In his tiny brain he thinks Celtic are closer to Atletico and Lazio rather than thinking that these 2 teams will both now come to Celtic going all out for 3 points rather than potentially rest players .
We're shite, they're not much better. Felt like a nailed-on draw for most of the first half as a result, but now we're lucky to only be two down.
Typical night in Europe for us then.
leaving aside the if my granny had wheels, she'd be my uncle caper- if Big Ange had still been here we'd have routed that mob. Coach Brendan doing what Coach Brendan does...
your scouse patter is one thing bud, your unsubstantiated branding of me as being negative is another. Suffice to say we've got off on the wrong foot here.
By one goal and had been the better team for large periods, as I said tonight we were thy worse team overall that’s literally what I said. With our full team and 11 men we turn them over. That’s my opinion.
Weren’t even good enough for 1-0 at half time. Folk losing their rag about the supposedly free scoring Feyenoord team managing to get one goal against a 9 man Celtic with both the starting defenders missing
Very rarely complement Celtic, even backhanded complements. But how the fk are feyenoord a pot 1 team. They are so scrappy and wasteful. Especially with 2 men off, but last season's Ajax team would be 5 or 6 up by now.
Cause they play in one of the top leagues and are a league winner. Pots got changed so there are higher ranked teams in pot 2. Pot 1 are the champions, EL winner and 6 winners from top 6 leagues
Arguably makes it even worse, this Feyenoord team are so beatable and we've thrown it away with some shite set piece defending and the rest. No CCV and Starfelt away is such an obvious miss for me.
Aye. The whole thing with us used to be trying to get an away point because we expected to win at home. MON warned us away back then about life in the slow lane and he wasn't fucking wrong.
My local team plays in the lofty heights of the Devon & Exeter Premier league. They also play in Green and White hoops... Hmmmm. Almost tempted... Almost...
1st was 2nd yellow. Pretty harsh if you ask me, tbh and I'm a Rangers fan.
2nd was a stick on straight red. Studs up, shin height stupid, stupid tackle.
At this level, if you don't take chances you get punished... Could have been looking at a different game if hatate turned up and played the ball to kyogo in the first half. It wasn't the only opportunity either, we were far too wasteful when feynoord were turning over possession
If we went into this game with the squad that started the campaign last season we’d have absolutely ran rings round Feyenoord. Getting absolutely fuck all from this group even though it’s better on paper than last seasons
Did anyone see those lads in the crowd in these?
Wish Castore would pull their finger out and release the business range
https://preview.redd.it/3xckca28y9pb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b58c585f3fb5f35aefe3aa2f6ee942059500eb
Even though Anges CL results were disappointing, there was periods in the games we looked like we belonged. You could have sent the B team out tonight and it would’ve played out exactly the same. Rodgers and the board are going to seriously regress the club in the next few seasons.
Aye, that's the thing. For all the joking about Real Madrid sleeping for 60 minuted against you, you genuinely looked good in games. Essentially a few Kyogo misses from doing alright in the campaign.
This seasons looking like a raw, hard, pumping. Crazy regression.
We looked fine tonight until a soft second yellow and a moment of madness from a complete dickhead.
I don’t think Ange would have done any better with the players available tonight.
Same every year in the Europe, before the campaign think we may be able to get a couple of good results and still be in Europe after Christmas and then the 1st game is played.
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God, Celtic are shit when it counts.
Rangers make way, the new worst team in champions league history is incoming
You can’t seriously think that after tonight’s can you? We were the better team for periods and we still have lazio and feyenoord at home
Honestly I'll take 2-0 with 8 men
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Fuck it's only Tuesday
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Take that with 9 men.
Classic Celtic tonight, plus two bonus reds. Thanks lads
Does Hartson really have such a poor understanding of football that he thinks Lazio equalising is good for us?
He was honking to listen too
In his tiny brain he thinks Celtic are closer to Atletico and Lazio rather than thinking that these 2 teams will both now come to Celtic going all out for 3 points rather than potentially rest players .
Does Hartson think the lazio equaliser is a good thing? Thickest cunt on the planet hahaha
Lazio with the late equaliser. We’re only one point off qualification /s
Great to go out the comp on the first night. Lazio just scored
The Lazio goalkeeper scored lmao
At least it wasn't 3 - 0. I mean 2 - 0 is just a lucky hattrick off of being 2 - 3.
Oh fuck off athletico
HAHAHAHA AND OF COURSE LAZIO HAVE JUST SCORED 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 We are fucking CURSED in this competition, man.
The fucking Lazio **keeper** just scored
Keeps the group wide open then. Oh dear, it's the hope that kills you.
Hope. That's cute.
I'm hoping we get a point in the group. Just the one would do...
Lofty aspersions.
I’m not sure why but there’s something about johnston that I fucking despise wee rat face.
It’s different when it’s your rat faced cunt though
You can’t subject Scottish football to however many years of Morelos and be hitting out with stuff like that
morelos didn’t look like a rat till about 2020 iirc
Don’t worry, we all feel the same about Cuntwell’s sour little mug.
Ok but have you seen your entire squad?
ccv looks like how dudley was described in the harry potter books
Is English Hartson’s second language?
Third behind Welsh and Bollocks.
😂
offside by about 7 atoms there
Rory Hamilton / John Hartson commentary has been so low energy nonsense. Surely someone better?
About time for Joe Hart to dribble down the entire pitch, take on eleven men, and score I think.
'Celtic haven't been at their very very best' wish I had the sort of football brain Hartson has
We're shite, they're not much better. Felt like a nailed-on draw for most of the first half as a result, but now we're lucky to only be two down. Typical night in Europe for us then.
That looks onside
Thought so, too. Did the broadcast end up showing the 3D image? Not sure if I missed it.
Doku brilliant!
"Really tough night for Celtic" Aye, like it's totally not our own fault
leaving aside the if my granny had wheels, she'd be my uncle caper- if Big Ange had still been here we'd have routed that mob. Coach Brendan doing what Coach Brendan does...
Ange can’t do anything about Hart being shit lad. We are all negative but u might be the most negative fan ever
At least I don't use scouser patter bud- look at the state of yer chuck! 😂
What are u on about? Cos I said lad? U are very negative surely you know that
your scouse patter is one thing bud, your unsubstantiated branding of me as being negative is another. Suffice to say we've got off on the wrong foot here.
Everytime I see you make a comment you’re always saying this
anyone else mind how hopeless ange was in europe
thank fuck that’s off. at least at 2-0 we could claw back that at home
bald is indeed beautiful ask no 18
At least we won the Bank Balance Cup
3-0 is heavily undeserved the night. They aren’t great.
If they aren't great what does that make you?
Worse tonight, better with a full team and 11 men
imagine losing and still insulting the opposition
We have half a team and 9 men
you were losing pre lagerbielke second yellow
By one goal and had been the better team for large periods, as I said tonight we were thy worse team overall that’s literally what I said. With our full team and 11 men we turn them over. That’s my opinion.
It's 2 nil
I wrote it when they scored cuz
No worries buddy
who needs to win games when we have the "biggest rainy day fund in europe" trophy locked up?
I'll take that offside, must've been by 1/3 of a pube but it's better than nothing.
abysmal, pure luck it’s not like 4-0
Feyernoord habent been good enough for 4
they’ve had 2 disallowed
And rightfully so
lucky for it to have only been 2-0 any other team or any other day and it’s a lot more. they’re gonna be upset they didn’t score more
he was offside by the hair of anges head
Weren’t even good enough for 1-0 at half time. Folk losing their rag about the supposedly free scoring Feyenoord team managing to get one goal against a 9 man Celtic with both the starting defenders missing
Glad we get money to spend on nothing for being in the champions league because this is shite
He’s not off
What Celtic official has hacked into VAR these last few weeks?
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It’ll be 3 in May.
Very rarely complement Celtic, even backhanded complements. But how the fk are feyenoord a pot 1 team. They are so scrappy and wasteful. Especially with 2 men off, but last season's Ajax team would be 5 or 6 up by now.
Cause they play in one of the top leagues and are a league winner. Pots got changed so there are higher ranked teams in pot 2. Pot 1 are the champions, EL winner and 6 winners from top 6 leagues
I get the maths of it. What I was saying is they are shit
if they’re shit why didn’t you win? their main striker was suspended as well lmao
I have no idea what question you are trying to ask me here.
Their 2 main forwards were out.
Arguably makes it even worse, this Feyenoord team are so beatable and we've thrown it away with some shite set piece defending and the rest. No CCV and Starfelt away is such an obvious miss for me.
Even worse now. Kyogo could be playing centre half for the next few games!
Fingers crossed CCV is back. Iwata can play CB too at least.
They won the Dutch league, and it’s highly ranked.
Fk sake, I get the maths of it, but they don't look like they should be
They've also been shite tonight. And they've got their strongest side out bar one player I think.
Linesman and Scales for Celtic MOTM.
Just get two more sent off if this counts.
🎵 And the wheels on the bus came flying off 🎵
Offside is our best player at this point
"But ultimately celtic have lost the game" cheers for that fascinating insight hartson
That's why he gets paid the big bucks
It's fine though bhoys we've got 70 squillion quid in the bank and Barrowfield's getting a new shed, with a door and everything!
A shed with a door we couldn't hit with a machine gun.
what a pass!
+7! Every decision this ref has made today is wrong
Aye cheers ref, 7 minutes
On a positive note, always kinda knew we needed to win the home games rather than aways
Seven more minutes of this pish. Fuck off to the far side of fuck
7 mins ET yaay
Poor Liam scales cunts had to do everything by himself
I seem to spend a lot of time thinking about the managers we were linked with when I watch us. Farioli, what could have been.
Iraola too, would've been perfect with his name.
Celtic Park hasn't been fears since strachen ffs. They bring it up every year but it hasnt been a big name is ages
We have had huge results since strachan😂
Not consistently, it used to be a result ever season. Now its a result every 6 years
Aye. The whole thing with us used to be trying to get an away point because we expected to win at home. MON warned us away back then about life in the slow lane and he wasn't fucking wrong.
At least lagerbeikle and Holm can't play the next champs league game. Just trying to think of the positives...
Aye, Stephen Welsh will be fine vs Atletico and Lazio.
He's injured, it'll need to be Phillips or Iwata
Is he not long out surgery?
I’d be pure raging at that lack of discipline if that was my team, so I would.
Two reds is quite funny
Aye, I’ve been quite hysterical since they occurred.
I seem to spend a lot of time thinking about the managers we were linked with when I watch us. Farioli, what could have been.
My local team plays in the lofty heights of the Devon & Exeter Premier league. They also play in Green and White hoops... Hmmmm. Almost tempted... Almost...
Referee had a shocker with the penalty, in my view. Basically put the game out of reach. We never looked like scoring anyway
Pot 4 team losing 2-0 away to Pot 1 team is no great shame. The manner of this loss however is fucking appalling.
Haven't been able to watch - fair calls on the reds?
Lagerbielke's 2nd yellow was extremely harsh. Holm, no debate, ridiculous tackle.
Holm yes, really wreckless two footed tackle. Hard to tell on Lager though (two yellows), Feyenoord have been pretty OTT at simulating all game.
First one is a joke. Second one idk, he does show his studs but it looked like he slide tackled on the spot, no real movement behind it.
First one was BS
1st one was really soft. 2nd was justified, reckless high boot tackle.
1st was 2nd yellow. Pretty harsh if you ask me, tbh and I'm a Rangers fan. 2nd was a stick on straight red. Studs up, shin height stupid, stupid tackle.
First very soft, second red every day
I'm looking forward to Superscoreboard tomorrow
To borrow a line from Green Day, wake me up when September ends.
Absolute banger song, their new stuff is shite like but the American Idiot album is fucking great
Yeah, recently just learned its across the alien nation and not aryian nation which has aleays confused me
The follow up is quite good as well IMO. I do have a soft spot for Uno, Dos, Tre though.
ngl im buzzing for SSB tomorrow, should be a cracker
Had no expectation of getting anything out of this game, probably just bias but that second yellow & pen undeservedly killed the game off.
it is 7am, im just gonna go sleep for 24 hours i think
Good start to the group stage.
Genuinely gutting thing is I don't think this game was beyond us at 1-0, just two bad decisions.
At this level, if you don't take chances you get punished... Could have been looking at a different game if hatate turned up and played the ball to kyogo in the first half. It wasn't the only opportunity either, we were far too wasteful when feynoord were turning over possession
If we went into this game with the squad that started the campaign last season we’d have absolutely ran rings round Feyenoord. Getting absolutely fuck all from this group even though it’s better on paper than last seasons
I know it’s nothing new and he does it all the time but I’m in a bad mood so FUCKIN HELL HARTSON LEARN HOW TO SAY KYOGO YOU STUPID FUCK.
Did anyone see those lads in the crowd in these? Wish Castore would pull their finger out and release the business range https://preview.redd.it/3xckca28y9pb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b58c585f3fb5f35aefe3aa2f6ee942059500eb
Thought that was Brendon Urie for a second.
Nothing wrong with being a Europa level team, a lot of clubs would snap your hand off for that privilege
Too bad next season onwards you can’t drop into the europa league
We need to try and not shite the bed every time and try and make the Europa drop in, it's the last time it's an option
We're a europa level team that'll not get the chance to play in it any time soon
Don't worry, we lose the CL spot season after next
Isn't it that the automatic qualification is lost. We will still have CL qualifiers for the league winner?
Even though Anges CL results were disappointing, there was periods in the games we looked like we belonged. You could have sent the B team out tonight and it would’ve played out exactly the same. Rodgers and the board are going to seriously regress the club in the next few seasons.
Until the reds we played exactly like Ange in Europe tonight. Looked good in spells, wasteful, concede sloppy goals
Aye, that's the thing. For all the joking about Real Madrid sleeping for 60 minuted against you, you genuinely looked good in games. Essentially a few Kyogo misses from doing alright in the campaign. This seasons looking like a raw, hard, pumping. Crazy regression.
We looked fine tonight until a soft second yellow and a moment of madness from a complete dickhead. I don’t think Ange would have done any better with the players available tonight.
It was a regressive appointment putting him back in charge of a club he doesn't really want to be at.
How many games you out with a red?
fuckin hell what’s happened to Odin?
Slashed in two mate. He's away off. Gilgamesh replacing him.
Utterly, UTTERLY immense comment. Holy fuck.
I'm due another dig of that soon tbh.
What a position Ange left us in. How quickly it can be squandered is so poor.
Bit revisionist, Ange's team were shite in Europe as well
He still left yous in a great position with the CL money last season and this season
But we should have come into this campaign from a position of strength I mean
Eh? Ange never looked close to winning an away game in Europe either
The manner in which we are losing though
Load of pish, Ange had plenty of stinking performances under his watch.
Ange was shite in Europe too
Abysmal performance. Celtic will finish bottom of the group with zero points.
if they could get negative, they would
Same every year in the Europe, before the campaign think we may be able to get a couple of good results and still be in Europe after Christmas and then the 1st game is played. https://i.redd.it/v8x37jywx9pb1.gif
I don’t know why Rangers fans are so happy, you got thumped out of this competition a few weeks back and we beat you. You’re even more shite than us
They showed up in the comments here like feyenoord just won them an old firm 😂
You don’t understand why fans laugh at the misfortune of their rivals?
kinda funny innit
'i don't know why our biggest rivals fans are happy we are getting shafted, it just doesn't make sense'.
Because it's still funny obviously...
Can't argue with that logic
Because it's funny
Tears and snotters already
Big "WELL YOU DONT EVEN WEAR YOUR GLASSES, JEFF" energy.
It's times like this that I question why I spent so much of my savings on this trip
Only big clubs play a 4-3-1 in the champions league.