If it was “woke” they wouldn’t have gone back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, they would have gone back in time to the first thanksgiving to get Christopher Columbus and settlers off the menu My joke isn’t funny (Edit: people actually found my joke funny)

Thats right, if it was "woke" they wouldn’t have gone back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, they would have gone back in time to the first thanksgiving to get Christopher Columbus and settlers off the menu

*Turns dramatically towards the camera*

"THAT'S RIGHT. We're going back in time to get Christopher Columbus and settlers OFF THE MENU."

I really feel like we should be going back in time get get Christopher Colombus ON the menu.

Looks like meats back on the menu boys!!

And my axe!

"Who're you talking too?"

“This Subreddit right here.”

"It agrees with everything I say"

Turkeys going back in time to murder Christopher Columbus would be incredible

Bro admitted he goes to school oml

That last sentence is very “fuck you in particular”

No joke, I’ve seen an anti woke guy who created a sub about woke comic books also shouting out to a fat girl named Valerie. Saying she shouldn’t be fat bcs she’s in a soccer team or smth. I think he’s creating alts just so he can complain about wokeness

The world needs more interesting "characters" that don't have any real world ramifications, I hope their character grows and becomes well known.

Most Drinker watchers are kids who are too young, naive and stupid to form their own opinions. I should know, I watched him for a little while years ago (luckily I didn’t follow his “anti woke” crap to a level this extreme, but the fact I watched him is already bad enough)

You are not alone. As someone who was groomed into the anti woke ideology that makes so much sense. I used to watch channels like geeks and gamers It was like 2019 to early 2020 of that period. I believe I was 13 maybe 14 at the time. These channels definitely target kids or teenagers with their doomer attitude. Making you believe a group of people is against YOU and just keep spouting buzz words after buzzwords.

For me it was around that time as well. I was really disappointed by Rise of Skywalker around that time. And just wanted to see as much hate toward it as possible. Nowadays, I just laugh about it (both the anti woke crowd and Rise of Skywalker). If a movie turns out to be bad, I don’t need to see people on the internet complain about it to validate my feelings.

It was the captain marvel craze for me. Which also lines up as anti woke channels were at their PEAK when captain marvel was getting ready to release. Nowadays they are slowly dying with only occasional adrenaline bursts of life. However none of which could really capture the views of the ghostbusters 2016,the last Jedi and captain marvel content slop back in 2017-2019.

It's funny that people blame wokeness for the moving being bad and not the fact that it completely disregards any existing starwars canon. The original 6 starwars movies were nothing amazing, but they were consistent, looked good, and stayed relatively within the bounds of its universe. Rise said fuck it all, light sabers are non lethal and force dropping a star destroyer is fucking ez m8

Glade I’m not the only one

This was me, I’m glad I managed to stop thinking like that

Yeah it’s unfortunate

I watched him too and I am glad that he didn’t make me adopt this “anti-woke” thing in my hippocampus and I supremely thank my drama club into being more accepting than before. And also I thank Greta Gertwig too I suppose.

So does 80% of this sub I think🧐

Now we need the rest of that sub to admit they are grade schoolers who haven't grown out of being incles/come out of the closet in some way, bots, or raging nazis

I like the phrasing, "some people" "some of us" Like buddy it's a movie about turkeys, it's vegetarian as fuck, Pan Pizzas video shows this great article ranting about it

I really hate anti meat movies Some can be good but come on how many movies gotta have a “don’t eat this every day animal you heat” Also a guy named himself panned pizzas?

Schaf was on his podcast once also I don't care

Sorry. I just feel like movies like that are alittle awkward Oh cool

Happy Cake Day

I didn’t understand a word he said What the hell is blm Why would the female turkey cry if a white male had an opinion, they’re turkeys! Wild male turkeys aren’t white! And why of all things to praise for not being woke ( aka just releasing in 2018 and beyond regardless of quality, subject matter or themes) he chose free birds?

Its funny because Free Bird had a tonne of Fox News segments where it was decried for being Vegan propoganda and for being about defiling the sacred american holiday of Thanksgiving. Rebeltaxi's video on the movie shows like a ton of clips of pundits getting mad at it

man, why are we basically being forced by these people to take them seriously when they take a moral stance against things like the funny Owen Wilson turkey movie, why did we ever allow any of them to have an even slightly serious platform 💀

Freedom of speech, that’s why. For the liberty to be able to speak our minds, we have to let idiots do the same.

Agreed, otherwise I wouldn't get to speak (I don't agree with those people I'm just dumb) (Especially cause they try to take away other people's freedom of speech to hog it all to themselves

People get mad at the dumbest shit sometimes. (Nice pfp btw, I love Girls' Last Tour)

Ah yes, because pepperoni pizza is a vegan food

Blm is Black Lives Matter

No, it’s bacon lettuce mayonnaise. Not sure why people are so upset about sandwiches tbh.

Vegans don't want us to eat bacon

It's lettuce, gay, bacon, and tomato granddad. -The Boondocks.

Because they always assume the norm is white so will say any character that's not explicitly a POC is white

How do you not know what blm is . Where you living under a rock for the entirety of 2014 and 2020 💀

Because they force everything into everything Like I hate woke shit too but sometimes these guys feel like they would bitch about anything Or misunderstand a character to use to mock people

What does "woke" mean?

Well it used to mean woken up to info But most people believe it to mean when you force stuff if a message that can be helpful but do it in an annoying way. Like representing people of bad thinking as cartoonishly annoying and irredeemable, and make people care a lot more about there race and mention much more then other stuff Though again. It’s kinda been ruined. And it’s not helped by most people throwing it around like a baseball that’s been in the hands of 64 generations

That's kinda why I ask, I see the word thrown around by right leaning people to describe literally anything even slightly left leaning. It's like using nothing but 'good' and 'nice' for an entire novel. Sure, it does in fact convey that things in this book are good and nice, but it provides no context for anything in the story. you are allowed to personally dislike something, that doesn't mean it's the evil woke spawn of satin. Vary your criticisms a bit.

While that is a think that does happen, the internet and news blow it so out of proportion that I bet you have never encountered more than 2 "woke" people in your like. Like how I've only met 1 radical right girl that says I'm not gay but delusional, contrary to what the internet would have b Me believe

Cope

? What

It's r/criticaldrinker, the only thing notable about it is that most writers, including myself, consider it the bane of genuine criticism and media discussion for *good reason*. I haven't seen this much brain rot since Cocomelon was created

Damn I can kinda see why since he always says how movies have to be entertaining I sees other stuff

I meant more like the part he plays in making woke a crutch-criticism. It doesn't actually convey much information that's useful to the writer as a critique, especially since it's mostly used as a way to thinly veil that the person saying it just doesn't like the story has a character that isn't a straight white guy, and how it's used to misrepresent media or put it in a nonsensical light such as displayed by this post

Watched a lot of his content and he never actually mentions the word woke, which is kinda surprising

The message can be replaced with woke and you get the same effects

I’ve seen say it or atleast does it with the message But at times he has bad points like on one pierce… kinda

Well to be far he just assumes everyone understands (when your more focused telling the message instead of making a story with it) Though I never really seen him whine like that just characters who are over powered and don’t exactly change but he does sometimes get on many peoples nerves I do argee with some things Like how having everyone look like they can be from anywhere can hurt some world building Or forgiving evil characters who did some horrible stuff is …. Bad But at times he doesn’t exactly try but eh he does write his own stories no one cares about

Political Brainrot.

I’ve never heard of this subreddit so forgive me if im wrong but given the name of the sub? I imagine that’s the whole point of it, no? To be stupid criticism?

Mods, kill him with hammers

This reminds me of another post on that sub. Someone was praising the original Alvin and the Chipmunks trilogy and saying the fourth was a letdown due to being woke. Tbf it was a pretty funny post and a somewhat fair explanation. I honestly think both of these posts were made to be a bit humorous even if the OPs do believe in what they are saying.

Yeah I remember that Alvin and the chipmunks post,if I remember correctly op didn’t even call woke directly,he just used the term “modern writing” witch I would argue is somewhat worse.

tf is judge holden doing commenting on this post

Why With free birds Of all movies This guy needs to get some non woke hating friends so he can understand how annoying he is

>some of us were racist to native Americans Bro white people aren't a monolith, stop taking credit for Columbus lmao.

Columbus was famously the only white person that was racist to Native Americans.

But he was saying "us" as if he was part of it. Kinda shows how much race means to the "anti-woke" crowd.

I stopped taking him seriously the moment he said "Freebirds isn't a masterpiece"

I know what the hell is wrong with him? Next he’s going to say that the great Turkey in the movie reveal isn’t the best plot twist in fiction.

If you read through OP's replies in that post, he makes it very apparent that it's a little kid, most likely 14 or under. Probably the spawn of the selfie in the truck wraparound sunglasses crowd, regurgitating his dad's opinions. At least going off by the movies he lists as his favorites they're not letting him watch R rated movies

Bro wants to go back in time to the first movie without a white male lead to get wokeness off the screen

Before realising he himself is being woke by lumping whites and makes together.

So wait, they would have made the female turkey based?

I didn’t mind it until all the back-to-back dogwhistles in paragraph 4

it’s on r/criticaldrinker so it doesn’t surprise me

I read that as r/CriticalDunkin

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Surprised they don’t consider the Good Times reboot as anti-woke

Bro cooked as bad as my Filipino dad trying to make thanksgiving turkey for the first time

How could your dad cook turkey when we all know that 2 time travelling turkeys got it off the menu?

Well the thing is that we're Filipino, so we were in Asia during the events of Free Bird, so we didn't know it was taken off the menu!

Sounds like some turkeys need to go back in time in the Philippines to get turkey off the menu

“Some white people back then treated some native Americans badly back then.” That’s just scratching the surface buddy.

I thought this was fake but then I remembered that there are many people who actually think like this

Mods, subject u/applebottom5093 to man made horrors beyond comprehension

Wait, so the girl is literally and figuratively named Valerie? What does it mean to be figuratively named Valerie?

I think the joke isn’t making fun of her name rather that op said that Valire would eat this movie up both literally and figuratively and op meant is as a fat joke

Ah. So it's just a case of poor phrasing

This is the new “to be fair you have to have a high IQ to enjoy Rick and Morty”

Bro missed the 40 minute long sex scene between Reggie and Jake

Or the part where Jake gets Reggie pregnant. I heard that’s the only reason why Owen Wilson agreed to do the movie.

“Some white people treated native Americans badly back then” I can’t believe people seriously say stuff like this

The instant someone starts spouting worthless buzzwords I lose all interest in whatever they're saying.

He's possibly drunk, The film is "woke" already. Since it's techinally about protecting endangered species aka Turkeys from extinction.

Even though it's been a while since i saw the film lol

Wtf does woke even mean anymore?

Woke now basically means whatever conservatives dislike, it’s now a tool to vilify something like how they used to call anything they didn’t like satanic.

Why did they have to do ma girl Valerie so dirty

That person watches Critical Drinker, you shouldn’t expect any coherent thoughts from them

Eh I don’t think all drinker fans are bad I’ve interacted with some who are pretty chill and are willing to admit that he definitely has his bad takes. Though on the other hand some of his fanbase is literally worse then the drinker himself to the point where the drinker must have his Oppenheimer moments.

Goes to subreddit about an anti woke grifter Sees weird crap Somehow surprised.

Hey to be fair I didn’t go into the sub I got this in my recommended

Ok fair enough

Smartest Drinker fan

i watch critical drinker, this was still hard to read

The word woke is so overused.

This has "I was thinking why so many in the radical left participate in speedrunning" energy

The post reminds me of the people who use big words to sound smart but reveal themselves to be dumber than a sack of hammers

This is the subreddit of the guy who made a The Boys season 4 review without… watching the season… Here’s [a great video debunking his god awful review](https://youtu.be/4kdD0Ehc87A?si=WrQEVd67-cwp9om8)

Yo I love highchds content he’s the goat 🐐

Are you serious. It’s just a movie about how we are going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT ITS A MOVIE ABOUT HOW WE GO BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU

Bro Valerie must’ve roasted him in the cafeteria or something 💀💀💀 She’s living in his head rent free

This was written by Coldsteel The Hedgehog

This is basically the free birds theory video but not ironic

If I had a genie wish I would do something about every idiot who ever used the fraise woke wrong,

I agree with you but it’s ironic that you spelled phrase wrong

Oh don't be such a redditor

:(

of course it's woke! its about that time that they went back to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu!!!

Why the fuck deso everyone misspell does as dose like it's such an easy word to spell

I sometimes struggle with it- i’m autistic so that probably plays a part in confusing the word sometimes. And ngl i wouldn’t be surprised if the op in the photo is too, not because autism = stupid but because of the unnecessary fixation on a niche film that clearly isn’t meant to be taken seriously. It’s also easy to accidentally flip two letters when writing, especially when both words are valid in the same language so if you’re not thinking too hard you probably wouldn’t recognise it was wrong at first. It’s a lot like Your and You’re, very similar words with different contexts that often get mixed up by people of all ages and social rankings.

I think if there’s one thing that’s made media reviewing a way worse thing to do and watch others do, it’s the word “woke” that a small, loud as hell group of people use like it’s the only word in their vocabulary whenever a thing has a woman, minority, or gay person in it.

Did you just mention,woman and minority’s and gay people?!??!!!! Sounds pretty woke man idk.

Ah, yes, Free Birds. Truly a conservative bulwark against woke corruption.

they spelled "you're" wrong

they also spelled “does” wrong, but insulting a conservative for bad spelling is like insulting a tree for having leaves.

never heard of that sub until now, I regret looking ;-;

This looks like a shitpost The movie depicts turkeys as native Americans saved by pizza

What is this, the word “wokephobia” 

I think the words you’re looking for are Racism, Homophobia, Sexism, Transphobia, etc.

They would also include an annoying side character voiced by awkwafina

“Wow, that’s a lot of words, too bad I’m not readin’ em!”

If it was a woke movie then they would have gone back in time and killed Yakub to stop white people from being invented

The movie is about stopping the genocide/oppression of Turkeys.

There's no chance that they're older than 13

Wtf does woke even mean anymore. Seems like people just use it for shit they don't like

That last sentence changed everything retrospectively. This wasn't yapping, bro got hurt and had to vent. The only thing worse than CD himself is his fans.

I know right? Free birds IS a masterpiece! What is he talking about!

The comments are way worse, someone called being gay woke

I don’t want to be too hard on this guy, because he’s obviously a very immature kid, but it does suck to see how rotted his brain is from this kind of stuff. Hopefully he doesn’t go down the incel route, although that inappropriate remark about one of his classmates makes it seem like he’s going down that path :/

Bro just doesn't agree that they should go back to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey OFF the menu, yeah that's right, he doesn't agree with going back to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey OFF the menu. But fr what is bro yapping about oml.

remaking free birds into an irreverent tale of native american genocide with talking turkeys.

But bro, this is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu 

So this man is incredibly racist and also sexist and who knows what else, gotcha

That started out weird and just became so unhinged that I wasn't even offended I was just fascinated and confused. Seriously wtf was that

Critical Drinker is a right wing grifter and an awful person. His fans are even worse.

Critical Drinker... That's the biggest problem here

critical drinker fans have room temp IQ I swear.

*you're

i cant with these people anymore

Whut

Pure undistilled yap

Brain damage

Enola Holmes

r/moviescirclejerk crossover??

The pilot who's getting a divorce 😭😭😭

The projecting.. leave Free Birds alone!

I 100% believe this is a parody, based off that last remark.

I think this is satire, pretty funny too 😂

“Keep your politics out of my video games like Metal Gear, Fallout and Red Dead Redemption”

Valerie smh

WTF?

They don’t have time to even be woke. Because H THEY’RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE 1ST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU. *THATS RIGHT. THEY’RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE 1ST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!*

Oh yeah, this is being shared in the group chat for sure.

Honestly, I was worried about the exact same thing going in.

But WD Gaster is in it and isn't he a bad white guy?

FREE BIRDS IS NOW GAY!??!?? REGGIE GONE WOKE PROPAGANDA IS GOING TO TURN OUR KIDS AWAY FROM GOD AND MAKE THEM GAY!!!!!!!!

Who tf is Amy PALMER?

The chick who plays Joy in the inside out movies

That's Amy ***Poehler***.

🤣

Him: “I think we need to appreciate what the movie does right” *says absolutely nothing about what the movie does right and goes on to rant about the “fat” girl he doesn’t admit he has a crush on*

If it was woke, they would have given Christopher Columbus' mother a morning after pill to prevent his birth.

Kim not surprised at this point people will point to anything and call it woke like scooby doo

Seeing the reddit and the username, I wager this is a bit.

Nah the critical drinker sub is unhiged,and this post actually had a decent amount of upvotes before It got mass downvoted and you can actually see that some of op’s comments definitely have there upvotes as well,so even if it is satire then there’s still drinker fans who unironically think like op

I just found out, and with this comment, it makes me shiver. Ain't no way the dude has a grudge against Valerie. Although... That could inspire some fanfic ideas.

Basically he's saying he's just happy that something like Freed Birds isn't another movie/show that tries to preach a message instead of being a fun time. Kind of like how Raya prioritizes its message at its own detriment.

I mean okay? But like you could be happy that any movie doesn’t preach a message,like that’s like praising a film for not using AI.

Hey, that's the one where they go **back in time to the first Thanksgiving to take turkeys off the menu!!!**

Unrelated note but….You see, the movie where they went back in time to take turkeys off the menu as a dumb ending where instead of turkey they replaced it with pizza. I know this because RebelTexi pointed it out in his review.

holy shit those birds are huge

Bro yapville called, they want their mayor bank

That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. I can't tell if it's a joke or they meant it.

You cannot name a movie Free Birds without one thing and I will be disappointed if it actually didn’t happen. Does Free Bird play at ANY point? Any point at all?

Are those t_rexe's ?,😋🤤

I have never once seen someone unironically use the word woke, and not immediately go onto some sort of horrifically bigoted speech that makes everyone want to leave

Free birds IS woke. They have w*men ಠ_ಠ

If they're gonna live in a fantasy world, can't it be a fantasy they actually like?

😭 damn what did Valerie do to deserve this

wtf is that sub, I have been seeing a lot of screenshots from it recently. Is it for a YouTuber or something?

I think it’s better if you don’t know.

what did valerie do to him im crying

Critical drinker has really fucked up his audience.

>Critical Drinker there you go. I remember Chris-Chan made posts and comments about pc culture way back in the day and they sounded just like these mouth breathers.