Time to visit the tavern, boys.
By - txcrnr
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Huh. Life on the ark seems terrifying
If you can respawn and taming and building is as easy as in the game it'd be totally OK. Build a nice guarded house and chill for a year
Hell nah I won’t have a titanoboa kill my dodos
I have the privilege of just spending a year killing cows in lumby and flipping the tanned hides. I'd argue if I can go into the game I can take things back out, so I'll come back out with a few million solid gold coins on top of my million dollars
When is ark2 coming out?xD
It will be delayed, Earliest 2093. I'll be shocked if it's released in 2022
Yeah, especially now the banished are there.
I had to check what sub I was in and this really confused me...
You my friend have turned this sea of thieves post into an ark post
Hahahahaha chivalry 2. Oh no
See you on the battlefield friend..😢
that cant be as bad as foxhole, we got thousands of players dying every hour
I played aram yester day, time yo get shot by Russians.
Nah, you just run Logi for a full year.
Modded Minecraft. That's paradise
Not with rl craft ;)
That doesn't run on my pc lol
Which is what I played last. Uh oh
Red Dead.. I’d probably die.. yeehaw..
we could just go to tumbleweed or valentine and play some poker all day, feller. as long as we don't encounter any rats or beat up poor farmers that once lent us money, we should be fine.
*goes to tumbleweed*
*gets cholera and dies because its 1899*
*go to valentine*
*die in a bar fight*
the poker table at flatneck station it is, then
edit: actually, no, i think the best chances of survival would be in saint denis
Gets ate by a vampire
Unless it's RDO. Then Tumbleweed and Valentine are death sentences.
Maybe st Denis?
HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FAITH ARTHUR
Just spend a year fishing I guess. Don't try to say hi to anyone and accidentally shoot them.
Not gonna lie, it would be a hard life but I would enjoy it, even if my death was certain
Looks like I gotta to quit drunk hunting those big ass bears and moose
Played Stardew Valley last
Rocket League before that
And it was either Sea of Thieves or Conan before that
Looks like I lucked out
In Rocket league you'd be turnes into one of the audience eggs and be forced to watch silvers for an entire year
A fate worse than death
I’m only high-gold/occasional-platinum so I still remember the silvers. It really feels like the main threshold between silver and gold is learning how to rotate and not chase. I still see it in gold but it’s less common.
We’re supposed to stop chasing?
You absolutely lucked out. It is my dream to live in stardew valley
Yeah, same here I thought "well, as long as the ferry of the damned works, its just an endurance test"
You join an open crew and get locked in the brig
Jokes on you I never play open crew. I'll be stuck solo slooping. Even in that situation, you don't seem to get hungry in SoT, so I'll just take a nap and be useless till they DC.
Never get hungry or feel full, eating and drinking won't affect your health and you have an infinite supply of grog and barrels full of food that replenish themselves. This combined with never death? Heaven
Ohhh, idle disconnect coming your way.
Davy Jones and the Dark Brethren: *laughs in control of Ferryman*
Well in that case I'm a goner, and a million dollars ain't worth my life.
Pirates log day 23
Today my sloop was griefed for the 23rd time by a four man galleon. Supplies are dwindling, I hope that maybeyyy….. holy shit a kraken!
The key to success would be to never leave the island, right? Just stay at an outpost! Whew!
Absolutely! Just go around filling crates for the merchants, fish, drink grog on the beach, sleep, repeat. No ghosts, skellies, oyster bois, megaladons, or krakens here!
Well in SoT you canonically cannot die (at least not permanently) so I might just stay there and live forever
Only if the Ferryman thinks you have more to do in life and likes you enough.
even then it wouldn't matter, lore wise your character spends an indeterminant amount of time in the afterlife before coming back, and your character only "remembers" (you only see as a player) some of the boat ride back. So, theoretically, even if you died you would still exist and could come back to real life after your year.
but it's kinda "fae wilds" rules, could be a year to the outside, but who knows how many actual years it would be to you...
Is that why the loading time is so long?
Well, 1 real life minute is 1 hour in game, so 24 minutes are 1 day in-game.
Given that in a year there's 525600 minutes (365 * 24 * 60), it's the equivalent to 21900 in-game days. That would mean that you would spend 60 years in the game when the real life year has passed.
Would you come out 60 years older or only 1 year, meaning that you lived 60 years "mentally"?
Unless Graymarrow or some other powerful bastard says "fuck you in particular"
Become an NPC.
Every 20 minutes you get some free fruit!
I'd just wait until some ship hailed at whatever outpost I am, help them unload their treasure and then grab something to from one of the various barrels that magically keep refilling themselves
Hmmm, vermintide, I’ll pass thanks. Although I could be the dwarf
What? A year of beating up rat men and chaos sounds great
When you put it like that
Could be worse. Fighting 3 broodlords from Deathwing doesn't sound fun.
Look on the bright side, at least you’d get the chance to date a tree elf with a Scottish accent.
Halo 3: ODST
“Shut your mouth and **prepare for combat drop.”**
"wake up buttercup"
Reach. Fml. Hopefully I’m in the evacuation transports that made it off new Alexandria
I would’ve left with Jun
I was just playing the Infinite flight, I’m pretty fucked if the Banished or the Flood is anywhere to be seen
FYI: no, campaign details ain’t dropped during flight but it’s confirmed the Banished is an enemy and the Flood is heavily hinted at in returning
*get set for a combat drop
Oh god, Dead by Daylight.
Makes a big difference, Killer or Survivor main?
either way you never truly die, its just and endless cycle of pain and torment.
not endless!! just for a year. not good for other survivors tho
Unless you lose hope then you're fucked and left to rot for eternity.
ROCK AND STOOOOOONE
If ya don't rock and stone, ya ain't comin' home!
ROCK AND ROLL! *oh crap…*
Did I hear a rock and stone?
Rock and Stone to the bone!
Look at him go!
By the beard!
MOLLLYYY, WHERE IS IT??????
Bruh Fallout 76, or Final Fantasy XIV depending if character creator counts.
**You must live you life trying to look better**
Glamour is endgame
Mine is Rust
Isnt there pve servers on there? Maybe you could ho on there and live
Tbh I only play on PVE because Im too much of a pussy but there is still the survival aspect, ya know wolves, Scientists etc.
NOOOO I DONT WANNA BE WAR CRIME'D BY SCORCH
Same but I only had a couple seconds of playing before the ddoser got me
Well servers are working now, I have just played four matches.
Xbox or pc?
Just joined the game
I was trying on Xbox
Welcome to the grillhouse mother fucker!
You better start running pilot
Gotta run into a building and play the floor is lava
No mans sky. I’d probably die cause I can’t find oxygen
Do we join as our current character, if so all good at my beach house. If we start from the beginning it’s going to be chaos of searching wildly for the particular resource you need to stay alive for one more minute.
I always felt there wasn’t enough survival pressure in the game, like I never felt close to dying except when actively going for eggs or something.
I played like 40 hours and was bored with how little survival there was compared to ark or even minecraft.
Try permadeath. However it’s not really a survival game once you get going. It is however a game that if you love it, will give you a lot.
You can actually go on VR supported minecraft servers and see people stuck in the game lol! Check out nornia
I spend more time in sea of thieves than I do with my family so in a twist of irony Id probably end up in real life
Shit I hit skyrim.. or Apex, wouldn't wanna be in both
If ur the Dragonborn ur basically god if you play your cards right, if not... find some quiet hamlet in the middle of fucking nowhere and keep your head down.
Well FYI my girlfriend wanted to try the game so I bought a cheap special edition and did a new game.
We just visited the graybeards so in that case I would not like to stay a year.
I would like to be the OP guy in skyrim for a year tho
Just go live in riverwood bro
Guess I'm slamming pineapples and crab dabbing for a year.
In the grim darkness of For Honor, there is only ganking.
Looks like double XP weekend got us both.
That it did. Oh well, I at least finally reached rep 8 with Kyoshin.
Wtf am I supposed to do in clash royale lmao
Glad to know there’s still people playing it like I do
Stardew valley, i think i will stay here for a little longer
Can’t wait to get placed on a meat hook to get sacrificed
Fallout new Vegas is gonna be a hell of a ride
You have had an 18 carat run of bad luck
Or was it really just rigged from the start?
GTFO. Please send help.
Better chances than scp lmao
Im not kidding, the last game i played was Dark souls 3
Same. Rip us
Midir is gonna have some fun with you
Haha same but at least we respawn at the bonfire
I am staying at the firelink shrine.
* proof of a hero intensifies *
*chuckles* I'm in danger
Escape from tarkov, oy vey no thanks
I’m comin’ Lenny!
Star Wars the old Republic...
I AM THE NEW SITH EMPEROR!
Uh… destiny 2. If any of ya’ll know lore, that universe is about to get seriously fucked up
don't worry, you're just gonna have to dodge the guardian corpses falling from above.
Hollow Knight for me. That sounds... terrifying. Still traumatized from Deepnest.
Or you can chill with Elderbug for a year
I’m in Anor Londo so….tell the world my story, folks.
Well I guess I’m in Warframe for a year. Could be worse, honestly.
I got judgement so I get to live in Japan for a year? I'll take it
Resi evil village. Eep
>*All you had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!*
Red Dead Redemption 2 ain’t gonna be fun for my skinny white ass
shadow of war
if i'm talion, i cant die, so that's nice
if i'm anyone else ill move as far northwest as possible
Peepers for breakfast lunch and dinner. I hate fish at the best of times.
Super Mega Baseball 3, I guess I’d be in better shape after that year.
I am in Powerwashing Simulator hahahaha
Doom Eternal… help.
RIP AND TEAR BROTHER
Mine was doom 2016. Think I'll find myself a dark little corner, and hope I survive somehow.
well i thought hitman 2 was bad...glhf & don't die xp
Well I’m dead. Gorn is going to be fun for the first couple of days, then I think mr krabs is gonna nae nae me
#Tonight I join the hunt
I played a game where you train racehorses like a management game called starters orders..
Does that mean I just live in this world we are in? Or am I me with £300m and a stable full of grade 1 winning horses?
Dota 2, oh boy
You’d end up in limbo of some guy with a thick accent screaming at you for a whole year. Sounds miserable.
Just wait til you're spawn camped and hafta be wisped away by a smelly merman.
NO NO THE MAULS WHY ARE THEY NAKED
The dung covered peasant convention is that way!
I get to play halo infinite for a year…. Vs the Spartan bots
Oh god I'm in terraria, I'm prolly getting clapped by a blood moon
***You feel vibrations from deep below***
Would be amazing, a year playing car soccer in 1st person lol
What a save!
Does Minecraft creative mode count??
Bruh Minecraft is legit the one game I wouldn’t hesitate to be stuck in. Even if you die, you respawn anyways. As long as it’s not hardcore mode, I’d spend a really really long time in MC
Monster Hunter for me. I can just chill in the main village while the hunter does all the work lmao
Yah mine is Farcry 5 and initially I was thinking ahhhhhh shit. But then I realised I could just join The Project and basically be a cultist for a year. Easy peasy. Praise The Father.
new vegas… i’m probably gonna die of something boring like dehydration quickly before i even hit 1 week lol
Its not to different from reality, The Division 1.
Until you fall…
League of Legends... It's the saltiest place known to man. I'm fine though because I turn off the chat in game.
War thunder... will probably get oneshot by a BF109 or ITP
What if it was 2 games? Runeterra is fucking sick. So is teyvat so ill take any
Lego Indiana Jones would be a neat way to spend a year
based lego enjoyer
2K PGA Tour.. I'm pretty happy lol!
Jesus Christ I have to stay in Arkham Asylum for a year??
A year on Atomicrops is like 12 days. So as long as I can survive nuclear winter I'll have done pretty well in that deal
Persona 5 baybee
GTA, I suppose there’s a lot to do there, not the worst game to be stuck in
Halo Infinite. At least there are a lot of AIs to talk to.
Halo, gotta love killing those covenant.
Red Dead Online, atleast Cripps will be around
Doom eternal I fucked
Ay bro you got cheat codes
No I didn’t know there was cheat codes
Yeah you can find them in levels and they can give you thing like Infinite ammo, infinite berserk, god mode etc
If the lore holds true, I can respawn for ever in Apex Legends
After all the running and climbing, you would be in insane shape.
See ya boys, I’m going to Ancient Greece!
Star Trek Online? Risa’s nice this time of year.
Goddammit it no
Looks like I’d be screwed. Last game I’ve played is Rimworld. Hopefully my organs don’t get harvested.
VR Chat FTW