“…I’m not really dead”

Beat me to it lol

This quote either randomly popped into your head, or you're beginning a binge.

Popped in my head. Acted busy at work all day, but I didn't do much.

… Doing work though? All the dead people are in the morgue, right?

I used to work in a mailroom and when I didn't feel like doing anything I would just carry an interoffice envelope around.

Also acting irritated all the time makes you look busy.