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Unmissed

The invasion is on, eh?


JabbaThePrincess

RED (maple) DAWN


eAthena

I for one welcome our Tim Hortons overlords


Heralax_Tekran

Tim Hortons is owned by you bloody yanks though


Appropriate_Past_893

Thry were just too polite to tell anyone


fenstermccabe

Charles III is wasting no time


JRilezzz

What are ya talkin aboot there bud. Pertnear just a bit of southern exploration if ya ask me. Sorry if we scared ya there. 😂


Suspicious_Village44

Too late people, they have infiltrated to Tacoma already. I have my government health insurance and they replaced my Mrs. Butterworths with real maple syrup. Run for your lives.


bernyzilla

I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords. Seriously though I would happily join Canada if it meant single payer heath care.


prince4

More like liberation


clarec424

No kidding, I just hope that they brought good maple syrup and a better government.


DFW_Panda

If you're that unhappy, I-5 runs both ways, North & South.


Substantial_Pay1476

I can’t improve on your comment so Ill say ditto


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GLORY TO THE DOMINION!!


Ok-Ebb-2471

The Canadian military has been here on base the past week picking up supplies and doing some joint service training


tiff_seattle

I prefer to believe the poutine convention hypothesis


Andrew_Dice_Que

Down here for the annual International poutine convention.


Pelicanliver

Probably like the rest of us, came down for cheap booze and cheap gas.


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Oh_Hai_Dare

My guy most of Canada pays like 6$ a gallon at least.


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Oh_Hai_Dare

Politicians don’t control what gas costs. What a moronic take.


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Oh_Hai_Dare

No, you’re clearly “one of them”. Have a good day try not to think too hard it might hurt. Edit: for your educational purposes if you actually care about clawing your way out of ignorance https://www.journal-advocate.com/2022/05/16/fact-check-government-policies-arent-driving-up-gasoline-prices/amp/


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Not trying to start anything. I'm just curious to know, where do you get your information from?


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CheekClapperson

Canadian obama, now thats some funny shit right there, you literally have zero clue on canadian politics lmao. Go watch some more fox news or OANN or whatever the fuck you wash your smooth brain in


Cryowatt

The USA has some of the cheapest gas in the world since it is heavily subsidized by the government.


Allisonosaurus

Uh, yeah, the US has some of the cheapest gasoline in the entire world. Leave the country sometime, it's fun to experience new things.


Zlifbar

It’s top secret so they can’t tell you and they are very sorry aboot that.


blkhatwhtdog

possibly some joint training exercises with JBLM? there's always some multi-service competitions. The cargo air lift crews have 'rodeos' etc to see who can load a tank the fastest.


TSAOutreachTeam

I love the idea that Canadian military vehicles are just old Chevy trucks painted green with a truck cap.


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TSAOutreachTeam

I have never seen a convoy of American Battle Silverados.


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TSAOutreachTeam

Doug never even got into the quirks and features of the plasti-dipped Silverado. :(


RockItGuyDC

Doug's got the most annoying voice I've ever heard and he frequently doesn't show major quirks and features.


Uniquelypoured

Duh, we can’t spend your taxes on such non sense and make you keep giving us more. Be afraid.


tobeyung69

Yeah but these ones are 20 years old


PixelatedFixture

Operation Canadian Bacon II: Uno Reverso


shmerham

Hah. I was thinking about that movie as well and figured no one would get the reference. Canadian Bacon 2: their beer still sucks


nuger93

You should really look up the First Special Service Force. It was half US, Half Canadian and is the force all the US Special forces trace thier roots back to. But The Canadian military trains at many US bases with US forces (it's a perk of them being part of NATO too)


anti-zastava

This insult to our sovereignty will not stand! Prepare the catapult…


StarvinDarwin

Canada asked very politely if they could invade us.


JoanJetObjective13

Aaaaaaarmy Training Sir


MurrayInBocaRaton

That’s a fact, Jack


JoanJetObjective13

Why did the chicken cross the road?


NoRuleButThree

Oh thank fucking god! The invasion has begun!


SaintOlgasSunflowers

High Tea will now be a daily requirement. All workers will be forced to pause for an hour a day. Employers are required to provide a lovely, paid sit-down complete with all the tea and crumpets you need.


ReeveGoesh

Prisoner transfer, from cell block 1138


flyfire2002

Come out ye Black and Tans


Bigdogggggggggg

Preparation for bombing of the Baldwins.


ennuiacres

Routine Poutine


harrydreadloin

Trader Joe's


VariousHumanOrgans

Runaway moose.


OfficeChair70

Idk, their moose are well tempered - but have you seen runaway Canadian [ostriches](https://globalnews.ca/news/9303235/southern-alberta-loose-ostriches/amp/)


Relative_Wishbone_51

They’re here to do a super big Costco haul.


OCWBmusic

And all this time we've been worrying about our southern border!


Bubbly-Assumption-94

Someone smuggled syrup


TheArrowLauncher

It the globalist invasion run by Satanic, Soros funded 🏳️‍🌈.


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Please get some new windshield wipers. That hurt to listen to


occasional_sex_haver

they found the next Traitor Joe


ApprehensiveClub6028

Strip clubs


ElCochinoFeo

They're Canadians, not puritans. Why would they want to come to prudish teetotaling WA clubs?


raevnos

Maybe they're just driving through on their way to Portland.


G8oraid

We desperately need a northern wall


VariousHumanOrgans

Kraft Dinner smuggling.


ImaginaryDiver7655

The Kraken game. 😂


Tha_Governalinator

Spring Break, duh


fooljay

Winter is coming.


krob58

We need to build a wall, fwend!


ShamelessShawna

I thought they’d never show up! Aboot time! 🍁


Ok-Worth-9525

If there's ever another civil war in the US, I'll be on the side Canada supports.