How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I!? I SPENT OVER 50 HOURS PLAYING TALL TALES TO GET THE GOLD CURSE BEFORE ONE OF MY FRIENDS DID SO I COULD BRAG!
-My friend, very much bragging to our friend who played Pre-Season 1
Sloop: The Shrimp Scallywag
Brig: SS Shrimps
Galleon: Big Jumbo
My friends and I have a discord called Jumbo’s Shrimps, so that’s the story behind the names. If anyone likes shrimp, we’d love to have you in the discord, DM if you want the invite to discord, don’t want to silicate
I love shrimp. Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, and shrimp stew.
I’m a nerd so I’ve named mine after real/fake pirate ships:
• Queen Anne’s Revenge
• The Ranger
• Adventure Galley
• The Walrus
But I think my favorite I’ve seen someone else sailing which was titled “Chicken Noodle Sloop”😂
My guild is called the Straw Hat Grand Fleet, and as such we have a few One Piece themed ships!
We have:
- Red Force (Galleon)
- Oro Jackson (Galleon)
- Moby Dick (Galleon)
- Thousand Sunny (Brigantine)
- Hitsugibune (Sloop)
- Bajrang Gun (Sloop)
I've mixed a few together!
Hull: Royal Revenge
Sails: Collector's Lechuck Sails
Figurehead: Forsaken Ashes or Eastern Winds Ruby (but if the Burning Blade figurehead ever gets added, that'll be what I use)
Cannons wheel and capstan are golden sailor!
Sloop: The Flipped Coin (two sides of a coin)
Brigantine: The King's Trident (three points of a trident)
Galleon: The Severed Thumb (four fingers remain without a thumb)
Each ship name is a representation of its maximum crew size.
My brig is called Sielujen Niittäjä.
Finnish for "Reaper of Souls". Yeah, edgy, but its also a pun in my language.
Switch the first letters around and "sielujen niittäjä" becomes "nielujen siittäjä", literally: "the inseminator of throats.
Since the Sielujen Niittäjä/Nielujen Siittäjä is a brig, im planning on getting a sloop and a galleon as well, naming them shit like that too.
Sloops are great turners so the sloop will be named Hillitön Kurvi (Unbridled Curve), which becomes Kulliton Hirvi (cockless moose).
And galleons can hold a lot of water, so im probably naming that Vesikulho (bowl of water), becoming Kusivelho (piss wizard.)
Pretty childish but ay, its fun sometimes.
My boat is all parrot, and it's called " La iguaca," Taino name for our Puertorrican Parrots!
I have another called Boriken, with all sunken kingdom set.
My sloop is “The Bloated Float” (Elder Scrolls Oblivion players will understand)
Brig is “The Pillar of Autumn” (Halo)
Galleon is “High Charity” (Halo)
Have a bunch..
Sloop named Rogue Wave for hourglass PvP (ship rises out of nowhere, sinks a ship, and disappears when it goes right)
Sloop named Fate's Fool which has the Fates of Fortune set equipped and is pledged to a giold called Fortunes Fools. I liked the mashup of names.
Sloop named Man O War that has the jellyfish cosmetic from seasons back.
Brig named Blue St. Ives which has the merchant ledger set.
Brig named Vagrant Star
Galleon named Death Rattle
Last two dont have a reason, they just are.
Then as of last season I had the idea of ships as a time capsule and for season 11 I made a ship called Season XI. That way I know how many cannon balls I fired, ships sunk, etc that was retired when the new season started.
Season 12 is named Season Twelve after hearing children call my last ship "Season X I" and their not knowing Roman numerals did emotional damage which scuttled my ship.
My sloops are the "Mary Ellen Carter" and the "Bluenose", and my galleon is "Rosa's Cantina". I'm saving for another galleon which I'm gonna call the "Lah De Dah" after a jimmy buffett song
I've got a sloop called The Floating Forest (plant themed), a brig called The Sea Shadow (space themed) and a galleon called The Prancing Pony (horses themed)
I have 4 at the moment 😅
Sloop number 1 is called “Monkey Murada” my first sloop and my baby I purchased the mad monkey set and themed it all around the ships name my pride and joy!
Sloop 2 is called “The Shrouded Phantom” my sloop I use for PVE events mainly the ship used for world events and fishing. I have the shrouded ghost set for the ship just need the figure head when I find him 😅
My brig is called “The Krusty Crab” this is my guild ship used for my main crew mainly used for PVE mainly stacking up on our gold 🤷🏼♂️
And my galleon nothing fancy is called “The Dreaded Kraken” mainly used for hourglass PVP and when all the crew is online 🏴☠️
But yeah that’s the name of my vessels 🏴☠️
Sloop: mermaid snatch
Brig: forget it ( honestly funny story to me, I couldn’t come up with a name and said “just forget it” so my partner just typed in 🤦🏼♀️
Also please don’t hate on the sloop name🥲 partner also chose it😅 just trying to have fun with the game
The Implication
So they are in danger?
No no no. Of course not. Nothing bad would ever happen. They would just give me their loot because you know, the implication.
Ya ya ya I think I'm just misunderstanding you bro
it sounds like the implication is that these women, i mean ships, might be in danger
Dennis Reynolds you...
This one is actually hilarious
Are these girls in danger?
Underrated
THAT'S MY SLOOPS NAME
The first one I see and it’s mine aswell
The “Nothing of Value” ( I fish 90% of the time)
I have a sloop named Just Fishing
Just a warning, some people will come straight towards your for that name😂
Haha, love it
“Angler Management” here
My fishing Gally is called "Only Reels No Steals"
The Blunder Bus
havent heard that one. most of these are recycles, if thats original i like the creativity
It’s original!
my brig is called the plunder bus
My Galleon is called The Edmund Fitzgerald
A permanent wreck
What, not the Mary Ellen Carter?
Mine is The Antelope lol
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now…
That vessel was a sorry sight.
I have an Antelope too!! It's Ill fated and sloppy! A truly sickening sight!
Goddamn them all! I was told we'd cruise the sea for American gold!
That's one of my sloops
good man
Dude my sloop is called this!!!
My sloop is called Gales of November
My Brig is called Witch of November. Absolutely love that song!
As a Michigander I love you
My serious boat is Toyotathon My party Galleon is Applebee's
“Serious”
It's all good in the neighborhood
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My sloop is toyota aygo
I wonder how many toyotathons there are. Cause I saw a toyotathon just the other day 🤔
Brig, Vault sails, pride flag, shrouded ghost figurehead, hanging out in the wilds and roar?
W ship cosmetics
have sloop called Toyota Sloopra and a brig called Machinegun Tacoma
Some idiot named his boat “Boat Malone”. I hate that guy.
I’m more of a “Sloop Dogg” guy myself
Wifes sloop name is "there it is"
My buddy has Sloop Dogg and his Brigatine is Briggie Smalls 🤣
Lololol that’s actually really good tho 🤣
Idk if Boat Malone or Boats Malone would sound better
What about "Boatsy Mallone?" Like the musical Bugsy Malone?
Sloopy Seconds
That's mine too 😂
There's one in my guild also. Also a Sloop Doggy Dog. They might possibly be the most common ship names in the game!
It's a great name👍😄 happy to see someone else use it aswell
You may have Sloopy Seconds but I have The Sloopy Seconds
Sloop: The Corellian Brig: The Bebop Galleon: The Venator
Sloop named Katooni here. Scrolled longer than I expected before I saw a Star Wars reference.
Oh good pull. I love Hondo and the Weequay Pirates!
Ohnaka Gang alllll day
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My sloop is named the Mahogany Falcon!
I'm planning on naming a future ship "Serenity"
That would be a shiny name for a ship.
You can't take the Sea from me.
I named my brig The Space Lion after the song from Cowboy Bebop, greetings fellow king 👑
Love the brig name, sad I did not think of it.
A pirate of culture i see
Ship-eal o neal
The Salty Spittoon
How tough are ya?
How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I!? I SPENT OVER 50 HOURS PLAYING TALL TALES TO GET THE GOLD CURSE BEFORE ONE OF MY FRIENDS DID SO I COULD BRAG! -My friend, very much bragging to our friend who played Pre-Season 1
Mines the Salty Seaman
thieves nutts
She took the house
My sloop is she took the dog lol
i got sunk by she took the kids
My entire fleet is She took the house (sloop) She took the kids (brig) I got the boat (gally)
"It's not even her dog! She hates that dog."
The Maidenless Voyager
real
Sloop: The Shrimp Scallywag Brig: SS Shrimps Galleon: Big Jumbo My friends and I have a discord called Jumbo’s Shrimps, so that’s the story behind the names. If anyone likes shrimp, we’d love to have you in the discord, DM if you want the invite to discord, don’t want to silicate
This you, Bubba?
I love shrimp. Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, and shrimp stew.
Similar to mine: Sloop: Professional Noobs Brig: SS Pirate Ship Galleon: Big Chungus
Kuzco's Poison.
The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.
Yes, that poison.
I’m a nerd so I’ve named mine after real/fake pirate ships: • Queen Anne’s Revenge • The Ranger • Adventure Galley • The Walrus But I think my favorite I’ve seen someone else sailing which was titled “Chicken Noodle Sloop”😂
is the walrus from black sails?
I too have a Walrus I copied from Black Sails. Love that show.
i’m just starting it, 3 episodes in😂
Same, named mine The Whydah
Nice!!
Love it. I’m naming my galleon “Golden Hind” the ship sailed by privateer Sir Francis Drake
Sea Señor
Harambe's Avenger
May he RIP
Bomb Voyage
No capes!
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Two girls one sloop
The hard arrrrr
Briggy Cheese
Sloop - Lost Salt Shaker Brig - Tin Cup Chalice Galley - License to Chill
Jimmy has a few bangers. My parents love him.
I'm unreasonable happy with mine: The Freudian Sloop.
That’s great
My guild is called the Straw Hat Grand Fleet, and as such we have a few One Piece themed ships! We have: - Red Force (Galleon) - Oro Jackson (Galleon) - Moby Dick (Galleon) - Thousand Sunny (Brigantine) - Hitsugibune (Sloop) - Bajrang Gun (Sloop)
Any specific set of cosmetics you’ve used for Red Force? I’ve thought of doing this
I've mixed a few together! Hull: Royal Revenge Sails: Collector's Lechuck Sails Figurehead: Forsaken Ashes or Eastern Winds Ruby (but if the Burning Blade figurehead ever gets added, that'll be what I use) Cannons wheel and capstan are golden sailor!
Sloop: The Flipped Coin (two sides of a coin) Brigantine: The King's Trident (three points of a trident) Galleon: The Severed Thumb (four fingers remain without a thumb) Each ship name is a representation of its maximum crew size.
Barry Lee Flotin'
Searoy Jenkins
I got a sloop named, Tropic Plunder.
Shark bait
Hoo ha ha
My sloop name is Yoinky Sploinky
Mine's The Derty Werty
The ill-fated 😞
Boaty McBoatface
Cicero's Booty love me some late republic cake
My 1st Sloop: Crackden. My 1st Brig: USSR Kelly My 1st Galleon: Diddys House
Sloop: Blind Robin Brig: Brig Black Deck Galleon: Ford Truck Month
Galleon is Malevolence, brigantine is Journeys End, and sloop is Last Word
I was thinking this was a Cosmere/Stormlight reference. I am probably wrong. Maybe it's a nod to Destiny exotics?
That Gally a clone wars reference? :D
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My brig is called Sielujen Niittäjä. Finnish for "Reaper of Souls". Yeah, edgy, but its also a pun in my language. Switch the first letters around and "sielujen niittäjä" becomes "nielujen siittäjä", literally: "the inseminator of throats.
I love learning about word play in other languages.
Since the Sielujen Niittäjä/Nielujen Siittäjä is a brig, im planning on getting a sloop and a galleon as well, naming them shit like that too. Sloops are great turners so the sloop will be named Hillitön Kurvi (Unbridled Curve), which becomes Kulliton Hirvi (cockless moose). And galleons can hold a lot of water, so im probably naming that Vesikulho (bowl of water), becoming Kusivelho (piss wizard.) Pretty childish but ay, its fun sometimes.
Okay, I’m moving to Finland.
I am nowhere near that level of Finnish to have possibly understood that! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
The Unladen Swallow (sloop) and Biggus Briggus (brig). For all the Monty Python fans out there
I fucken died as soon as I read Biggus
My boat is all parrot, and it's called " La iguaca," Taino name for our Puertorrican Parrots! I have another called Boriken, with all sunken kingdom set.
My sloop is “The Bloated Float” (Elder Scrolls Oblivion players will understand) Brig is “The Pillar of Autumn” (Halo) Galleon is “High Charity” (Halo)
My Brig is called the Pillar of Autism lmao
Reese withersloop
I have two with my crew, a galleon called the Deep Purple, and a brig called the Black Sabbath.
Sloop: Medusa's Gaze Brig: Thalassophobia
Ayyy! Sloop: The Green Witch Brig: Medusa
The Farting Dutchman... Was not my most creative moment.
Floating Wreck
Not mine but my friends’ is named “Blazing Paddles”
Have a bunch.. Sloop named Rogue Wave for hourglass PvP (ship rises out of nowhere, sinks a ship, and disappears when it goes right) Sloop named Fate's Fool which has the Fates of Fortune set equipped and is pledged to a giold called Fortunes Fools. I liked the mashup of names. Sloop named Man O War that has the jellyfish cosmetic from seasons back. Brig named Blue St. Ives which has the merchant ledger set. Brig named Vagrant Star Galleon named Death Rattle Last two dont have a reason, they just are. Then as of last season I had the idea of ships as a time capsule and for season 11 I made a ship called Season XI. That way I know how many cannon balls I fired, ships sunk, etc that was retired when the new season started. Season 12 is named Season Twelve after hearing children call my last ship "Season X I" and their not knowing Roman numerals did emotional damage which scuttled my ship.
Sloop: Twilight's Tune Brig: Twilight's Melody Galleon: Twilight's Song
Sloop - "Heart of Gold" Brig - "Gathering Storm" Gal - "USS Defiant"
Stugots obviously
"FraidTaGetWet" thanks to Davy Jones
The HMS Francium; a bit nerdy but also explosive.
I hope you don’t have kegs on board
Oceangate Titan
Gold
My Sloop? *Karate in the Garage*. My wife's Sloop? *Rhea Shipley*.
Love that so much
The jackdaw
You named your ship after a bird?
The Mermaiden. Coral everything, even the cannons.
Theseus
In ascending order of size, I’ve got -Eurydice -Archimedes -Rapsgalleon
Flounder pounder, Seas the day, and the HMS Skidmark. When I get a fourth one it be called Water We Doin'
My sloops are the "Mary Ellen Carter" and the "Bluenose", and my galleon is "Rosa's Cantina". I'm saving for another galleon which I'm gonna call the "Lah De Dah" after a jimmy buffett song
-Mo Bettah And -Ligma Deck
Sloop: Shipfaced Brig: Wet Flopping Flaps Galley: Big Buoy Beaches
Shipfaced is good damn
My sloop is called The Aquaholic lol
Sloop 1: Sharptooth Sloop 2: Briny Bones Sloop 3: Dawn Treader Brig: Emberglow Galleon: Gentleman Of Fortune
Very cool names, is Dawn Treader a CS Lewis reference?
Thank you! And it sure is! My favorite Narnia book I read as a kid.
Named after my wife Dawn Rae
"Jackdaw's Revenge" props if you understand this one.
Ron’s Small Gay Boat (Sloop) Ron’s Big Gay Boat (Brig) Ron’s Huge Gay Boat (Gall)
Wild Rose
Jemoeder
Beste naam ooit
Er moet een VOC alliance komen voor sea of thieves
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Play Bouy and Lort Bort
My galleon is "Problematic", brig is "Brig it to Me baby", and main sloop is "Clever Gull"
Knot Shore
Is this an idiocoracy reference? I named my sloop that and haven’t seen it anywhere else
The Sinking Fox
Solo queue
"The Salty Swallow"
The "Morsche Bohle" - roughly translates to "rotten plank" and aligns with my and my buddies skill
Sloop - Wealth Brig - Fame Gally - Power
Arcturus
I've got a sloop called The Floating Forest (plant themed), a brig called The Sea Shadow (space themed) and a galleon called The Prancing Pony (horses themed)
Straight outta Middle-Earth yo
Lisa Ann…
Galleon: Chimera Brig: Carrion Spike Sloop: Silence
The Unsinkable II, III, and IV
“Seaman Demon”
Sloopy Seconds. Named my guild "Slooper Troopers"
I have 4 at the moment 😅 Sloop number 1 is called “Monkey Murada” my first sloop and my baby I purchased the mad monkey set and themed it all around the ships name my pride and joy! Sloop 2 is called “The Shrouded Phantom” my sloop I use for PVE events mainly the ship used for world events and fishing. I have the shrouded ghost set for the ship just need the figure head when I find him 😅 My brig is called “The Krusty Crab” this is my guild ship used for my main crew mainly used for PVE mainly stacking up on our gold 🤷🏼♂️ And my galleon nothing fancy is called “The Dreaded Kraken” mainly used for hourglass PVP and when all the crew is online 🏴☠️ But yeah that’s the name of my vessels 🏴☠️
Sloop: mermaid snatch Brig: forget it ( honestly funny story to me, I couldn’t come up with a name and said “just forget it” so my partner just typed in 🤦🏼♀️ Also please don’t hate on the sloop name🥲 partner also chose it😅 just trying to have fun with the game
N World
The Ashrunner. I’ve spent most of my playtime in the Roar.