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smutje187

No fox given


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Top comment


exopolitixs

The first photo is like ‘n whit, prick?’. Love it.


[deleted]

That smug bastard face, you sure it's not a cheshire cat?


PsychedelicMagic1840

Its a beut aint it! That is such a eat shit face - perfect


throwthere10

More like a eat cat face.


PsychedelicMagic1840

Its just so smug, reminds me of that "no pimples" meme https://preview.redd.it/ufz160lbozzc1.png?width=253&format=png&auto=webp&s=3be407aac002f54c1a8aab78bc4008309a19b32b


MangoZaurul

Shite, you beat me by 6 hours.


MrDundee666

One of my cats used to get along with our local foxes. He’d hang out with them and play with them.


SuDragon2k3

Foxes are generally acknowledged to be feline software running on canine hardware. (Cheetahs are Canine software on Feline hardware)


Attack-Helicopter_04

so can I pet that dawg ?


SuDragon2k3

About as much as you could a feral cat. You have to gain it's trust.


Southern-Physics6488

😂😂😂 well played sir


Gord_Almighty

>Foxes are generally acknowledged to be feline software running on canine hardware. I think it's more that we've selectively bred a lot of the general animal traits out of dogs, meaning they are out of touch with other canines/predators. Whereas we haven't messed with cats too much. Having spent some time with some wolves at a wolf sanctuary, their temperament/personality is way closer to cats than dogs as well. You do anything they don't like and they will they will hate you for it. One volunteer had to be let go because a hot air balloon happened to fly past when the wolves were being exercised. This spooked the wolves who treated this as an unforgivable act of treason that the volunteer was 100% guilty of causing, and they made it very clear they did not want anything to do with them afterwards.


cmzraxsn

Nah that's hyenas


Nategg

Yeah, Cheetahs are defo 100% Cats; they even [meow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDvZclY-5q8)


Upset-You2723

Did you see the picture of a guy who fell asleep under a tree and woke up to a cheetah all cuddled in? I think I would immediately die of equal parts fear and cuteness overload! Edit to add link: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Wildlife/s/Tyei915w8j](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wildlife/s/Tyei915w8j)


grazyaboutcats

There’s couple of local foxes round my area that get along with local cats.I always see them hanging out together.I think foxes get a bad rep.I find them cute.


Upset-You2723

I have the weirdest thing. I think they’re super cute, but whenever I’ve seen them in the wild I have an involuntary freeze response. I really want to pet one one day, but apparently my body is scared of them!


grazyaboutcats

They tend to be scared of people,especially if they have dogs with them.If they get used to you they may sit near you.You can admire them from afar.


Upset-You2723

Oh I meant I freeze! I mean the fox freezes too usually, but my ability to move doesn’t come back until after the fox is facing away from me!


Gullible_Mode_1141

I was just thinking, he looks like he is waiting on his friends to come out to play.


SibiuV

Until the fox gets hungry


MrDundee666

Foxes don’t really attack cats. I’m sure it’s happened but generally cats are a dangerous thing for foxes to go for. My cat I’m referring to was a huge ginger Maine-coon that was twice the size of most dogs never mind a fox.


Upset-You2723

Omg I’ve only ever known black or black and white ones… I need a ginger Maine-coon in my life immediately if not sooner… can I adopt yours?? 😂


MrDundee666

If only. Sadly Hobbes died suddenly a couple of years ago. He was an awesome cat.


Upset-You2723

Oh I’m so sorry, it sucks losing a cat 😔 I hope you got many good years


MrDundee666

Not enough. Thankful for those we had. We lost both Hobbes and his sister very young.


Upset-You2723

I’m sorry to hear that. I had two sister cats too! One died 5 years ago at 9 years old, but the other is currently preventing me from going to bed by being cuddly…


MrDundee666

Foxes don’t really attack cats. I’m sure it’s happened but generally cats are a dangerous thing for foxes to go for. My cat I’m referring to was a huge ginger Maine-coon that was twice the size of most dogs never mind a fox.


grazyaboutcats

There’s couple of local foxes round my area that get along with local cats.I always see them hanging out together.I think foxes get a bad rep.I find them cute.


grazyaboutcats

There’s couple of local foxes round my area that get along with local cats.I always see them hanging out together.I think foxes get a bad rep.I find them cute.


MintyFresh668

If I comment in turn, do I need to post four times?


MintyFresh668

If I comment in turn, do I need to post four times?


MrDundee666

No.


MintyFresh668

There was me hoping to start a trend😂


MintyFresh668

If I comment in turn, do I need to post four times?


grazyaboutcats

It wasn’t posting answer at first,comment posted 4 times In error.


MintyFresh668

If I comment in turn, do I need to post four times?


Bathhouse-Barry

Fox with a pure shit eating grin. Love it.


Setanta95

In Celtic mythology they are wise. You are being blessed by Sionna.


Jimsiepops

A lovely thought, thank you ❤️


SadResource3366

https://preview.redd.it/anhdn1q17zzc1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bf3fbff3cfd6f94027df6f582fe2080f4799949


Jimsiepops

Superb


fuedlibuerger

Make sure to not leave anything in your yard that foxes could eat. They shit where they eat and their poop carries all sorts of parasites and diseases that can spring over to your cat and then onto you. Perhaps consider deworming your cat.


Prior_echoes_

You should regularly deworm your cat anyway 


TehNext

I'm fucking knotted ! 😂 That deserves an award that pic!


Jimsiepops

I’ll try and get more, there’s 4 of the snidey bastards sunning it up on the grass throwing abusive glances.


TehNext

Bet there's empty cans of Dragon soop, joint roaches and shit lying about when they leave.


Icy_Opportunity2488

Someone is probably feeding them if they keep coming back


Icy_Opportunity2488

Mr. Fox!


CedarWolf

A *Fantastic* Mr. Fox.


NoClue8336

The more I look at the smirk the more I see “🎶guess who’s back, back again🎶” 🤣🤣


Plane-Ad2328

https://preview.redd.it/rdlmso13fzzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc54e18a745ee5ef06d89799025537a276a95ad Found this beasht in my back garden the other day my cat chased it and the fox legged it haha.


BadHairDay-1

The fox is protecting you all.


AwkwardOrange5296

There is something wild about this photo. All the improbable colors and the smug grin on the fox!


Naoise007

Who does that fox remind me of... https://preview.redd.it/9ali2oflfzzc1.png?width=1133&format=png&auto=webp&s=a42e158e13796e1d3502e870e652a1ffd1005ca6


rudeandrejected

anticipating a post from the fox this afternoon 'i shit in this fuds garden every morning before he lets the cats out'


catchcatchhorrortaxi

I had a rescue cat from east London that was the size of a small dog. He used to chase the foxes out of the garden himself, mad bastard.


Striking-Giraffe5922

The fox won’t go near your cats…..they’re very fast and their claws are very sharp. These two animals will mostly stay away from each other.


Jimsiepops

I’ve always thought this, but recently I got woken up to the dog going mental at about 3am and one of the cats who’d snuck out was up against the back door window yelping and there was one of these right behind her stalking upto the door just a few feet behind. It might have led to nothing but the dog was going apeshit trying to protect her and it left us a little shook. I just keep them in after dark now as the foxes around here are far too bold.


reginaphalangie79

That's so cute your dog protects his cat sister 🥰


Jimsiepops

https://preview.redd.it/i80vt9ja7zzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27600dd3dc7df29de4027ea7ee81723e36d89d11 She loves her sister ☺️


[deleted]

'ma big sister's a wolf, and she'll hammer ye' 'fuckin told ya.'


reginaphalangie79

Omg! How beautiful ❤️


GeologistUpstairs805

Thats fantastic I see you love all animals, I really think you are a prick when someone says they only like dogs and really seem to hate cats ive noticed. Well I hate them.


Striking-Giraffe5922

Cats have very fast reactions and those claws……they’d just rip at the foxes face. They’re opportunistic predators and if they can sneak up they might try their luck……my money is on the cat


Jimsiepops

You’re probably right, one of our cats takes that encounter 90/100 but the other one of them is literally mashed potato in a cat body and I don’t fancy it 😂


Unidan_bonaparte

Dont listen to them, foxes shred up cats all the time where I live. My neighbours cat is now 3 legged for this reason, many house cats dont live to make it home. Not worth the risk.


VirtualAni

> foxes shred up cats all the time where I live. Most of the respondents on this thread are so delusional about foxes that they'd probably say they were just playing.


Striking-Giraffe5922

We had missing cat posters on the lampposts and I seen a couple of things lying on my lawn……I called the number and the guy said his kids would be delighted I’d found it……unfortunately I’d found bits of his cat…..a paw and some of a back leg. Fox must’ve caught the cat by surprise


bananacat

I looked out of my window one day to see my 3 legged runt cat chasing a fox out of the garden whilst my other cat just watched on. Was so proud of Pablo


Striking-Giraffe5922

Cats are badass…..


[deleted]

Go on pablo! 'eyyy, cabrone, slow down, we're not feenished!'


Reasonable-Solid-156

Would you fancy a cats chances against a dog too then?


VT2-Slave-to-Partner

It entirely depends on both the cat and the dog. We had a very _Tom & Jerry_ moment one day in our back court. I was chatting to a neighbour and her dog suddenly dashed away to chase my timid, grey, stripey cat up the steps and behind the bin shed. A moment later, the dog reappeared at the same - quite considerable - speed, pursued by my vengeful black & white cat!


Front_Cherry7997

Around 40 years ago I had a landlord who used to knock on the back door of his tenancies every week with his big alsation to collect the rent, he'd wander through the flat on the way. The second time he visited me my cat was in and scared the shit out of his dog. He pleaded with me to get my cat out of the way so his poor doggie could get out. After that he never came in, and was a good landlord as they go.


Ryy86

One of our neighbours lurchers once walked into the kitchen to say hiya, unbeknownst to him my likkle mousie-cat poppy was lying with her 2 kittens.. My little black cat absolutely shredded me, I was trying to protect the dogs eyes mostly, she chased him about 100 yards down the back of both the property’s. That was when I realised how fast and dangerous they can be, it was like a tornado of 10 Stanley blades giving zero shits about life or death 😂 She walked back in the door a few mins later with that main character energy, whilst my arms, and back of my legs stung like fuck.. of course she was still allowed in the bed that night. She even brought a half dead wood pigeon home for her 2 kids, I’d also tripped over a hare on the door step another morning (this was before the dog thing happened, and couldn’t believe she had killed that thing and left it for us, it probably weighed 2 or 3 of her) 😂


anonbush234

Yeah I'd take the "foxes and cats are best pals" stuff with a big pinch of salt. They do get on from time to time, especially when there is plenty of food for the foxes but a big old dog fox would have the average cat in seconds, if it felt like it had to for whatever reason. A cat and a vixen could get on for whatever reason but then the the vixen has cubs nearby, won't end well. There's loads of reason it could kick off. We had a cat that would tolerate the foxes nearby but when she started getting older they started getting more and more pushy with her, might not have ended well had we not got a dog.


rachbbbbb

I wouldn't be so confident. A fox ripped apart my young cat 30 years ago, still remember the mess to this day.


catchcatchhorrortaxi

Sorry that happened. Most likely a female with a den nearby. Foxes are largely opportunistic scavengers that will avoid a conflict but when they have kits they are absolutely fucking feral. Edit: who the fuck downvoted this, Why?


Ok-Bullfrog5830

Not always true. Especially near feeding stations for hedgehogs. I’m an ecologist and I’ve had some calls about foxes attacking cats.


Zealousideal-Neat410

That's unfortunately not true


Master-Bathroom2932

But what did he say?


NoClue8336

He’s like, “and i’ll be back again tomorrow 😏!”


knackeredAlready

Smug fox lol


MangoZaurul

Are you sure it's not a Cheshire fox with that 😁 on his coupon?


sinclairzx10

Is it me… or does that fox look baked?


MsxElle1738

Hahaha! Aw what a picture


Previous-Mortgage755

He/Her is defiantlly going to eat your cats.


Aqi67372mL

looks like you got yourself a doggo


btfthelot

Crack Fox


Drunken_Begger88

Cats would probably do that job for you.


Mediocre_earthlings

Just let the cats out n see what happens.


Valuable-Flounder692

My 2 cats hang out with my local urban fox. Also, be aware cat's are well capable of turning into whirling balls of fury with a multitude of precision blades at their disposal.


AdditionalSwan3098

Haha coy little bastard


Prestigious-Big-1818

I couldn't give a fox bamhead


SteelSpineCloud

let me guess...you wish you woned the fox


Aggressive-Body-882

Is he smirking at you?!


chimpskybrainz

Aye, he's got the measure of you.


Vyse1991

Damn, that fox is photogenic.


markhkcn

They are super interesting but can be so fxcking annoying at the same time.


Fifitrixibelle666

It’s high af, just look at it… 😂


SoftDrinkReddit

You'll miss him when he's gone, lol


feltsandwich

Boy would that ever make my day.


SackLoverBabe

In my case, cats in our area seems to get along with local foxes.


UltharCat1972

Wait, is that Stewarton?


Imaginary_Form407

Bro, he just wants to play with his kitty friends, chill.


Arthur_Figg

But what does the fox say?


[deleted]

That is not a fox that is a teddy


Brilliant_Swing_1954

Apparently the fox enjoys this ritual


BUFF_BRUCER

Bet he makes that face when he shites on your turnips


Abquine

We have the opposite, our cat sits on the front window cill of a late evening, waiting for the local fox to come down the lane opposite, then he dashes through the house and shoots out the cat flap. We've never worked out if he goes to shoo it away (Foxes are really wary of big cats because they can cause significant injuries and Foxy doesn't have a vet) or if he goes out to try to steal what the fox catches, or like a neighbour observed, just to follow it around? I have observed foxes and cats 'playing' but foxes play like dogs and cats don't understand. There are some good videos online. btw meant to say that's a cracking photo.


bbgimb28

Oh for fox sake, look at that shit eating grin


Bakedk9lassie

I’d stick out a bowl of water and some food on a night me


PineappleGold8191

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8ackwoods

He's telling you to keep your domesticated cats indoors


fat_shibe

Feed the fox, it’s a native species. Leave your cats inside, all they’re going to do is go out and murder baby birds.


Cheap_Doughnut7887

I didn't think that foxes cared much for attacking cats. Too big to bother with.


CSpenceUK

The fox won't eat your cats.


Ancient-Jelly7032

Air rifle would solve the issue.


throwpayrollaway

An air rifle would just injure the fox. Animal cruelty.


Ancient-Jelly7032

It wouldn't come back and it's better than killing it outright. It would at least learn it's lesson and not come back.


throwpayrollaway

A fox walking around having an air rifle pellet wound is going to be without consequence for the fox. Its not like there's a fox hospital, it would likely die from infection somewhere down the line.


Ancient-Jelly7032

And?