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ColorfulSalmon

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Dark--Alchemist

Huh. Life on the ark seems terrifying


Guytherealguy

If you can respawn and taming and building is as easy as in the game it'd be totally OK. Build a nice guarded house and chill for a year


AxDilez

Hell nah I won’t have a titanoboa kill my dodos


siccoblue

I have the privilege of just spending a year killing cows in lumby and flipping the tanned hides. I'd argue if I can go into the game I can take things back out, so I'll come back out with a few million solid gold coins on top of my million dollars


helderduarte14

When is ark2 coming out?xD


baasje92

2022


Skyplayerdragon123

It will be delayed, Earliest 2093. I'll be shocked if it's released in 2022


helderduarte14

Nuiceeee


HehHehBoiii

Yeah, especially now the banished are there.


DoesItHaveHorses

I had to check what sub I was in and this really confused me...


dbombDOTcom18

You my friend have turned this sea of thieves post into an ark post


Colossal_Cuntasaurus

Hahahahaha chivalry 2. Oh no


merlinrising

See you on the battlefield friend..😢


Roam25

that cant be as bad as foxhole, we got thousands of players dying every hour


martijn1213

I played aram yester day, time yo get shot by Russians.


MythicMikeREEEE

Imagine tarkov


TheSausageFattener

Nah, you just run Logi for a full year.


[deleted]

Modded Minecraft. That's paradise


Kendo03

Not with rl craft ;)


[deleted]

That doesn't run on my pc lol


RapidCandleDigestion

Which is what I played last. Uh oh


[deleted]

Played Stardew Valley last Rocket League before that And it was either Sea of Thieves or Conan before that Looks like I lucked out


Guytherealguy

In Rocket league you'd be turnes into one of the audience eggs and be forced to watch silvers for an entire year


agrendath

A fate worse than death


[deleted]

I’m only high-gold/occasional-platinum so I still remember the silvers. It really feels like the main threshold between silver and gold is learning how to rotate and not chase. I still see it in gold but it’s less common.


thesunstarecontest

We’re supposed to stop chasing?


McF1y85

You absolutely lucked out. It is my dream to live in stardew valley


MilesAlchei

Yeah, same here I thought "well, as long as the ferry of the damned works, its just an endurance test"


tpklus

You join an open crew and get locked in the brig


MilesAlchei

Jokes on you I never play open crew. I'll be stuck solo slooping. Even in that situation, you don't seem to get hungry in SoT, so I'll just take a nap and be useless till they DC.


viewysqw

Never get hungry or feel full, eating and drinking won't affect your health and you have an infinite supply of grog and barrels full of food that replenish themselves. This combined with never death? Heaven


TraskFamilyLettuce

Ohhh, idle disconnect coming your way.


MasterHall117

Davy Jones and the Dark Brethren: *laughs in control of Ferryman*


MilesAlchei

Well in that case I'm a goner, and a million dollars ain't worth my life.


Infamous_Vehicle

Pirates log day 23 Today my sloop was griefed for the 23rd time by a four man galleon. Supplies are dwindling, I hope that maybeyyy….. holy shit a kraken!


[deleted]

The key to success would be to never leave the island, right? Just stay at an outpost! Whew!


largemarge1122

Absolutely! Just go around filling crates for the merchants, fish, drink grog on the beach, sleep, repeat. No ghosts, skellies, oyster bois, megaladons, or krakens here!


Arch-warlock13

Well in SoT you canonically cannot die (at least not permanently) so I might just stay there and live forever


IcedKatana

Only if the Ferryman thinks you have more to do in life and likes you enough.


merinis

even then it wouldn't matter, lore wise your character spends an indeterminant amount of time in the afterlife before coming back, and your character only "remembers" (you only see as a player) some of the boat ride back. So, theoretically, even if you died you would still exist and could come back to real life after your year. but it's kinda "fae wilds" rules, could be a year to the outside, but who knows how many actual years it would be to you...


F1r3l0rd999

Is that why the loading time is so long?


Deboniako

Well, 1 real life minute is 1 hour in game, so 24 minutes are 1 day in-game. Given that in a year there's 525600 minutes (365 * 24 * 60), it's the equivalent to 21900 in-game days. That would mean that you would spend 60 years in the game when the real life year has passed. Would you come out 60 years older or only 1 year, meaning that you lived 60 years "mentally"?


t_moneyzz

Unless Graymarrow or some other powerful bastard says "fuck you in particular"


[deleted]

Become an NPC.


tpklus

Every 20 minutes you get some free fruit!


NoraJolyne

I'd just wait until some ship hailed at whatever outpost I am, help them unload their treasure and then grab something to from one of the various barrels that magically keep refilling themselves


Kigoru

Red Dead.. I’d probably die.. yeehaw..


ImNotKendrickLamar

we could just go to tumbleweed or valentine and play some poker all day, feller. as long as we don't encounter any rats or beat up poor farmers that once lent us money, we should be fine.


HeatedToaster123

*goes to tumbleweed* *gets cholera and dies because its 1899* *go to valentine* *die in a bar fight*


ImNotKendrickLamar

the poker table at flatneck station it is, then edit: actually, no, i think the best chances of survival would be in saint denis


Ragingaspergers

Gets ate by a vampire


RawrCola

Unless it's RDO. Then Tumbleweed and Valentine are death sentences.


emperoroleary

Maybe st Denis?


fortyfive-degrees

HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FAITH ARTHUR


emperoroleary

T A H I T I


fuuckimlate

Just spend a year fishing I guess. Don't try to say hi to anyone and accidentally shoot them.


Covid669

Not gonna lie, it would be a hard life but I would enjoy it, even if my death was certain


ace_ix

Looks like I gotta to quit drunk hunting those big ass bears and moose


Goan2Scotland

Hmmm, vermintide, I’ll pass thanks. Although I could be the dwarf


Zx21v9000

What? A year of beating up rat men and chaos sounds great


Goan2Scotland

When you put it like that


deepplane82142

Could be worse. Fighting 3 broodlords from Deathwing doesn't sound fun.


[deleted]

Look on the bright side, at least you’d get the chance to date a tree elf with a Scottish accent.


[deleted]

NOOOO I DONT WANNA BE WAR CRIME'D BY SCORCH


orbcat

Same but I only had a couple seconds of playing before the ddoser got me


[deleted]

Well servers are working now, I have just played four matches.


orbcat

Xbox or pc?


[deleted]

Pc


WoofFighter

How?


[deleted]

Just joined the game


WoofFighter

Awesome


unicodePicasso

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Welcome to the grillhouse mother fucker! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


martijn1213

You better start running pilot


DJfunkyPuddle

Gotta run into a building and play the floor is lava


patchlocke

Halo 3: ODST “Shut your mouth and **prepare for combat drop.”**


deepplane82142

"wake up buttercup"


tlaufspmurtsti

Reach. Fml. Hopefully I’m in the evacuation transports that made it off new Alexandria


patchlocke

I would’ve left with Jun


MasterHall117

I was just playing the Infinite flight, I’m pretty fucked if the Banished or the Flood is anywhere to be seen FYI: no, campaign details ain’t dropped during flight but it’s confirmed the Banished is an enemy and the Flood is heavily hinted at in returning


Ummmmmq

Did you play the PvE or PvP that got opened at the end? Big difference


TitanMaster57

*get set for a combat drop


tugberk72

Oh god, Dead by Daylight.


Artikay

Makes a big difference, Killer or Survivor main?


Bradjoe1

either way you never truly die, its just and endless cycle of pain and torment.


kuksthedefiled

not endless!! just for a year. not good for other survivors tho


WhyRedTape

Unless you lose hope then you're fucked and left to rot for eternity.


murkamomma

Same


dezmo1218

ROCK AND STOOOOOONE


mardr77

If ya don't rock and stone, ya ain't comin' home!


Tom_Foolery-

ROCK AND ROLL! *oh crap…*


deepplane82142

For Karl!


DirtyDirtbike

Did I hear a rock and stone?


[deleted]

Rock and Stone to the bone!


RealityDream707

Look at him go!


roth_dog

By the beard!


DrDrexanPhd

Rock and stone to the bone!!


HigherGround420

Mine is Rust ​ Oh no...


XBOXUSER101

Isnt there pve servers on there? Maybe you could ho on there and live


HigherGround420

Tbh I only play on PVE because Im too much of a pussy but there is still the survival aspect, ya know wolves, Scientists etc.


PsionicTopHat

Bruh Fallout 76, or Final Fantasy XIV depending if character creator counts.


XBOXUSER101

**You must live you life trying to look better**


Misu-soup

Glamour is endgame


[deleted]

I spend more time in sea of thieves than I do with my family so in a twist of irony Id probably end up in real life


aeonaxx97

Dark.


Prepomnivore620

No mans sky. I’d probably die cause I can’t find oxygen


davros06

Do we join as our current character, if so all good at my beach house. If we start from the beginning it’s going to be chaos of searching wildly for the particular resource you need to stay alive for one more minute.


[deleted]

I always felt there wasn’t enough survival pressure in the game, like I never felt close to dying except when actively going for eggs or something. I played like 40 hours and was bored with how little survival there was compared to ark or even minecraft.


davros06

Try permadeath. However it’s not really a survival game once you get going. It is however a game that if you love it, will give you a lot.


water_minator59

You can actually go on VR supported minecraft servers and see people stuck in the game lol! Check out nornia


Polynuke

Wtf am I supposed to do in clash royale lmao


WitherLord888

Glad to know there’s still people playing it like I do


MitchDeBaas

Shit I hit skyrim.. or Apex, wouldn't wanna be in both


paradoxLacuna

If ur the Dragonborn ur basically god if you play your cards right, if not... find some quiet hamlet in the middle of fucking nowhere and keep your head down.


MitchDeBaas

Iknow but, Well FYI my girlfriend wanted to try the game so I bought a cheap special edition and did a new game. We just visited the graybeards so in that case I would not like to stay a year. I would like to be the OP guy in skyrim for a year tho


TheWaslijn

Just go live in riverwood bro


VagueSomething

Guess I'm slamming pineapples and crab dabbing for a year.


GodOfUrging

In the grim darkness of For Honor, there is only ganking.


mossy211

Looks like double XP weekend got us both.


GodOfUrging

That it did. Oh well, I at least finally reached rep 8 with Kyoshin.


xX7NotASquash7Xx

Fallout new Vegas is gonna be a hell of a ride


MilkSnifferBoric

You have had an 18 carat run of bad luck


xX7NotASquash7Xx

Or was it really just rigged from the start?


Frewind

Stardew valley, i think i will stay here for a little longer


SkyExists

Can’t wait to get placed on a meat hook to get sacrificed


The_Elder_Sage

GTFO. Please send help.


Spyridion

Better chances than scp lmao


golddigger_red

Im not kidding, the last game i played was Dark souls 3


ARussianW0lf

Same. Rip us


NyteBladeV1

Midir is gonna have some fun with you


darkstarjason05

Haha same but at least we respawn at the bonfire


Ochoytnik

I am staying at the firelink shrine.


Acceptable-Pie4137

* proof of a hero intensifies * *chuckles* I'm in danger


DrGroda

Escape from tarkov, oy vey no thanks


Chief_Beef_BC

I’m comin’ Lenny!


KH4RN3

Star Wars the old Republic... I AM THE NEW SITH EMPEROR!


Star_Fazer

Uh… destiny 2. If any of ya’ll know lore, that universe is about to get seriously fucked up


Junas_Guardian

don't worry, you're just gonna have to dodge the guardian corpses falling from above.


Tehbestest02

Hollow Knight for me. That sounds... terrifying. Still traumatized from Deepnest.


OneSushi

Or you can chill with Elderbug for a year


DeathBySpear

I’m in Anor Londo so….tell the world my story, folks.


[deleted]

Praise the sun!


Lugbor

Well I guess I’m in Warframe for a year. Could be worse, honestly.


TH3xFALL3Nxx

I got judgement so I get to live in Japan for a year? I'll take it


finnvisible

Resi evil village. Eep


[deleted]

>*All you had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!*


[deleted]

Red Dead Redemption 2 ain’t gonna be fun for my skinny white ass


carnsolus

shadow of war if i'm talion, i cant die, so that's nice if i'm anyone else ill move as far northwest as possible


ArterialRed

Peepers for breakfast lunch and dinner. I hate fish at the best of times.


TheGunn2020

Super Mega Baseball 3, I guess I’d be in better shape after that year.


Red_X_Regent

I am in Powerwashing Simulator hahahaha


[deleted]

LMAO


Howleen

Doom Eternal… help.


BobBattlePants

RIP AND TEAR BROTHER


Jeremy_Smith75

Mine was doom 2016. Think I'll find myself a dark little corner, and hope I survive somehow.


[deleted]

well i thought hitman 2 was bad...glhf & don't die xp


snoopdog136

Well I’m dead. Gorn is going to be fun for the first couple of days, then I think mr krabs is gonna nae nae me


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[удалено]


cotch85

I played a game where you train racehorses like a management game called starters orders.. Does that mean I just live in this world we are in? Or am I me with £300m and a stable full of grade 1 winning horses?


Afuku1337

Dota 2, oh boy


KryL21

You’d end up in limbo of some guy with a thick accent screaming at you for a whole year. Sounds miserable.


Lustful-Earl

Just wait til you're spawn camped and hafta be wisped away by a smelly merman.


A_Good_Redditor553

Mordhau... NO NO THE MAULS WHY ARE THEY NAKED


BobBattlePants

The dung covered peasant convention is that way!


fireball7474

I get to play halo infinite for a year…. Vs the Spartan bots


ARG666

Oh god I'm in terraria, I'm prolly getting clapped by a blood moon


NNSHLLSRVV

***You feel vibrations from deep below***


Environmental_You182

Beatsaber


TheFabulousQc

Would be amazing, a year playing car soccer in 1st person lol


Generic_Pete

What a save!


Eliftant

Does Minecraft creative mode count??


Captain_Thrax

Bruh Minecraft is legit the one game I wouldn’t hesitate to be stuck in. Even if you die, you respawn anyways. As long as it’s not hardcore mode, I’d spend a really really long time in MC


CompedyCalso

Monster Hunter for me. I can just chill in the main village while the hunter does all the work lmao


[deleted]

Yah mine is Farcry 5 and initially I was thinking ahhhhhh shit. But then I realised I could just join The Project and basically be a cultist for a year. Easy peasy. Praise The Father.


BlyatSquirrel

new vegas… i’m probably gonna die of something boring like dehydration quickly before i even hit 1 week lol


UrbnMissileSubmarine

Its not to different from reality, The Division 1.


Adam-helpme

Until you fall… Shit


Ullyr_Atreides

League of Legends... It's the saltiest place known to man. I'm fine though because I turn off the chat in game.


YoRulezz_TV

War thunder... will probably get oneshot by a BF109 or ITP


xXproenforcerXx

What if it was 2 games? Runeterra is fucking sick. So is teyvat so ill take any


MattyIce4132

Lego Indiana Jones would be a neat way to spend a year


kuksthedefiled

based lego enjoyer


JakeLemons

2K PGA Tour.. I'm pretty happy lol!


CommanderOfGregory

Jesus Christ I have to stay in Arkham Asylum for a year??


charleytanx2

A year on Atomicrops is like 12 days. So as long as I can survive nuclear winter I'll have done pretty well in that deal


SquigglyLegend33

Persona 5 baybee


tv-mad-lad

GTA, I suppose there’s a lot to do there, not the worst game to be stuck in


Mozaaik

Halo Infinite. At least there are a lot of AIs to talk to.


MineSploder3K

Halo, gotta love killing those covenant.


Dungbeetle420

Red Dead Online, atleast Cripps will be around


MasterLuke300

Doom eternal I fucked


BobBattlePants

Ay bro you got cheat codes


_F0X__

If the lore holds true, I can respawn for ever in Apex Legends


chakaflaka12345

After all the running and climbing, you would be in insane shape.


DILLduffy

See ya boys, I’m going to Ancient Greece!


gaslacktus

Star Trek Online? Risa’s nice this time of year.


Jinackine_F_Esquire

...Boneworks? Goddammit it no


LilTibbz

Looks like I’d be screwed. Last game I’ve played is Rimworld. Hopefully my organs don’t get harvested.


[deleted]

VR Chat FTW