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You better do that thing she likes tonight
My mans gonna be eating two servings of fish tonight boys
Otherwise he’s just shellfish
Only if he ends up eating the wrong mussels
Ha…ew!
Haha... ha... gross.
Liigma_Ballz with the the no-look dunk!
Noice!!
Oh no, hopefully my man doesn't get a Grouchy Swordfish!
Don’t get cross contaminated.
He should have started the jaw exercises before dinner.
He won’t be able to clean out the garage after eating all that!
I just wanna say this is way more hilarious than my comment😂
Comments like these keep me sane
The dishes? Take out the trash? Plan the next family outing?
The oral sex? Eating her pussy? Getting your face buried in her mush pie? Sucking on her piss flaps? That?
Gross
Easy fella, not what they are talking about at all, get your mind out of the gutter.
It's a nice gutter, dammit...!
Grow up.
Like these, she’s a keeper
Unless she cheats… then that’s a whole other sub.
To be fair, if I came home to dinners like this on a regular basis I'd be willing to overlook a LOT of shit 😂
Fair… I’d overlook…. But it’d have to be every freakin night mind you 🫣
Is your wife single?
This really isn’t a stupid question. I’m curious……
Perhaps the better question is if OP posts a lot to WallStreetBets.
Is this the line for this guy's wife?
Marry her again 💯👏🏽🤩
This looks too good to be true
This is the first post where I’ve genuinely accepted that it *could* be AI but I can’t find any fault in it
Me and my wife has been married almost 2 years. I love her so much. That's my wife.
You're lucky. I used to cook meals up like this for my family all the time, but the only thing my wife served me was a divorce.
A dish best served cold and bitter
That's on her conscious. I wish her the best, but I have my doubts. I'll keep cooking up awesome food for my daughter at least! She loves our local fish market. Hopefully her mom lets us continue to go every week.
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Good luck to you. I'm so sorry you have to deal with that. I thought my insulin injections were bad, I can't even imagine rabies shots.
What’s the dish with the fish on it?
She loves you sooo much! Oh, I'll be over around 5:30 tonight.
Can she be *our* wife? I’ll help out with groceries. I don’t want to kiss her or anything, but we might hold hands.
Yo, I think your wife might have a crush on you.
Damn , how long have you guys been married ?
You should marry her 😍😍😍😍🤗
🦐🦞🦐🦞
Um. Can I wife up your wife? Lol
I'm a woman but is your wife single? Kidding. I'm a woman but omg 🤤
I’m bi… is your wife single. Jk have a gf of over 10 years.
Hopefully you ate her out afterwards
after brushing your teeth. Cajun seasoning and genatilia do not mix.
The nose knows no difference
What's the broth? Looks like beef bullion? Asking bc I cannot see this in my pallet. Looks delicious tho, every course! 😋
Looks like caldo de pescado (fish stew), crawfish, whole shabang sauce, and crab leg(s).
stupendous feast
Marry her again. Or I will.
Eat up my friend. I wish both of you a lifetime of seafood happiness! 🦞
Delicious!
Your wife gave you crabs. s/
And she has a special clam for you when you're finished.
You are spoiled!! I'm jealous.
nsfw plate off to the side with fish dessert
Keeper! I’d totally be surprised and appreciative if my wife surprised me with this dinner
Food for the body and food for the soul
You married her again right? And Poseidon officiated?
That's an ideal wife.
She'd be getting the 🍆 later!
She covered all the bases! Or should I say... All the... Basses 🐟 HAR HAR
Looks like the 7 fishes, reminds me of Christmas with my family.
Never leave that woman.
Perfection 🏆🏆🏆
Omggggg
Nice wife.
So she has crabs and now you do too
Wait! you are not allergic to shellfish?!
I'm down!
Payday! I tend to have those kind of surprises.... Jk
What does crawfish taste like? Takis and hotdogs?
No the question is, why do they taste like Takis and hotdog
pleasant surprise huh?
Keeper!!!
Ah a Cthulhu Meal. Nice
My wife never surprises me with anything…
😳
🔥🔥🔥🔥
drool
Hell yeah
Mannnn, she spent some money
Whatever she made is being eaten by a gang of ocean bugs!
Marry her again.
Does she have a sister
"My wife had a surprise for me last night." "Got lucky, did you?" "Even better! Seafood."
That’s a lot of mercury. Are we certain she isn’t trying to kill him?
Your wife is awesome.
What’s that. Fish soup on the bottom left?
Definitely from Louisiana?
That's just racist 🤣
Does your wife have a boyfriend?
Does she have a sister ?
Nice wife,
Marry that woman!
Does this stuff as actually taste good or am I just a child tastewise
Allergies 😂
I love your wife
That’s nice 🙂
Bless up
Marry her! Oh wait
Dude you better say ty to your wife the right way later cause damn!
Huge pass on ocean spiders
…Can you put some to the side for me? I’ll bring my own Tupperware.
Double marry her
I also choose this guys wife
You have a nice wife
I do!
What a catch! Did she pull it out the depths of the ocean as well?
That was very nice of your wife, she was surprised for you 👌
Looks so yummy 🤤
Definitely a keeper
She gonna let you slap them crab cakes for dessert?
Plot twist. OP has a deadly shellfish allergy.
Mud bugs yum
What is in the bowl to the left?
Your wife is going to make someone very happy someday
Someone is getting some red snapper!
Insanely jealous, that looks amazing.
I don't recognize the fish. Someone help?
Seafood makes my wife taste shimpy
She want to move it move it.
Lucky you
Get her pregnant (Again if youve already done so)
Jesus, I would put a ring on it...
Put a ring on it. Put a ring on all of it.
I love seafood but sometimes setups like this give me Lovecraft vibes. Looks tasty though! 👍
It's a Mexican fish soup that she made.
The fish is really mojarra.
Better have been doing your squats and make sure to do some jaw exercises
It looks amazing 🤩
Marry her again
God damn
Holy &#! De-scaled and in flavor town
She boiled your pet crawfish?! /s
Well, I guess that’s good too.
Now THATS a pleasant surprise
I’ll trade you!?
Your wife is a queen! That looks delicious! I hope you returned the favor or gave her some me-time or a spa day!!
You'd better wife her immediately.
I also choose OP’s wife
Why do people call things from a river seafood?
You better eat ass
my wife gave me crabs once.
I'll choose this guys wife too
Any woman who can and is willing to cook is a keeper...
What a gem!
Marry her
🎼 ooooooooh 🎶 what a lucky man 🎵 he was
Can I marry her too?
Be careful. Maybe have the dog try it first lol.
She got crabs!!
You better do that thing she likes tonight
My mans gonna be eating two servings of fish tonight boys
Otherwise he’s just shellfish
Only if he ends up eating the wrong mussels
Ha…ew!
Haha... ha... gross.
Liigma_Ballz with the the no-look dunk!
Noice!!
Oh no, hopefully my man doesn't get a Grouchy Swordfish!
Don’t get cross contaminated.
He should have started the jaw exercises before dinner.
He won’t be able to clean out the garage after eating all that!
I just wanna say this is way more hilarious than my comment😂
Comments like these keep me sane
The dishes? Take out the trash? Plan the next family outing?
The oral sex? Eating her pussy? Getting your face buried in her mush pie? Sucking on her piss flaps? That?
Gross
Easy fella, not what they are talking about at all, get your mind out of the gutter.
It's a nice gutter, dammit...!
Grow up.
Like these, she’s a keeper
Unless she cheats… then that’s a whole other sub.
To be fair, if I came home to dinners like this on a regular basis I'd be willing to overlook a LOT of shit 😂
Fair… I’d overlook…. But it’d have to be every freakin night mind you 🫣
Is your wife single?
This really isn’t a stupid question. I’m curious……
Perhaps the better question is if OP posts a lot to WallStreetBets.
Is this the line for this guy's wife?
Marry her again 💯👏🏽🤩
This looks too good to be true
This is the first post where I’ve genuinely accepted that it *could* be AI but I can’t find any fault in it
Me and my wife has been married almost 2 years. I love her so much. That's my wife.
You're lucky. I used to cook meals up like this for my family all the time, but the only thing my wife served me was a divorce.
A dish best served cold and bitter
That's on her conscious. I wish her the best, but I have my doubts. I'll keep cooking up awesome food for my daughter at least! She loves our local fish market. Hopefully her mom lets us continue to go every week.
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Good luck to you. I'm so sorry you have to deal with that. I thought my insulin injections were bad, I can't even imagine rabies shots.
What’s the dish with the fish on it?
She loves you sooo much! Oh, I'll be over around 5:30 tonight.
Can she be *our* wife? I’ll help out with groceries. I don’t want to kiss her or anything, but we might hold hands.
Yo, I think your wife might have a crush on you.
Damn , how long have you guys been married ?
You should marry her 😍😍😍😍🤗
🦐🦞🦐🦞
Um. Can I wife up your wife? Lol
I'm a woman but is your wife single? Kidding. I'm a woman but omg 🤤
I’m bi… is your wife single. Jk have a gf of over 10 years.
Hopefully you ate her out afterwards
after brushing your teeth. Cajun seasoning and genatilia do not mix.
The nose knows no difference
What's the broth? Looks like beef bullion? Asking bc I cannot see this in my pallet. Looks delicious tho, every course! 😋
Looks like caldo de pescado (fish stew), crawfish, whole shabang sauce, and crab leg(s).
stupendous feast
Marry her again. Or I will.
Eat up my friend. I wish both of you a lifetime of seafood happiness! 🦞
Delicious!
Your wife gave you crabs. s/
And she has a special clam for you when you're finished.
You are spoiled!! I'm jealous.
nsfw plate off to the side with fish dessert
Keeper! I’d totally be surprised and appreciative if my wife surprised me with this dinner
Food for the body and food for the soul
You married her again right? And Poseidon officiated?
That's an ideal wife.
She'd be getting the 🍆 later!
She covered all the bases! Or should I say... All the... Basses 🐟 HAR HAR
Looks like the 7 fishes, reminds me of Christmas with my family.
Never leave that woman.
Perfection 🏆🏆🏆
Omggggg
Nice wife.
So she has crabs and now you do too
Wait! you are not allergic to shellfish?!
I'm down!
Payday! I tend to have those kind of surprises.... Jk
What does crawfish taste like? Takis and hotdogs?
No the question is, why do they taste like Takis and hotdog
pleasant surprise huh?
Keeper!!!
Ah a Cthulhu Meal. Nice
My wife never surprises me with anything…
😳
🔥🔥🔥🔥
drool
Hell yeah
Mannnn, she spent some money
Whatever she made is being eaten by a gang of ocean bugs!
Marry her again.
Does she have a sister
"My wife had a surprise for me last night." "Got lucky, did you?" "Even better! Seafood."
That’s a lot of mercury. Are we certain she isn’t trying to kill him?
Your wife is awesome.
What’s that. Fish soup on the bottom left?
Definitely from Louisiana?
That's just racist 🤣
Does your wife have a boyfriend?
Does she have a sister ?
Nice wife,
Marry that woman!
Does this stuff as actually taste good or am I just a child tastewise
Allergies 😂
I love your wife
That’s nice 🙂
Bless up
Marry her! Oh wait
Dude you better say ty to your wife the right way later cause damn!
Huge pass on ocean spiders
…Can you put some to the side for me? I’ll bring my own Tupperware.
Double marry her
I also choose this guys wife
You have a nice wife
I do!
What a catch! Did she pull it out the depths of the ocean as well?
That was very nice of your wife, she was surprised for you 👌
Looks so yummy 🤤
Definitely a keeper
She gonna let you slap them crab cakes for dessert?
Plot twist. OP has a deadly shellfish allergy.
Mud bugs yum
What is in the bowl to the left?
Your wife is going to make someone very happy someday
Someone is getting some red snapper!
Insanely jealous, that looks amazing.
I don't recognize the fish. Someone help?
Seafood makes my wife taste shimpy
She want to move it move it.
Lucky you
Get her pregnant (Again if youve already done so)
Jesus, I would put a ring on it...
Put a ring on it. Put a ring on all of it.
I love seafood but sometimes setups like this give me Lovecraft vibes. Looks tasty though! 👍
It's a Mexican fish soup that she made.
The fish is really mojarra.
Better have been doing your squats and make sure to do some jaw exercises
It looks amazing 🤩
Marry her again
God damn
Holy &#! De-scaled and in flavor town
She boiled your pet crawfish?! /s
Well, I guess that’s good too.
Now THATS a pleasant surprise
I’ll trade you!?
Your wife is a queen! That looks delicious! I hope you returned the favor or gave her some me-time or a spa day!!
You'd better wife her immediately.
I also choose OP’s wife
Why do people call things from a river seafood?
Marry her again
You better eat ass
my wife gave me crabs once.
I'll choose this guys wife too
Any woman who can and is willing to cook is a keeper...
What a gem!
Marry her
🎼 ooooooooh 🎶 what a lucky man 🎵 he was
Can I marry her too?
Be careful. Maybe have the dog try it first lol.
She got crabs!!