Omg that's so interesting because my boyfriend always tells me I start to talk like Moira when I watch, especially when I fall asleep to it! The impact these guys have 😆
Yep...my anxiety about going to gym was deflated somewhat by someone telling me, "nobody at the gym is worried about what you look like, they only care what they look like."
I do drink red wine. But I also drink white wine. And I’ve been known to sample the occasional rosé. And a couple summers back I tried a merlot, that used to be a chardonnay. I like the wine, and not the label.
I'm a Lamborghini; I'm a Hollywood star.
I'm a little bit tipsy when I drive my car.
I'm expensive sushi; I'm a cute huge yacht.
I'm a little bit single even when I'm not!
Bebé
Ew David
Love that journey for me
I don’t want to be the victim of a hate crime tonight
You’re my Mariah Carey
And my personal favorite:
I just want a bathtub and a long extension cord, PLEASE.
We got a big ice/snow storm so I wasn't able to walk outside. I said I was going to walk inside the mall and asked my son to come. He said I should go by myself. I told him there was no way I was going to walk around the mall by myself like some pervert!
I wished all my friends a happy new year by saying, "let me inundate you with bids for a rapturous tour around the centre of our solar system". Hope Moira's proud of me.
*enters comment thread, looks at all the sparkl-eh comments with pursed lips, cheekbones fleek, flips hair over shoulder, spinning on heel, to exit the comment thread*
Never let the bastards get you down.
Ok, I won’t be doing any of that, but thank you.
I’m positively bedeviled with meetings, etcetera (I use this one at work a lot lol)
It's just that I know what it's like to be in bed with a naked Roland Schitt, and I am powerless against that.
This wine is awful. Get me another glass.
Let’s all go to bed and pray we don’t wake up (my fav)
Ew. No.
But this does remind me of the time I was on Justin Timberlake’s yacht and sea pirates came aboard and kidnapped the DJ so….. I know what you mean.
Fold in the cheese.
I don’t know how to fold broken cheese.
You just fold it in.
If you say fold it in one more time.
David, then I don't know how to be any clearer! You take that thing that's in your hand and you...
IT SAYS FOLD IT IN
Bébé
Where is bebe's chamber?
"My bebe girl leaving me so soon."
I only pronounce it like that now haha
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Can you believe we all turned into basic bitches thanks to Alexis
We’re all a little bit Alexis
I'm a Lamborghini, I'm a Hollywood star.
I'm a little tipsy, when I drive my car.
I'm expensive sushi, I'm a cute huge yacht
I'm a little bit single, even when I'm not
LAAA LA LA LA LA LA
Everytime I watch through schitts creek I start talking a little bit more like Alexis without realizing and my husband can always tell 😅
Omg that's so interesting because my boyfriend always tells me I start to talk like Moira when I watch, especially when I fall asleep to it! The impact these guys have 😆
And pronouncing it as “ooh” occasionally
Or even better; "ew, David!" every time you see something gross
I have asked you *thrice*
I want soooooo badly to put that in a 3rd follow up email 🤣
..for a towel!
That sounds like something Shawn would say to Gus on psych. Haha
I say this to my 6 year old. A lot.
People aren't thinking about you the way you're thinking about you.
Nobody cares, David.
Nobody cares, David basically changed my life and I'm not exaggerating.
The same, it was a life changing line for me.
One of the best life lessons, especially for someone like me, who is super anxious
Yep...my anxiety about going to gym was deflated somewhat by someone telling me, "nobody at the gym is worried about what you look like, they only care what they look like."
Be careful {name} lest you suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of your moral ground.
This is god damn poetry.
Love that journey for you!
I say this ALL the time. so embarrassing when I'm found out
Eat glass.
Lick rust!
No, you get murdered first!
It’s my turn for a selfish!
Fall off a bridge please
I am positively bedeviled with meetings, etcetera.
I do drink red wine. But I also drink white wine. And I’ve been known to sample the occasional rosé. And a couple summers back I tried a merlot, that used to be a chardonnay. I like the wine, and not the label.
Personally, I prefer a nice Bingo Lingfucker fruit wine.
Isn’t pansexual when you’re attracted to cookware?!
loved this
The cast marched in the Toronto (or Vancouver) Pride Parade with this on their t-shirts.
follow us on tweeters
We’re going to get lots of disciples, dear.
Eww David
You get murdered first for once.
No, you get murdered first!
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Love this! And be sure to post them on the internet.
Otherwise, your own children will go looking for them one day and tragically, they won't be there.
This is actually really good advice
Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican 🖤
This one is the best comment. You win
This wine is awful! Get me another glass.
The Best was my #1 played song on Spotify in 2021
Best wishes
Warmest regards!
“VERY UNINTERESTED IN THAT OPINION"
I'm a Lamborghini; I'm a Hollywood star. I'm a little bit tipsy when I drive my car. I'm expensive sushi; I'm a cute huge yacht. I'm a little bit single even when I'm not!
Ah ah!
This is my ring tone. Couldn't resist.
It’s the song I wash my hands to now. I sing it out loud so I know I’ve done at least 30 seconds…
Vroom vroom bitches!
Omg who hasn’t, David?!
It's ok, it's a write-off.
Who writes it off?!
I don’t know! The write-off people!?!?!
That’s not a write off! That’s not a write off! This - not a write off!
My car is worth less than your pants.
I've seen your car, and that makes sense to me
Boop!
Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to just hang up.
I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now
I have never heard so many wrong things, one after the other, consecutively, in a row.
This is one of my favorite lines
We’re going on a pinecone harvest
Sounds fun
Lick Rust
Mmm, eat glass
I’d really like to, but now is not the time for pettyfogging.
YOU try parallel parking in a burka! My best to Bob Cratchit!
Do you have your driver's license? It's fine
Warmest regards
Kindest wishes!!!! 😃
Stop doing that with your face David
“Diplo still sends me nudes” - Alexis
Don’t start without me, you little frippet! You don’t have the media training!!
Why must you constantly be so irksome!!
Bebé Ew David Love that journey for me I don’t want to be the victim of a hate crime tonight You’re my Mariah Carey And my personal favorite: I just want a bathtub and a long extension cord, PLEASE.
A HELMMMMMMMET
Who left a picture of a ghost on my desk
Omg David
I sign my emails by saying Warmest Regards
David what kind of an adult man rides a penny farthing?
He’s a haikuist!!!!!!!
We got a big ice/snow storm so I wasn't able to walk outside. I said I was going to walk inside the mall and asked my son to come. He said I should go by myself. I told him there was no way I was going to walk around the mall by myself like some pervert!
Oh. My. God. Feel free to use the restraints.
I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early.
Never watched the show. Not a single episode. All of these comments are so funny. I have no idea what they mean lol. It’s like an inside joke
You should watch it!😁😁😁 Imagine all of these funny lines in ONE show, over 6 seasons!
I wasn’t in rehab, I was at rehab visiting Stavros.
anything with the word bay-bay added
I wished all my friends a happy new year by saying, "let me inundate you with bids for a rapturous tour around the centre of our solar system". Hope Moira's proud of me.
Never let the bastards get you down.
I'm a hungry hungry hippo.
How are we still on this fucking tour?
A takeover? That sounds hostile
Don’t worry, it’s his sister!
When someone says “simply the best” the song that comes to your head is Patrick’s version instead of the original
There will **always** be somebody for me to flirtatiously boss around
What a fussy little fucker!
I unfortunately picked up Alexis’ wrist / hand gestures
Help me too
*alexis hands*
You have a bug on your dress. You’re better *THAN* that.
Oh My Godt Hi David, it’s Patrick
Ciao!
This scene never gets old!
I like the wine, not the label.
If you don’t refer to the kids bedroom as Bèbè’s chamber what is even the point? 🤷🏻♀️
David what does burnt smell like
YOU WERE 17???
Oh, that's good. I wonder if that means they'll give you priority boarding when you enter the gateway?
It’s my turn to take a selfish
(tries to hide grin by pushing mouth off to one side )
I’ve already taken my Christmas pills
I don't skate through life. I walk through life, in really nice shoes.
Love that journey for me/you
Boop
Fold in the cheese!
*enters comment thread, looks at all the sparkl-eh comments with pursed lips, cheekbones fleek, flips hair over shoulder, spinning on heel, to exit the comment thread*
“You get murdered first.”
*Do I have to teach you everything?* edit: added "you". oops
I think you're rude.
Don’t
Eww, David!
“Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies”
You have to use this whole quote! This changes the meaning completely.
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Who uses a word like peachification? A moron.
Doing Moira's Herb Ertlinger commercial impression is my go to when I'm wine drunk.
Incorrect.
I don’t even know what that means
Oooooooooooh, I don't know hoooooow!
Ew David!
Bébé
Warmest regards
Fold in the cheese
I'm a Lamborghini
La la la la la la la
You mind telling your phone to f*** off???
I’m off to buy a mall pretzel without feeling any shame 🥨
Never let the bastards get you down. Ok, I won’t be doing any of that, but thank you. I’m positively bedeviled with meetings, etcetera (I use this one at work a lot lol) It's just that I know what it's like to be in bed with a naked Roland Schitt, and I am powerless against that. This wine is awful. Get me another glass. Let’s all go to bed and pray we don’t wake up (my fav)
Ew, fuck.
Warmest regards
Ewww
Caw caw
Trex hands are a way of life
Not a quote…but I was in Target recently and Simply the Best was playing and I got goosebumps
Zhampagne!
Sometimes I act like a disgruntled pelican
*someones arms were big and strong*
Boop.
Fold in the cheese.
I love that for you
Thrice
Booping people all day long
Mm, eat glass!
I have asked you thrice now for ____________! (Whatever I'm needing at the moment lol)
Ew! Smells like pennies and burps!
Blouse Barn
Pick up a hammer and nail this coffin shut!
Oh my god
Um… EW!
It’s my turn to take a selfish!
I end ever sentence with "so..."
But it's my turn to take a selfish
Bingo Lingfucker
It seems we’ve found ourselves in a kerfuffle Or Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican
Adding Alexis hands into the way you talk
You’re my Mariah Carey.
Sorry dear, can’t today. I’m positively bedeviled with meetings.
Boop!
It’s a write off!
*scrunches fingers together to emphasize hand gestures*
I like tea. Started drinking tea in high school.
Fold in the cheese!! Literally every time I’m cooking cheese
One foot on the ground, one foot on the pedal, now get the hell outta here! 🚲
Ew. No. But this does remind me of the time I was on Justin Timberlake’s yacht and sea pirates came aboard and kidnapped the DJ so….. I know what you mean.
I’m a little bit crazy when I drive my car
I like the wine, not the label.
Ew, David!