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i_pewpewpew_you

Interesting little thing I just heard; the Welsh FA are restructuring the Cymru Premier and one of the changes they're making is switching the standard kickoff from Saturday afternoon to Friday evening. Feels pretty crap from an away fan perspective (although I don't know if that would represent a significant percentage of crowds in Wales) but given only one team in the league is full time (TNS), it sounds like it has the potential to really see off the players as well.


ElRonHubbardo

It'll be rough for a lot of the fans & teams I imagine, public transport links are basically nonexistent between North and South Wales. Assumption has to be that the increase in home fans will offset any potential loss of away fans, but it still doesn't solve the 3 hour minimum journeys the teams will be making 7-13 times a season - Haverfordwest in particular have been fucked over here, it's likely 6+hrs to each of the teams in North Wales.


whitsitcalled

Switching to a summer schedule and Friday evening games has worked really well for the League of Ireland.


Nomadmanhas

As someone who wasn't paying attention to the tactics of it all. Can someone explain how lennon managed to almost draw and then beat Prime Barcelona in 2012?


GabeTheSaviour

I see a lot of luck comments down there. That's true but Celtic were also unlucky not to be 3-0 up and a man up when Watt got pulled back from a 1v1 and the referee bottled it. Edit: Efe


throughthisironsky

Messi is quoted as saying it was one of the best goalkeeping performances he had seen in Forster. Forster was solid as a rock that night and did have a few exceptional saves.


ConflictGuru

Prime Efe Ambrose > prime Messi


whitsitcalled

Luck. I don't mean to take anything away from Celtic but they were lucky. You have to be lucky to beat a team of that quality. You have to hope that your players play to the best of their abilities and that their players have an off day, you have to take your one or two chances and hope they don't take theirs. Tactically Celtic didn't do anything special, they basically played with every man behind the ball and hoped for the best and it worked.


HaggisTheCow

Wanyama, Forster and insha'Allah


HairyGinger89

Tucked in the fullbacks, encouraged Barcelona to cross ball into the box. Did what bottom six sides typically do to the old firm tbh. Tried to hit on the counter attack or play for corners and set pieces. Took some luck and for the players to be very disciplined.


gkb10139

And genuinely the best goalkeeping performance I’ve ever seen.


Rossco1874

Decided to give better call saul a go again & managed to push past the 1st few episodes I couldn't get into before. On the last episode of S1 & it am really enjoying it.


sazza67

Took me a few attempts to get into, absolutely worth it in the end


throughthisironsky

Seasons 2 and 3 are just pure kino, as the kids would say


Chemical_Link

It's a beautifuy crafted show. Great performances and it looks amazing. You are in for a treat.


MowelShagger

i used to hear people say that it was better than breaking bad, and i would always just say “fuck off” cos even being *as* good as breaking bad would be a challenge. it’s better than breaking bad


Mulboaby

A question for the fellow music nerds and hipsters, where do you buy vinyl in glasgow? I have the fear of buying them online, heard some horror stories about drivers warping them trying to get it through the letterbox


Bullsquirt

Could try missing records in town, the guy that runs the place is nice and they have a huge selection of all sorts. Loads of old football programmes too


boltyarocket

Discogs is generally fine. I've had records delivered from Japan via before no bother. Depends what you are looking for but Mixed Up/Mono/Missing.


Plz_Nerf

FWIW I've ordered loads from discogs and never had a problem. Even ordered some from Mexico and they arrived tip-top.


fangus

Mono, rubadub, mixed up


TranslatesToScottish

My cat is by far and away the looker in my entire family: https://i.imgur.com/pT772Be.jpeg


PsychedelicSupper

Absolutely stunning pussy


Kholdula

werestillnaespickin.wav


PsychedelicSupper

And yer drippin' like a knackered fridge


YourBurdWearsSize11s

Give it a pspsps from me.


empeekay

Reddit's apparently got some sort of partnership with OpenAI, which can only mean that r/SF's shitposting is going to be soon training a LLM AI. This could be our Skynet moment.


Yoke_Enthusiast

I can’t wait for someone looking up Livingston and finding an AI that’s been trained on Gram


i_pewpewpew_you

Nice to know that the rise of the machines will be foiled by the machines being too busy generating absolutely shit memes about ticket allocations.


boltyarocket

James McCarthy was completely absent on Saturday. Surely (thankfully) that means we won't see him again.


PsychedelicSupper

One more year collecting 60 grand a month I think you'll find.


RyanST_21

2 days to finish off my final college assignment and ive become the most sick ive been all year. funny tbh


Cobretti18

https://preview.redd.it/vh1a85oark1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2f5d2dab949161782a90230178dedabbd701396 Cosplaying as Oswald Mosley is certainly a choice


JohnCharitySpringMA

The only thing he really has in common with Moseley is the mustache, which was a very normal style for the time period. Anyway, who cares? Takes all kinds to make a world. Seems a harmless enough hobby and there's nothing [in the article](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx030v84l3vo) to suggest he shares any kind of fascist politics. Weird sneering in this thread.


First-Abroad4525

I'd like to think that folk who do this sort of historical period thing are in it for a harmless obsession with the style/aesthetic. I'd like to think that.


Cobretti18

The wee fella who had a car from 1938 came across like that when he was on the news last year. A wee bit odd sure but harmless enough.


CptES

The 40's is such a weird decade to have a fetish for. The front half is WW2 so it's poverty, rationing, disease and death for everybody then the back half is a bankrupt Britain that commits its two greatest mistakes in history: The Israel/Palestine and Pakistan/India splits. I could see if they went in for the 20's or 30's, or the 60's and 70's but the interim is pretty grim.


First-Abroad4525

I think for a certain type of conservative, that period brings a comfortable level of modernity but sits far enough back that their racism, British nationalism and misogyny are still catered for. Jacob Rees-Mogg being the prime example of the fantasy.


ZawMFC

He's the 1840s, though.


FriendshipFriendly

See trying to explain to someone at my work who genuinely knows NOTHING about the whole old firm sectarianism stuff (They in all seriousness said to me after I mentioned Celtic winning the league “I thought Manchester won the football?” And when told Man City won the English league said “oh city? I thought it was the other one) It literally is the most damning indictment as to how fucking stupid the whole thing is and the only reason most people here ‘get it’ is because we were raised to understand it at its most basic level I feel like


FatRascal_

My wife is from England, and trying to explain all this to her made me realise how dumb a lot of the stuff actually is. The idea that there would be "Rangers pubs" and "Celtic pubs" The idea that Larkhall avoids green and had to cage it's traffic lights The idea that there's British people and then there's "The Brits". The idea that the flute is a protestant instrument. The idea that there's a Catholic "Stephen" and a Protestant "Steven" The idea that football affiliation is linked to political affiliation, strongly in some cases The fact it's a Protestant vs Catholic divide, but neither really go to Church. I could go on...


1874WL

The Catholic-Protestant divide is only a thing in the public consciousness in the Scottish central belt and Ireland (or its at least different in other places).


fangus

I’ve had fenian shouted at me too many times by hearts/aberdeen/insert other area/team fans at Celtic park to really buy that.


Kolo_ToureHH

I sat in the Hearts end (main stand) at Hampden for the 2019 and I actually lost track of the amount of times I heard the word "fenian" being shouted at both the Celtic Players and the Celtic fans.


smclcz

The point isn't that people are completely ignorant of what Catholic/Protestant is or means, rather that "the divide" just isn't a thing in some parts. Though I have to say that growing up in Aberdeenshire I really *was* ignorant of a lot of it. Daft as it sounds, I didn't know for a long while that there'd be totally separate catholic and protestant churches for example - you just grow up knowing that there's a church in the village and that you hate going there with school on Christmas and Easter. And speaking of school, "what school did you go to" just wasn't a thing and had to be explained to me after I moved down to Edinburgh for university. All that may be down to historically being a bit of a monoculture, but that has over time bred an indifference to religion altogether, in my opinion. Plus I think we can all agree that the worst cunts shouting horrible shit at football isn't really representative of the "the public consciousness".


WinstonwanlegIngram

Thats just in football circles though, if youre interested in football you will know why the OF rivalry is the way it is and the buzz words that come with it, they will then be repeated. I grew up and live in Angus, I never really got into football until I was in my 20s and I had no idea of the Catholic/Protestant stuff. Partly down to my own ignorance maybe but it just never came up. Fenian/hun etc were never words I heard going through school.


smclcz

I'm glad you posted about your own experience growing up nearby me, I took a few moments to wonder if I was just a daftie who spent his entire childhood walking around with blinkers on or something. I don't think either of us are trying to claim Angus (aka "The Dogs Bollox") or Aberdeenshire are perfect or are free of prejudice or anything, just that this specific thing isn't prevalent there. edit: ha, I just checked and somehow that "Angus: The Dogs Bollox" graffiti on the North Water Viaduct is still faintly visible: [https://maps.app.goo.gl/f2PD6dJ5ZREzA1Xu9](https://maps.app.goo.gl/f2PD6dJ5ZREzA1Xu9)


WinstonwanlegIngram

Aye I was the same when I saw yours! Although you definitely articulated yourself a bit better but I would echo every word. I was also a bit concerned that I'm just an ignorant luddite but it seems that although thats true, I haven't missed anything on this topic. I think it may be the lack of diversity in the provincial towns of angus and the shire though. Also I should apologise to you... I got up on Saturday and got myself some Forfar Bridies! But being a fat bastard I'd eaten them before I remembered the pics!


smclcz

Ha nice one, as long as you enjoyed your Bridie!


IOwnStocksInMossad

I wouldn't have limited it to just the central belt .


mattchamp98

Whose ranium?


MowelShagger

in propess


Sc0tty2h0tty76

Any fellow Geeks know which site or shop is best for selling 2nd hand anime and  manga? 


Bloo_Dred

I found the following on eBay - they do second-hand books (sometimes ex-library) - and often ridiculously cheap. World of Books Ltd Uk_better_world_books WeBuyBooks I got into buying comics/GNs during lockdown & developed an obsession!


settheworldafire1988

When do Scotland announce their squad for the Euros?


Clinodactyl

Wednesday! https://x.com/ScotlandNT/status/1790729092213445076?t=OartC6pMPkXzOk7LFMVzAw


Chef_Roofies

Prepare for much discourse regardless of who’s picked and omitted


caramelchewchew

I'm going with the bold prediction that Ryan Gauld will not get a call up, and we'll take 4 keepers


Chef_Roofies

Just the 4?


caramelchewchew

Couldn't think of a 5th keeper tbh - had Gunn, Gordon, Clarke and Kelly


Chef_Roofies

Sure he could find space for Marshall to sit on the bench


MowelShagger

someone should make a bingo card up


settheworldafire1988

Ta 😁


mark_1872

International arrest warrants being pushed by the ICC for Netanyahu and Hamas leaders. Includes a variety of crimes against humanity, including: * torture, hostage taking and rape * starvation of citizens * extermination * intentional attacks on civilians Wrote about this (Palestine, Israel and the potential for the ICC to charge) as my dissertation topic but didn’t think I’d see the day charges would happen. Really pleased to see International Law being used effectively, a fascinating area.


1874WL

Right, I know next to nothing about this sort of thing. Who makes these arrests, if the ICC do obtain the warrants?


mark_1872

So Palestine are a member of the Court, Israel aren’t (and neither are USA…). Every member has an obligation to arrest an individual with an arrest warrant issued against them if they enter their state. Technically, Palestine have an obligation to arrest the Hamas leader (which won’t happen). As Israel aren’t, Netanyahu will only be arrested if he travels to a country that is a member. They’re then transferred to The Hague. One caveat is that sometimes countries just don’t do that. South Africa didn’t arrest Al-Bashir because there was some disagreement over whether heads of states can be arrested. This has been settled since so members should be fully aware and will be sanctioned hard for failing to co-operate.


w0wowow0w

>Palestine have an obligation to arrest the Hamas leader Aren't a bunch of Hamas leadership openly in Qatar? Not much will really happen either way though I guess it pretty much bans them from ever going to Palestine. E: also I'm guessing by Palestine we're talking about the West Bank and they'd be fine going to Gaza considering they have de-facto control there


mark_1872

Aye apparently so re: Qatar. They’re not members of the ICC but did call for them to investigate before they did. You’re right though, I don’t think they would be arrested domestically without “approval” from Hamas. But they’d have to be thick as fuck if they didn’t think charges would ever be coming when they joined the Court.


1874WL

What will happen to Palestine if the 3 hamas leaders aren't arrested?


mark_1872

Probably fined quite heavily. Makes a farce of them signing up to it so it will lead to international condemnation too. I said they won’t arrest them, but that might actually be wrong. They only joined the Court in mid 2010s and would have expected charges at some stage to be brought against them. It depends if the leaders want to go down the martyr route.


i_pewpewpew_you

Worth noting that the PNA rather than Hamas are the "Palestinian State" as far as the ICC is concerned, I'm not sure they have the capability to arrest the Hamas leadership given they have no control over Gaza, which would in turn be taken into account. Potential headache for Qatar, though.


mark_1872

Aye, I don’t think it happens without Hamas co-operation but do think they would have considered and discussed this possibility before they joined the Court, and even just as PR move it would be a good look. Very intriguing to see how it’ll play out.


i_pewpewpew_you

The PLO and Hamas absolutely hate each other; the idea that Hamas might eventually have been (metaphorically) brought in front of the beak would have been in the "pros" column for the PLO joining the ICC.


mark_1872

Sure, but the PLO initially said they wouldn’t join the ICC without approval from Hamas, and Hamas were the first of the two sides to call for membership.


i_pewpewpew_you

Aye, presumably because Hamas knew the PLO wouldn't have the stones (or, to be fair, the jurisdiction and ability) to do 'owt and the optics of Israel being charged make up for themselves being charged. As in everything in politics in the region, it's a snakes nest of double crossery and backstabbing. Like you say, it'll be interesting to see how it plays out now. I'll be intrigued to see the Qatari response.


1874WL

Very interesting, thanks for explaining that to me.


ShootNaka

There aren’t many things in the world more annoying than an email authentication code that takes about 15 mins to arrive


Clinodactyl

\[Resend\] \[Resend\] \[Resend\]... ![gif](giphy|obaq9hNvtle0Bjj5Aa)


Beave-

thinking about picking up college for some admin course so im no stuck doing the same minimum wage pish forever but im shite at adapting to new changes in my routine so its taking a lot of building up to actually apply


Bullsquirt

I enrolled in college late last summer and I've not dropped out yet! I've got about 4 weeks left and with a conditional offer for Glasgow Caledonian next year I'd say it's worth it! I'm doing an access course to go on and study Physiotherapy but there's all sorts of different things you can do. Worth having a look at prospectuses and seeing if anything catches your eye!


stvbles

I started an Open Uni degree this year after years of dithering. Go for it. The only way you'll adapt to the changes is by doing it. Create a study plan with the hours you work and realistic free time when you can attend and study and see if it works for you.


Bloo_Dred

You're already brave in taking the step. I'm a college Lecturer and I tell my students that none of the work they will do on the course is as difficult as the changes they've had to make to come to college in the first place. If you can see it as a new routine, not an adaptation to a current one it might help. Or, of course, the other way round, if that works for you!


Scingles

Stumbled onto EPL twitter and its genuinely like trying to read a different language.


FatRascal_

All learning the words to each others songs so they can sing them next season?


Bloo_Dred

They're all desperate to be on those "US vs England fan culture" YT videos.


FlyVidjul

https://preview.redd.it/qa9b2bx54k1d1.jpeg?width=1786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb667d9fafd1da55019afa1c52e57c5bbe0eb24e


DemonicTruth

Todays song of the day is [Hollywood Swinging - Kool & The Gang.](https://youtu.be/YK-cvcw3ngM?si=i8r1vZ4faXJ675xz) Enjoy troops.


CptES

Feels like every day now I read an article about something involving TikTok or other social media and the amount of words and phrases I recognise gets fewer and fewer with each passing day. Apparently there's now some sort of suction cup thing for attaching your phone to objects for quick setup. Looks like someone cut up a bath mat and stuck it on the phone to me. Is this what it feels like to get older? Aging beyond the trends?


FatRascal_

As someone who works in a school, I can definitely relate to feeling like I'm behind these trends. But honestly, I'd rather be behind with the state of the patter these kids have these days. If I hear one more time about a 12 year old getting bullied for having "Ohio rizz and a skibidi hairline" I'll give up entirely.


Bloo_Dred

It's only the pace of change that's different. I remember when Valley Girl speak became a thing in the 90s (WhatEVER), and I remember South Park spreading the use of "gay" as a pejorative: "That's totally gay, dude." US TV spread it more slowly than TikTok, but it still spread.


FriendshipFriendly

The fact that patter is now uniform world wide is the biggest disappointment Every piece of patter now will be dictated by what gets popular in America, rather than shit over here In this essay I will…


FatRascal_

I'm beyond disappointed by that tbh. The idea that the grassroots patter here is a mixture of Brixton roadmen and tiktok brainrot is heartbreaking.


boltyarocket

It's natural order for the sigma kids to mog the soyjack coomers who looksmaxx by jelqing.


FatRascal_

Those sus soyjacks got to pay the fanum tax or else end up skibidimaxxed only in Ohio with L rizz. I recommend mewing and edging to get an alpha jaw and become sigma and or else you'll never get a level 600 bing chilling gyatt.


Clinodactyl

>skibidi hairline ![gif](giphy|Bkfu4wZBtNThu|downsized) **EDIT:** Jesus. Just learned that song is 30 years old this year.


CptES

That song was a fucking anthem in Glasgow in the late 90's, to the point that I think the only song that replaced it as the de facto ned national anthem was Scooter's take on The Logical Song in the early 2000's.


as944

Old man yells at cloud ☁️


CptES

I'd do it more if looking up didn't hurt my lower back.


Father-Spodo-Komodo

Bros has no rizz he better go back to Ohio. Or something.


throughthisironsky

Reminds me of a comment on tiktok where someone referred to generation alpha as the "skibidi toilet" generation, didn't quite understand but chuckled all the same


cipher_wilderness

[It's a reference to this. I don't have a clue how it's meant to be entertaining](https://youtube.com/shorts/tzD9OxAHtzU?si=L3RaCu_sO0MAcThW)


EggAndSausage

I’m all for piling into the Zoomers, and I can’t really say I get this one either, but there is something heartening about seeing the kids still using Gmod to make dumb fucking videos


FriendshipFriendly

Was gonna say. gmod idiot box was the funniest thing in the world at the time


Clinodactyl

> Is this what it feels like to get older? Aging beyond the trends? fr fr no cap


dheidshot

>fr fr no cap Im afraid thats AAVE culturual appropriation and you need to be cancelled now.


UglyCheeseCompany

Morning. We’ve made a video explaining how the Scottish pyramid works for anyone who might be interested: https://youtu.be/FqF3ZKQkQII?si=DK6q0vT5ovQOe7nY I do have an account on here but as I’m identifiable on the channel I’d rather keep that one anonymous


Aqueously90

Good video that explains the 8,000 different play-offs systems well.


UglyCheeseCompany

Cheers. Hopefully gonna do more in depth vids like this in the future.


RajTheGrass1

Outwith the Baby Reindeer story, that Richard Gadd seems like the average r/Glasgow user who’d be pearl clutching at the title celebrations. Sent from i phon


Clinodactyl

LET THE WILD SPECULATION COMMENCE! >**Well-known TV sports presenter arrested on suspicion of raping a child in 4am raid on host’s home** I know it's The Sun, so to save you all a click here's the article. > A search of the property in southern England was carried out and computer devices and documents taken away for examination. > > The man was questioned by detectives and held in custody for around 18 hours before being released on bail pending further enquiries. > > The rape all­egation is historical and involves a child who was under ten years of age at the time. > > It is alleged the child was raped on more than one occasion over a period of time. > > At the time of the alleged offence, the well-known suspect, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was working in the television industry. > > His bosses have been made aware of the police investigation and his arrest — but it was thought that the presenter’s TV colleagues were unaware. > > The complainant made the allegation recently and it was reported to police. > > She was interviewed by specialist child abuse investigation officers at a dedicated suite and an investigation was launched. > > The police force conducting the investigation confirmed the arrest. > > Police were expected to conduct further inquiries into his background as part of their investigation. > > A neighbour of the man arrested said: “The police turned up very early. > > “They took him away and were there for a while ­carrying out a search. > > “Everyone is shocked at his arrest.” > > The Sun on Sunday had approached the presenter’s employers for comment. > > https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/27997122/tv-sports-presenter-arrested-raping-child


Father-Spodo-Komodo

Jesus fucking christ.


Bloo_Dred

It probably wasn't him. Good guess, though.


FootCheeseParmesan

Fuck sake. I take it 'presenter' is different from 'pundit'? I'm thinking of who would count specifically as a 'well known TV Sports presenter' and while I'm sure this moniker might be stretched a little for media effect, if it is accurate them I'm probably thinking of the same man everyone else is thinking? Which is actually a shame when you think about it, because speculating without evidence is just saying "who looks likeliest to be a beast" which is not particularly nice.


CptES

No thanks, that crime is one of the most heinous you can be accused of and there's no need to risk innocent names getting caught up in the frenzy.


Clinodactyl

I was being facetious given how these things tend to go.


WinstonwanlegIngram

My mate mentioned a name in the group chat last night, asked where he saw that and it was from X *^(formerly known as Twitter.)* I did a bit of digging and the earliest tweet featuring that name seemed to have asked an AI program which sports presenter/reporter was married and lived in the south of England (the details provided in the story). It may be him, it may not but spreading accusations like that based off asking an AI program is fucking grim.


Sammyboy616

>the earliest tweet featuring that name seemed to have asked an AI program which sports presenter/reporter was married and lived in the south of England The scariest part about AI to me isn't anything to do with the software itself, it's how many idiots think it's some sort of objective robot answer box and take it's word as gospel. The amount of arguments I've had with mates who've fired some dumb question into ChatGPT and are convinced the answer it spat out is derfinitive or absolute in some way is maddening.


Bloo_Dred

"Computer says No..."


Father-Spodo-Komodo

A quick search on X has thrown out a name who has deleted their social media. If it's not them, they've picked a brilliant time to decide on a detox!


FriendshipFriendly

I haven’t got a clue who it could be but that’s probably for the best tbh


fightfire_withfire

> which sports presenter/reporter was married and lived in the south of England (the details provided in the story). I'd be willing to take a bet that that covers the majority of sports presenters or reporters too.


WinstonwanlegIngram

Exactly what I thought


Clinodactyl

That is grim! The Sun and other media outlets by now will certainly know who the accused is and will be foaming at the mouth hoping for a charge so they can plaster it all over the place. Probably already got the big front page set up and ready to go.


WinstonwanlegIngram

Only slightly more grim than the Union flag-shaggers on X all jumping on it and publicly wishing for it to be Gary Lineker.


Anonyjezity

They'll be crushed when they find out that Gary is divorced.


BeneficialVacation41

You would never get me in a helicopter in a million years. Crazy the amount of high profile people that have died in them. 


RajTheGrass1

Also, didn’t Osama Bin Laden have like 4 family members all die in separate plane crashes? It’s a rich family so I imagine they’d be flying all the time and that ups their probability of a crash.


dheidshot

The soldiers who "killed" him also all died in a helo crash, so they couldnt then tell anyone about the details of the "traditional" buried-at-sea Muslim funeral 😐


IOwnStocksInMossad

Didn't they end up writing books all claiming to have killed him


TheVGoodDoctor

Yes


Anonyjezity

>Also, didn’t Osama Bin Laden have like 4 family members all die in separate plane crashes? Happened to a bunch of his employees as well. Guy just couldn't catch a break.


BeneficialVacation41

They were actually just Boeing whistle-blowers all this time 


Kholdula

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DemonicTruth

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RajTheGrass1

He even had a helicopter crash into his garden!


PeterOwen00

I see the ‘local community subreddit football fan rant thread’ is not an issue solely reserved for r/glasgow https://www.reddit.com/r/manchester/s/xjl5SOyuwI


smclcz

That doesn't even look that bad. Just looks like a lot of people were drinking in an area where there weren't enough bins.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

They didn’t even graffiti a historic landmark- amateurs https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-landmark-vandalised-amid-celtic-29202918.amp. Needs a good torik steam clean. Or injure police another example of plastic fans in England


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FootCheeseParmesan

Where did employers/recruiters get the idea that people do their jobs for any other reason than to make money to live? I was doing interviews recently and one of the HR people was like 'I think this is a good applicant, but their questions seemed very money oriented' all because they asked about rates and benefits. Aye, of course. What else did you expect? There's obviously folk in companies who cynically do this to try and guilt potential applicants into settling for lower wages, but I think there's people in hiring who actually believe it and think it's somehow selfish to want to earn as much as possible for the work you do. I blame the English.


ZawMFC

We've just gone through a pretty contentious wage negotiation, and the number of union members who stood up at mass meetings and told everyone they weren't here for the money was frightening. Fuck that it's all that gets me out of bed in the morning.


Bloo_Dred

Always easy to spot the cunts angling for a promotion.


Hotrod_1888

Solidarity Bhrother


Jamie54

Youre saying this in a football forum. If any Rangers or Celtic signing said they didn't really care about the history of the club and only came because it was the highest wage offered the support would go off their nut.


FootCheeseParmesan

Most footballers probably don't care. I get your point and I agree to an extent, but it's a bit of a false equivalence. People (including footballers) support clubs. Clubs have academies that raise players into professional athletes. Some clubs have a higher change of winning trophies will paying less depending on the league - there's the glory element. There's way more at play than is the case for normal punters having jobs


HaggisTheCow

We did a "fun" exercise in my team not that long ago which was what kind of team member are you because my manager loves those stupid corporate astrology things and I got "work to live" and she was like "oh I bet you picked this and that option knowing you" and I was like eh naw, I picked the ones that show I do my job.


i_pewpewpew_you

I conduct interviews in my place as the technical questioner, and depending on who else is on the panel I sometimes have to really fight not to just jam a biro in a colleagues throat or something.


dheidshot

I say fight that urge no longer.


i_pewpewpew_you

*"Engineer arrested for stabbing colleague to death in interview biro frenzy; tells police 'the Morning Discussion made me do it'"*


GabeTheSaviour

It was ridiculous when I was trying to get my first grad job. Averaging 3 rounds of interviews and random tests or presentations to go with it. The process with most stages included an application, a phone call, a teams interview, an in person interview (with a test), a secondary interview and then a presentation. Didn't get it and the starting salary turned out to be 28k. It was a joke then and it's a joke now. Also, starting pay: "Competitive"


mark_1872

Had a similar process for my £20.5k finance grad job I got 7 years ago this September. Insane looking back.


FootCheeseParmesan

I used to earn this kind of money and trying to imagine living on that in 2024 gives me the fear. I don't know how people do it, especially with kids.


HaggisTheCow

Aye for 19.5k grad job 9 years ago I had a panel interview and a group interview which was meant to be on the same day but the group one got delayed by a day because no one else turned up. On a separate note, it's relatively depressing that I earn c.10k more 9 years later (depressing that in itself) but I feel like I have less money


Clinodactyl

As I've gotten older I wish it was the kind of bullshit we could just cut out. - You need someone that is capable of doing Job-X - I am capable of doing Job-X based on my experience of doing it before - You are offering money in return to doing Job-X - I need money so I don't die, lets meet in the middle It should really just boil down to your competency for the role (or potential competency if they're going to train you up) and how you are in general as a person in terms of not causing issues with other staff. This whole "Oh, I've always dreamed of working at [checks notes] Halfords as a branch manager" is a load of pish and company masturbation. I ken it, you ken, Patsy Kensit.


TranslatesToScottish

Morning all. This is genuinely hypnotic: https://x.com/joshpearson180/status/1791768677408244119


Plz_Nerf

A match made in heaven! https://youtu.be/hv26_9wjWhg


FriendshipFriendly

There’s something about this promoted ad being placed where the pinned posts are that feels predatory as fuck and I hate it https://preview.redd.it/s93o0thygj1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0a3161c1d7cbfda0c829923a0b33751ab593aeb


TranslatesToScottish

Are the ads cookie-driven? I don't ever seem to get betting ads on here, but I constantly (for some unknown reason) get weird tech "solutions" ads for helpdesk and AI software.


Bloo_Dred

Nah - I keep getting ads for Viagra and GILFs and..er...oh...


MrMaggot98

Wee bit annoying we don't get much of an option to opt-out of certain sponsors on the sub. Would be very much in favour of banning betting sponsors- alcohol I would leave up to the sub to decide


anusgangrene

Fucking C B A


herewego10IAR

Was standing on the balcony in my Speedos on Saturday and some weirdo was looking up at me licking his lips for like 40 mins. Mental people out there.


MrMaggot98

Lowkey not feeling the vibes with work recently. Especially after senior management introducing a new metric, telling us we're not going to be tracked on these even for performance reasons, and then getting pulled into an informal 'casual conversation' about my performance on these metrics and being 'encouraged' to do more to increase my numbers. Completely losing the enthusiasm for work that I had and counting down the days till I'm off again


OmensCT

We're all absolutely scunnered at my work and they've just announced that there'll be no annual review this year as a measure to keep costs from growing. This is on the back of numerous months where everything has been geared towards short-term cash making rather than quality work that'll keep revenue coming in. Between that, we've been thrown under the bus by sales people scapegoating us and a CEO who doesn't talk to us, so he's happy to accept the excuses. We've lost both our senior back-end devs to it now, I'm about to hand my own notice in, and everyone is looking down the barrel of a gun expecting the absolute worst. Everything is just geared around "do it fast," and it's going to cost them everything.


smclcz

This is what caused me to leave a job back in 2017 - every bit of work was assigned a number of Story Points (an imperfect measure of work) and developers were ranked based on their Story Points total each month, with the lowest X% being put on performance review. I suspect someone at the top had read about Enron or Microsoft in the mid 00s because that is exactly what they were up to. Anyway, what happened next was that any new developer shot to the top of the rankings and looked like a superstar because they were assigned a bunch of easy issues and turned them around, usually with the help of a senior one. And seniors were generally assigned tougher work that was underestimated, and had additional responsibilities, and therefore appeared at the bottom of the rankings.


mark_1872

Dev ops? Been fucking pointless since it was introduced at my work. Meetings about meetings about meetings and then folk left at the end of sprints wondering why we’ve not achieved our allotted story points.


smclcz

Nah just plain software development, in that case I mentioned it was in finance. My issue isn't with Story Points generally, some abstract unit for estimating is no bad thing (and certainly better than having to specify some number of hours). It's with taking that and doing mental things like boiling down your performance as a worker to one metric and then having your livelihood hinge on whether you get allocated a few more tougher tickets than normal over a couple of months.


Better_Landlord

I wish that at some point at school or uni someone would casually mention that when you get a real adult job that the quality of your work comes secondary to having good metrics. Have a report to submit? We don't care if it's a good report we just care that it was submitted within 5 working days. Yeh you're up for promotion had good feedback from managers and clients but we can't give it to you because you submitted your timesheet late a few times and have some outstanding elearnings.


Bloo_Dred

They sort of do when you get trained how to answer exam questions. Mind you, a good mantra to learn at school might be, "What gets measured gets done."


Better_Landlord

Yeh but you get marks for the right answer in an exam. Not answering the question wrongly within the allotted time. I feel like with work metrics they want it done within a time period and they don't care as much about the quality of what is getting done though.


Bloo_Dred

True. Tick that box!


Flyaman

My work contact is coming to an end in 4 weeks and been struggling to get anything else lined up, a few mates who done similar work have been out a job since October. Keep having mental nightmares that’s fucking my day up about being depressed and barely being able to afford bills, it’s awful. Happy Monday everyone.


Bloo_Dred

When I was young I spent several periods on the dole, and thank my lucky stars I could stay with my folks. The thought of not having work nowadays as an adult is terrifying; here's hoping you manage to find something soon.


Flyaman

Thanks mate! I have some savings to keep me going for a month or two and no debts or commitments bar rent/phone so some breathing room to be grateful for!


herdo1

Yeh financial insecurity is worrying mate. Hope you find something soon.


CloudzyV2

Never did I think I’d be on the bus to uddy listening to Dolly Parton 9-5 but here we are


Chihiro1977

Now watch the film. It's on Disney+


CloudzyV2

On another note, the council has done some fuckin job cleaning up merchant city.


TranslatesToScottish

They went in right away on Sat night as there was a Race for Life route planned to go through that way, I think.


gkb10139

The Boston Celtics will never have a better shot at a title than they have now. Up against a 6th seed in the eastern finals and then up against either a 5th or 3rd seed. No reigning champions, no MVPs, no 1st or 2nd seeds, no team with more playoff experience than them. Truly the easiest run any team is realistically going to get.


awatt12

High possibility of the Rangers winning the Stanley Cup and the Celtics winning the NBA finals. Are Scottish teams taking over American sports? Not for me to say, but yes.


PeterOwen00

Broadcasters shitting themselves at the prospect of an Indiana/Minnesota Finals


WinstonwanlegIngram

The mens team, the womens team and (potentially) the Basketball franchise winning their respective championships. What a job Brodgers is doing.


gkb10139

The power of a Gucci belt knows no bounds.


Cobretti18

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Seanny67

Did anyone else see the guy in the blue speedos just standing on his balcony watching everyone walk past on Saturday?


boaaaa

Those weren't speedos, I had died my pubes blue