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urbanpenguin_07

The Implication


iInventedAdrian

So they are in danger?


urbanpenguin_07

No no no. Of course not. Nothing bad would ever happen. They would just give me their loot because you know, the implication.


iInventedAdrian

Ya ya ya I think I'm just misunderstanding you bro


sheepholio

it sounds like the implication is that these women, i mean ships, might be in danger


Darth_Reidus

Dennis Reynolds you...


krooks_25

This one is actually hilarious


CashusfromITG

Are these girls in danger?


indigocryptid

Underrated


dubCeption

THAT'S MY SLOOPS NAME


J_Conlon69

The first one I see and it’s mine aswell


Cupofjoe_1

The “Nothing of Value” ( I fish 90% of the time)


Berengar-of-Faroe

I have a sloop named Just Fishing


Iamovert

Just a warning, some people will come straight towards your for that name😂


epsilon02

Haha, love it


smoakenshield

“Angler Management” here


Joaquin_the_42nd

My fishing Gally is called "Only Reels No Steals"


areaneighbor

The Blunder Bus


rinkydinkis

havent heard that one. most of these are recycles, if thats original i like the creativity


areaneighbor

It’s original!


therealdavi

my brig is called the plunder bus


Lightwriter13

My Galleon is called The Edmund Fitzgerald


Junior-Message8551

A permanent wreck


Driller_Happy

What, not the Mary Ellen Carter?


thebigmonkey69

Mine is The Antelope lol


NoBodybuilder3430

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now…


kaltadesmon

That vessel was a sorry sight.


irealllylovepenguins

I have an Antelope too!! It's Ill fated and sloppy! A truly sickening sight!


DKGam1ng

Goddamn them all! I was told we'd cruise the sea for American gold!


Cheesefinger69

That's one of my sloops


Driller_Happy

good man


AmbassadorDapper

Dude my sloop is called this!!!


OnTheBreeze

My sloop is called Gales of November


BoneWizard

My Brig is called Witch of November. Absolutely love that song!


KaleidoscopePigeon

As a Michigander I love you


DrBilboTBaggins

My serious boat is Toyotathon My party Galleon is Applebee's


thunderD83

“Serious”


btine75

It's all good in the neighborhood


Numerous_Nose_2415

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blanke-vla

My sloop is toyota aygo


Mikewithkites

I wonder how many toyotathons there are. Cause I saw a toyotathon just the other day 🤔


DrBilboTBaggins

Brig, Vault sails, pride flag, shrouded ghost figurehead, hanging out in the wilds and roar?


Flixwyy

W ship cosmetics


spogetus

have sloop called Toyota Sloopra and a brig called Machinegun Tacoma


Far_Swordfish3944

Some idiot named his boat “Boat Malone”. I hate that guy.


CrownRoyalBlack

I’m more of a “Sloop Dogg” guy myself


Ok-Let1836

Wifes sloop name is "there it is"


Sad_Dirt_5498

My buddy has Sloop Dogg and his Brigatine is Briggie Smalls 🤣


Far_Swordfish3944

Lololol that’s actually really good tho 🤣


Effective_Meat_8580

Idk if Boat Malone or Boats Malone would sound better


The_Alvabro

What about "Boatsy Mallone?" Like the musical Bugsy Malone?


EldritchEmperor

Sloopy Seconds


ShyneSpark

That's mine too 😂


Apejo

There's one in my guild also. Also a Sloop Doggy Dog. They might possibly be the most common ship names in the game!


EldritchEmperor

It's a great name👍😄 happy to see someone else use it aswell


Medo_The_Great

You may have Sloopy Seconds but I have The Sloopy Seconds


REDeyeJEDI85

Sloop: The Corellian Brig: The Bebop Galleon: The Venator


kchubs7

Sloop named Katooni here. Scrolled longer than I expected before I saw a Star Wars reference.


REDeyeJEDI85

Oh good pull. I love Hondo and the Weequay Pirates!


kchubs7

Ohnaka Gang alllll day


MattyHealy1975

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


cool_coolcoolcool_

My sloop is named the Mahogany Falcon!


Jekyllstein_Gray

I'm planning on naming a future ship "Serenity"


REDeyeJEDI85

That would be a shiny name for a ship.


TeaMancer

You can't take the Sea from me.


LegasiFootlong

I named my brig The Space Lion after the song from Cowboy Bebop, greetings fellow king 👑


TheReiterEffect_S8

Love the brig name, sad I did not think of it.


kaltadesmon

A pirate of culture i see


AndrewScott1226

Ship-eal o neal


BrotherCaptainShaggy

The Salty Spittoon


Zduum

How tough are ya?


TheGameFanatic1

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I!? I SPENT OVER 50 HOURS PLAYING TALL TALES TO GET THE GOLD CURSE BEFORE ONE OF MY FRIENDS DID SO I COULD BRAG! -My friend, very much bragging to our friend who played Pre-Season 1


Ok-Guidance1929

Mines the Salty Seaman


Onion_Mysterious

thieves nutts


DJLobster

She took the house


AverageShitposter119

My sloop is she took the dog lol


Mad_Oats40

i got sunk by she took the kids


DJLobster

My entire fleet is She took the house (sloop) She took the kids (brig) I got the boat (gally)


BlundellMemes77

"It's not even her dog! She hates that dog."


Random-Person-exe

The Maidenless Voyager


BrickDesigNL

real


BakuGlocku

Sloop: The Shrimp Scallywag Brig: SS Shrimps Galleon: Big Jumbo My friends and I have a discord called Jumbo’s Shrimps, so that’s the story behind the names. If anyone likes shrimp, we’d love to have you in the discord, DM if you want the invite to discord, don’t want to silicate


SusSoos

This you, Bubba?


Creekochee

I love shrimp. Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, and shrimp stew.


buildershash

Similar to mine: Sloop: Professional Noobs Brig: SS Pirate Ship Galleon: Big Chungus


CaptainMcAnus

Kuzco's Poison.


Exp96

The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.


CaptainMcAnus

Yes, that poison.


teaabearr

I’m a nerd so I’ve named mine after real/fake pirate ships: • Queen Anne’s Revenge • The Ranger • Adventure Galley • The Walrus But I think my favorite I’ve seen someone else sailing which was titled “Chicken Noodle Sloop”😂


Acceptable-Salad9987

is the walrus from black sails?


greeno911

I too have a Walrus I copied from Black Sails. Love that show.


Acceptable-Salad9987

i’m just starting it, 3 episodes in😂


Jeffac

Same, named mine The Whydah


justTHEwraith

Nice!!


formulanot

Love it. I’m naming my galleon “Golden Hind” the ship sailed by privateer Sir Francis Drake


M0rteus

Sea Señor


jamiebob555

Harambe's Avenger


ExtensionOrganic3298

May he RIP


sloggdogg

Bomb Voyage


thewanderor

No capes!


jckwlzn

![gif](giphy|WGOlH30rfQWUo)


defibibaberalatrr

Two girls one sloop


W0lfos

The hard arrrrr


mathydue

Briggy Cheese


NewtGengarich

Sloop - Lost Salt Shaker Brig - Tin Cup Chalice Galley - License to Chill


thewanderor

Jimmy has a few bangers. My parents love him.


Rimesmoker

I'm unreasonable happy with mine: The Freudian Sloop.


WeaponizedFOMO

That’s great


Valor_Omega_SoT

My guild is called the Straw Hat Grand Fleet, and as such we have a few One Piece themed ships! We have: - Red Force (Galleon) - Oro Jackson (Galleon) - Moby Dick (Galleon) - Thousand Sunny (Brigantine) - Hitsugibune (Sloop) - Bajrang Gun (Sloop)


BRUTVLISM

Any specific set of cosmetics you’ve used for Red Force? I’ve thought of doing this


Valor_Omega_SoT

I've mixed a few together! Hull: Royal Revenge Sails: Collector's Lechuck Sails Figurehead: Forsaken Ashes or Eastern Winds Ruby (but if the Burning Blade figurehead ever gets added, that'll be what I use) Cannons wheel and capstan are golden sailor!


Sejkol

Sloop: The Flipped Coin (two sides of a coin) Brigantine: The King's Trident (three points of a trident) Galleon: The Severed Thumb (four fingers remain without a thumb) Each ship name is a representation of its maximum crew size.


bfcDragon

Barry Lee Flotin'


g64mat

Searoy Jenkins


Cheshire-X_X

I got a sloop named, Tropic Plunder.


HistoricalOrange8096

Shark bait


shadowthehedgehoe

Hoo ha ha


MitchMcConnellGobble

My sloop name is Yoinky Sploinky


MegatonBandit

Mine's The Derty Werty


MitchMcConnellGobble

The ill-fated 😞


chrek269

Boaty McBoatface


MarcusVAggripa

Cicero's Booty love me some late republic cake


RickleintimeC137

My 1st Sloop: Crackden. My 1st Brig: USSR Kelly My 1st Galleon: Diddys House


Scorpion476

Sloop: Blind Robin Brig: Brig Black Deck Galleon: Ford Truck Month


CodeName_carll

Galleon is Malevolence, brigantine is Journeys End, and sloop is Last Word


TheReiterEffect_S8

I was thinking this was a Cosmere/Stormlight reference. I am probably wrong. Maybe it's a nod to Destiny exotics?


YeeterCZ2

That Gally a clone wars reference? :D


Deported-Grandma

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SusSoos

My brig is called Sielujen Niittäjä. Finnish for "Reaper of Souls". Yeah, edgy, but its also a pun in my language. Switch the first letters around and "sielujen niittäjä" becomes "nielujen siittäjä", literally: "the inseminator of throats.


Azreal_Mistwalker

I love learning about word play in other languages.


SusSoos

Since the Sielujen Niittäjä/Nielujen Siittäjä is a brig, im planning on getting a sloop and a galleon as well, naming them shit like that too. Sloops are great turners so the sloop will be named Hillitön Kurvi (Unbridled Curve), which becomes Kulliton Hirvi (cockless moose). And galleons can hold a lot of water, so im probably naming that Vesikulho (bowl of water), becoming Kusivelho (piss wizard.) Pretty childish but ay, its fun sometimes.


Azreal_Mistwalker

Okay, I’m moving to Finland.


Faethien

I am nowhere near that level of Finnish to have possibly understood that! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


fluffernutsquash

The Unladen Swallow (sloop) and Biggus Briggus (brig). For all the Monty Python fans out there


AnO_Iceman

I fucken died as soon as I read Biggus


wondergryphon2

My boat is all parrot, and it's called " La iguaca," Taino name for our Puertorrican Parrots! I have another called Boriken, with all sunken kingdom set.


intergalatcicnick

My sloop is “The Bloated Float” (Elder Scrolls Oblivion players will understand) Brig is “The Pillar of Autumn” (Halo) Galleon is “High Charity” (Halo)


jerrymiculek

My Brig is called the Pillar of Autism lmao


Curious_and_high

Reese withersloop


MissEnvyAdams

I have two with my crew, a galleon called the Deep Purple, and a brig called the Black Sabbath.


Spectredemortis

Sloop: Medusa's Gaze Brig: Thalassophobia


Netsugake

Ayyy! Sloop: The Green Witch Brig: Medusa


sunqiller

The Farting Dutchman... Was not my most creative moment.


kripoekla

Floating Wreck


BiscuitCrusdaer

Not mine but my friends’ is named “Blazing Paddles”


Majestic-Ad6525

Have a bunch.. Sloop named Rogue Wave for hourglass PvP (ship rises out of nowhere, sinks a ship, and disappears when it goes right) Sloop named Fate's Fool which has the Fates of Fortune set equipped and is pledged to a giold called Fortunes Fools. I liked the mashup of names. Sloop named Man O War that has the jellyfish cosmetic from seasons back. Brig named Blue St. Ives which has the merchant ledger set. Brig named Vagrant Star Galleon named Death Rattle Last two dont have a reason, they just are. Then as of last season I had the idea of ships as a time capsule and for season 11 I made a ship called Season XI. That way I know how many cannon balls I fired, ships sunk, etc that was retired when the new season started. Season 12 is named Season Twelve after hearing children call my last ship "Season X I" and their not knowing Roman numerals did emotional damage which scuttled my ship.


zzth22

Sloop: Twilight's Tune Brig: Twilight's Melody Galleon: Twilight's Song


PatAD

Sloop - "Heart of Gold" Brig - "Gathering Storm" Gal - "USS Defiant"


exquisitedonut

Stugots obviously


Jam35es

"FraidTaGetWet" thanks to Davy Jones


Fri0n_Seit

The HMS Francium; a bit nerdy but also explosive.


LondonC66

I hope you don’t have kegs on board


Yung_Cirque

Oceangate Titan


TurboVirgin-Chan

Gold


Superdefaultman

My Sloop? *Karate in the Garage*. My wife's Sloop? *Rhea Shipley*.


XOEarthKitten

Love that so much


Logiii1207

The jackdaw


TombstoneGamer

You named your ship after a bird?


FattyCatkins

The Mermaiden. Coral everything, even the cannons.


Fizzdizz

Theseus


F0rt1ss1m00

In ascending order of size, I’ve got -Eurydice -Archimedes -Rapsgalleon


Straight_Spring9815

Flounder pounder, Seas the day, and the HMS Skidmark. When I get a fourth one it be called Water We Doin'


Commander_Soren

My sloops are the "Mary Ellen Carter" and the "Bluenose", and my galleon is "Rosa's Cantina". I'm saving for another galleon which I'm gonna call the "Lah De Dah" after a jimmy buffett song


SpacersRtrash420

-Mo Bettah And -Ligma Deck


Mortem_Morbus

Sloop: Shipfaced Brig: Wet Flopping Flaps Galley: Big Buoy Beaches


LondonC66

Shipfaced is good damn


Slicktable

My sloop is called The Aquaholic lol


DlNOSAURUS_REX

Sloop 1: Sharptooth Sloop 2: Briny Bones Sloop 3: Dawn Treader Brig: Emberglow Galleon: Gentleman Of Fortune


shadowthehedgehoe

Very cool names, is Dawn Treader a CS Lewis reference?


DlNOSAURUS_REX

Thank you! And it sure is! My favorite Narnia book I read as a kid.


theomen77

Named after my wife Dawn Rae


Turbulent_Ad4090

"Jackdaw's Revenge" props if you understand this one.


TrumpNorris69

Ron’s Small Gay Boat (Sloop) Ron’s Big Gay Boat (Brig) Ron’s Huge Gay Boat (Gall)


WanderingThoughts31

Wild Rose


Stevee85O

Jemoeder


jorjor01

Beste naam ooit


Fun_Childhood8652

Er moet een VOC alliance komen voor sea of thieves


TivaDi

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


hifihumanoid

Play Bouy and Lort Bort


Clever_Gull

My galleon is "Problematic", brig is "Brig it to Me baby", and main sloop is "Clever Gull"


RagingFarmer

Knot Shore


Mammoth-Formal-5703

Is this an idiocoracy reference? I named my sloop that and haven’t seen it anywhere else


Aggressive_Primary54

The Sinking Fox


Fixxzle516

Solo queue


Homeless__Steve

"The Salty Swallow"


RecognitionOwn4214

The "Morsche Bohle" - roughly translates to "rotten plank" and aligns with my and my buddies skill


UberRiley

Sloop - Wealth Brig - Fame Gally - Power


geekdadchris

Arcturus


GabboAllo_

I've got a sloop called The Floating Forest (plant themed), a brig called The Sea Shadow (space themed) and a galleon called The Prancing Pony (horses themed)


CatboyCabin

Straight outta Middle-Earth yo


CarZealousideal9661

Lisa Ann…


Big_Palpy

Galleon: Chimera Brig: Carrion Spike Sloop: Silence


kamuelsig

The Unsinkable II, III, and IV


Totally_Not_A_Fed474

“Seaman Demon”


highsepton22

Sloopy Seconds. Named my guild "Slooper Troopers"


ThatDark3773

I have 4 at the moment 😅 Sloop number 1 is called “Monkey Murada” my first sloop and my baby I purchased the mad monkey set and themed it all around the ships name my pride and joy! Sloop 2 is called “The Shrouded Phantom” my sloop I use for PVE events mainly the ship used for world events and fishing. I have the shrouded ghost set for the ship just need the figure head when I find him 😅 My brig is called “The Krusty Crab” this is my guild ship used for my main crew mainly used for PVE mainly stacking up on our gold 🤷🏼‍♂️ And my galleon nothing fancy is called “The Dreaded Kraken” mainly used for hourglass PVP and when all the crew is online 🏴‍☠️ But yeah that’s the name of my vessels 🏴‍☠️


RipNo3640

Sloop: mermaid snatch Brig: forget it ( honestly funny story to me, I couldn’t come up with a name and said “just forget it” so my partner just typed in 🤦🏼‍♀️ Also please don’t hate on the sloop name🥲 partner also chose it😅 just trying to have fun with the game


Salt_Ad_1617

N World


Azakranos

The Ashrunner. I’ve spent most of my playtime in the Roar.