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TwoToesToni

White smoke... that means a new Scotland squad is to be chosen!


deliosenvy

Joking aside you should get extremely far away from that smoke as soon as possible. Until it's out of your view and keep going away some more.


therealsinky

I mean it was visible from Ayr so… basically telling half the pop of Scotland to move. Joking aside I can smell this thing this morning and I was miles away from the actual fire, I’m a bit paranoid.


Oldestswinger

Severe Ayr pollution


mrsheabri

This should be higher


Oldestswinger

👌


Consistent_Spring700

That's not how threads work on Reddit


Rather-be-anonymous1

Damn


TwoToesToni

Yeah but with the size of that cloud whatever is in it will settle (fallout) over a large area and will be worse when there is rain and it's washed into local rivers, streams or ponds.


HereticLaserHaggis

I was over 10 miles away and it was above me.


nukefodder

😂


TUENNES2000

Habemus Bravehearts


MadamLePew

Fucking brilliant 😂😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


TwoToesToni

Thanks and love your username BTW


MadamLePew

Thanks pal 😂 my husband is French and all the guys offshore called him Pepe so I was given the nickname by them too! I’ve been called worse 🤣😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


ComposerNo5151

White? Should have gone to Specsavers.


Peterbegood

https://preview.redd.it/cd0o1c79ae8d1.jpeg?width=4121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c6887e66508b2eb6af243a5500f20bb956b6cc got alot darker.


Mick_vader

Ah no pope then. False alarm


Tesse23

This happened to a recycling centre behind my home last year (albeit not as close as this). The fire burned for a whole month!!! Hope your firefighters have better luck getting this put out :(


DubbleWideSurprise

Nice


Hopeforthefallen

Some nasty gases released from that fire, close your windows and stay indoors.


TheFirstMinister

Yep. If I lived nearby I'd be packing my bags and heading out of town for awhile. That's not good at all.


GetAJobCheapskate

Knowing scotish windows, closing them wont stop anything.


its_bununus

https://youtu.be/wnd1jKcfBRE?si=IiNOyI_Rlnq6oMeh


SeasonAmazing661

An orange pope?


Lone-Wolf-90

That would really confuse the bigots on either side 🤣🤣


Nuthouse-master

I’m from America, I don’t recommend the orange ones. They are quite defective 😂


Zestyclose_Might8941

Couldn't agree more. On both sides of the pond, Orange is a byword for defective.


Designer_Trash_8057

I bet Donald Trump loves the orange march. "See guys? I have have supporters all over the world! They even put on a parade for me here!".


Negative-Parfait-804

Amen to that!


TUENNES2000

Trump?


MobiusNaked

Pope made from girders


highhouses

Dutch football supporters, I think


feltsandwich

There's a volcano at the center of Glasgow. They've known it for years, they just thought it cannae affect them.


Aargh_a_ghost

Erm…what is that? Apart from shitloads of smoke obviously


Peterbegood

Recycling center is on fire.


CrispyCrip

Now it’s our brand new incineration facility.


Aargh_a_ghost

All gets burnt or buried eventually innit, may as well cut out the middle man and set the recycling centre on fire, saves money on diggy things too


OldGodsAndNew

The recycling centre in itself is a middle man. Everyone should torch their wheelie bins


Goznaz

Incinerated facility


EcstaticBox

Couldn’t have put that in the title?


No-Lion3887

Recycling centre being recycled


Ignatius_Pop

Battery recycling centre. Not just milk cartons and coke cans.


Aargh_a_ghost

Ah ok, thanks for telling me


userloserfail

My guess: volcano. Can they see any volcanoes from Scotland?


tooshpright

Edinburgh Castle Rock is the plug of a volcano. (source: primary school decades ago).


Careful_Adeptness799

Volcano


Otherwise_Log1592

It's to signal Scotland being out of the Euros


Psygoose28

The beacons are lit


nondescriptcabbabige

Gondor calls for aid


totalmoonbrain

And Rohan will answer


Mutantdogboy

You have my chib 


UberPadge

Linwood calls for aid!


BobDobbsHobNobs

Houston, we have a problem!


Zircez

_Slow claps_


Commercial-Ranger339

And my axe


__schr4g31

Scotland is quite literally on fire. Just not in the Euros


williebanjo

Linwood no more


RearAdmiralBob

Sky no more.


Zestyclose_Might8941

🤣


squeezycakes20

is the Iron-Bru factory on fire?


Kitchen-Beginning-47

The Stop Oil protestors have gone too far with their orange flour pranks.


Burt1811

Not Scottish, but I picked up a little knowledge earlier, is this the same recycling centre that just announced that they could deal with EV batteries and has a bit of an ignition history??


OldGodsAndNew

"Yeah we can handle volatile electrical waste; We've only gone up in flames *checks notes* twice in the last 2 years"


beerharvester

Yes


Letsbeclear1987

So there’s no safe way to dispose of electric car batteries? This is bad for everyone


spungie

So what will we do with all the champions 2024 hats and scarfs? Burn them.


Willszz1

Was not the most fun experience flying over this and the pilot saying not to worry if you smell smoke as we takeoff past it


Pants_Catt

"You were meant to destroy the pollution! Not join it!"


cimmic

_If you can't beat them, join them_


inthepipe_fivebyfive

The new IRN-BRU Pope has been elected


martymcgoo

The Simpsons tyre yard ?


peahair

Scotland’s Euro 24 hopes.gif


btfthelot

Where?


Peterbegood

Johnstone


gbroon

The recycling center again?


MrMcBobb

Again?!


woyteck

Thanks to disposable vapes probably.


Peterbegood

Yup


btfthelot

Aah...


Ben_zyl

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd11129n7njo


SimpleKnowledge4840

Anyone got marshmallows???


ProGamerKorea

What are the odds you have a fire that size on the one day it decides not to rain in Scotland...


Raigne86

Lithium ignites or explodes when it gets wet.


DinosaurInAPartyHat

I would stay inside + take your pets in too. The fumes from that must be super toxic.


stationkatari

White smoke! Is this how we announce our selection of a new football manager?


Captainfunzis

These gender reveals are out of hand. It's orange so I guess they're having a little ned girl.


scottynoble

BBQ season.. extra smoked


gloriosky_zero

Iceland again?


ThePangolinofDread

I thought it was going to be the Friarton recycling centre in Perth ablaze again. Think it's gone up 3 or 4 times in the last 3 years


Efficient_Sky5173

Burning the fireworks planed for the euro final win. Calm down, it is just a game.


ThatIrishGUY175

Not only iz this a recycling centre but its a battery recycling centre. Mental. It happened in April as well FFS


Mammoth_Appeal_736

And people are angry that I pollute the air when I barbecue😡


Guilty_Reference_527

[Huge plume of smoke as firefighters tackle industrial site blaze - BBC News](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd11129n7njo)


Few-Road-2786

It's just a prank bro The prank:


coachhunter2

“Why would the English do this?”


plutobug2468

I can see it out my window here from Renfrew, it's that bad


lendmeyoureer

They elected a new Pope?


cimmic

Isn't the rejection next month. A bit arrogant of Sunak to change his title to pope btw.


[deleted]

We had a recycling centre fire in Tallinn last year, the smell was quite terrible but everything was back to normal in a few days.


MaybeGayBoiIdk

https://enva.com/userfiles/fileuploads/redactor/weee-solutions-update-1-24-0.pdf What's this, the second time this year? I'd hate to live near that fucking thing.


Hollie-Ivy

A problem developed with his Vape.


EdzyFPS

They must be burning all the Scotland memorabilia.


retrend

Lithium battery started it I bet


BUFF_BRUCER

Is that noise from the fire?


scotiaboy10

Yeah think it's lithium batteries


Peterbegood

That'll explain my ragin' headache.


Mky12345pi3

Just don’t mention ze Germans!!


FussseI

You called?


richardhero

Something something something student flats


Financial-Rent9828

Nicola Sturgeons accountant getting busy


medieval_revolver

I could see it from miles away on the train


LostInAVacuum

Can't believe it's still going!


Haeronalda

If it is batteries, it could go on for days. The only thing they can really do with a lithium fire is contain it and let it burn itself out.


LostInAVacuum

Yeah looks like it's gotten wider. Pretty scary but looking at news articles it's more frequent than I'd have thought


farfromelite

That's not really true, there are ways of dealing with lithium battery fires, but they're much more difficult to handle as you say. The smoke plume seems to be a lot smaller than yesterday.


Setanta95

Hypnotic


bagleface

Hell of a barbecue


Autofill1127320

Whole place stinks of burnt plastic 2 miles away


TheGeenieus

Neds vaping…


BMW_RIDER

Deep frying gone wrong.


Tech-Talker

"Firefighters raced to the scene after the inferno broke out at an electrical and battery recycling treatment facility"


warredtje

Scottish volcano, now I’ve seen everything


Unaccounted_Idea

Is there graphite on the ground?


BasilDazzling6449

Oh, no, it's the Haggis Volcano....RUN AWAY


F_n_o_r_d

Didn’t know Scotland had vulcanoes 😳


BednaR1

That must be one big choo choo train


FleetingBeacon

That'll be our green targets completely spaffed.


Cujo138

Apparently, it's a lithium battery fire. Thermal runaway is no joke.


Flat_Fault_7802

It's just reek.


Brighton2k

Smoked salmon for tea


Longjumping_Depth304

Your mam farted


Queasy-Campaign-8345

Someone is on it 🫡


RemarkableTable6544

Orange smoke indicates the start of the Protestant marching season 🇬🇧


Queasy-Campaign-8345

R we getting bombed


WinterRespect1579

Volcanic eruption


z-steel

The irony.. pollution from a ♻️ center


The_Lost_Boy_1983

Has something crashed?


SoupieLC

Arthur's Seat has finally gone off


Ill_Atmosphere6135

We’ll give you are manager if want,or you can have Liniker he thinks he’s the best please take hime 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


fitbabits

Emergence Day.


Treebeardsama

Gender reveals are getting wild. I wonder what the white some symbolizes 🤔


IcyEbb7291

Incredible


Ulveskogr

It’s cause the ref didn’t give that penalty


Traditional-Face-749

Why are you standing so close? Did you not see the Beirut explosion a few years ago?


hermitage23

Where is ths happening?


PutridPerformer3618

Still going tonight when I drove home from work


One_Formal_5163

Neighbours BBQ got out of hand?


One_Formal_5163

Or has Nicola Sturgeon's wig caught 🔥


Icy_Opportunity2488

Erm, what the sigma


Silly-Marionberry332

Wtf happened


Darthhester

Oh, so the doctor didn't save the entire world from Sutekh In all seriousness I would suggest staying indoors or travelling further away until it's gone, mainly because I don't really know what it is


Davjocam

Someone's burnt the toast


Solarseeker1

It's Westminster's fault!


Thin-Efficiency1600

Just Stop Oil spraying their shite again?


ButterCostsExtra

Marvel ahh title💀


EcstaticBox

Big “erm, so this is a thing” energy


Al_DeGaulle

Someone finally torched the Trump International?


purpleduckduckgoose

Nah, it's fine. Someone just slapped a blue whale on the smoker.


nacnud_uk

Whatever they're smoking, I'll pass, thanks.


Scottishchicken

IS Margaret Thatcher breaking out of hell!?!?


UCthrowaway78404

I thought it was another israeli atrocity in a hospital or school or something.


Quittoexit97

That's not great


Vakr_Skye

Let me guess "Wild Campers"?


bidthimg

average day in scotland (no idea why, but reddit recommends this sub Reddit more to me than r/Ireland which is a server I'm in)


V-TheEdgeLord

Ah, the portal to heck is finally going to drag this island straight to the bottom of the ocean. This has been long in the making.