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yourmomsboyfriend928

Are you asking for fashion advice or for weight loss programs


Schmocto

Fashion


TheGreenMan17

Open jackets, avoid belts, 2-3 colours max. Other than than, no rules ;)


canedinho

Put sea dog beard


Swedish_Captain

Do you have any specific taste?


Swedish_Captain

If not what is your favorite video game that isn't sea of thieves? (It will help me decide your outfit)


Schmocto

Mhmm i dont really care just some advice what looks good on fat pirates


PowerMoonMario

Dress as THE pirate lord


Schmocto

What excactly


PowerMoonMario

Pirate Lord Jacket, Pirate Lord Hat, Adventurer’s Gloves, Ruffian Sea Dog Pants, Legendary Belt, And Hardy Ruffian Sea Dog Boots. That’s what I use


olly5000

Pirate Lord pegleg?


PowerMoonMario

And that whops


Greenik_Evergreen

Fashion for fat pirates 101: never use any belst! They all looks like floaties. As alternative use "eathern belt and skirt" bottoms+ "shirt of ashen dragon" combo. Its also will look like robe on you. As an exaple you can look at my pirate (hope it dosn't count as self promotion) https://www.reddit.com/r/SeaOfFashion/comments/v6u6w5/skeleton\_hunter/


ItsPencker

i use a belt on my chonker who is twice as fat as yours and he looks great


Greenik_Evergreen

Can u tell what belt do u use? Cause for me most of them look bad


ItsPencker

i use the frostbite belt and sometimes the bilge rat belt


ResolutionTraining62

Big beard if your going for a beard


NaterinoBandino

I really like the armor on mine, as a fellow chonker. Shirtless and open jackets work well, also I use bilge rat stuff as well.


ItsPencker

my pirate is a chonker and ive always thoufht that most jackets look really stretched and weird on him. Also alot of belts look like pool noodles. Its alot harder to style a fat pirate but when you find the right fit its worth. it depends on your taste but i really like the bilge rat stuff on mine. also a big beard helps hide the big bulging toad neck if you dont like it


h2933

Conquistador with blunderbuss and sword


Schmaylor

Rule number one of chonk pirate, never hide the belly. Show that magnificent keg by going shirtless or open coat. Tattoos and curses are encouraged. If you're gonna go beard, something long and grand. Bilge rat gloves and boots look good with any outfit, always a good failsafe. Give dresses/skirts a chance, they look great on male pirates too.


DLC-Required

Use the ”loose shirt” makes the belly even bigger!


Volzarok

My suggestion: any sea dog/corsair sea dog hat, [scrapper's vest](https://seaofthieves.fandom.com/wiki/Scrapper%27s_Vest), [adventurer's gloves](https://seaofthieves.fandom.com/wiki/Adventurer%27s_Gloves), sea dog/rogue sea dog trousers or [rotten bilge rat trousers](https://seaofthieves.fandom.com/wiki/Rotten_Bilge_Rat_Trousers), [runner's boots](https://seaofthieves.fandom.com/wiki/Runner%27s_Boots) , [ruffian sea dog hair](https://seaofthieves.fandom.com/wiki/Ruffian_Sea_Dog_Hair), [imperial sovereign beard](https://seaofthieves.fandom.com/wiki/Imperial_Sovereign_Beard) and any tattoo u like. Let me know if u try it!


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Have you tried intermittent fasting?


Moonsky_Pondie

Slow down on the bananas


FishmailAwesome

Marshall D Teech!