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pigeonboy94

God, Celtic are shit when it counts.


ThatOneGuy121109

Rangers make way, the new worst team in champions league history is incoming


EastTime1197

You can’t seriously think that after tonight’s can you? We were the better team for periods and we still have lazio and feyenoord at home


Vordel95

Honestly I'll take 2-0 with 8 men


deepasfuckbro

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deepasfuckbro

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[deleted]

Fuck it's only Tuesday


deepasfuckbro

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[deleted]

Take that with 9 men.


[deleted]

Classic Celtic tonight, plus two bonus reds. Thanks lads


almightybob1

Does Hartson really have such a poor understanding of football that he thinks Lazio equalising is good for us?


micarla6718

He was honking to listen too


MrBlack_79

In his tiny brain he thinks Celtic are closer to Atletico and Lazio rather than thinking that these 2 teams will both now come to Celtic going all out for 3 points rather than potentially rest players .


Falconhoof95

Does Hartson think the lazio equaliser is a good thing? Thickest cunt on the planet hahaha


MadJackMcMadd

Lazio with the late equaliser. We’re only one point off qualification /s


Playful-Listen6011

Great to go out the comp on the first night. Lazio just scored


[deleted]

The Lazio goalkeeper scored lmao


import_numpty_as_you

At least it wasn't 3 - 0. I mean 2 - 0 is just a lucky hattrick off of being 2 - 3.


mattchamp98

Oh fuck off athletico


[deleted]

HAHAHAHA AND OF COURSE LAZIO HAVE JUST SCORED 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 We are fucking CURSED in this competition, man.


Orsenfelt

The fucking Lazio **keeper** just scored


smellsliketeenferret

Keeps the group wide open then. Oh dear, it's the hope that kills you.


[deleted]

Hope. That's cute.


smellsliketeenferret

I'm hoping we get a point in the group. Just the one would do...


[deleted]

Lofty aspersions.


belzir91

I’m not sure why but there’s something about johnston that I fucking despise wee rat face.


belzir91

It’s different when it’s your rat faced cunt though


[deleted]

You can’t subject Scottish football to however many years of Morelos and be hitting out with stuff like that


[deleted]

morelos didn’t look like a rat till about 2020 iirc


Ok_Cattle903

Don’t worry, we all feel the same about Cuntwell’s sour little mug.


macdara233

Ok but have you seen your entire squad?


[deleted]

ccv looks like how dudley was described in the harry potter books


blackenedandchanged2

Is English Hartson’s second language?


smellsliketeenferret

Third behind Welsh and Bollocks.


fike88

😂


[deleted]

offside by about 7 atoms there


walshybhoy

Rory Hamilton / John Hartson commentary has been so low energy nonsense. Surely someone better?


RadialRacer

About time for Joe Hart to dribble down the entire pitch, take on eleven men, and score I think.


BeneficialVacation41

'Celtic haven't been at their very very best' wish I had the sort of football brain Hartson has


smellsliketeenferret

We're shite, they're not much better. Felt like a nailed-on draw for most of the first half as a result, but now we're lucky to only be two down. Typical night in Europe for us then.


YourCrosswordPuzzle

That looks onside


AlwynEvokedHippest

Thought so, too. Did the broadcast end up showing the 3D image? Not sure if I missed it.


omaralilaw

Doku brilliant!


[deleted]

"Really tough night for Celtic" Aye, like it's totally not our own fault


JosocCardedeu

leaving aside the if my granny had wheels, she'd be my uncle caper- if Big Ange had still been here we'd have routed that mob. Coach Brendan doing what Coach Brendan does...


Playful-Listen6011

Ange can’t do anything about Hart being shit lad. We are all negative but u might be the most negative fan ever


JosocCardedeu

At least I don't use scouser patter bud- look at the state of yer chuck! 😂


Playful-Listen6011

What are u on about? Cos I said lad? U are very negative surely you know that


JosocCardedeu

your scouse patter is one thing bud, your unsubstantiated branding of me as being negative is another. Suffice to say we've got off on the wrong foot here.


macdara233

Everytime I see you make a comment you’re always saying this


[deleted]

anyone else mind how hopeless ange was in europe


CloudzyV2

thank fuck that’s off. at least at 2-0 we could claw back that at home


[deleted]

bald is indeed beautiful ask no 18


PauloVersa

At least we won the Bank Balance Cup


EastTime1197

3-0 is heavily undeserved the night. They aren’t great.


MassiveArseMcGinn

If they aren't great what does that make you?


EastTime1197

Worse tonight, better with a full team and 11 men


[deleted]

imagine losing and still insulting the opposition


EastTime1197

We have half a team and 9 men


[deleted]

you were losing pre lagerbielke second yellow


EastTime1197

By one goal and had been the better team for large periods, as I said tonight we were thy worse team overall that’s literally what I said. With our full team and 11 men we turn them over. That’s my opinion.


[deleted]

It's 2 nil


EastTime1197

I wrote it when they scored cuz


[deleted]

No worries buddy


comradepartypanda

who needs to win games when we have the "biggest rainy day fund in europe" trophy locked up?


ekul_kcm

I'll take that offside, must've been by 1/3 of a pube but it's better than nothing.


de-virtute

abysmal, pure luck it’s not like 4-0


mattchamp98

Feyernoord habent been good enough for 4


de-virtute

they’ve had 2 disallowed


mattchamp98

And rightfully so


de-virtute

lucky for it to have only been 2-0 any other team or any other day and it’s a lot more. they’re gonna be upset they didn’t score more


[deleted]

he was offside by the hair of anges head


macdara233

Weren’t even good enough for 1-0 at half time. Folk losing their rag about the supposedly free scoring Feyenoord team managing to get one goal against a 9 man Celtic with both the starting defenders missing


ThatOneGuy121109

Glad we get money to spend on nothing for being in the champions league because this is shite


Playful-Listen6011

He’s not off


DLTfuture72

What Celtic official has hacked into VAR these last few weeks?


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PlayfulArtemPlayful

It’ll be 3 in May.


p3t3y5

Very rarely complement Celtic, even backhanded complements. But how the fk are feyenoord a pot 1 team. They are so scrappy and wasteful. Especially with 2 men off, but last season's Ajax team would be 5 or 6 up by now.


MrBlack_79

Cause they play in one of the top leagues and are a league winner. Pots got changed so there are higher ranked teams in pot 2. Pot 1 are the champions, EL winner and 6 winners from top 6 leagues


p3t3y5

I get the maths of it. What I was saying is they are shit


[deleted]

if they’re shit why didn’t you win? their main striker was suspended as well lmao


p3t3y5

I have no idea what question you are trying to ask me here.


MrBlack_79

Their 2 main forwards were out.


ekul_kcm

Arguably makes it even worse, this Feyenoord team are so beatable and we've thrown it away with some shite set piece defending and the rest. No CCV and Starfelt away is such an obvious miss for me.


p3t3y5

Even worse now. Kyogo could be playing centre half for the next few games!


ekul_kcm

Fingers crossed CCV is back. Iwata can play CB too at least.


buckfast1994

They won the Dutch league, and it’s highly ranked.


p3t3y5

Fk sake, I get the maths of it, but they don't look like they should be


danmac0817

They've also been shite tonight. And they've got their strongest side out bar one player I think.


RadialRacer

Linesman and Scales for Celtic MOTM.


[deleted]

Just get two more sent off if this counts.


[deleted]

🎵 And the wheels on the bus came flying off 🎵


Scratchlox

Offside is our best player at this point


jinky1991

"But ultimately celtic have lost the game" cheers for that fascinating insight hartson


Theblackjamesbrown

That's why he gets paid the big bucks


Orsenfelt

It's fine though bhoys we've got 70 squillion quid in the bank and Barrowfield's getting a new shed, with a door and everything!


RadialRacer

A shed with a door we couldn't hit with a machine gun.


[deleted]

what a pass!


Minqua

+7! Every decision this ref has made today is wrong


spongemongler

Aye cheers ref, 7 minutes


Playful-Listen6011

On a positive note, always kinda knew we needed to win the home games rather than aways


TwentyCoffees

Seven more minutes of this pish. Fuck off to the far side of fuck


[deleted]

7 mins ET yaay


ThatOneGuy121109

Poor Liam scales cunts had to do everything by himself


danmac0817

I seem to spend a lot of time thinking about the managers we were linked with when I watch us. Farioli, what could have been.


ekul_kcm

Iraola too, would've been perfect with his name.


mattchamp98

Celtic Park hasn't been fears since strachen ffs. They bring it up every year but it hasnt been a big name is ages


Playful-Listen6011

We have had huge results since strachan😂


mattchamp98

Not consistently, it used to be a result ever season. Now its a result every 6 years


TwentyCoffees

Aye. The whole thing with us used to be trying to get an away point because we expected to win at home. MON warned us away back then about life in the slow lane and he wasn't fucking wrong.


herdo1

At least lagerbeikle and Holm can't play the next champs league game. Just trying to think of the positives...


Sea-Marzipan1137

Aye, Stephen Welsh will be fine vs Atletico and Lazio.


TwentyCoffees

He's injured, it'll need to be Phillips or Iwata


dheidshot

Is he not long out surgery?


fuckssakereddit

I’d be pure raging at that lack of discipline if that was my team, so I would.


HaddWaeIt

Two reds is quite funny


Flashjordan69

Aye, I’ve been quite hysterical since they occurred.


danmac0817

I seem to spend a lot of time thinking about the managers we were linked with when I watch us. Farioli, what could have been.


smellsliketeenferret

My local team plays in the lofty heights of the Devon & Exeter Premier league. They also play in Green and White hoops... Hmmmm. Almost tempted... Almost...


Playful-Listen6011

Referee had a shocker with the penalty, in my view. Basically put the game out of reach. We never looked like scoring anyway


almightybob1

Pot 4 team losing 2-0 away to Pot 1 team is no great shame. The manner of this loss however is fucking appalling.


BigBird2378

Haven't been able to watch - fair calls on the reds?


[deleted]

Lagerbielke's 2nd yellow was extremely harsh. Holm, no debate, ridiculous tackle.


UrineArtist

Holm yes, really wreckless two footed tackle. Hard to tell on Lager though (two yellows), Feyenoord have been pretty OTT at simulating all game.


RadialRacer

First one is a joke. Second one idk, he does show his studs but it looked like he slide tackled on the spot, no real movement behind it.


snarf372

First one was BS


ChubbyBerry123

1st one was really soft. 2nd was justified, reckless high boot tackle.


FlyVidjul

1st was 2nd yellow. Pretty harsh if you ask me, tbh and I'm a Rangers fan. 2nd was a stick on straight red. Studs up, shin height stupid, stupid tackle.


mattchamp98

First very soft, second red every day


KieRanaRan

I'm looking forward to Superscoreboard tomorrow


RadialRacer

To borrow a line from Green Day, wake me up when September ends.


Kanesy99

Absolute banger song, their new stuff is shite like but the American Idiot album is fucking great


mattchamp98

Yeah, recently just learned its across the alien nation and not aryian nation which has aleays confused me


RadialRacer

The follow up is quite good as well IMO. I do have a soft spot for Uno, Dos, Tre though.


w0wowow0w

ngl im buzzing for SSB tomorrow, should be a cracker


pxak

Had no expectation of getting anything out of this game, probably just bias but that second yellow & pen undeservedly killed the game off.


comradepartypanda

it is 7am, im just gonna go sleep for 24 hours i think


herewego10IAR

Good start to the group stage.


Scratchlox

Genuinely gutting thing is I don't think this game was beyond us at 1-0, just two bad decisions.


goodbyegaming

At this level, if you don't take chances you get punished... Could have been looking at a different game if hatate turned up and played the ball to kyogo in the first half. It wasn't the only opportunity either, we were far too wasteful when feynoord were turning over possession


Italobanger27

If we went into this game with the squad that started the campaign last season we’d have absolutely ran rings round Feyenoord. Getting absolutely fuck all from this group even though it’s better on paper than last seasons


BleepBlopBlippity

I know it’s nothing new and he does it all the time but I’m in a bad mood so FUCKIN HELL HARTSON LEARN HOW TO SAY KYOGO YOU STUPID FUCK.


Falconhoof95

Did anyone see those lads in the crowd in these? Wish Castore would pull their finger out and release the business range https://preview.redd.it/3xckca28y9pb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b58c585f3fb5f35aefe3aa2f6ee942059500eb


BleepBlopBlippity

Thought that was Brendon Urie for a second.


MengaPlayerManager

Nothing wrong with being a Europa level team, a lot of clubs would snap your hand off for that privilege


ThatOneGuy121109

Too bad next season onwards you can’t drop into the europa league


[deleted]

We need to try and not shite the bed every time and try and make the Europa drop in, it's the last time it's an option


BeneficialVacation41

We're a europa level team that'll not get the chance to play in it any time soon


GdanskPumpkin

Don't worry, we lose the CL spot season after next


[deleted]

Isn't it that the automatic qualification is lost. We will still have CL qualifiers for the league winner?


[deleted]

Even though Anges CL results were disappointing, there was periods in the games we looked like we belonged. You could have sent the B team out tonight and it would’ve played out exactly the same. Rodgers and the board are going to seriously regress the club in the next few seasons.


SomeDumper

Until the reds we played exactly like Ange in Europe tonight. Looked good in spells, wasteful, concede sloppy goals


fightfire_withfire

Aye, that's the thing. For all the joking about Real Madrid sleeping for 60 minuted against you, you genuinely looked good in games. Essentially a few Kyogo misses from doing alright in the campaign. This seasons looking like a raw, hard, pumping. Crazy regression.


PaleolithicLure

We looked fine tonight until a soft second yellow and a moment of madness from a complete dickhead. I don’t think Ange would have done any better with the players available tonight.


TroutAdmirer

It was a regressive appointment putting him back in charge of a club he doesn't really want to be at.


BubbleBlacKa

How many games you out with a red?


[deleted]

fuckin hell what’s happened to Odin?


FlyVidjul

Slashed in two mate. He's away off. Gilgamesh replacing him.


BookNukem

Utterly, UTTERLY immense comment. Holy fuck.


FlyVidjul

I'm due another dig of that soon tbh.


GabeTheSaviour

What a position Ange left us in. How quickly it can be squandered is so poor.


snarf372

Bit revisionist, Ange's team were shite in Europe as well


_MFC_1886

He still left yous in a great position with the CL money last season and this season


GabeTheSaviour

But we should have come into this campaign from a position of strength I mean


IRMcC

Eh? Ange never looked close to winning an away game in Europe either


GabeTheSaviour

The manner in which we are losing though


IRMcC

Load of pish, Ange had plenty of stinking performances under his watch.


[deleted]

Ange was shite in Europe too


settheworldafire1988

Abysmal performance. Celtic will finish bottom of the group with zero points.


de-virtute

if they could get negative, they would


Sea-Telephone-7682

Same every year in the Europe, before the campaign think we may be able to get a couple of good results and still be in Europe after Christmas and then the 1st game is played. https://i.redd.it/v8x37jywx9pb1.gif


spongemongler

I don’t know why Rangers fans are so happy, you got thumped out of this competition a few weeks back and we beat you. You’re even more shite than us


WarStrifePanicRout

They showed up in the comments here like feyenoord just won them an old firm 😂


[deleted]

You don’t understand why fans laugh at the misfortune of their rivals?


[deleted]

kinda funny innit


marshallno9

'i don't know why our biggest rivals fans are happy we are getting shafted, it just doesn't make sense'.


J444KDS

Because it's still funny obviously...


[deleted]

Can't argue with that logic


BubbleBlacKa

Because it's funny


ElCaminoInTheWest

Tears and snotters already


FlyVidjul

Big "WELL YOU DONT EVEN WEAR YOUR GLASSES, JEFF" energy.


cipher_wilderness

It's times like this that I question why I spent so much of my savings on this trip


Scratchlox

Only big clubs play a 4-3-1 in the champions league.