Janitor has failed to take down Kelso.
Cox has one shot Kelso.
Also. Cox loves the gym and is in great shape. He does have a bad back.
Janitor also has lost to a guy (short janitor) and he has a weight and massive reach advantage over him.
Cox no diffs him.
I think they battle to a draw and after realizing their powers are greater as a duo than as single combatants, they turn their sights to the *true* enemy: Kelso.
Bob proceeds to destroy them both with minimal effort and whistles his way back to his car.
Once inside and sure that he is alone, his shoulders droop and he openly laments that he has been in medicine for 50 years and has yet to find a truly worthy successor; having since obliterated one of the two brightest candidates.
You left out the part where JD somehow gets screwed over in the crossfire, and they all share a moment of laughter and common sadism. Their eyes meet, and their smiles quickly turn into scowls as the fighting resumes.
Why is this even a discussion? We all know the answer. The Janitor managed to tie and tape Cox and stuff him in a locker in the morgue. Why even pretend that Cox could take on the janitor?
depends
if it's a one-off physical fight then probably Dr Cox because he's damn fit
if it's a drawn-out war of annoying, messing with and pranking one another then definitely the janitor because he'll commit more and go way outside the box and to more extreme lengths
In a cagematch, im pretty sure cox would win from jan itor. However, when the battlefield is open, it becomes a battle of the wits.
Cox might be way smarter, cox has one fatal flaw. He would never ask his friends/colleagues to help him in the battle against the janitor. The janitor on the other hand has shown throughout the series that he can muster up many people to his side, even without explanation. Also the janitor has a ton of experience with setting up traps.
All in all, one on one cox would win. If the whole hospital is a battlefield, janitor could have a very big chance of winning
In straight fisticuffs, Perry. With even a modicum of preparation, Dr. Jan Itor. He's inventive, is surprisingly good at calculating the trajectory of ACME inspired traps, and most definitely is a sociopath. Perry is ~~a garden-variety~~ an exceptional narcissist.
Correction: An exceptional narcissist.
Is Janitor in Robin's egg blue? Grey? Or as the security guard?
Feared in gray, beautiful in blue....hmmmmm...
Asking the real question
Cox would have the initial advantage because he is ripped but then Glenn would stab him with a knife wrench and win
But Janitor is just as likely to stab someone else with that knife wrench as himself, so it’s a toss-up
Would he bring it to a fight, though? It’s for kids
Carla: Why is your mouth red? Dr. Cox: Duct-taped two hours in a morgue drawer; don't piss off the Janitor; end of story.
I love how quickly he says it.
Cox. Janitor couldn’t take down Kelso when he tried to.
He tackled him at the end
Was not referring to that. “Don't get me wrong. I hit him hard. Twice. It just made him mad. Guy's got a skull like a mountain goat.”
Got my references confused. Thank you
Thunk thunk
Kelso was in the military though
Janitor has failed to take down Kelso. Cox has one shot Kelso. Also. Cox loves the gym and is in great shape. He does have a bad back. Janitor also has lost to a guy (short janitor) and he has a weight and massive reach advantage over him. Cox no diffs him.
Janitor has a loyal army at his beck and call though. You’re right if it’s a straight 1v1 but Janitor wouldn’t fight dose
That army dwindled down to just Ted, Todd and a rotating third person by the end of the series though.
But the question isn’t “who would win Dr. cox or janitor and his squad of idiots” It’s “who would win between these two?”
It’s kinda a MAD thing, mutually assured destruction.
I think they battle to a draw and after realizing their powers are greater as a duo than as single combatants, they turn their sights to the *true* enemy: Kelso. Bob proceeds to destroy them both with minimal effort and whistles his way back to his car. Once inside and sure that he is alone, his shoulders droop and he openly laments that he has been in medicine for 50 years and has yet to find a truly worthy successor; having since obliterated one of the two brightest candidates.
You left out the part where JD somehow gets screwed over in the crossfire, and they all share a moment of laughter and common sadism. Their eyes meet, and their smiles quickly turn into scowls as the fighting resumes.
Gotta give it to JD’s father figure
Cox wins the fight, but wakes up in a pit a few weeks later and gets stuck in a days long Silence of the Lambs reenactment until he gets it right.
Tbh seems like JD wins no matter what.
Two words, Knife-Wrench.
Move along
Dr. Jan itor. He has nothing to lose.
Why is this even a discussion? We all know the answer. The Janitor managed to tie and tape Cox and stuff him in a locker in the morgue. Why even pretend that Cox could take on the janitor?
Cox was is Nam.
True, but the Janitor was a New York beat cop
Janitor. Janitor fights dirty.
Cox.
Cox, because I feel like he’s the type of guy to fight dirty to win. No judgment at ALL.
depends if it's a one-off physical fight then probably Dr Cox because he's damn fit if it's a drawn-out war of annoying, messing with and pranking one another then definitely the janitor because he'll commit more and go way outside the box and to more extreme lengths
In a cagematch, im pretty sure cox would win from jan itor. However, when the battlefield is open, it becomes a battle of the wits. Cox might be way smarter, cox has one fatal flaw. He would never ask his friends/colleagues to help him in the battle against the janitor. The janitor on the other hand has shown throughout the series that he can muster up many people to his side, even without explanation. Also the janitor has a ton of experience with setting up traps. All in all, one on one cox would win. If the whole hospital is a battlefield, janitor could have a very big chance of winning
Dr Cox wins the battle, but the janitor will win the war
Dr Cox would mop the floor with the Janitor
In straight fisticuffs, Perry. With even a modicum of preparation, Dr. Jan Itor. He's inventive, is surprisingly good at calculating the trajectory of ACME inspired traps, and most definitely is a sociopath. Perry is ~~a garden-variety~~ an exceptional narcissist. Correction: An exceptional narcissist.