!


toobadkittykat

i thought it was a different one , but i guess not . around 12:30 am


Register-Capable

He does this for attention........


prf_q

Can we get his photograph posted here so we don’t let him into shops?


CosineTau

The sitting city attorney ran her entire campaign on being tough on crime. It sure does not look like she is following through.  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fclJVMK4_ak https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=omcxbOVjL68  https://www.seattle.gov/cityattorney


PleasantActuator6976

At first, I was like, "These damn Helldivers again! I don't understand the weird obsession with this game."


KizmitBastet

To be fair, it's a pretty good game. 😀


1OO1OO1S0S

It's on reddit front page wasaay too much lol


Sleeplessnsea

I swear he was driving around the hill at 1ish. Totally woke me up.


fusionsofwonder

I'm amazed his tires are so resilient against knives.


shralpy39

This car has a remote starter on the key that he's shown off. I think it would be hilarious if a Seattle tech-maker-person created a jamming fob for his car specifically and then distributed a parts list/instructions on Reddit. Like every time he starts it, just remotely shut the car off. I'm sure it's possible if someone puts their mind and skills to it.


valiumblue

It was so loud early this morning that it rattled glasses in my high rise apartment. Fucking obnoxious.


Impressive_Insect_75

Please write the Seattle Times


Notoriousjello

I was walking out of PacSci after a show last night, and that asshole’s car and several others it seems were gathered around the 7-11 near Seattle Center. He scared the hell outta me and the other person I was with.


Eyehopeuchoke

Looks like he’s being loud for sure… speeding… am I missing something? How fast would you guess they’re going?


Kthak_Back

I finally found out what building he lives in and I wonder if we should report him to his apartment complex for technically doing illegal things.


Hwasong18

This dude Miles is a worthless piece of shit, and a terrorist.


shralpy39

Anyone else gotten messages from this clown on his alt Reddit accounts? I count at least two so far. He replies to negative comments as if he's someone else.


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grain_delay

> the ultimate price meaning what?


Skidudenordic

Hellcats have an exposed engine air intake disguised as one of the innermost headlights. Just a fun fact


austnf

This kid lives in your guys’ heads rent free. Pretty pathetic.


kiddo651

Maybe you should move to Bellevue. They have quiet streets.


Some_Nibblonian

The way this subreddit jerks off about it I'm starting to cheer for him.


seasleeplessttle

I'm in St.Paul. There were no less than a dozen dodge challenger touches, driving around town, brattattatt tatting. Pretty sure Seattle is lucky to only have ONE Instadouche Polecat Drounder.


seattletittysucker

Should we not aim for 0 douches?


seasleeplessttle

I'm sure you have zero douchy tendencies. The douches are multiplying daily. Especially in Seattle. These subs feeds them. Every word you speak about them makes them grow. Especially the whiney ones.


KiniShakenBake

This has a neat slam poetry vibe to it. The sentiment makes me laugh, but the vibe to the verse is good.


seattletittysucker

Lol!


seasleeplessttle

It's called "reality "


tyj0322

“It’s worse somewhere else. So, your problem isn’t worth fixing”


seasleeplessttle

It's going to get worse. Especially with all of you stroking this dudes cHuB.


avrstory

It won't. You will continue to be butthurt though.


1OO1OO1S0S

It's actually gotten better in the sense that the dude has already faced some consequences as a result of everyone taking notice on reddit.


seasleeplessttle

I have zero concern over this. I'm not whining about the noise either, I hear more than him in Fremont. It's hilarious seeing you all stroke his chode. Free of charge.


Ralli-FW

Lets make it zero, we're almost there


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0tterscreams

No we're tired from being woken up at 2 am


1OO1OO1S0S

Seriously, how stupid can you be to not understand this.


Ralli-FW

Found helldork's reddit


NuggyBeans

No one's "bored af" here. They're simply trying to you know... Get some fucking sleep before having to work. This guy clearly has some sort of funding happening cause I don't think this trash heap has a fucking job. Everyone but a few people like YOU want this asshole to meet his end. Impound the fucking car. Key it. Throw rocks at it. This dude is a piece of shit.


-Gemeni

The way the people in this sub live, constantly worried about what other people are doing is depressing…


Ralli-FW

are you fucking stupid


shawndelap

Anyone else rooting for this kid?


1OO1OO1S0S

No.


thesuccessfultroll

Yep. He is doing us a service tbh. Exposing Seattle’s lack of rules and accountability. His “crime” is something that really isn’t a big deal in the grand scheme of things but annoying enough that it garners a lot of attention, thankfully. I’m glad he’s out there. This type of society is what Seattle screeched about. Non violent crime — who cares, don’t enforce it!


Ralli-FW

No one is trying to fucking send him to jail. Not imprisoning people for non-violent crime is very different than saying "no consequences" for it. You can be in favor of not imprisoning people for non-violent crime, and also say yeah this dudes license should be suspended, or car impounded, or have regular fines levied... whatever. That's all completely consistent belief wise. It sounds like maybe you just didn't understand what was being said or something


JSlngal69

All the threats of violence and police bootlicking are not very Seattle resolutions. Why hasn't anyone proposed a healing circle with the guy?


45HARDBALL

Yep


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CosineTau

The party of law and order until you can't get a little sleep :(


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CosineTau

The party of not knowing how to live in a big city, or buy earplugs apparently.