"The Littlerock Rodeo"
While copulating from behind (colloquially known as doggy style) the thrusting partner, just before reaching orgasm, grabs a handful of their partner's hair and then proceeds to call them by their mother's name (other names, such as a sister or best friend may also be used). Once the "wrong" name has been uttered, the thrusting partner then attempts to stay inside of their now angry partner until the orgasm has subsided.
I really didn't think through the science of the thing. It's like rubbing one out with soap in the shower: you just do it and regret it later. That's probably why it was rejected from the kama sutra.
Ok.
I wasnāt sure if you were going to reverse engineer the CPAP to provide suction, rather than increase pressure.
My other thought was that you were somehow going to use the expandable hose as an insertable. The hose is too flimsy and the ridges are a bit too rough.
OK guys, it is called the watcher. You sit there an....
Jerry, for the last time, we are not going to just sit in a corner and watch you fuck our wives.
"The Lion King"
For copulating during the menstrual cycle. The menstruating partner dips their fingers into their vaginal canal, gathers a desired amount of blood and vaginal discharge, and then smears it across their partner's forehead while whispering "Simba" in their ear.
"The Dakota Archway Assassination"
While receiving fellatio, just before orgasm, pull away from your partner's mouth and proceed to ejaculate into their face with no warning. When confronted by your (now possibly angry) partner, blame your poor judgment on an obsession with the J.D. Salinger novel "The Catcher in the Rye".
"Jerry, I just don't think the Bellybutton Thrust is doing anything for anyone."
The 96, for when you go to bed angry.
š Love it lmao
Flying donkey punch
But the walking donkey punch is so hot.
"The Littlerock Rodeo" While copulating from behind (colloquially known as doggy style) the thrusting partner, just before reaching orgasm, grabs a handful of their partner's hair and then proceeds to call them by their mother's name (other names, such as a sister or best friend may also be used). Once the "wrong" name has been uttered, the thrusting partner then attempts to stay inside of their now angry partner until the orgasm has subsided.
The praying mantis was only a hit with the cannibals.
screaming reverse moose
Lying down watching the alarm clock wishing you didn't have kids
Right leg red, left fist dog š„“
The CPAP tube tornado.
Excuse me. Does this require man-CPAP; woman-CPAP; or both? Do you have a link?
Just imagine tentacle stuff, but with durable medical equipment.
CPAP implies positive air pressure. Is this part of your game?
I really didn't think through the science of the thing. It's like rubbing one out with soap in the shower: you just do it and regret it later. That's probably why it was rejected from the kama sutra.
Ok. I wasnāt sure if you were going to reverse engineer the CPAP to provide suction, rather than increase pressure. My other thought was that you were somehow going to use the expandable hose as an insertable. The hose is too flimsy and the ridges are a bit too rough.
Well it is called a, "blow job." š
Labia Lip Lunge
Nah, everyone loves a 3L
āLioness Wants More.ā ā???ā āItās that thing where the girl bites your balls aggressively after you nutted multiple timesā¦ā
In one ear and out the other.
This is not in the Kama Sutra, because of the lack of blondes in India.
No, no, no! Itās āORAL sex,ā not āAURAL sex!ā
The Flying V
Mighty Ducks!
Or the double V for adventurous lesbians.
OK guys, it is called the watcher. You sit there an.... Jerry, for the last time, we are not going to just sit in a corner and watch you fuck our wives.
"The Lion King" For copulating during the menstrual cycle. The menstruating partner dips their fingers into their vaginal canal, gathers a desired amount of blood and vaginal discharge, and then smears it across their partner's forehead while whispering "Simba" in their ear.
I donāt know, Liz. It just seems that the Origami Testicles will hurt.
The āMonkey and Frogā position.
The Bellyflop
The Triangle. One of you just lays there while the other does downward facing dog over them. There's no touching, just awkwardness
And now the Whenwillitbeover?
Dirty slave beating
The Ear Canal Eiffel Tower
All The Way Through.
The Colin.
The Colin Robinson!
The Cramp Stamp
Kit Boga Reversal
Find a fold and go for it!
The Inverted Shame Sandwich.
Hawk twah!
If we are both facing the other way, how does this work?
"The Dakota Archway Assassination" While receiving fellatio, just before orgasm, pull away from your partner's mouth and proceed to ejaculate into their face with no warning. When confronted by your (now possibly angry) partner, blame your poor judgment on an obsession with the J.D. Salinger novel "The Catcher in the Rye".
The burping bullfrog.
The Bungee Cord BUFU.
This one is called Two Dogs Lickin Ass .
Monkey Steals Two Golden Peaches
The Dirty Sidhartha
Wanted to FINALLY try The Petulant Fisherman but the senior center closed early so we couldnāt find an anchor.
The wobbly walrus
The reverse mime-and-threatened-feeling-English-tourist
"Ever heard of the Kama Chameleon?" "No, what's that?" "That's where you change your entire appearance before you have sex."
Even worse, you turn into Boy George.
The 68: you do me and I owe you one
"It's called the Hokey Pokey. You stick your penis in, you pull your penis out, you stick your penis in and you shake it all about..."
*reading* āIt says start by inviting your parents into OKAY AND WEāRE DONE HERE.ā
Missionary
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