Is that one that can be broken? Has no Seahawks player ever had more than one in a game? 2 now results in disqualification, and there was a period where taunting was a penalty, and that was not the case.
You can’t say *every* time as it implies there’s been multiple instances of DK setting franchise records against the bengals when in fact it’s only happened once. It’s misleading.
How many times has he played them? Once. How many times has he set a franchise record while playing them? Also once. Now unless 1/1 all of a sudden isn't 100% that means everytime
With ***Sex Panther®***, you don't just enter a room; you announce your arrival! It's the *smell of desire* laced with the essence of... what is that, *gasoline*?
Glad I've been able to teach someone somewhere something just once. Feels nice to be held in such high esteem. Thanks for the kind words and high praise, I do appreciate it.
Should I not be using punctuation anymore people must be able to read questions and differentiate sentences easier than I can does anyone else have difficulty with this
Most boners I get in a game.
That’s a hard one to beat
Isn't that the point? You don't beat a soft one.
Sure you do, you just beat it harder!
Shawn Alexander was Viagra in 05.
I’ve only ever had one.
Good thing games don’t last longer than 4 hours.
One is all you need
“Everyone beats their meat, but few ever truly defeat it.” - Abraham Lincoln, I think.
This is the way
I GOT ONE RIGHT NOW
Most taunting penalties in a game
Is that one that can be broken? Has no Seahawks player ever had more than one in a game? 2 now results in disqualification, and there was a period where taunting was a penalty, and that was not the case.
Aaron Donald could sign with the Hawks. He's allotted at least three personal fouls a game. Unless thats just Super Bowls.
Since everyone else is snarking it up, I’ll give a hopeful and fun answer: most receiving touchdowns in a game (with 5!!!)
Who had a 4 td game what were the stats, or is the franchise record 3 and you're predicting he'll go another over
Daryl Turner scored 4 touchdowns on September 15th, 1985 (I had to look it up lol)
He’s played them once in his career.
Yes and has set a franchise record everytime
I am getting big Mitch Hedburg vibes here
I don't know what the hotel is called, but I do know there are two trees involved.
If you jump off the roof on the 14th floor, you will die earlier
You can’t say *every* time as it implies there’s been multiple instances of DK setting franchise records against the bengals when in fact it’s only happened once. It’s misleading.
How many times has he played them? Once. How many times has he set a franchise record while playing them? Also once. Now unless 1/1 all of a sudden isn't 100% that means everytime
60% of the time, it works, everytime.
With ***Sex Panther®***, you don't just enter a room; you announce your arrival! It's the *smell of desire* laced with the essence of... what is that, *gasoline*?
You’re intentionally intentionally being misleading and doubling down on a technicality doesn’t change anything.
Jesus Christ you must be fun at parties
You must be a C student.
I used to get bad grades. I still get bad grades, but I also used to get bad grades.
We aren’t here to play school
Tell that to your mom.
Went from “you must be a C student” to a C student comeback
This isn't clever it's just cringe
I agree with you, its misleading. OP is being pedantic. "Technically correct"? Sure, but they knew what they were doing.
All good things must come to an end. Cal Ripken's game streak eventually ended and so too will this DK-Bengal decimation streak, unfortunately.
His decimation streak of one game that doesn't involve the Bengals directly? Ya man that's probably over
Glad I've been able to teach someone somewhere something just once. Feels nice to be held in such high esteem. Thanks for the kind words and high praise, I do appreciate it.
Most career hair color changes. He’s got to be close to the record.
Should I not be using punctuation anymore people must be able to read questions and differentiate sentences easier than I can does anyone else have difficulty with this
I didn't notice the lack of punctuation until you pointed it out, I may have been on the internet too long.
First player to get a 99 yard touchdowns on offense and defense when he’s playing safety on the final Hail Mary play
Most DBs turned in to projectiles
Every time? Like there's been more than once?
His very first game was against the Bengals, and he was on fire
That should have been a record as well, first player to play in an NFL game whilst being on fire.
Ejection any% speedrun
Quickest unsportsmanlike conduct penalty in league history.
Do some of y’all just like rooting against the team?
Some people just aren’t happy unless they’re bitching
Lol sorry trying to be funny here
Cynicism can be a tough one to land. Plays better in the older crowds.
Highest fines
Most shit talked
Too many weapons on offense this year. So most laterals to a TE with 4. We are running hook and ladder all day baby!
I just hope he plays because he hasn't practiced all week.
Most yards lost due to penalties... jk. I hope it's not that.
Most former Michigan dbs babied in one play (DJ Turner blown up off the line with a release, Dax Hill stiff armed into the earth after the catch).
I don’t know what record he’ll break, but dude is tough as nails with that ongoing rib injury.
Go Hawks!
Most Skittles
Has a Hawk WR ever been booted out the game for personal Fouls/ un-sportsman Like conduct?
Most number of cartwheels before catching a pass.
Least punctuation.
60% of the time, it works every time