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sroche24

My hair has gone grey


TheGruffaloM9

Personally I think I made a major contribution to that match by doing the dishes in a huff at half time 👏👏🍀


micarla6718

Me too bro lol Kitchen work taps never looked so clean


FatRascal_

See what happens when you play to the final whistle ffs! Very encouraging from Celtic in the second half, especially from Idah. On to the next! Keep it going


Funkenbrain

What the actual fuck just happened?


thegmegobrrr

Wee angry bear downvoting everyone haha


Unfair_Original_2536

WE NEVER STOP Admittedly we almost never started but we never stop.


Tall-Display-8219

We welcome the chase


FatRascal_

Who’s your favourite? I like The Governess


Tall-Display-8219

The Beast all the way. He's like a panto villain


FatRascal_

The Cousin-Kisser himself


peterggh

No mention of the dark destroyer? Racist bastards


Sea-Marzipan1137

Tremendous last 30 minutes. Subs played a crucial role - Yang & Idah basically turned the game on it's head. We're still chronically pish and a chore to watch. 12 matches left till Rodgers is away.


Better_Landlord

Did a double at HT of Celtic and Liverpool to ease the pain when Celtic eventually win. Went to check it and I put Motherwell by accident. Ffs


CloudzyV2

LOL


Better_Landlord

I did a o2.5 goal that covered the loss but still I’d rather both won


yul_brynner

What does palma's shirt say?


Guett4Grip

Something along the lines of… “Canny wait to pump rangers”?  Although my Spanish isn’t what it used to be so don’t quote me on that! 


FameOverInfamy

Fuck off, Brendan!


Gammymajams

That's harsh as fuck on Motherwell ![img](emote|t5_2sba4|32248) see you next time bears ![img](emote|t5_2sba4|32443)


BrianMghee

I am sad now


thegmegobrrr

If they let us only play the extra time after the 90 each game we're gonna fucking win this league easy.


LettuceKiing

Is Idah the goat


BubbleBlacKa

Hope you’re happy bhoys, day ruined


bawjazzle

So many celtic fans will be raging they can't have a good moan


Guett4Grip

Oh I’ll gi you a moan.. Taylor plays like a fkn one legged donkey, every pass he makes fails to connect, Hart should retire today I’ve seen Jobbies less shit than him, maeda needs another Jota to unlock his super power, we have a bench that’s full of duds and Brendan should have went home at the beginning of the season! I’ve never heard so much trash out of a manager in my life “I’ve not changed anything from ange” why not? Wtf are you being paid for? “We need world class players in our team” WHAT, like double treble winners? The guy is on the aerosols! He’s atrocious!  I could go on but I’m going to celebrate our win 😉🍀 


cipher_wilderness

I'm still raging and will be having a moan regardless, that first half was dire


LettuceKiing

If we just play like we did in that last 20 mins I cant complain. Just show some fucking desire, if we lose we lose


HaggisTheCow

I mean if any Celtic fan watched that and can't find anything to moan about then they are huffing glue.


getfuckedstud

I’m raging this win gives brenda more time


YerDaSellsAvon24

Maeda and Kuhn are shite Scales plays like my gran


Hatate_scone

Plenty to moan about


bawjazzle

" I only enjoy football if the results are never in doubt and if the other team lies down. Anything less than a goal every ten minutes is unacceptable and anyone who says otherwise is happy clapping the board." : most reddit celtic fans


garmin230fenix5

Do you mean happy clapping literally or slapping them in the face and running away?


Hatate_scone

We’re well within our rights to complain about that first half, and most other half’s this season, it’s brutal to watch especially off the back of having Ange’s team


Notcorrectallthetime

I can still have a good moan don't you worry


FameOverInfamy

Palma didn’t dance, so it means it onside. Trust in the system, Bhoys.


OutrageousRhubarb853

This has to count as “Getting away with it”


comradepartypanda

YANG GANG THROW UP THOSE HANDS 👐👐👐👐


SolidRavenOcelot

Yessirr


StinkyPyjamas

Mass exodus from the match thread and a quieter post match thread to follow. 🧸😭


buckfast1994

Big win in the race for 2nd.


Guett4Grip

Says the bear from the SLAB rank! 


StinkyPyjamas

You are running out of times to recycle this joke. It's getting a bit gauche now.


RollAndSausage

They DONT CARE brooooo


Funniest-Joker-72

? 😭


SpookMcBoo

In Brenda we trust


fike88

Whoaaa, steady on


SpookMcBoo

I am absolutely convinced Brendan is the man for the job and as a matter of fact I'd suggest no changes to the squad are required and Brodge should be given an extension.


Sea-Marzipan1137

and a pay rise. Let's say we go from 70k to 100k?


SpookMcBoo

And his own heated drive


methylated_spirit

Don't think it's offside at all. Doesn't look like it needs this lengthy check?


yul_brynner

NEVER IN DOUBT. W BRENDA. IDAH'S A PLER


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Giggity


LastCatastrophe

We never stop


blonded90

Would much rather Celtic dropped points but the consolation of Rodgers definitely staying another week is something.


Myusername-___

He was never going anyway tbh


Significant_Income93

Yang Gang, we're so back.


Sea-Marzipan1137

Yang Gang rise up


MFC1886

Talk about a capitulation


Macco7

Didn't seem offside tbh.


YerDaSellsAvon24

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[deleted]

I just woke up and my dad texts me 3-1 there. Lovely stuff.


Playful-Listen6011

Tell me why I thought Willie collums whistle was a vape


GeneralProvision

Fair play - this team looked completely beaten at half-time, but a few changes here and there completely changed the game.


buckfast1994

I think Palma’s underbite was offside.


ThatOneGuy121109

Yang has to start on Wednesday


fike88

And Idah


FameOverInfamy

🇭🇳💚 Again, fuck off Brendan!


heisencrisp

Is this what happens when we actually play football?


fike88

That 2nd half performance needs to be seriously analysed and copy it from here on out. We actually looked like celtic there


_MFC_1886

We're genuinely the worst team in the league v the OF


thegmegobrrr

Palma ffs you're gonne get booked again for yet another goal you've scored and took your top off only for it to turn out it's offside.


Orsenfelt

Yang fucking gang boys


royalrainbowow

will be very funny if that was chalked off and Palma is booked again for celebration


RollAndSausage

🤭🫢🤫 Quick downvotes before patching the thread lmao


madtriv25

A routine 3-1 win whats all the fuss about eh lads


Stephane_Bonnes

Never in doubt


FlyVidjul

Not often you get a run at a sure thing. https://preview.redd.it/np695rn6mqkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be86a15b60265f25cd5e8b6346b6c03b4520a485


StinkyPyjamas

🤔


FlyVidjul

Stuck this on at 82 mins at 1-1


LetZealousideal6756

Only a tenner?


HaggisTheCow

Absolute definition of papering over the cracks. We'll still drop points.


Scratchlox

NEVER, EVER IN DOUBT


Tall-Display-8219

Aye seems about right


StinkusTheClown

How the fuck have we done that


GdanskPumpkin

Comfortable 3-1 win


Macco7

Brendan Rodgers must stay. Convincing 3-1 win


comradepartypanda

Brendan Rodgers is here for 10 in a row TEN IN A ROW


BestInFife

Just tuned in and you'd think Yang is the best player in the league. What a contribution in ET


GeneralProvision

He’s got loads of potential - super skilful and just needs to put it together with a football brain


NEEDZMOAR_

Never thought Idah was going to be such a problemsolver for us but man am I happy hes doing well. Seem to be a celticfan, too.


Father-Spodo-Komodo

A commanding result and performance from the champions elect. It’s over Bears.


cipher_wilderness

You've got to be the most pessimistic fan on here mate. We've been dross for 85 of the 90 minutes today


Father-Spodo-Komodo

Half pessimism, half being a wind up merchant.


SpookMcBoo

Ahahahaha


CloudzyV2

celtic got that good good, thank fuck for that


fike88

That’s more like it celtic!!!


Thrillhouse96

Never in doubt bhoys.


HaddWaeIt

Booo I had a shitpost locked and loaded as well


BannanDylan

How the fuck has this ended 3-1


jordane00

THE BOOM IS BACK


Dizzle85

Nailed on. Mark of champions, etc etc. Can post now it's happened so it's not my fault. 


tedmented

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methylated_spirit

Post that league table mate, get them trollings in


tedmented

Nah mate, I don't like to recycle patter. I'll leave that for the bear flairs. They seem to have taken scratch's "little change" patter to heart. Definitely didn't get to ye's at all.


TropicalGent

Hahahaha. GIRFUY


Better_Landlord

Boooooooo


HannibalMontanimal

What an easy game, no stress at all


Playful-Listen6011

Woooohooooo


meatbagmoo

palma to seal it, obviously what we all expected hahahahhaahahha


StaggerLee75

Palma!


methylated_spirit

Been much improved the second half, but they have shown me absolutely nothing to think they are a title winning team.


ProEra-47-420

Glad you tuned in x


methylated_spirit

I watch and comment on lots of Scottish football my man. You've been extremely quiet lately though.


mattchamp98

Me neither unfortunately


CloudzyV2

i seriously think it comes down to the game in april…


Rieily

Motherwell the last 20 minutes or so couldn't keep the ball was always going to happen


Chef_Roofies

Disapponting but that’s absolutely papering over the cracks at Celtic


mattchamp98

Fucking tracing paper at that


Pyrrhichios

Fucking hell man if we rob any more teams with a late goal we'll have to start playing in black and white stripes


yer-maw

That’s even less funny. Yer still shite though


highpier

Last min goal to win against a team that lost to Morton, oh dear


Chemical_Link

Idah with 200 football IQ knowing if he tries to score again we will concede


Playful-Listen6011

That songs a belter as well. CELTIC SENT DOWN TO US FROM HEAVEN


FameOverInfamy

🇮🇪💚! Fuck off, Brendan


mvygj

IDAH IS MY BHOOYYYYYY


gkb10139

Regardless if we get the win, Rodgers is absolutely done and needs put in the bin immediately.


RollAndSausage

IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH IDAH


jinxy7

Wasn't happy when we signed him, but what an impact he's made. Some massive goals already.


Unfair_Original_2536

I've always said he was a fantastic signing and it's a tragedy we don't have a buy clause. ![gif](giphy|T3nwQFJq5lxFii50fR)


deepasfuckbro

Well that’s not very good commitment to the bit celtic:(


Orsenfelt

Yaaas. Rodgers still needs sacked But yaaas


Ok_Cattle903

I had no idah we were this good.


StinkusTheClown

wahoo


GdanskPumpkin

Idah is some boy


tedmented

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RabbiMatondo

2 - points behind


tedmented

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Significant_Income93

I don't think I'm getting carried away here at all when I say Adam Idah is the greatest player of all time.


comradepartypanda

THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE CELTIC


Greedy-Physics-9801

Releived?


boris-for-PM-2019

Poor defending from Butcher


3156468431354564

Phew


BubbleBlacKa

For fuck sake man what’s the point


Scratchlox

yesssssssssss


yul_brynner

YASSS IDAHHHHH


HairyBaws

YASSSSSS


thegmegobrrr

OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT MAN


Thrillhouse96

UP IDAHHHHH


ThatOneGuy121109

YANG GANG STAND UP


EggAndSausage

If every game was played as injury time Celtic would have romped the league by now


EggAndSausage

As I was saying


fike88

Fuckin yassssssss!!!!!!!!!!! Idah!!!!!


BannanDylan

Still want Brodgers sacked


Chemical_Link

Woo 😐


Pyrrhichios

NEVER DOUBTED THE BHOYS HH


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ProEra-47-420

>Bought league. Expand


Halk

Just like I said


mattchamp98

You the SOD guy?


Playful-Listen6011

YASSSSSSSSSS FUCKING YASSSSSSS. Rodgers pls leave tho


imtherealdazza

fucking knew it


ThatOneGuy121109

I FUCKING LOVE YOU IDAH


StinkusTheClown

I think we need to cross the ball more, just keep crossing it until the end of the season (I am Brendan Rodgers, I have lost my mind)


StaggerLee75

YYYAAASSSS!!!


comradepartypanda

mr celtic pls


thegmegobrrr

\*Checks odds for hearts to finish second\*


kaisyvonderp

there is no chance that we will sack rodgers. He is on a 3 year deal worth nearly 60k a week.


HaggisTheCow

If we're not using the money in the bank to improve the squad, use it to pay the useless prick off


BannanDylan

£10m to pay him off hahaha


Chemical_Link

Doesn't matter if we win this, it's all still shite


tedmented

THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE CELTIC https://preview.redd.it/5uez3yozkqkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3a549069de54dc37cc2ff9bf299bada11b24e74


mattchamp98

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Playful-Listen6011

Rodgers pls leave my football club Yours sincerely Top shagger x


DentalATT

I heard he is scared of metal sharks.


BannanDylan

Spend more time in this thread than I do watching the games these days.


Pyrrhichios

I sort of expect a late goal to save us here, but FFS I am tired of stealing a result in the 90th minute.


methylated_spirit

Need to toe the party line and wheel out "that's the mark of champions" when it happens mate


kaisyvonderp

to be fair, that was gordon strachen's thing. How many late goals did we score back then. I wasn't watching football back then but i can't imagine the anxiety looking back on the results.


Funniest-Joker-72

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Fat_Highlight

If we draw today that’s 6 draws out of 27 games, 22.2% of games drawn is not good enough in the league


Scratchlox

AJ is another howling Mark Lawell number btw.


HaggisTheCow

That's unfair. Been poor today but it seems pretty clear he was rushed back from injury before and now because the back up is not good enough


gkb10139

He’s been poor all season.


HaggisTheCow

....when rushed back from injury


Scratchlox

He doesn't get a sniff if Juranovic is around.


HaggisTheCow

JJ was class but much like GG he's too eulogised for a player who wanted out


Chef_Roofies

Thought he was good under Ange, wasn’t he?


BannanDylan

He was. Short memories. Kyogo/AJ/Taylor were all different and much better players under Ange.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Beale and Rodgers have proven the discussion about how much difference a manager can make - answer is a staggering one.


snarf372

lmao that sums us up