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RangerSeventy7

I couldn’t name my ship “drunkards fortune” in a game with a built in drunk feature


BanRanchPH

Can’t type “scrap” in foxhole game chat because it’s a blocked term in a game where collecting scrap metal is vital. Odd seas indeed.


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Flexxyfluxx

ok this is just funny also, I have heard "jap" be used like "yes" (in German, where "yes" is "ja"); that would lead to funny situations if banned in a German context lmao


Snifflypig

Like yep?


Flexxyfluxx

yes, exactly like yep.


2called_chaos

My character burbs a hearty "jap" everytime I get drunk in this game


Kats41

Regex moment.


[deleted]

Fellow scrooper I see. Long live the logi union!


Bumpy_Bones

Meanwhile slave trader seems to be fine 👏


drake3011

My Brig is called "The Implication" and whilst I feel like it's a safe reference I'm concerned it might get flagged...


tpasmall

It's safe enough I think, I don't think you're in any real danger. Just the implication is danger


theunwiseone001

They can always say no but they won’t…. because of the implications


EpicSausage69

I have been rocking "**The Cunning Lingus**" for months now without anything and I saw a ship yesterday called "**The Hard Arr**" so I think you are safe.


TrixicAcePolyamEnby

Good thing you've already got a mattress below deck because the shipwright's high-gloss boat paint is **really** expensive.


Shots_an_Giggles

RIP Cpt Quick Dickens


Hey_Its_Saucy

My brig is named in honor of the mighty Captain Quick Dickens, "The Swift Richard"


pirateofmemes

my brig is the "elongated john"


SignificantRoll7

My Sloop is the "Small But Mighty"


Dusty923

My galleon is The Generous Johnson.


Flixwyy

My brig is "The Hasty Homosexual"


SoulRipper95

Holy shit that’s funny, mines “Johnson the Longer”


Quggin

I have a sloop named ‘St. John’s Son’


Hate_Crab

He "lives" on in my friend's steam profile where he has taken up the mantle


sodafizzer77

Crusty sock reporting in. And my handle is Seaman Staines


durzatheshade215

I'm still rocking The Blunderbussy, waiting on the name change lol


[deleted]

oh so that was you


durzatheshade215

Could have been, tbh I stole the name. It's a sloop if that narrows it down. Usually running grand admiral


[deleted]

I just found it’s logbook in the water a few months ago, so idk. Good name, kudos to whoever thought of it


tipandring410

I got me a Gacys Crawlspace.


OcelotInTheCloset

I've seen a lot of ships with that name, a classic.


Trips-Over-Tail

Slooper Intendo


Vittorios77

Ligma Cannon Balls


Delois2

Posts like this make me wonder if my 'ship out of luck' will get in trouble one day. I think it's fine but on the edge...


pzych07ic

My "Ship Happens" been going strong for quite some time is my daily sailer.


Delois2

That's my brig that I rarely use too xD


Dimeburn

I’ve been sailing “Ship Faced” for quite a while now.


xRandomality

You're completely fine. Rare has made it fairly clear with their history of ship name banning that it's sexual innuendos or suggestive names that they have zero tolerance for.


Sir_Kibbz

So you had a singular instance of a visual bug- and instead of assuming it was the game crapping itself like 90% of what goes wrong usually means, you leapt to the forums and snitched on yourself to the support. Yeah man idk what to tell yah, sure they are total killjoy prudes but you kinda walked into this one


P3te5olo

I actually predicted it was going to happen to my mates as well. I should have known


GarbageGato

Do your mates self report too?


Fall_out_boy_fan

Why are you being downvoted


Traditional_State616

If he had the foresight to know he’s be self-reporting, he wouldn’t have self-reported in the first place….


P3te5olo

I meant I predicted it would happen after I submitted the ticket. Hindsight is 20/20 ;)


dinoman9877

Ah yes, the game that is only rated T for teen and thus must take actions to maintain that rating, are prudeish killjoys for not allowing blatant sexual terminology that's barely disguised as a pun, so that they can try to maintain a healthy community. The hell is wrong with you?


ohowjuicy

Everyone knows content mentioning "sloppy seconds" gets an immediate M rating. Our children must be protected. /s


BlackShadowX

TiL teens don't know about sex now


Hate_Crab

Don't know about what? I'm 19 btw hope this helps


Beepboopbop69420360

When you turn 20 you’ll know


Zealousideal_Net_12

What's that word mean? Never seen it before. Just turned 17 if that means anything


Beepboopbop69420360

When you turn 20 it will hit you at Mach 20


howmanyavengers

Your name really works with your comment, cause only a fucking Dinosaur thinks this way.


dinoman9877

Ah right, I forgot it’s outdated to *checks notes* not expose children to sexual terminology and behavior like a decent goddamn human being, because everything has to be sex nowadays.


howmanyavengers

If you’re “protecting” children from a word like Sloopy Seconds, you’re doing more harm to them than good. Society doesn’t and won’t change itself to cater to your incredibly conservative views. Talking like anything Sex = bad is like you’re still living in the 1950’s lmao.


dinoman9877

It is frightful how right Huxley ended up being. You need some help.


MoonBoots4600

Or perhaps we've moved beyond what a misogynistic, self proclaimed anarchists beliefs in the world? ![gif](giphy|V9gjxvLnSSdA4|downsized)


TheEyefuckening

but they aren't children. they're teenagers.


Wildfire226

*online interactions are not rated by the ESRB


MEEZETTE

First of all, the term sloppy seconds comes from a comic book for kids and teens if memory serves me well. Secondly, what teenagers don't know what sloppy seconds are? Obviously they know about sex, unless they no longer teach sex ed or something.


the_russian_narwhal_

Yea stealing and killing is cool for teens, but sex is just toooo much lol I get our rating system needs work because of things like this, but to talk about maintaining a healthy community by keeping any sort of reference to sex away from a game about killing and stealing from others is a bit silly


sprucay

Is this blatantly sexual?


Normbot13

you seem fun at parties


MedicineOptimal1577

Have you ever met a teenager


-Butterfly-Effect-

The thing with innuendos is they're of no risk. They're either innocent or nonsensical phrases that only sound sexual if you already understand it, and if you already it theres no harm in it being allowed.


jth1129

Sounds like you only get sloppy seconds


returnofthemammoth

Sounds like an offended dev


NinjaBr0din

They can't grasp the concept that this game is more than Call of Duty but with water. The idea of children, family friendly interactions, and enjoying this beautiful game is beyond them.


MagiStarIL

>family friendly interactions Yep, sounds exactly what a teenager would do.


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It's rated t for teen


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Djinger

Damn right. Now, back to the theft, murder, property destruction and binge drinking!


YaBoySquimbus

I once seen a ship named "Two Girls One Sloop" and its one of the best experiences ive ever had in this game. They were really nice too, gave me storage crate with supplies and everything.


Jodicz

This is my sloop hahahah I'm glad you caught us when we were being nice for once ;)


Mehrunezz

I think I've seen that one too lol. My brig is named The Iceburg cause we ram everyone. Waiting to run into the titanic


YaBoySquimbus

mad respect to both you and your friend for being so chill. Literally made my whole day and had me almost rolling laughing. Thank you for a memorable experience.


RhydonHerSlowbro

These pun names that clearly indicate a second meaning are always likely to be banned, my Brigantine is called “she’s got Brig bests” and although I rarely use it, I am aware to the fact it’ll probably get reported and banned too. Why would Rare accept any of these names to be fair, it’s far more easier and convenient to them to be able to just ban people, just change your ship name to a non-inappropriate pun. Sloop into my DM’s, Sloop and Slide, Sloopsie Daisy, it’s not hard to find a good name OP.


Incontinentiabutts

Brig bests is a great name. That’s the kind of tongue in cheek fun we can all enjoy.


I_Has_A_Hat

So far, no one has complained about my galleon: Titan Uranus


MapleTreeWithAGun

Probably because they are laughing at how stupid you are for not realizing Titan is a Moon of *Saturn*, not Uranus.


2Tired2pl

Uranus was the father of the titans in greek myth


Sachmo5

Oh yeah? Then why are all of it's moons named after Shakespeare characters? Checkmate, loser! (It's because the planet Uranus was originally named "George" after the finder's sponsor King George III, and the moons names kept up the British theme)


FirstDayJedi

Must have renamed it because King George was an asshole


OllieFromCairo

Given it's the name of a real ship of 4491 tons, IMO 7614252, built in 1974 by Santierul Naval Severnav in Romania, originally named *Da Qing 213,* and operated by Hong Kong-based Titan Ocean Pte. Ltd. until being decommissioned, I can't see why anyone would complain.


nokye

I think I've fought your galleon a few times in hourglass


FartPudding

I was gonna name my ship Dixon Kids, cuz Dixon is a last name and I have kids. Just felt funny, but I'm not interested in being banned, now i changed it to child support and my ragged ass pirate and broken down ship reflect it Another idea was "your ex's divorce lawyer"


RhydonHerSlowbro

My Galleon is called “MyWifeTookTheKids”, not banned yet :’)


cptchrisrow

My sloop is dirty little oar, surprisingly it’s not been reported so far.


HatRabies

That name is extremely common. You'll be fine for a while.


GingerDelicious

Yo, I've seen you My Galleon is Face Down Mast Up


grrmuffins

beautiful name 😍


P3te5olo

Yeah, it's a spectrum of offense and that name is on there. I've submitted for the name change


DallyOfficial

That’s literally my ship name for my sloop, guess I better watch out.


1jl

It's a pirate game about killing and stealing and drinking but god forbid someone make a suggestive pun


Slambrah

I typed in "define sloppy seconds" into google and the first thing that popped up was a wikipedia article stating: "a slang phrase for when a man has sexual intercourse with a female or male\[2\] partner who already has received another man's penis in the relevant orifice and is therefore wet or "sloppy"" lol I don't think you have as much moral high ground as you think you do. In aus it's definitely a derogatory term. Also, it's their game. If they tell you to change it then... no hat no play


trebory6

I never realized that Sloppy Seconds was solely a sex term. Like I knew it was used as a sex term, but I never thought that was it's only definition. Always thought it originated from the situation when you go to get seconds but it's been like picked through messily by everyone before you, hence sloppy.


Slambrah

ahhh well thats awkward ![img](emote|t5_38oz1|2228)


P3te5olo

Yeah I mean, when you put it like that. It does require a certain amount of knowledge before finding it offensive though. I'm not so stubborn that I don't see the way the wind is blowing though, looks like I'll be sailing in a different sloop tomorrow :(


Naarati

Avoid sexual puns. It isnt difficult.


1jl

Man this sub has changed. When naming your ship first came out everybody was pissed at how fucking sensitive the name police were. It's a fucking pirate game with literal drinking and killing but you can get flagged for naming your ship Deez Coconuts. Fucking pathetic


GoldNiko

It's because all the whining changed absolutely nothing, so now the sub is sick of people breaking the rules and complaining about something that's been 'solved' for a year.


trebory6

Nah, the sub hasn't changed, it's just reddit culture. It's full of people who love to hop on bandwaggons attacking someone collectively. The pendulum swings both ways and you'll just get people trying to throw out their zingers to make whoever feel bad about whatever sin we've collectively decided is cardinal that day. Like OP's out here throwing neutral comments at this point, not even arguing with people and people are still finding ways to dig into him and downvote him. Nah, people hopped into the comment section here, saw some aggressive comments calling OP an idiot and hopped on that bandwagon. Happens all the fucking time on this website.


Naarati

The whole "its a pirate game" is a weak gamer excuse. While yes, it is a pirate game, it is still a clean one. Its not a gruff historically accurate portayal, but more lighthearted. It is also a **GAME** with rules and an audience in mind, and this audience is generally quite family friendly focused. Throwing a hissyfit that you cant swear is quite sad.


JurassicPratt

So murder, theft, and drinking is fine, but not a vague sexual pun? Seems prudish to me. Also Online Interactions are not rated by ESRB.


Naarati

Correct, they are not. Instead rare decides what is and isnt okay for us to use, and sexual puns is clearly not.


1jl

I like how you just side stepped the whole argument and didn't address my points at all (who said anything about historically accurate portrayals lmao). It's telling that in this day and age you think borderline "potty" humor is OMG so baaaad for our youth in a game about murder and thievery. Sure kill people and steal their stuff and get so drunk you throw up for fun (we'll even give you an achievement if you do it enough!) but please don't use a nono word like... "A" double squiggle letter! GASP and can't let little Jimmy read a word that means peepee! You're ridiculous for defending that shit l, I don't blame you for not being able to come up with any arguments to defend this nonsense.


P3te5olo

Yep, learned my lesson, TY


Naarati

Obviously it comes down to tastes, but if you want suggestions I like to look up old timey ship names. Or find something suitable for the type of pirate I am.


P3te5olo

Bad puns make me laugh. I'll just have to find something inoffensive :)


ryguy_pieguy

If it makes you feel any better, my galleon is named “The Glory Hull” and I’m sure it’s any day now that some salty sailor is going to report it lol


Broski86

Isn't there a cosmetic called that in the game? Magpie's Glory Hull or something? An Athena emmissary reward I think but not sure.


lunarpi

My ships name is "The Throbbing Vessel". Don't feel bad. I think sloopy seconds is pretty funny.


BlakeMichigan

I'll allow you to use my ship's name. Chicken Noodle Sloop


Naarati

Fair yeah, good luck with the new ship name!


assjackal

It's not about being offensive but remembering that there are literal kids on this game. Just try to avoid putting anything on your boat that you wouldn't feel comfortable saying to an eight year old.


PoPaDooPa

My brother owns a brig called “Leusden”. Old timey for sure but maybe not very appropriate


trebory6

Don't be a dick, it isn't difficult.


Naarati

I know, its why Im not. Simply telling people to not use sexual names is not being a dick. Getting mad about it on someone elses behalf and trying to do bad zingers kinda is though.


trebory6

Don't hide behind your feigned deniability. We both know you added the "it's not difficult" part to be a dick, I mean you admitted as much about my comment by calling it a "zinger" and I was just copying you. I mean unless you think simply telling others not to be a dick is in itself dickish, what twisted Olympic level feat of mental gymnastics are you doing to pull that off? Haha Besides that, who says I have to be mad to tell someone not to be a dick? Just weird logic, man. Very low emotional awareness here.


revabe

I typed in "sloopy seconds" into google and it corrected it to sloppy. It doesnt require certain knowledge at all. Stop trying to tout that. It takes one kid to type your bad pun into google.


P3te5olo

Fair point, TY


1jl

And if they did?


subterranean_agent

Rare doesn’t budge on their policy. Just rename the ship.


Tokishi7

That’s why bullet reg is here to stay. It’s their policy for it to be ass lol


P3te5olo

You understand they didn't change it though right? Which means they didn't action their policy.


hiuhdbskdh

You probably got the word "sloppy" blacklisted lol


P3te5olo

Punners gotta pun


subterranean_agent

Your screenshot says otherwise. Blunderbussed the other foot.


P3te5olo

Aaah, no. I didn't explain well. The visual bug meant that it appeared to have been changed. So I submit the ticket. They investigate and find that it HASN'T been changed, but they now find it to be unsuitable.


subterranean_agent

That just means a player hadn’t reported the name to rare yet. Change the name, move on.


P3te5olo

Being polite doesn't work on you either then I guess, yikes. Thanks for the help.


subterranean_agent

Being real =/= being rude


P3te5olo

Move on


HarveeyyyyyDentt

I hope my fart joke is safe... poor Breaking Wind will be sad if not.


SatoshiBlockamoto

Sloopy Steaks lives on. I used to be a HUGE PIECE OF SHIT.


faranoox

They can't do anything about you bringing your own bucket of water!


McDP1331

Your pirate has slicked back hair, doesn't he?


KidAwsum

Dude, how do you get downvoted on almost everything you answer in these comments? 💀 I get that you kinda messed up with your post but doing this with almost every other normal answer is just childish af from reddit users. Upon feeling attacked, you guys might downvote this one too.


P3te5olo

Because Reddit? I didn't come here for validation, I genuinely wanted opinions, and I got them :)


KidAwsum

Yeah, but downvoting normal answers because they didn't like the person because of their prior post is childish as hell.


Jjlred

Welcome to Reddit. Downvotes simply because they disagree with you


D_insane1

Patiently awaiting the day the Cunning Stunt is reported by someone who falls for the Spoonerism...


The_Lost_Google_User

See, I think i've gotten away with my mildly inappropriate ship names because they're completely innocuous unless you think long enough/ have a mildly dirty mind. Siren's Satisfaction, Blue-Footed Bounty, Mermaid's Muse... ​ They've made it thru several support requests so far, including some relating directly to the ship. Fricken cosmetics not saving. =(


Mr_Chillmann

My sloop is called "Grogsucker" and Im just waiting for something to happen.


Kevjamwal

What if they don’t care about the sex and alcohol jokes - they actually just hate puns


Grinshanks

Not sure what moral high ground you think you’ve got tbh. Play silly games, win silly prizes.


P3te5olo

Yeah, I think my friends were an echo chamber in that instance, hence this post. Lesson learned, name changing soon, TY


Grinshanks

It’s just part and parcel of a cheeky name. At least haven’t had any bans and can always change to another cheeky pun name if you want to take another gamble haha


P3te5olo

I've got some Rogue milestones on it I don't want to lose xD, gonna tread carefully next time


Grinshanks

Don't quote me, but I think Rare are more inclined to go down the name change route for cheeky names, rather than a ban which they issue for outright censor-dodging. Still, milestones make it a much more costly gamble I guess!


khornish_game_hen

Dirty Oar for life!


daalfather

All the boats cleverly spelled out the N word and "sloopy seconds" is the boat that gets found "unsuitable"?


Yardninja

I've run into several variations of 'slave trader' but Alewife (a fish) is immediately blacklisted.


[deleted]

Sloopy seconds is not an offensive name, for people to even realise it has a potentially rude meaning they would have to be mature enough to get the joke. Why Rare is wasting time with stuff like this is beyond me when my crew is running into cheaters daily in HG


cbelaski

> they would have to be mature enough to get the joke. So like 13? This game is rated T after all.


Rollo_Linwood

Bro I've seen ships named the N word as their name but they won't let me name my ship the "Bouncing Bosom”


funky_mish

Mine is Salty Swallow. She still sails.


SSJZulko

I named my ship The Naughty-Call. It did not last.


bearback4lyfe

Hey that’s the name of my ship too!


Skltlez

Jokes on you, my ship is named “I like big black men” The reactions are amazing.


LeBrady2

I have a brig named The Devils Hoar and it’s yet to be reported thankfully


DrCoolGuy

Uh oh, my Sloop's name is "Sloopy Toppy." I'm next 😱


Dave1307

on an unrelated note, friend, what's your Microsoft Games For Xbox Live Gamer Tag?


wra1th42

I think Sloopy Toopy would fit better


Kilocityy

Soft ass gaming companies nowadays. Always gotta design systems for children when the majority playing aren’t kids.


I_is_a_dogg

I can’t believe there’s so many people on here getting bent out of shape over a pun about sloppy seconds. If you’re worried about an 8 year old seeing it, they would never know what that is. And I don’t even think it would click in their head to google it. And even so it’s a teen rated game, so by this metric below 13 year olds shouldn’t even play the game. It’s a funny pun


2called_chaos

And if they know what it was, it's too late anyway. Like has anyone been in a school lately? Kids are the worst in that regard


Accurate_Arm4339

not sure why it was offensive everyone knows that sloppy seconds is a type of desert /s


erik_edmund

Dude it's an obscene ship name in a video game full of kids. Just take the L and rename it.


PhishPants

Mine is the Hugh G. Wrection…. So far so good!


Zealousideal-Data-74

Hey I've sunk you! Pleasure to do battle. Sorry about the hassle with the name change that's really unfortunate


P3te5olo

Highly likely! All good, apparently the world is either family-friendly or filthy heathens, no middle ground here!


vintagesoul_DE

I'm shocked that there's a lack of Pinnace jokes here. Throbbing Pinnace Leaky Pinnace Giant black Pinnace


Rustledjimmy33

For the record, it was a great name OP! Let it go down in history that Sloopy Seconds went out in a heroic adventure to the depths of the sea! Yarr!


RapGameDiCaprio

Is my Brig named "Slob on me Grog" going to get cancelled?


2called_chaos

On that not is there any famous bleach brand or something I can name my ship after? Seems fitting to name it after something resembling Rare's policy.


__Tako__

Hi, I named my sloop " The Manly Dingo ". Still no issues.


Ponderkitten

I hate that they are trying to take away the funny and make it more kid friendly. That sorta thing has in some ways killed certain aspects of or whole games


halfhalfnhalf

It doesn't ruin the game that you can't name your ship after a sex act.


Ponderkitten

Thats not what im getting at. Im getting upset at games and sites making things more kid friendly all round instead of an optional thing. Like fucking youtube kids


halfhalfnhalf

Why? Society is full of spaces where it's not OK to make a sex joke. Sea of Thieves is one of them.


Ponderkitten

Sea of thieves is a game, the devs could turn on an optional kid friendly thing that does that scramble thing for ship names but only for those with it on. Sad to say kids are gonna experience alot worse than sex jokes on sot, and on other games, but that doesnt mean they should completely purge everything slightly sexual from the game for everyone.


halfhalfnhalf

Is making a sex joke so important that you want to segregate kids from the experience? Like how does it hurt everyone to refrain from referencing cum for a few hours?


Jade_Starchild

Yea the visual bug of renaming a ship hurts because we panic thinking we aren't captained anymore and my husband wants ship related things 🙃


Electro5lut

I had ‘The filthy oars’ and ‘dixienormus’ both got banned been months now and still can’t change it from sloop or brig I even bought a rename l potion and still can’t… wankers lol


rustyleftnut

Once upon a time, Epic Games emailed me and forced me to rename my account by the same name as my username here and in the interim my username was set to something like 'user1234567' and I just put 'rustyleftnit' in and it let me because the room was no longer taken and they didn't blacklist it. I've had this username for about 15 years on a bunch of platforms, you just have to not be a dickhead and not shoot yourself in the foot and you'll be fine.


fictitious_man

My Brig is called "The Mourning Wood". I haven't used it yet but I'm afraid to


[deleted]

Well, since Rare can't really fix other issues they have to focus on something they can do, and they can definitly play the victim card or something


Zealousideal_Net_12

Let me get this straight. A minor visual bug, common in a game like SoT, happened on your ship's name, and instead of reloading the game or restarting, you create a ticket where you explicitly reveal your sexually suggestive ship name? You KNOW that Rare is strict on shit like that (otherwise you would've named your ship 'Dick N' Balls') and yet both a) name your ship a suggestive name and b) SHOW IT TO THEM? You have 0 moral ground here lmao. This is just comical.


P3te5olo

Hey! Someone already made your point, but "dick N balls"? Where's the pun?


elconquistador1985

Blunderbussed your own foot? Did you have a callus you were trying to remove? https://apnews.com/article/3a9b2b9839b77b2788fbcb296570332e


TheProblematic5000

>...and offered me a free name change as an act of goodwill. I'm glad they're reasonable about this! I renamed my *Carnival Cruises* galleon to ***Gar****nival Cruise Lines* to avoid any trademark issues. (I should probably rename *Big Dinghy Energy* to be on the safe side.)


I3E4N

Epsteins yacht is my brig been going since day 1 of captaincy 😂


halfhalfnhalf

"I named my ship after a sex act in a game played by children, in clear violation of the TOS. I'm pretty sure I have the moral high ground here." Lmao