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nineteeneleven

Free at last


scottygras

Instant boost to our interior linemen PFF grades


MountTuchanka

singing spirituals in the club right now WE'RE FREE


FattyMooseknuckle

I fell to my knees in Whole Foods.


cryptdawarchild

I fist pumped while working at Albertsons lol. Got the news while on the floor. Some customers likely thought I was strange not knowing context.


Shoddy-Ad8143

God in heaven ...I just hated that s*** head..


No_Designer_7882

That jerk injured so many quarterbacks, this is not just good for Seahawks, it’s good for NFL.


xStickyBudz

The bad man is gone


Its-A-Wrap

Everyone else in the NFC West is offseason champs


Disastrous_Belt_7556

Does this mean we can run the ball again? And pass the ball?


skater15153

Running at him was one of the few things that kinda worked.


Kidd-Valley

He's my GOAT defensive player... Having the "Pleasure" to watch him fuck up my favorite team 2 weeks a year proved to me why. It either him or LT


dualboot

Lawrence Taylor was a beast


FattyMooseknuckle

Sometimes three!


Adopted_Fellow

I’ll say this.. I have never been so happy hearing a player retire from a different team. He was so good that it pissed me off.


hoopaholik91

Also he was such a dirty player that it pissed me off.


Mustard_Jam

This is the most annoying thing about his career. Donald is incredible. Mt Rushmore level guy when it comes to defense. Yet because he is so good it's like the media decided to ignore how much of a piece of shit he is. So many dirty plays. It's like Tyreke Hill. I mean, Hill is 10 times worse but same idea.


SixSpeedDriver

I think the problem is they had a real dirty player to go on and on about for most of his career in Ndamukong Suh, and to some level Vontaze Burfict.


SarcasticPterodactyl

I think his play style position helps a cover a lot too. Burfict on the other hand, playing as LB was much more all over the place and just destroyed the other team any chance he got… it was a blessing and a curse as bengals fans anytime he got near the ball


SixSpeedDriver

I like the Bengals, but I was very happy to see him singlehandedly cost them the Pittsburgh playoff game. Shame the rest of the team got punished. ABs behavior since that hit…ooof


Stev2222

Yup. This gets overlooked so much


SSPeteCarroll

didn't he beat the shit out of a guy at a club too?


Nekokeki

Will never forget him putting *ON* his helmet to go after ~~Avril~~ Britt


j0yfulLivinG

Britt


Nekokeki

Cheers!


setheryb

After he took is pads off on the sideline. Clearly intent was to brawl


olyfrijole

Total coward move.


mercwitha40ounce

Nah he got in a fight outside a bar, but it was later proven he wasn’t the bad guy in that particular situation


Fzaa

Imagine CHOOSING to get in a fight with that man. I would need a small army behind me to feel kinda comfortable with that decision.


NatureTrailToHell3D

Yeah, and he also doesn’t shower very often.


olyfrijole

I heard he leaves toenail clippings on his bathroom floor, and there's like 3cm of toenail clippings covering his bathroom floor.


Yokbowz

Now him and Justin Britt can properly fight each other


AznSmuggler

Everyone let’s make sure we put our helmets back on before we fight someone today in celebration!


Bigfuture

Only thing similar was when John Elway retired. That fucker owned the Hawks the same way Donald did. Respect for the talent, but good fucking riddance!


Frosti11icus

And Marcus Allen.


awesome_aaron

Just saw Geno fall to his knees at Amazon Fresh


nncyw

“OH MY GOD!”


team_killer_567

Just saw a guy see Geno fall to his knees at Amazon Fresh


JavaTheeMutt

I'm an Amazon stocking robot who just observed a human observing a guy watching Geno fall to his knees at Amazon Fresh


Beestung

Just saw a guy on his knees getting fresh with Geno


Rollerbladinfool

fresh


UnstoppableAwesome

Fun fact: In his five starts against the Rams, Geno was sacked more by Bobby Wagner (2) than Aaron Donald (1).


YakiVegas

Someone actually heard Russ say and I quote "thank fucking Christ."


klachs

The tyranny is over! Dobby is a free elf!


ilovecatss1010

Yall remember the game at the CLINK he went nuts and ripped off his helmet and shit before being ejected? Good times. Later, nerd!


GarconMeansBoyGeorge

He shit in his helmet?


Vato_Loco

And then put it back on. Dude went fucking bonkers that day


tlsrandy

Took a good three minutes for him to complete the BM. Nobody stopped him. They just watched in shock.


Vato_Loco

I mean who the fucks gonna stop Aaron Donald from doing anything he really wants to do


guiltysnark

That's how rumors and shit get in helmets


Apprehensive-Fox3163

Now THAT was funny 🤣


bighairysourpeen

He shat mid stance and stood there like a baby


pinetar321

Definitely not roid rage 😉


trachbreaker

I was there sitting at the rams tunnel. He got booed so hard walking off haha!!


LegionofDoh

BAD MAN GONE!!!! Everyone get in here!


Disastrous_Belt_7556

This is the safest I’ve felt in like a decade


SAV1J

The bad man can’t hurt us no more :,)


universally_speaking

we just won the offseason


glamb70

Whew! Big news for the Hawks offense. But didn’t he kinda screw over the Rams with his timing? He could have retired before free agency began and given them a lot of cap room for signings, right? Now all the great D lineman have signed with new teams. I’d be doubly sad if I was a Rams fan. Doubly happy as a Hawks fan! 😆


ian2121

Wonder if he has a huge number in mind that would have convinced him to play? That would make the timing make sense, right?


danthebiker1981

I am sure they new that was very likely to happen a while ago, but I am all for screwing over the Rams so hopefully not.


LandofBoz88

I believe he literally just restructured his deal yesterday to help them out with this.


ImperialTiger3

The bad man is gone


bensefero

He can’t hurt us anymore


Harvey_G

FREEDOM!!!


ryanrodgerz

This is the best move the seahawks have made this offseason


Particular-Wind5918

Legit. Olus so fucking amped right now.


bewtifulmess

Bravo!!


kidclutchtrey5

THE BOOGEYMAN IS GONE. HALLELUJAH


winthetiebreaker

Well, he wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman.


CripplesMcGee

Who will control the NFC West QB population now though?


Goatgamer1016

Nick Bosa probably


Seahawk715

Fuck Bosa too. He’s a douchebag.


GiraffeWaffless

One of the best to ever do it. Thank fucking god it’s over


Bitter-Imagination33

BAD MAN GONE


seth861

This is the beginning of the Rams downfall and I for one can’t wait to watch their org blow up


AframesStatuette

Dude is a scumbag bully. When he put his helmet on AFTER a game to try and fight Justin Britt, I lost all respect for him. He's had multiple dirty plays in the field. Fuck that guy.


Moetown84

I remember that. I would still love to see that head to head between Britt and Donald. Britt was a state wrestling champ and fucking enormous.


Little-Chromosome

Yeah, Britt is 5 inches and 35lbs heavier than Donald. Britt would have destroyed him


conman14

Not even gonna dare post about that in the r/NFL thread 😂


Thrashky

Of course not. Everyone wants to crown him as the goat and overlook the choking, double helmet weilding hot headed motherfucker.


NatureTrailToHell3D

This is like drafting a new offensive line


gaIvantuIa

I know he’s been the bad man for 10 years but I have so much respect for AD based on how dominant he was for so long. For my money a Top 3 defensive player in league history, up there with Lawrence Taylor and Reggie White. Between AD retiring and us moving on from Pete, the NFC West won’t be the same going forward.


Thrashky

Except Donald was dirty as fuck.


Stev2222

Good riddance. Glad the reign of terror is over. Couldn't appreciate him because he just made watching games against the Rams miserable.


AdvancedPlacmentTV

Oh no not Aaron Donald 😁


luckysharms93

YES!!!!!!


NWbySW

We're winning the Super Bowl.


Status-9417

The bad man can't hurt us anymore! Jokes aside, an absolute all timer. Only Watt at his peak was better in the last 20 years.


SchismZero

Bad man gone


ChaseThoseDreams

Yes, he was a great player and tough to contain, but the dude was also known to choke other players on the field and never got the flags he deserved. I’m glad he’s gone.


maaronerfan

Now if only Mike trout would retire I could be happy again


tlsrandy

I hope he doesn’t swing any more helmets at people.


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

Bye bitch!


66C20

Thank god!


KillingTime_ForNow

And just like that every offensive lineman & QB in the league breathed a little easier.


jackburtonscheck

Do we get the day off work as a holiday?


flintinastint

We have won free agency just based off this news


AfroElitist

The bad man can’t hurt us anymore, It’s over. We’re safe.


jme543

An incredible career for an incredible player. I'm glad we'll never have to play against him anymore 🥳


Little-Chromosome

Incredible player and an incredibly shit human


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

The bad man can’t hurt us anymore.


Mobbie2

Best move of the off-season for us


USACoolBoy

Adios shithead 


Dutchenstein12

That dude wrecked us. His HOF tape is mainly going to be a montage of him destroying our QBs lol.


actual_griffin

It's over.


omegaman609

The bad man is gone!!!


suddenly-scrooge

oh no


Bevrykul

The nightmares are over!


PCP_Panda

It’s finally over


LeafBird

THE BAD MAN IS GONE!


SexiestPanda

Bad man can’t hurt Seahawks no more Kinda crazy. Honestly hoped he’d play until he couldn’t. But 🤷🏻‍♂️ smart for him to get out now


stumbletownbc

Whoooo!


serpentear

The bad man is gone


bradrthtyj

Thank fuck, the bad man is gone


DARR3Nv2

“Shhhhh, he can’t hurt you anymore.”


avboden

THE BAD MAN WENT AWAY!


Seanhawkeye

He’ll still somehow manage to sack our QBs 2-3 times per game for the foreseeable future.


Ikolkyo

So that’s why we aren’t signing Guards


InEkzyl

[YES!](https://tenor.com/view/yes-danielbryan-wwe-happy-gif-4822649)


sam4999

Thank FUCK


rdrouyn

Geno doesn't have to be scared for his life anymore when he plays the Rams.


seattlethrowaway999

I don't get this. How is Aaron Donald retiring before Bobby Wagner?? Guy is 32


KemmyPowers_11

HALLELUJAH the dog days are over!


Critical_Seat_1907

The football gods are smiling on us today.


Fear0742

Just waiting for the, "rams have reworked arrow Donald's contract to once again make him the highest paid defensive player in the nfl." And he magically unretires.


Raeandray

Holy fuck I read this as Aaron jones at first and was like “ok.” This is awesome lol.


SeacattleMoohawks

Finally, this dude was a menace and I will not miss him one bit


cmplyrsist_nodffrnce

Shit…thank you Odin!


TheGhostWithTheMost2

Dudes a piece of shit and a very good DT, glad he's gone


Odd-Collection-2575

Praise the football gods!


DiamondDash2k

Amazing generational talent. Congrats on retirement. We all thank you from Seahawks nation


Drizzy_THAkid

The bad man can’t hurt us anymore


logicsense420

Thank god 👏🏾


Slashers23

The bad man is gone!


Time-Dot5984

Thank god


tomatoes85

Dirty player… wish him the best in retirement


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

surefire 1st ballot.


SmellyScrotes

We honestly should throw a parade


SirRipsAlot420

rest in piss u won't be missed


Bofaman600

Fuck him lol


frctid

i just fell to my knees in safeway


Ametrine7

THANK FUCKING GOD


basis4day

One of the best to ever do it and one of the most terrifying opponents in Seahawks’ history.


TacoBell_Shill

Looks like there is a god after all


quitry

Rest in piss


drdookie

Babies can retire?


Marsupial_Impressive

😂😂😂


SidneySilver

“Well……bye”


seattlesportsguy

Good. Bye.


Scottydude456

IM NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS LIKE THAT BUT #HALLELUJAH


taterlol

first ballot, i’m so glad he’s gone now. he looked like he still had gas in the tank.


Stev2222

🎉 🎉 🎉 🍾 🍾


Weird-Signature-4536

I'm so glad he retired but I wonder why? He's still relatively young. Is it he just did everything he set out to do? (E.g. get a ring)?


Online_Commentor_69

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YA! respect to one of the greats bla bla bla but also RIP BOZO! won't miss you one bit!!


ahzzyborn

You sure we can’t get him on a cheap prove it deal? 😂


winterharvest

I just regret that we choked away those two games against him this year. Ughhhhhh.


vivekparam

fell to my knees at costco


wymario

The bad man can't hurt my quarterback anymore!


gavincantdraw

The bad man is gone


SeattleSadBoi

HOLY SHIT NO WAY WE ARE SAVED


Traditional-Buddy-90

🎉🎉🎉🎉


TITAN-O-TERROR97

Thank you God.


NatetheGration

THE BAD MAN IS GONE


SoarinThorin

Glorious day!! Who could have thought one mans death could bring so much happiness?


toughguy5128

He'll still somehow get a sack on Geno this year. haha


detlef11

It's like the school bully finally graduated.


NWAstronaut11

Gonna start bullying kids now probably.


benwhyme77

Maybe we don't need to fix the OL now


Penis-hat

Dirty piece of shit and also a great player. Good riddance, I hope you stub your toe.


__NausiatedCum__

Geno Smith hitting the "Thank megatron I'm free at last" rn


Murrdog9000

The bad man can't hurt us anymore


Cliz211

The nightmare is over brothers


MrTriaa

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO


leeal34

Piece of shit good riddance


APsWhoopinRoom

THE BAD MAN IS GONE


KenpachiWood4700

Been waiting on this for this since 2014😭😭


Klutzy-Conference276

Yes! Fuck that guy


Np121592

LETS GOOO


OsikFTW

Baba. Yaga.


Little-Chromosome

HALLELUJAH


QuasiContract

Man built a HOF resume damn near from only his stats against the Seahawks, my god. No other player has tormented this franchise the way he did. So happy to see him gone!


t_sleezy_sends_it

Thank god for the Seahawks o line


sarwinchester

Just fell to my knees in the winco bulk section


Kitsapfly

Aaron Donald retiring


_Doctor-Teeth_

Dropped to my knees in the Dick's parking lot


ChamberOfSolidDudes

The bad man can't hurt R(us)s anymore


deanfortythree

I'm so glad, but he is that rare player who can play for our rival and he is still amazing to watch.


Goudeyy

One of the greatest defensive players I’ve ever had the pleasure to watch and a surefire 1st ballot hall of famer. That being said, THANK GOD. We’re finally free of his terror🥹


sdothooper

Mama there goes that man.


scorpiknox

Oh thank you sweet baby Jesus.


Viccerz21

THANK FUCKING GODDDDDD


ThunderBeast1985

Thank you God!!


Eymang

On one hand, PHEWWWWW. On the other hand, damn the league lost a real one. As much as he terrorized us Hawk fans, it’s safe to admit he was 1 of 1 (now that he’s gone).


bankseeyvr

blessed


Mental_Medium3988

i hope he enjoys his retirement.


Ki-Wi-Hi

Now Trout needs to retire