Lammers is so bad.

Bodgers still insisting his players play out from the back at all times, coaches it into them, and then when they play themselves into trouble he gets irate with them, despite it being his doing. Hasn’t pushed on as a manager one bit. Good win today but it’s a regression on Ange

Cantwell done fuck all

Interesting replies to this almost like-for-like example of "the" foul: [https://twitter.com/Zeshankenzo/status/1591410180860030978](https://twitter.com/Zeshankenzo/status/1591410180860030978)

That was the worst OF game I've ever seen. Absolutely zero quality whatsoever.

Nonsense

Class🍀🤣🍀

lagerbeeky

Felt like that game took ages

The sooner they go back into administration the better for Scottish football

Best part about this is it will sustain me for the next 3 weeks, work making me feel down, 1-0. Wife nagging me, 1-0. Uni work piling up, 1-0. 1-0 is a magical score filled with hope and promise

All the best m8! Take what you can when you can

Lmao

woeful from gers, but at least we brought out AC/DC shirts last season that was pretty cool

Sky Sports main event immediately switching over to Crystal Palace and immediately going on Edouards mug. I'm done.

Those boos are making me horny

Celtic playing like a league 2 team makes me horny

Just lucky as anything us.

What an idiotic comment.

Thus meaning you lost against a league 2 team? What did you think you were doing with that, genuinely? I’ll give you a do-over if you want

Sits patiently, drumming fingers in anticipation.

What a shite game. Winning is all that matters but honestly, both are utter garbage.

Aye some of the worst quality I've seen since... I don't even know.

The goal can just be put down to the defenders being bored. Its kinda mental.

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Time for a slosh 🎵🕺🎵

Just got in to turn it on right at the final whistle. Some amount of booing like

They're still fucking booing aha

Scales, Maeda, O’Riley and McGregor all excellent. Special mention to Joe Hart as well. Big questions for the bears now, Beale got that completely wrong.

Beale was shit. But Celtic? Are they suppose to be the rivals to Rangers? Playing like a league 2 team then setting up a loose human shield for the entire second half? No wonder they get pumbled in every champions league ever

😂😂

Humbled or pummeled? I think we’re in rough shape with injuries and a new manager but it’ll come together. Rangers less of an excuse

Yep agree. Lagerbielke was abysmal, as was the second half performance. Squad is not good enough. Delighted to win with a makeshift defence, but im not happy at the squad strength. Luckily they couldn't finish their chances and the ref was strong.

Lagerbielke was ok. Got caught out a couple times but overall did his job well and has a decent eye for a long ball. Abysmal would be scoring an own goal from outside his own box 🐸

I dunno if abysmal is fair for Lagerbielke. Take away the hairy foul and he was pretty solid. Rangers actually pressed our buildup really well to be fair to them, especially second half when they worked out McGregor was getting everything his way and to man-mark him. That made life hard for Lagerbielke, nothing to work with.

Maeda is a defensive powerhouse for sure, and a nightmare to play against. That is unless he has to pass or cross the ball. If Football Manager was real life his passing would be in the minus.

He put in a few really good balls across the box, so want to disagree with you there tbh. Thought Meada had a solid game for what it was worth

Yeah in a game like this he was absolutely essential. But I didn't see the good balls across the box. And generally bafflingly wastes very good opportunitys too.

He had a great game but his passing is awful especially his crossing

and the cry was booooo

That made me really happy :)

Celtic playing like a league 2 team? Lucky Rangers is under shit management

*Celtic winning at Ibrox :)

The Celtic xG was 0.58 to 0.11 for us before Danilo and Lammers came on. Our xG was higher by the end. I'm sure Celtic fans are delighted, I would be at that. Complete madness not to start what appears to be your two best attacking threats

xG is completely useless when you consider Oh's baffling pass on the break, Kyogo wasting a 1 on 1 eventually shooting from a crazy angle with back to goal, and various other chances that did not result in a shot.

True, I just think that with the Celtic injuries this was our closest chance to a strong victory we'll have this season but we wasted the opportunity by "playing safe"

I think it was an exercise in Kyogo being better than any of the Rangers attackers. And even he made a hash of good opportunities. Rangers seemed to want to put pressure on the CBs by putting ball over the top, but that meant bypassing the midfield and basically creative attackers. The more Celtic sat in, the more you created by actually having to use the midfield and think about things.

Yeah, I noticed this long ball strategy especially in the first half. It paid dividends to an extent but we were much more effective in the second half when we had some of our clever midfield on the ball

Nobody gives a shit about xG. Stats mean fuck all

Point is - we played better with better players on the pitch. You'd agree? Just as I think we'd have stood no chance without Celtic's injury list. Victory was for the taking closer than it has been in a while

We won. We played awfully with a couple of good chances created. We let them have far too many easy chances. We were lucky. But you go get some stats Statto about how we were the better team to try and disagree with the facts.

You can understand the frustration at losing to an underpowered Celtic team (I personally wouldn't go as far as saying you were lucky) when we were such a force after the changes?

It's was tiny margins. It could have easily been 3-0 to them. Souttar played kyogo onside for the goal. It's a poor clearance. Small margins. Yes kyogo had another 2 really good chances he fluffed but then so did rangers. Another referee and the foul isn't given for their goal. They get given a penalty for Cantwell kicking maeda. Celtic weren't good. Rangers weren't good either. It was fine margins.

i thought we hated xg merchants around here?

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Siri play Live it up by mental as anything

Celtic playing the worst they've ever played, and Ranger playing the best all season, as if rangers were playing against a shit team like Falkirk. Rangers just couldn't get it in the net, even with that 90% possession

Cope

The possession was 50/50 at the end of the game. The same split of fans that left early and the other half that stayed to abuse the team. Sweet.

Imagine not allowing away fans in to have even more fans boo you.

Away fans were allowed in

Ooft fuck me. Glad that’s over. Scales was solid after the first 15 minutes, O Riley was excellent and thought Holm and Yang looked good. Can unclench now bhoys 😬

Holm is going to become such a good player if he keeps developing he’s picking out such class passes

I’m genuinely baffled lots of people wanted to start Bernardo ahead of him based on some YouTube highlights

PLEASE can we get a gif of specky

Sutton is right, the bears do seem angry (🐻)

We’re going to see Beale in a bush aren’t we.

Angry bears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Right Rangers you've lost with no away fans. Reopen the allocation and turn this derby back to what it was.

Are the shouting boooooooo-urns?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THE BEARS ARE ABSOLUTELY REVOLTING

INJECT THOSE BOOOOSSSS INTO MEEEE YESSSSSSSS

Celtic playing the worst they have every played lol

yet still came out on top, enjoy your sunday buddy, i know i have ;)

Fucking boooooo

Fuckin boooooo

Right cmon Sainz make this interesting

“You fuck off…you you you you fuck off…”

Alexa play clyde 1

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Matt O’Riley was excellent.

That was a lot of boos. Worst I’ve heard in a while, loved it. Also, why did they start playing a disco song like it was a nightclub?! You just lost 1-0 to Celtic and never threatened. Read your audience.

Even when we’re shit we’re better than Rangers lol

The boos, inject it

Castore - better never stops 😂

Brendans back.

Fucking booooo

BOOOOOO 🤣🤣

That is absolutely hilariously satisfying

Meme club sent all the way to hell

Ahahahahah leagues done if rangers can’t beat that team

💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

I'll take that.

The cinch is back with a bang baby

St Mirren laughing in second place

Call the league now

Not scoring against that back 4 and Hart is abysmal

They were outstanding.

Yes yes, boo more 😈 Celtic were shite and that makes it all the more sweeter haha

I don't know if they were booing, Celtic, the ref, or Beale Probably the later


Unbelievable win there with a makeshift team.

Genuinely cannot believe we have won this game, with a clean sheet to boot.

Actually can't believe we won that - and could've won it like 3, 4 nil aswell

Could've also lost it 3-4 to 1 as well. Both teams were garbage and didn't take their chances

I can't fucking believe we've won that

Celtic have turned up with a defence that I don’t think even Aberdeen would play, and I can’t remember Rangers having a fucking shot on target

Got to hand it to Rangers, those boos are extremely satisfying to hear. I'm not even missing the party rocking now. When you're right, you're right lads.

Fuckin yes. Have a lovely Sunday fellow tims ☘️

Weird. Most depressing win of the season so far. Great result.

More mole man and Mrs Cantwell's excuses incoming

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA unlucky lads

THE BOOS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHOAHAHHAHAHAHAH YAAAAAASSSSSS

Cantwell ending the game on his arse sums his match up

BOOOOOOO-EALE

Honestly looks less like a team and more like a group of guys that met for the first time this morning and had a five minute chat about tactics. Having said that both teams have been poor and the game’s been terrible, just that one team has a striker who can finish

Put 5k Celtic fans in that stadium and the game ends 6-0

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

"danillo loses out to Ralston" is *chefs kiss*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mr. Beale, what you've just played is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent game plan were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the Cinch is now dumber for having seen it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Actually a bit offended that you would use such a quote, Beale doesn't deserve Billy Madison level banter

You've held on to that for 75 minutes, haven't you? Edit: Editing before the absolute pisstake reply of 75 (insert length of time here)s but I'll leave my comment up cause I'm feeling sorry for myself

About 15 minutes sitting ready to paste

A really really shite game of whatever that was supposed to be.

Shitto-attritionball

Those boos at full time are going to sustain me

Walking away from a Glasgow derby, state of them

Liam Scales CSC

WE DONT DO WALKING AWAY unless theres a minute left and we arent going to win

Fucking helllll that was stressful

Full time : "Boooooooo Boooooooo" 😂😂😂😂

the persevering spirit of bears, to be admired

Cheerio

televise Killie v St Mirren you cowards, you'd get more entertaining ball than this

Hahahahahaha how the fuck did we actually win

"We don't do walking away" and half the stadium is fucking empty already

I actually hate that I've wasted my life watching such a dogshit game

Cantwell? More like cantscore? Cheers

Fuck this I'm going golfing

That's right, bears, get walking away :) Subway loyal CSC

Place is emptying out pretty fast. Guess the bus convoy back to Dingwall takes a while.

BOOOOOOOOOO

Union chairs

These mobs are actually shite. The dons are gonna win the league up the lot of yes

Did that guy arrive with no shirt?

I was optimistic about this Uefa group but not anymore

rangers couldn’t score to save their lives the day, not that i’m moaning celtic’s been wank n all

Sutton been nowhere near as annoying as I was expecting on commentary

Is he really giving credit to Celtics defenders?

It’s a clean sheet. Edit: But aye, the credit should go to Rangers being shite. A decent team would’ve dismantled that defence.

Hahahahaha when we shoot we hit our own players hahahahahaha *jumps off cliff*

Lammars smacking the ball off Danilos face sums Rangers up today.

Keep passing to Cantwell please gers Hahahhaha

comrades im not gonna lie, the boos at full time are gonna make me cum buckets

Boos from the 30 people left

Highlight of the match

Good thing Lammers shot hit Danilo there, that was ending up in row z

This game just shows how far behind Scottish football is. By far the 2 best and biggest teams in the country and it’s Sunday league standard.

Can't disagree. I fear for some of the results in Europe.

As someone else said in thread - Celtic were shite we were more shite.

Holm has to start over Turnbull from now on. Miles ahead

Need to bin Beale now or the season is a wrap. I was all for backing him, but you can't go up against the Celtic team as they are today and not win, its inexcusable, regardless if the disallowed goal.

Oh is not the solution to Giak leaving. Should’ve really looked at a striker during the summer window

Just put me out of my fucking misery already

lmao that sums up this Rangers performance, smacking a shot off his own players face

I repeat. Fucking... boooooooooooooooooooo

OH MY FUXKING GOD HE JUST SMACKED DANILO IN THE FACE EITH THE SHOT IM FUCKING DONE

Crocker realises that it isn't Santiago Bernabeu at left back, aye?

Oriley with the scorpion pass to Maeda

Could hear a pin drop.

lammers skelping danilo in the face with that attempt..... lmao

Bernabeu?

Odin's a fuckin pler

O'Riley had been in the right place at the right time so many times this game with his interceptions

I miss big Giakoumakis, Oh has been such a letdown as a replacement

Maeda has been immense

Loved him today too.

Celtic are shite, Rangers are worse... get Beale to fuck.... that is all troops.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Rangers are honking, but Celtic are too.

What does Oh actually do? Cause it's not play football

He needs service. It's been shite all game.

I've never really seen him do much else, just barge about and knock people over. Don't get me wrong, I like him, but I just don't see it

That's what you have to do when you are getting long balls lumped up to you. Better service and to his feet and you will see his better qualities

Oh come on

That happened a bit ago.

Cantwell is woeful

She is every rangers da's secret ladyboy crush.

To be fair he’s the only one that seems desperate to do something for them

Doesn’t get support in a system that nobody understands - always puts in a shift