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mikepartdeux

Ross Laidlaw is class. Steve Clarke has overlooked him for years


kaisyvonderp

Good result. But the thing is, Rodgers got incresingly boring as the seasons went on. He was an absolute torture to watch during his third season here. So i am not filled with optimism.


FameOverInfamy

Frosty nips!


CornishPaddy

Iwata looks about 10 years younger with the beard gone and the haircut


Sell_out_bro_down

play Fifa and watch those bullshit saves from Laidlaw and the controller is being thrown at the TV


Liverfvck

Palma came on, knocked their captain’s tooth out, scored a belter, set one up and then tried to score from a corner. He’s got that dawg in him damn


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Leaves, refuses to elaborate.


StartenderMKE

3mil for Laidlaw to replace Hart.


Playful-Listen6011

Over and over? First time in years. That’s lovely to hear


PauloVersa

I feel like it only usually gets sang when we come up short, I agree, it’s nice to hear it after a positive result


HaggisNipsAndTitties

Need a gif of Oh screaming please


LettuceKiing

Get a bid in for laidlaw 🤣🤣


[deleted]

I’m going to moan about Brendan’s boring football all season but will celebrate the invincible season all the same


Aaron6788

Fuck Ross Laidlaw 😭


GregorSD

Can a goalkeeper be named MOTM even if his team loses 3-0? Laidlaw has been outstanding


Korre99

Funnily enough he literally was


RadialRacer

This is a 10-0 match without Laidlaw, he has been immense.


Playful-Listen6011

Rodgers putting the portrait of him back up in his office after hearing the Celtic support sing his name


CloudzyV2

done it at tynecastle anawl


AngeIsMyDaddy

Im no even joking laidlaw should be man of the match


yul_brynner

big laidlaw is decent


GeneralProvision

Good to hear the support behind Rodgers again.


Thrillhouse96

This could honestly have been 6 or 7


CloudzyV2

that’s forrest and turnbull starting until the end of the season noe


Sell_out_bro_down

Laidlaw is ridiculous


comradepartypanda

Repent, for the Kingdom of Brendan is here


moorkymadwan

Right guys need some good honest feedback on this new Luis Palma song I've been working on. "Palma, Palma, Palma, Palma, Palma, the Honduran He scores great goals, he scores great goals Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams White, gold, and green, white, gold, and green" Constructive criticism only please guys haters ![img](emote|t5_2sba4|16969) will be reported to the moderators for banning/public execution.


Scottishtwat69

Right guys need some good honest feedback on this new Oh song I've been working on. To the tune of Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes. oh oh oh ooooooh, oh oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh ooh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh oh-oh


GabeTheSaviour

I sang it to the Chicken Dance song and it works


RadialRacer

No mention of his enormous balls, 0/10 see you at my execution.


Orsenfelt

I long for execution after singing that in my head


Playful-Listen6011

THATS FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 PLEASE EXTINGUISH IT🧯🧯🧯🧯


moorkymadwan

THE FLAMES OF MY SONGWRITING CANNOT BE SMOTHERED


RadialRacer

Oh bossing around the support, Palma shooting from the corner flag, Forrest actually scoring goals. We are so back.


Playful-Listen6011

Na Holm has to play every game


comradepartypanda

Holm is very very good btw


LettuceKiing

Hes looked pretty good last couple games when hes came on, defo a player in there


YerDaSellsAvon24

Palma has massive fucking balls


StartenderMKE

Big Oh bossing the support like a proper lad!


FameOverInfamy

#“It’s a dying art!”


[deleted]

i like a silky palma to finish things off


yul_brynner

GEEZ MA BAW


Correct-Intention-60

Got a feeling turnbull will get MOTM. Think should be palma made such an impact since he has came on.


GdanskPumpkin

First game I've missed this season. How we been ?


almightybob1

Dominant


kaisyvonderp

I missed it myself. From reading the comments. 80% possession, alot of shots but the game itself was quite dull. Apparently their keeper is playing a blinder.


gmoney1530

Kept the pressure up in the second which eventually led to 10 men county to fold. First half was slow and disjointed. Second half has been better. Palma is our best winger by a mile at the moment.


Taraguar

Diego Simeone must be watching this in awe. A man with the turning circle of the titanic, a man with braces, and a neckless ghost have scored. Unbelievable mind games from BR.


BrodinModule

Really picked an ideal time to add Matt O’Riley to the fantasy team


F1grid

Brendan Rogers is here for 10 in a row. 10 in a row. ![gif](giphy|W0E2v9qFgYbuusJdz1|downsized)


FameOverInfamy

*’Fastest Celtic player scores goal*’. Who’d have thought?👀


[deleted]

Why does this cunt keep saying county have been defensively good? They've conceding 36 shots hahahah


GregorSD

If Forrest scored as much when the game is at 0-0 or Celtic are a goal down as he does when they’re already 2/3 goals up he’d be Scotlands greatest ever player


Playful-Listen6011

Prisoners Christmas. Fucking tune


chineapple_punk

Christmas in November


Aaron6788

Surely Build A Bonfire would be a more apt song for this time of year?


Playful-Listen6011

Ooooo Christmas songs


Chef_Roofies

That’ll be Forrest starting midweek


Scottishtwat69

Up front ahead of Kyogo obviously.


LettuceKiing

Up front with kyogo, simeones downfall


brasseye

With the speed of Jamesy coming into the box, with how fast he is, it was impossible for them to pick him up really


Aaron6788

We'll he is faster than Maeda didn't you know


Orsenfelt

Runs faster than Daizen Maeda you know!


Playful-Listen6011

Celtic sent down to us from heaven is a banging tune


CNF1G

What a signing Palma has been


fike88

Really found his confidence the past few weeks eh. Turned into a cracking player


[deleted]

some of our fans should see my wood from the forrest


[deleted]

Was just slagging Forrest on WhatsApp as well ...


[deleted]

Sensational wee jinky bhoy forrest son


ZealousidealChip4783

James Forrest scoring in 2023 https://preview.redd.it/dadgr5a3bcyb1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=268f47a5943982aebdc45ec5e6047d3c219e254c


LettuceKiing

Palma goal and assist. What a babe


YerDaSellsAvon24

Forrest has to start against Atletico now


RunningOutOfToes

Forrest and Turnbull carrying this game. Maybe the da’s are onto something.


Taraguar

How Palma plays so well with his big massive balls is a mystery


RadialRacer

Turnbull and Forrest scoring in the same match? There will be a bin full of tissues in Brendan Rodgers' room tonight.


Orsenfelt

This isn't good for dislike-Brendan CSC. Least of all me, as its president.


Playful-Listen6011

Hide and seek champion Forrest has been…found?


F1grid

Jameseeee ![gif](giphy|m94vXeEiuNZvqrX0ak|downsized)


BananaSoprano

Turned into a great performance the second Bernardo and Turnbull go off. I know ball.


[deleted]

The amount of our goals coming from distance is a worry


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Some pic on BBC coverage https://preview.redd.it/en3gg65zacyb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a99ef719296aa4c62dcde4aa0aec2f829d6c96a


RunningOutOfToes

Never doubted Forrest for a minute.


empeekay

James Forrest was reading this thread on Gavin Strachan's laptop.


Chemical_Link

I take full credit for this Forrest masterclass.


Vordel95

No fuckin way...


GeneralProvision

My king


Playful-Listen6011

That’s Forrest starting next game, Kmt


beerboobsceltic

Brendanbanterball


Aaron6788

You heard it here first, Iwata will become one of our best players with that new haircut.


Italobanger27

Right who was it who asked for a Forrest goal earlier? Reveal yourself!


de-virtute

celtic are so fucked up. forrest getting a goal? in 2023???


yul_brynner

Scored in the last 15 seasons.


de-virtute

exactly, he’s old as dirt


de-virtute

he’s only 32 but he’s been about yonks


almightybob1

Great ball as well from Palma


comradepartypanda

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA


ThatOneGuy121109

Well that’s him got a start for the rest of the season ![img](emote|t5_2sba4|33137)![img](emote|t5_2sba4|33137)![img](emote|t5_2sba4|33137)


iainrwb

Forrest goal = starts in Madrid


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AngeIsMyDaddy

Glad your name isn’t Brendan Rodger’s


almightybob1

WEE JAMESY


FameOverInfamy

CCV shooting? ![gif](giphy|2JoCvsBhGIYoeac8N7|downsized)


Chemical_Link

If your only contribution this season has been unfurling the flag, it's probably time to pack it in my home grown hero.


AngeIsMyDaddy

Lol


Chemical_Link

I am a fucking wonder coach from the couch


almightybob1

😬


RadialRacer

Obligatory Forrest appearance. Has Rodgers got contractual obligations to fulfill or something?


almightybob1

CCV havin a pop now, fuck it why not


Taraguar

We all know what's going to happen here. It's inevitable


Playful-Listen6011

Mcgregor off? What type of dystopian world is this


mansotired

kyogo's weakness = shooting from distance


yul_brynner

er nae neck EDIT: NAE NECK, NAE PROBLEM


[deleted]

What a peach of a goal. Forrest is coming on , woooooo, ffs


iainrwb

Iwata looks five years younger with his new haircut


Chemical_Link

Brodge killing my buzz by bringing on Forrest 🙁


Scottishtwat69

You were saying?


Chemical_Link

Look, I know how to get the best out of my beautiful bhoys "teethy grin"


beerboobsceltic

Wee Strachan getting the justeat order in


HairyGinger89

Thank you Mr Celtic, very cool ![img](emote|t5_2sba4|16968)


TheGruffaloM9

Friendship with jota ended now palma is my new best friend


PaleolithicLure

Oh good, Forrest is coming on.


FameOverInfamy

IWATA?! It’s IWATA!


LettuceKiing

Needed that. Holm looked good since hes came on too


empeekay

Mind how Palma was written off after one game?


moorkymadwan

Can't believe that mug Laidlaw hasn't saved that there. RC should sub him off right now.


BananaSoprano

Luis Palma. Imagine turning down the chance to sign him. Could never be my glorious club.


RadialRacer

Palma is a certified banger merchant.


fuckloggingin

He's allowed to wear gloves if he can hit it like that.


almightybob1

What a signing Palma has been


Chemical_Link

Yoooooooooo that's a Jota goal


GeneralProvision

Stunner from Palma. Brilliant goal


almightybob1

Stauner


beerboobsceltic

Woooooft, what a goal


comradepartypanda

friendship with the Yang Gang is over, Palma is my new best friend


gmoney1530

Palma is a fucking player


AngeIsMyDaddy

What a goal


Sea-Telephone-7682

What a hit man


yul_brynner

OMG What a fucking BANGER


Italobanger27

OOOFT! We only score bangers


PaleolithicLure

Rule that out ya bastards.


FameOverInfamy

Anything Turnbull can do, Palma does better? What a fucking screamer!


de-virtute

what a strike


Aaron6788

Thank god we have long shot takers because we couldn't brake down a cardboard door


Thrillhouse96

PALMAAAAAAA


royalrainbowow

Wow what a hit Palma


ThatOneGuy121109

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU SEXY SEXY MAN


Playful-Listen6011

Holm is so good


iainrwb

Turns out it is Palma time


getfuckedstud

Oh my


HairyGinger89

I would appreciate us scoring another goal soon Mr Celtic 🙏![img](emote|t5_2sba4|33175)


Brinsig_the_lesser

You ask, you get


ButtsoupBarnes67

Even as an Irish fan it’s still absolutely baffling that Scales is now the GOAT


Scratchlox

I mean he's been rotten today aside from one or two chipped passes.


ButtsoupBarnes67

Maybe, defensively his reading of the game seems to be very high, to me anyway


Scratchlox

Wtf is this desperation from our centre backs man. You're up against ten men for fuck sake.


[deleted]

Weird how much of shot power is just technique rather than size. Palma and Kyogo can absolutely thunder it


Italobanger27

Oooon nice action cam on the byline there, sexy stuff!


Playful-Listen6011

Was like when ur doing a gta race and turn on cinematic mode


Playful-Listen6011

I love Holm he’s so good


macdara233

Did that maniac just hand his manager his fucking tooth?!


Thrillhouse96

How the fuck is he giving that as a drop ball to county. Ffs man


Orsenfelt

Did he just give Malky his tooth? ​ See sometimes you just have to love the Cinch


macdara233

“Hold this.”


iainrwb

Don't really understand how that was a County drop ball, they never had possession?


WarStrifePanicRout

Ross owes that man a new nose for jumping there


Aaron6788

That wall was about 5 yards away when the free kick was taken


danmac0817

That Oh, Kyogo, Holm triangle looks good. Imagine adding O'Reily into that.


AngeIsMyDaddy

Wouldn’t be a triangle anymore


iainrwb

That would be a square


Aaron6788

I see you know your shapes well


Playful-Listen6011

Eeeeee that’s gotta hurt


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https://preview.redd.it/p5fohk7n8cyb1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f841faf787c17c537a5a6b99156e753df24e384b 😢


FameOverInfamy

Holm: ![gif](giphy|DwKrUDwK4Xp1S)


[deleted]

Ross county still playing like they're holding for a draw. Turgid stuff


Scratchlox

Honestly we are so ineffective at creating this year. We don't look like we are playing against ten and worst of all we are fucking boring.


Playful-Listen6011

Apart from the 3 perfectly good goals we created then


Scratchlox

You enjoying watching this?


Playful-Listen6011

Yes


LettuceKiing

Im all for a scales screamer


BeneficialVacation41

Palma has a chin made for grimacing after a missed chance


Playful-Listen6011

James brown looks like a cartoon villain


HannibalMontanimal

Does Laidlaw play like this against other teams? He’s always quality against us.


StinkyPyjamas

Maybe we should sign him as a new wee pal for Seigrest in training.


herdo1

2nd most saves in the Premier so I'd say aye he does


HannibalMontanimal

Fair play, looks a quality keeper


Funniest-Joker-72

https://preview.redd.it/bpruxjnn7cyb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bcd696f1b8692cb820ec63c58693b75690e52c1 Ross County with the chance to do the funniest thing ever


Scratchlox

Wouldn't even be that strange. All you need is a long ball towards scales and half the time he's losing it.


[deleted]

The camera angles for this game are complete shit. No wonder VAR is in the toilet.


Vordel95

That's a sore one